Let's Play Merry Gear Solid 2 - 12 - Epilogue

[TobiasBoon1980]

9:59 "Yes. The ha he ho ho shall rise again" Ah haha.

[Yellow13Firestorm]

Ever since I found you LP of these two games, I've made them a Christmas Tradition of mine :D thank you DeceasedCrab!

[earthjango]

Okay, let me see if I've got this straight. I'm guessing while Snake was talking to Otacon about stepping into the Merry gear, scrooge went in and became santa, then he knocked Snake out...

[Aeromancer09]

I just find it morbid that Santa Clause sacrificed his own kid for this convoluted plan heh.

[blackyoshi1230]

With that person *censored* in the end... ho ho ho. If there was any other character I would want from the original games, it would have to be Roy Campbell (the Colonel).

[Bluecho4]

"Some day, you will go through the snow! Some day, you will feed on some eggnog!"

Classic.

[ax37s]

I didnt understand a word of what was happening at the end.

[codyjhhs]

This is almost as confusing at the Trilby series.

[m4binogiman]

Will you be LPing Merry Gear Solid 3: The Dead of Winter or The Underside when The Podunkian finishes making them?

[DeceasedCrab]

@m4binogiman Finish? Underside?

Hahahahahahhahahahahahahahahah­a

[GamesOplenty]

I spoke of this again with my friends. Now about 14 other people have heard this story again. And they will tell more and more people until the entire world knows! And not a single person can stop it. Not even YOU DeceasedCrab!

[MelissiaBlackheart]

Sure, it didn't really make much sense.

But it still made more than Metal Gear Solid 2.

[RunandGunPictures]

That game was awesome.

[PTp1ranha]

Old/Cold Snake as Santa? That'd be interesting to say the least.

[FritzProductions27]

Wait what the fuck just happened? This game is fucked up!

[Starroad77]

Huzzah for 888 uploads!

[BinaryDragon1996]

wait, what?

[TheCameraWorks]

And have a Happy New GEAR DC muhuhaha...

[depression11115]

Congratulations on 888 videos DC, as well as another LP well done.

[iyuutee]

Yup, congrats on 888.  Let's all look forward to the fun to be had on the way to 999!

[xarboy5000]

I have a great idea for a new LP! The Grinch for the GBC! It's like a mix between Metal Gear, and Pac-Man! I kid you not, if you like the MGS games, you owe it to yourself to play this.

[uberspear865]

Transcendence. One word. One game One LP. One rogue. Done (hopefully) by none other than DC.All of space shall be ours!!

[HellfireTheAwesome]

We may never speak of this again, but you know it happened. And all 8,644 of us know.

Better start writing names...

[dismalelysium88]

Hey DC, do you think you'll ever run out of Let's Plays to do? Cause that would suck majorly. Of course there are a lot of retro/indie games, but not all of them seem very LPable (That is now a word). Then again, one can never miss a challenge.

[ShadyMonkeyH]

I can't thank you enough for the let's plays that you do,they

are the only things that keep my hamster away from suicide

[DimJim12]

The ending song is beautiful

However, it also reminds me of Iji's ending song, which is horribly depressing.

[AgentKaypar]

Thank you very much for playing this so that I don't have to.

You're our hero.

[nightomen01]

MerryGearSolid 3

sorry DC but it's inevitable

[dannybo64]

could this mean there is a 3rd game?

[Drei216]

I will speak of this again!!!

[DeceasedCrab]

@Drei216 WHAT DID I JUST SAY?!?!?!

[AndrewRedroad]

I, AndrewRedroad, do solemnly swear to NEVER speak of this Let's Play EVER again, so long as I shall live. I will not make mention of it in other future Let's Plays, or even hint at any of its more subtle references. As long as air shall fill my lungs, no mention of this game's RIDICULOUS PUNS and OUTRAGEOUS plot twists shall ever grace my lips or transfer onto my keyboard. You have my word.

[BanjoFuzz]

Deceased crab cakes...oh, LET'S EAT!

[jonskowitz]

Sounds like it makes about as much sense as the MGS series ever did anyway.

[Voltgloss]

I actually did laugh at the last line of the game. Perhaps because it was a clever humorous callback, rather than an egregious pun.

Too bad they didn't figure out how to write like that until THE VERY LAST LINE OF THE GAME.

Lookin' forward to your next project, DC.

[ShadowOfIce]

Yes, we shall never speak of this game again.

...Until Merry Gear 3 comes out and you play that.

[wally2069]

What are you people doing? He asked us to never speak of this again. Oh no! By talking to you guys now I am speaking of this again. Look what you made me do! Now I will have to hide the evidence. How am I going to hide the entire internet?

[DeceasedCrab]

@wally2069 Get a big tarp!

[childoftreachery]

DC, would you be willing to "conduct" a live action Let's Play of "Prisoner of the Ant People" if those involved had access to fireworks and pyrotechnics? What about a live-action adaptation of Sküljagger for International Talk Like a Pirate Day?

Having said that, congratulations on another stellar Let's Play, this game was awesome!

[DeceasedCrab]

@childoftreachery Sure! These all sound like great ideas and I will do them!

...April Fools! They're horrible ideas and I hate you! :)

[BygPhattyPlus]

Well, that was a HUGE twist ending! Looks like we can expect a Merry Gear Solid 3!

[AmmosPheonix]

I thought at first the ending was rubbish with such a cut-off. The plot reached it's climax at it's very end. Very good stuff, and why, I was very pleased with the very end. Very.

[zerfsun]

let us speak of this again in the future, DeceasedCrab

[Triggerhappy938]

DC, you are a stronger man than I. I salute you, sir. Though, can we make the next game a good one?

[GoldenRice]

This game was really well done. Regardless how painful you guys thought the puns were.

[ZombieDangerfield]

There are certain things you can't forget DC.....it was like Eversion all over again

[calextheneko]

No, no, it can't end in a sequel hook! Two was more than enough. No. No!

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

[xoyv]

hey DC, do you know what would be awsome? if they were making a MGS 3, and you played raiden and had the colonel

[DeceasedCrab]

@xoyv You're right! That WOULD be awesome!

...April Fools! No, that would suck. Stop your words.

[dismalelysium88]

"Santa Clause killed Snake!? Santa Clause killed Snake!? Did Santa Clause kill Snake!? I can't believe Santa Clause killed Snake! Santa Clause shouldn't have killed Snake!!! Why did Santa Clause kill Snake!? Is Snake actually Santa Clause from the future!? Did Scrooge eat Santa Clause!?"

That was the best Lazy Viewer impression I could do. I think I nailed it down pretty well, actually.

[123123s3]

@dismalelysium88 or maybe snake killed SANTA!?!?!?!?!?

[Shaderaygun]

I would have liked to see Snake as Santa. If a kid came down stairs and saw him he would probably break their necks

[Ariamaki]

Yeah, as soon as I heard that "yes" at the end I realized exactly what was about to happen.

*shudder*

WHY?

[Biomergeactivate]

Merry Gear Solid 3?

[Crowley9]

Say, remember that time you played Merry Gear Solid 2?

[Biomergeactivate]

The ending was rather abrupt.

[qwertyman4200]

But you know you won't be able to resist Merry Gear Solid 3!

I wonder how they will PUNish you in the next game??

[Draugo]

@qwertyman4200 Is it wrong that I laughed at that :)

[qwertyman4200]

@Draugo I just wish I came up with that rather than one of my old teachers. Or maybe it's good that I stole it so I didn't come up with something that lame?

Perhaps I should make a MGS game that plays off of the Philosophers and answer that question in a ridiculous way.

[DarkReaper1994]

That's it! I'm fed up with all of these double crosses! Stop it. Stop it right now.

If I see so much as one more double cross they'll all be getting coal for Christmas... and a hollow point bullet.

[kiddlala629]

I know how you Deceased Crab. But crazy ass plot twist and very surprising and fake are just the way a Metal Gear Solid game rolls.

I could of sworn that Scrooge was Liquid Ocelot. :|

[darkowl9]

Well, they've certainly nailed Kojima's penchant for long-windedness.

[zettovyker]

Man the nuke Dasher, Dancer, Prancer and Vixen! Fire the rail gun Comet, Cupid, Donner, and Blitzen! And last but not least, the most important of all, use your nose as the laser sight my dear Rudolf !

[paruto1]

Soooooo many puns in 1 game.

It hurts.

It hurts.

It hurts.

[ninetails593]

107 enemies thrown. Wow DC, wow.

[Miatog]

oh dear lord, please tell me there won't be a 3rd o.o

the story...the puns...it hurts...it hurts so BAD

[Lycanthrokeith]

All I could think of during the closing credits song was "Weird Al" Yankovic's "Theme From Spy Hard."

[spawnxiv]

I call both Deus Ex Machina AND sequel on this game's ending. Also some Plot Device for good measure.

[EnkerZero]

Merry Gear Solid 3 hint?

God help us all.

[acrichardson1]

Hey, on the bright(?) side, that means we can probably expect MGS3 this or next Christmas.

[tshatcher]

What. Just. Happened?

[MPCozmo]

Let's see what other nonsense they make up in the next game...

[nohophil]

Snake secretly believes in Santa Claus... o_O

[gremlinzrus]

"Let us never speak of this again."

Gladly! Funny as always, but damn did the plot give me a headache.

Then again, I've never played an MGS game.

[skyrunner14]

They can't just end the game like that. Even if the creators haven't announced anything, it's pretty much obvious there will be a part three. Heck, maybe he'll actually make the original Merry Gear...

[Slayerfide]

2:35

Can't let you do that, Cold Snake!

[SpylarManPwns]

That was entertaining at least. Puns and puns later, that is.

[GamerNGF]

After so many numerous headaches, I think I'm going to wait to play this game. It's my fault for not paying attention though

[merick888]

So much production, so little game play.

[Linkachu007]

MerryGear Solid 3? Are you gonna do it if there is one?

[TheHelldragon]

"Not a single person can get in our way!"

Whoops, here I go dumping the game into the Recycle Bin! Oh, boy. I'm so sorry. Sometimes I just accidentally delete things. But wow, that sure put a crimp in your plans. Nothing like the white hot void of deletion to kill Sunday plans.

[Neotails8762]

Jeez, not one, but TWO ending plot twists? M. Night Shimalayan would be proud. If not, envious.

[Jecht111]

Ha He Ho Ho Ho

[Nixitur]

Oh my god, what the crap, Scrooge? Couldn't say that I saw that one coming.

[MalusCalibur]

And so ends the most confusing DC LP yet! Good fun to watch, though. All those plot twists have made my head hurt...I see another sequel on the horizon.

[kawaiininjakat]

I'm honestly fearful for just what Merry Gear Solid 3 will unleash on us all.

[raekuul]

Is there a third game? There better be a third game...

[Q9R42]

One of your best Let's plays yet! (:

[LaZodiac]

Is it wrong that this makes quite a bit of sense to me?

[parnash]

Yup. That plot made a WHOLE lot of non-sense.

[marcusdranz]

You know what this means, DC? There's gonna be ANOTHER sequel.

[MichaelSaniyan]

What in the hell did I just watch? Something about polar bears...I need to lay down.

[Chworktap]

So DC, about how many ten-minute updates do you usually make in one sitting? I assume you don't play the game for just ten minutes a day, but I also assume you don't play the whole thing at once.

[DeceasedCrab]

@Chworktap 4 or so.

[themettking]

What about Merry Gear Solid 3: Cane Eater?

[pjnick300]

Thanks for another hilarious Lets Play DC :D

[Ixthraxus]

Santa Boss.

[72195trey]

nice game. Do you have any other game you plan on doing next?

[RockFist]

It sounds like from the ending, Snake didn't die but got hit by a Nova Cane + Forget Serum mix.

[AdriRaven]

I...

Wow. I really don't know whether I should be laughing or feeling horribly, horribly violated. But thankfully, it was only THIS madness. There near the beginning when we first heard the voices of the Ghosts of Christmas, and I saw Present, I thought it was going to turn out to be Snap, Crackle and Pop - disgruntled cereal elves! And they'd take over Christmas by getting Saint Nick's brain or something.

*Whew!* Thank God.

...that just would have been silly.

[davidblade15]

shhh!!!!! thats merry gear 3!!!

[RSCNyx]

That guy is a Hideo in training. I don't know if we need another one, for fear the universe will implode due to a crazy-as-hell plot.

Are you going to bring yourself to play the third one, should they release it?

[DrolKeegEht]

@RSCNyx

You see, he's making all these games in breaks between VR training in the Konami Gear or something.

Duh.

[rushfan212]

jungle bells.. what does a jungle have to do with christmas?

[galoluka]

O_O ... this story... is... crazy...

But i like it :D

thank you DC, keep up the good work!

[kaosblaze]

"This has been... this has been Let's Play Merry Gear Solid 2: The Ghosts Of C-ARGH!"

[Bladedlightning]

*twitch*

Apparently the SA goons had something to do with this. If they approved of these puns I'm more than disappointed.

[AlariusAlastor]

I assure you I'm as irked by them as anyone. They were pretty dreadful.

[papermario2006]

Did... did Santa Cluas just kill Snake?

...huh, never thought i'd see that happen.

[DeceasedCrab]

@papermario2006 Is it really so hard to watch the whole thing? You do this to yourselves, viewers.

[Jadriam]

@DeceasedCrab It's the horror that we love. We love to hate the puns and crazy stories! although sometimes it's too strong.... It's like tasting fine exotic (booze) drinks and hitting some absinthe hidden in there. We still want to sample all the finer ones, but one was WAY too strong and some of us pass out or hurl or go mad...uh.....lost the metaphor there.... uh...uhhh......

HE SEES YOU WHEN YOU'RE SNEAKING.

[TheMoriMaster]

@DeceasedCrab But then we'd have to... move... *Shudder* You know how much we detest moving, even in small amounts.

[ConcealRise]

How about that! More! The three passwords entered. Uh... What just happened. what. Nick was faking it? A brain? Spaghetti? Belief? A happy New Gear? Let the credits roll- No. What. Who. Someone something. And then madness came. Ebeneezer Scrooge! Merry Gear! Not a program. Ha He Ho Ho Ho!

[vorpalseraph]

Lonely Christmas Eve was pretty good.

[Calobrin]

well that was random..

[Nethaufer]

Ah, here's the rest.

[VirninRael]

HUZZAH

[TonyMeman2486]

And yet, it still somehow made more sense then the Metal Gear franchise

[SecretTechniqueGuy]

Something is wrong with me.

[PariahEnigma]

I guess we won't know of Scrooge's true scheme until Merry Gear Solid 3: Fruitcake Eater comes out.

You know what would be funny? Merry Gear Acid. Sure, everyone would hate it, but we'd all have to appreciate the time and effort taken to make up all those cards.

[Forzatoadv]

So, Santa Claus killed Solid Snake?!?!? What the hell?!?!?

[DeceasedCrab]

@Forzatoadv Did you even watch the whole thing?

[ultrasco7]

wow... this game is too random to put into words

[Jigglysaint]

I can honestly say that I was surprised.

[Manonthe3up]

Good job on another funny (and punny) LP, DeceasedCrab!

[darkueki]

Aww man. I thought that Cindy Lou Who was Santa! The big reveal confirmed my theory! Apparently the true spirit of Christmas does not prevent you from dying due to a shot to the head.

Merry Gear Solid 3, they clone two Santas from Saint Nick's brain, giving one of them all of his dominant Santa genes and the other one his recessive genes... Meh, genes don't work that way but it didn't stop this game from happening!

[ZOyacks]

is there another merry gear?

[Huntershows]

@ZOyacks Give it a couple of years...