Is Gelila for the Shul rejects?

[sspiegler]

Gelilah crack! Love it!!

[tevster1316]

it's like trying to take a bra off a girl

[szw770]

chabad and chassidimare the same

[IDFco12]

Sephardim don't have Gelila

[frumsatire]

Thats because spehardim don't have rejects - sfardis are usually all tough and cool

[IDFco12]

loool

big guns

[JIH1984]

all true!

[alexanderclaire]

i have complete empathy with you my friend,

[krazyolie]

I know what you mean about the little 3 holed thing.

[yehoshuashmuel]

While I admit you cracked me up here, I really cannot believe you omitted the "Breishis-On-Top" police. And for anyone who has EVER doen gelilah, you know what I am talking about... they are without a doubt in the Top Ten list of Gelilah Peeves.

[frumsatire]

What the heck is bereshis on the top- never heard of such things and I do gelila all the time.

[extazy17]

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[guylookin4fun06]

I like the velcro gartel. LOL

[FeivelJay770]

I thought of this rant last Shabbos when I got gelila by mincha laining.

[frumsatire]

Someone emailed me and told me they always laugh whenever gelila is done.

[FeivelJay770]

That's me now too.This rant haunts me because I can't take gelila as seriously anymore. Today at shul a little kid way under bar-mitzva was given gelila! Is that even kosh!

[HikingKike]

Rock on brother- I always get gelila- thats what comes with being 35 and single in a small community- I am the resident singles scene mascot

[gbjew]

lol lol lol now I can't watch them without thinking "well, that's the reject!" And I was trying so hard to quell my laughter Saturday~ lol lol lol "they're saying the prayer for Israel" but it's good because if the ger is smiling they think she's finally caught on to something, so everyone on the bima (they watch me anyways; they talk about me too; I read lips so that stinks [men and women not seperate @ my place]) was all beaming thinking they'd finally taught me something.

[poopdeck2009]

You forgot about getting the actual cover to sit right. First, the bottom of the "skirt" won't go over the things, so you gotta keep the whole thing up in the air with one hand grabbing the space between the two holes, and the other hand pulling the bottom over the wooden things. Than you lower the whole thing over the sticks, and you can't seem to be able to align the sticks with the holes. when you finnally do it, the bottom of the "skirt" is caught on the gartel, so you gotta guide it down.

[poopdeck2009]

(cont'd) Than the gartel sometimes slides down with it, so you gotta reach up and adjust it.

[hershky84]

DuDE!!! Kol Hakavod!! That is awesome! When I can I book you for a comedy standup?

That was really funny.

[chapperjoe]

....the seatbelt line was cute.

[Gruntig2008]

You had me laughing. funny and clean. Great job!

[jlq3d3]

excellent

[frumsatire]

No I didn't, but I have always thought this way. It seems that the people who get gelila are older singles, old dudes that live with their moms, little kids or the kids who are druggies. You never see the president of the kiddish club or shul gabbai getting gelila.

[RivkaElfaks123]

It's like the 'Thanks for coming out and playing today' Award. Thankfully, it won't ever be my problem!

[RivkaElfaks123]

I was wondering the same thing in Shul this week. Did you get it this shabbat or something? ;)

[itsthatmovieguy]

gematria and sgt. peppers, haha. very funny again