Ali G - Legal Issues

[gingowitch]

"YOU'RE PUSHIN ME" CIRCUMCISED FUCK, SKEET SKEET BANG BANG NIGGA.

[IPKUCALL911]

rofl!!!!!!!!!

[dropdead024]

what kind of fuggin faggot voluntary adds a laughtrack to ANYTHING

[amor987654321]

i bet he checked out that film.

[S3rbS0ccerVids]

i wanna see the look on the geiser's face when he sees barley legal 3 :D

[coolio801]

"what if they call yo mamma hoe"

[MrSkate4weed]

maybe you should censor the guys name too, douche bag

[jimmyPain2121]

FUCK YOU USAMMON!

[richzimmer]

Real name+Title: Richard Thornburgh - Former US Attorney General

Ali G says:

HI, Im here with none other than "Governor Dick Formberg"

LOL

[Ebbo1994]

"Yes, no I havn't" Hahaha caught out!

[MerryGoFuckYourself]

Usammon i just want to let you know that i despise you and your idiotic editing. You deserve to be gang raped by HIV infected hobos for being so stupid.

[bozinho8]

Barely legal 3!! hahaha

[joe546213]

Stop editing douchbag!

[john1136]

Motherfucker why did u remove all the good shit!!

[dhakagod]

whats the point of editing and censoring these videos ?? how will we get the joke without hearing the punch lines idiot... why do u have to assume we already know what he said in the scenes u deleted..........

[BenYeaYeaHello]

lol this guy is awesome

[Aftershock731]

stop editing the vids u idiot

[zhihong110]

have you seen the movie?

YES! NO!

i smell a liar.

[missscarlett18]

I agree whole-heartedly with the sentiments expressed below...Fuck censorshit and more importantly FUCK YOU usammon.....Cunt!

[Alimukz]

Great work from ali G. bad work from usammon.

[mustang19ms]

hahaha Barely legal is a porn I guess :))

[grig24x]

wtf deleted this video with censorship!

[maverickkris84]

bro..dont put the efforts of posting videos if have to censor them.the interviewer dont feel ashamed..neither do the ppl getting interviewed..then wats up wid u..surely u must have seen the uncensored version..y not let others do too..

[bussooa]

haha first time he shaked hands

[JakersIOMV]

'what happens when the Jewellery cant decide,' LOOLOL

[uso50]

i have a big dick

[UnknownGenius01]

Fuck censorship and mostly, FUCK YOU usammon!

Why the fuck do you censor all your fucking videos? Try censoring this, you fucking prick!

[duttyrock5]

Have you seen it? Yes...no

[android8a]

What's with the edit u fucking retard

[ClutchPin]

The old man's one cool bloke. Handled the interview very well.

[AbdiU]

u fucking prick man usammon why do u have to edit the good bit out

[bennyvega100]

"can you order an all you can eat buffet?" LMAO

[alivakhrap]

usammon u will rot in hell i hate u

[MsTommyknocker]

Usammon, was it you that edited this video? Why would you do that??

[jbohler33]

@MsTommyknocker because he is a cunt faggot with no life

[Adnowwwwn]

All you can eat buffet LOLOL!!!

[Bobhoche]

Fuck u USAMMON for editing the video! u suck fuckin ballz u faggot hoe

[30129ss]

Why would anyone cut this?

[Curatica]

Many of the pranks are clueless without the missing words.

But who censors the clips???

I doubt that these are the people who posted them.

[FoxIceDaniels]

Its only on this faggots usammon clips. he has fucked them up.

[zitfig]

yeah i've watched tons from different people and they're practically all censored. what gives?

[RamiG900]

Barely legal 3..no i have to check it now since u mentioned it..hahaha

[dcoffin85]

Fuck your censorship.

[ZombieShawn]

dude he quickly responded with "YES!" lol after Ali G asked him if he has seen the film lol

[ajchann123]

what if they say it to your nana? lol

[mocasvaldo]

all usammon's vids are edited FUCKTARD I HOPE YOU GET AIDS

[manutdabc123]

"barely legal 3 have you seen it"

"yes..no"

funny

[markydaidai]

Fuck this censored shit!

Ruins the videos you fucking retard.

[J0eKo1]

Lmao barely legal 3 XD

[iggie200]

funnnyyyyy

[matt9339]

barely legal 3 ROFL

[Drakeshields]

usammon censors all the ali g clips for whatever reason

[saveme2000]

bearly legal 3 hahahahahhaha-

[innocentbutcher41]

What is this censored bullshit ?

[yellowkiwi8]

ALSO LOL his wife is gonna catch this old guy watching barely legal 3 and then she gonna faint LOL

[CommissarAlfie]

Fuck u usammon

[LolCCJ]

This is the bullcrap version. AliG is funny because of how he talks, if someone edit his lines then what's the point? This is merely contradicting this comedic video.

[joshgura]

usammon mutilates videos, this is not ali g, USAMMON takes it upon himself to go out of his way to flood youtube with censored versions of videos. that is pollution, we dont want to see USAMMON's version of the world, we want to see ali g.

[2n2equals5]

"What you said up to then was legal, now it's illegal, cussing my nana..."

[smoke489]

Yes,....

NO I HAVEN'T !

[utkan13]

barely legal lol

[Peanutbutterbucket]

I almost died laughing at that point.

[Kailette22]

whats that dnb track at 2:56?

[LolCCJ]

Seriously, why did you remove some parts? Come on, whether it's there or not, the outcome of it is the same, why not leave it be?

[ooooooSCORPIONoooooo]

it seemed that he tryed to censor this for some reason... WTF... its ali g..

[FenderSquireStudios]

YES uh no

[MegaMayweather]

asianpussylicker- uve been chatin bear shit on er av been readin youre dum shit u need 2 stick 2 sookin dick course u aint gettin no pussy

[josheemister]

"what if dey call yo mom a hoe?...is it awright to murder them, ?!"....hahahaha...hella funny!!...

Yo, for real?...why is everyone fighting over comments?!....all you guys are stupid....that one "comeback" from ASIANPUSSYLICKER...immaturely funny!!...i dont imagine you gettin any pussy at all!!...and DOUBLE---...wha'eva', stop being self-rightous!!...

[MauMauPlate]

usaammon is teh gay!

[nural33]

love this

[shamkennedy]

y the fuk is it censored...

[krumeater]

Why do people feel the need to butcher these clips before uploading them?

[CheckMyTats]

Usammon you ruined this video by cutting it up.

[1coo1]

if they didnt do there homework they would get a teacher is that the law ,well thats a law of sorts lmao have u seen the movie , no but i will now u recomended it hahahaha barely legal 3

[mesice]

you must be american or just very retarded! cutting out all the funny stuff ain't gonna make anybody watch your fuckin video again!

[simonfrouws]

dis dude rulezz hahah i will now cuz u recommended it haha

[hoagly]

A hung jury...LOL surely the size of their...*edit* GRRRRR

[IamHaddy]

barely legal........... cant stop laffing

[IamHaddy]

what? did you get too hard by your dad last night that you have to post retarded comments on youtube

[DoUbLeUtEeEeFfFfF]

u do realise your comebacks are really shit just incase you didn't know

[DoUbLeUtEeEeFfFfF]

learn proper english before you talk bout SM

[asianpussylicker]

Die of AIDS

[DoUbLeUtEeEeFfFfF]

u shouldn't use that word so lightly :] ~ people are suffering all around the world because of that disease :[

[leftovercrack13]

So fucking tough over the internet eh? I can guarantee you're some 13 year old fat kid trying to be cool in front of his friends. Grow up.

[asianpussylicker]

im 28 & live in Brazil. Come here & you'll probably get your hand chopped off for that cheap ass watch you wear.

[standaman666]

ASIANCOCKLICKER stop acting like a hardman behind your computer....we all know your a pussy in real life

[togjuice]

Why edit it? Leave it as it is, for goodness sake

[BillyConnor13]

Ali G: Ave' you seen dat' film?

Other Guy: Yes, No!

[SROMasterful]

noob

[HoodstarMoTg007]

grr what's with the crappy editing? lame

[LookMaNoBrains]

check out Barely Legal 3, ! lllo0lollll

[ArchhereticK]

Barely legal.

[jasco1984]

what is legal? haha

[allihyany]

LoOoOoOoL

[edaines]

yes..NO I HAVEN'T

[HauntingTheHoly]

Why would you post a censored, bulllshit, video?

Fuck you.

[Thesenseoftouchc]

@HauntingTheHoly i dont get it whats wrong with the video?

[mong1995]

he said yh he watched it

lol

[crazypyro360]

Censorship like this should not be allowed! U SUCK USAMON!

[sahooq85]

y is anyone called dick

[ParamoreWorshipper]

"Yes... no!"

[mkispro]

you gona be fried liek chicken

[WebSurfer30]

"what if they said it about your nana?"

[godchildzor]

Wow. Most people struggle immensely with Ali's crazy questions like "What is legal" etc but this guy manages to give good answers.

[Kingofdetroit2004]

"I will now, because you recommended it. Barely Legal?"

ROFL

XD

[LTLauriz88]

have you seen that film?

yes...no i havent..

lmaoo he watches porn lmaoo xD

[freshprinceofbalham]

STOP WITH THE FLIPPIND EDITING

[artikelmusic]

mate stop editing it, it spoils it for everyone and totally misses the piont

[MVX12]

this is so edited its bs

[Terminator4004]

yes learn about the law and dont do the crime if you cant do the time

[MaxPDavies]

You are such a clit for censoring this. Why are you doing it? You are everything that is wrong with the modern world.

[neurochris]

first handshake i've seen lol

[vragtejebi]

fuckin shit you are crazy...why are you censoring??

[PissOnPolice]

becuz he likes to suck deer cock

[loachendormi]

quit editing for fuck's sake

[rayza563]

dude, by doing this you are only wasting space on youtube by censoring shit, THIS IS THE INTERNET FKR.

[insaneresurrect]

why did you censor this man? pple who watch Ali G aren't gonna be sensitive to shit like that

[mugshit]

u killed it by censoring this.they already censored this on HBO and now ur censoring this video.

This is like watching porn without sex!

[astrastyle]

haha that film is real i have seen it too lol

[kiralys]

is it porn?

[fatass514]

it's a documentary

[o0robert0oDK]

its the same guy who made Borat his name is Sacha Baron Cohen...

[rangerinthehood]

dude when im about to laugh this asstard ruins it with his editing.

[rafonzo]

Stop fucking cencoring this ... makes iz 90 % less funny

[ferrozm]

seriously stop censoring!

[DrSchadenfreude]

its ridiculous - if this guy can't handle "rudeness" why is he watching ali G?! ridiculous

[martingrannholmen]

ahhahahaha barley legal 3, havent seen that one hahahhahaha

[cmusa000]

When is it legal to murder someone HAHAHAHAHAHA

[Kloppy86]

damn, American version sucks!

[zestymonserellastick]

no the american version is the same...it's the idiot usammon edits these and keeps stuff out...it's really annoying....ive seen all of these on hbo

[karatemaster64]

dont censor it! ass!

[pkketchup]

what is nana tho :S

[eddieyorke]

Means grandmother, british slang

[MrNokian]

common man stop editing

[Oli3TB76]

jesus christ its damn annoying with it edited!

[meghamillie]

lol he says he has seen tht film lol.

[AR15Militant]

"Has you seen that film?"

yeah, well no, I will now because you've recommended it....barely legal"

"barely legal 3"

[louisjackson118]

lol

[B9orange]

why the hell censor it!!!?!!

[r91976]

Censorship is what i hate most....Fuck off,ur a fascist USAMMON!!!!!!!!!!!!!U have no right editing somebody elses work u cunt,that was shown on national tv,how can u cesnor it?????????

[gent23mj]

agreed, shouldnt edit it if its not his. but COME ON...a fascist???? LOL

[silaqe]

your mother would suck a dick for a toilet paper

[rockvanisher]

why are you complaining? without him i didnt have the opportunity to see it

[asdorel]

maybe because if he didn't upload the edited videos other youtubers would have uploaded the same vids - the only difference being that they would have been UNCENSORED and thus ENJOYABLE.

not only that, but the actual motivation that drives one into censoring a show like ALI G goes far beyond human sanity.

[r91976]

Censorship is what i hate most....Fuck off,ur a fascist USAMMON!!!!!!!!!!!!!U have no right editing somebody elses work u cunt,that was shown on national tv,how can u cesnor it?????????

[Juanmag84]

Why the fuck are all your Ali G videos edited?

It sucks like that. Makes me wanna upload the episodes fully complete.

[Juanmag84]

Why the fuck are all your Ali G videos edited?

It sucks like that. Makes me wanna upload the episodes fully complete.

[1x93cm]

yo..."have you seen that film?"

Yes...no...i will....LMAO

[lllhOoLiGaNlll]

yea that is fucking great! i wonder if he's seen it yet? ROFL!

[wasread55]

ya ben anlamadım ali g Türk mü değil mi? / I'm don't understand ali g germany or Turkısh?

[faladith]

neither dumbass

[maartina07]

U can carry on eating forever and they will never be able to kill U!

[lfc011]

ali g is a legend

[AfghansWorld]

plasma screen with sorround sound. lol

[codenamegizmo]

yes, no i haven't. i will now.

barely legal ?

barely legal 3.

[TheOverfiendDj]

can you order an all you can eat buffet? rotfl

[e8792m]

Gyah, so much skipping...

[itsmejen22]

Man, isn't that kind of harsh? jeesh....

[Maktrech]

;) whoever edit the ali g vid has to be killed, usacrapper go fuck yourself son of a bitch faggot repulsive scum.

[ojoe4]

hell yea usammon is a 600 lb jewish chinkareekin he should get a life and stop doing dumb shit like this

[coulie27]

maybe he got the video from walmart...  i hear they edit their dvds to be family friendly.

[worm0101]

no diggity check it

[JohnParker4815162342]

usammon, why are you cutting out most of the jokes?????

[howardbeale1976]

Yes. No, I haven't.

[0260in3point9]

y do u only have edited vids

[jonokiller]

this is crap why edit it?

[seraphimxii]

You fucked this video up, i can't even finish watching it....

Stupid asshole editting the genius which is ali g.

[meitis12]

why would u edit this u fuckin clown,it used to go out on national telly unedited u fuckin cocksucker

[SamoftheDrums]

ROFL at the end... All you can eat buffet...

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[alicdude]

it was gd but why did u edit it