The Dullest Sharpie in the f*cking drawer.

[mouchochi13]

Goddamn, this is my favourite video ever

[HarryIsTheGamingGeek]

Your thumbnail looks like you're taking a seriously aggressive shit.

[thedirtywhitesock]

My dads girlfriends daughter boyfriend spent 4 million dollars in 2 years.

[GamerGuitarer]

i like the faces you make during the video xD

[PAC0SANCHEZ]

R.I.P. Paul

[eriksmindset]

make a new video please

[KenshinXSlayer85]

Hey Paul! Since your PC took a shit, as you said, I went back and watched every single video that I missed. I lost my job and your videos have kept me laughing and educated at the same time.

[booper21]

fucking champ.

[wootaboy1]

Hey Paul love your vids man!

How about making a new one fatty ;) ?

[dalektaliban]

murderers dont murder, they just create the murder

[Krauserowns]

profit maximizing IS greed by its very own definition. also make a new video already

[xxFortunadoxx]

I want to know what happened to your Megalodon's, Paul.

[WrathofGobae]

ANY FUCKING DAY NOW...

[fcpictures]

A new year. Still nothing

[Moslem74275]

Paul has a small penis!!

[Bluecoconutpicklez]

Not that I hate the number 116, but please make more videos. (You stupid piece of shit!)

[KaiTendo174]

4:17 - 4:27 as well :D

[KaiTendo174]

2:30 - 2:33 I understand you so well XD

[Markunator]

24 people don't like it two hands twisted.

Also: Paul, are you dead?

[holio84]

I don't care what anybody says, I think christians are insane. Not just stupid, simple, ignorant, irrational or brainwashed, but insane.

[TearsOfWar1]

Penis maximizing institution. 

[Derka33]

Where is the christmas video ?! I want my christmas present.

[KaiTendo174]

16:16 "I think you like to take stands on things, that you couldn't HOPE to have the balls to take a stand on." - Brilliant. I've GOTTA memorize that shit... :D

[KaiTendo174]

02:42 - 02:48 OMG... I mean... WOW. :D

[katmannsson]

Paul, You havent put out a video in ages, I hope you're all right and all that jazz

[tunawrangler1]

They gotta go elbow deep in that motherfucker.

[spessit]

Make some more dam videos! please :)

[Tittylovwr]

u know this fucker is a bible thumper.

[gibbs0115]

@Tittylovwr How do you know that?

[Client404]

Paul, a while back, you said you knew you had some viewers who agree with you but don't comment or say anything, well I'm one of those.

I'm commenting now because I don't think you really paid attention to what the guy was saying. I unsubscribed when you and TJ started having a go at each other a while back. I think you need to work on handling criticisms better, and be a little less emotional. Just an opinion.

I'd be very disappointed if you categorize my comment as "another idiot."

[Klonzepam]

@Client404 Moderation doesn't cease aggressive attacks or responses, and plus it's boring.

[fcpictures]

Wow, paul's gonna shit when he sees all my comments.

[fcpictures]

Return to the tubes bro, we need you.

[mouchochi13]

fuckin golden dude

[distortion041]

MAKE A VIDEO!! please? Please.

[LISANDRO67826782]

love this video i've seen it three times

[MegaTommywiseau]

new video or die

[eastcoasterdeniro]

You are a great inspiration in my life please make new videos

[fcpictures]

Come on......any time now......

[CoobieIncubator]

It's almost been a month. Make another video, preferably one where you tell us about how your friend raped you or you do something gay as a kid.

[eastcoasterdeniro]

Paul please make new videos Much Respect \m/

[RavenouslyDead]

Man... I miss your videos Paul. You're one of the few inspirations in my life and I can watch you for hours upon hours upon hours and now all that's left is your new/old videos and I've watched them so many times that I just know what's happening. You need to make another video. :(

[fcpictures]

He's gone off to Fuckholm

[fcpictures]

Every day I check, and every day I dwell, more and more. I see this ever expanding gap between then and now. You, Paul are the one who introduced me to ween, you are the only youtuber who I can watch for hours. Your viewer count is shrinking. But I will wait.

[infomaster4]

Hey you, yeah, you with the beard. I'll be frank, your gonna put up a new video. Soon. Your sitting in your chair right now, your probably comfortable, warm, nothing to complain about, well all that can change. I have a... disease, Paul; I'm a sick man. If you don't post videos, I become a very murderous monster. I know you don't want that Paul, and neither do I, so why dont you make us both happy.

[fcpictures]

COME BACK PAAUUUULLL

[Daverdare]

Hey fatboy. I am getting impatient. I hope there will be a new video in the next few days or I have to... lend you a hand...

[kickherb]

Hey PaulsEgo im 17 and watch you and TheAmazingAtheist all the time! Thanks for educating the youth, keep it up! :D Probably still need to work on my grammer a bit >.<

[fcpictures]

He's left the Internet to worship Boognish

[PuddingAtheist]

we need more wit

[RavenouslyDead]

Cmoon man, I want a 3 hour Answer time... 5 weeks Paul, this is sort of unacceptable man D;

[fcpictures]

Maybe he'll return again someday. Maybe he and his audience will cross paths again. But then maybe his absence is meaningful. Maybe he went off for a cause. This site needs a hero, a symbol. Paulsego IS that hero. When he returns, I will be waiting. Vigilantly. We will be there. For another answers video. (Better be twice as long as the last one. Feature length paulsego video bitch!)

[TheUSBcable]

glurple glurple

[YoungNickJames]

Maybe he quit his job and went down to wall street. Thats the only excuse I'll accept for his lack of videos! :p

[KaiTendo174]

An emotion-driven person is a good person in my book :D

[tilemacro]

There is as much difference between the 99% and the 1% wealth

As much as the 1% with the 0.1% and the 0.01% and the 0.001%

Its a pyramid

Starting at 1-10 million dollars on the 1%

And ending at 10-200 billion dollars at the top.

[fcpictures]

If you watch the video backwards it says that Paul is dead.

[WlNDMlLL]

@fcpictures he better fucking be. there's no excuse for this bullshit.

[Heklep]

hey fat bitch, its been 3 weeks, I'll fkn kill u

[WlNDMlLL]

@Heklep I subscribed to him because of this video. Now I'm unsubscribing because he isn't making anymore videos. Preeeeeeetty crazy, right?

[Heklep]

@WlNDMlLL hahahah

[RageAgainstTheTards]

Its been 4 days fat man your family is getting smaller by the day

[Pineconevolved]

sharpie is a moron

[JarethGT]

I come back every week or so for 13:20

lol

[Yvieneify]

@JarethGT

Yeah that was epic.

[gabeyld]

Wasn't the logic of "I was just doing my job" discredited around the time of the Nuremberg trials?

[Sanorpas]

Umm I'd throw an extra those in guys reasoning. Police's duty is to

----> PROTECT THE PEOPLE <-----

so how is draging someone by his hair in the middle of the street is "his duty" ?

[RageAgainstTheTards]

Another day without a video. Know what that means? You have one less family member now.

[WhatzzHizzFace]

Im a fan of PaulsEgo. He's one of the people that made me decide to try out doing question videos.

Check out my channel

[Simric22]

Haha! I feel bad for that guy.

[RageAgainstTheTards]

Put another God damn video up you fucking jackass

[ispepteid1]

U look just like TJ

[Jebusjoose]

Sharpie is using the Nuremberg Defense as if it's actually a legitimate way to defend one's actions.

[Moneycube]

Come on Paul, dont keep the fans waiting. :)

[maxpaindude]

RAPED.

[Xylogeist]

Boss: Hey sharpie... suck my muthafuckin DICK.

Sharpie: Yes sir, how do you like it? Two hands twisted? GURGLE GURGLE

[KaiTendo174]

@Xylogeist gurple... :D

[McChicken00seven]

I have never seen so much ownage in one video. Paul is the best!!

[StruttingB4]

BIG TOMMY PARKY

[NintendoCapriSun]

Aw man, brilliant as ever.

[cyanmanta]

"It's not their fault; they're just doing their jobs. Their concern is bringing home money." Sounds a lot like, "It's not my fault the Nazi Party has slaughtered millions of people; I was only following orders."

[xMADD1x]

great video

[WlNDMlLL]

MAKE MORE VIDEOS ASSHOLE. <3

[MissIceCreamJ]

I agree with you Paul 100%, very well put!!!!

[shfecta]

Funny how sharpie calls you arrogant while acting like a smug asshole during his video.

[andytillott]

Brilliant! Subscribed.

[Desertphile]

There is no amount of money that will induce me to hurt someone.

[marcus8374]

@Desertphile Things like the holocaust, the gulags and camp 22 in North Korea proves that people will kill and torture for virtually nothing if they have the right incentives to do so.

Human nature is a vile thing.

[NoCameraForMe]

You might as well just say one groups point of interest conflicted with another groups point of interest, and now they're pissed off. If you want to side with the protestors you pretty much just need to quote Star Trek: "The needs of the many outweigh the needs of the few". To side with the corporations: "they're just doing their job". Though I'd say one is clearly a stronger argument than the other, and this is all just opinionated bull-crap...

[Russell192Talks]

Bravo Paul. My first video iv'e seen with you, love your points, Thank You for be active!

[embracethewave]

liberal pussy

[StruttingB4]

@MrTwister4Life 1ST WARNING

[Krensharpaw]

This is the same guy who tried to claim that brett didn't do what everyone has seen him do.

This guy clearly doesn't know what he's talking about. Perhaps if he left his house or turned on the fucking tv, he would see that many of this business types aren't anything like us.

There worried about losing there house? That's powerful fucking stupid.

[ApexPredator92]

@winstonsmith144 go back and watch your gay porn!

[AmongTheFearless]

Sharpie= typical American corportate cocksucker.

[ogrish84]

I can't stand these poor people that defend the rich. WTF is their malfunction! Don't they see that they're part of the problem. They don't understand that the rich don't give a fuck about you, the rich don't care if you die because you can't afford to go an see a Doctor. The stupid will keep humanity in the gutter because they keep on defending the selfish in this world.

[KaiTendo174]

@ogrish84 ooh, well said )

[OthelloCarmellow]

My faith in humanity just went from -29 to -9.

Thanks. Subbed.

[MardooGames]

hey fatboy, listen... what about a new video? huh? are you lazy? come on paul, give us some sweet videos, I love to hear you talk

[TainoSun]

he is saying that the police's boss told them to walk by women and for no fucking reason spray pepper spray? this sharpie guy is the biggest fucking idiot in the planet

[TainoSun]

wow!! Wow!!!! this sharpie dude is a GREAT fucking slave.

[TainoSun]

Ex fucking xactly!!! they're not doing that to survive. s

[TainoSun]

LMAO I feel you man, hahahah there logic drives me fucking insane too, makes me just wanna hit upside the head. Socrates call those people sophist. They use of words in ways that don't say anything but sounds intelligent. But a real intelligent person can see right through it.

[numbcore]

You should be mad at the republicans in your government who keep taxes so low for the rich.They are befriended with Wall Street and are doing Wall Street a favor. Sure, its an economic depression, which is for a big part caused by banks, and the government tries to prevent that sort of behaviour in the future because it also costs the government money (bailouts). But if youre mad about unequal wealth distribution, then its the government to be mad at.

[movieguystarraisin]

@SmunchyReviews You need to cut the head off the snake, That snake is Wall street. Wall Street writes and enforces law and they have their paid puppets sign off on it. The protests need to be towards the real men in power. There are protests in D.C. too. If we return our tax laws and regulation back to 1980 where the top 1 percent paid a 80% income tax and combine that with a 20 percent net worth tax we could paid off the national debt in a day and return the economy to economic boom.

[Orthodoxcrusader]

LOL! That other dude is an incredible accidental comedian...

I can't really choose his best gig, but this one sticks out:

"Corporations are completely natural"

Most of things about human society aren't natural...

Especially not the corporations...

Human made laws aren't natural...

hence "natural" doesn't mean much, as we're social beings...

Yet; Corporatism appears overall suicidal; and that's what's relevant...

[hampusheh]

People like sharpie are prone to this annoying cultural relativism that's so prevalent these days. You can't criticize anyone or anything because "we're all the same!!!1". I'm all for not demonizing the cops or wall street, sure they're not monsters, but that doesn't make what they do right.

[changetomorrowtoday]

OMG, his name is actually Sharpie? I thought you were just insulting him.

That sad person has a sad name.

[RyuDarragh]

Police officers who act unprofessionally should be fired. Period. When you are given responsibility and are authorized to act in socially unacceptable ways, you need to be a professional, or you get no respect from me and deserve none from anyone else.

[StarCloud14]

Paul is a cocky, arrogant twat. Get a life, Paul. You're a fat loser who wouldn't ever say these things face to face.

[changetomorrowtoday]

@StarCloud14 *COUGH* HYPOCRITE.

[MindLessWiz]

Will you please respond to sharpie's "Greed is meaningless"?

I'd love to hear your retort.

[movieguystarraisin]

@SmunchyReviews Wall Street is not operating within the laws but they are in control. To keep with the peaceful protests are the answer. Gandhi and Martin Luther King got change through peaceful protests. Gandhi beat the British empire with peaceful protests and we can beat the Wall Street empire the same way...

[LimoNYC]

Sharpie makes some excellent points

[onemissourian]

Maybe you could mention to this guy that, when there is an exceptional police presence, one of the things we chant in Liberty Square is "Protect police pensions!"

[DrDarwinian]

this guy has a point. not Paul... here comes the down votes

[bowlsallbroken]

"They're *told* to do what they're supposed to do!"

Oh, shit, well that excuses anything at all!

[movieguystarraisin]

@SmunchyReviews Wallstreet is the de facto government of the US. Wallstreet is the root of the problem. Banard Madoff was chairman of the Nasdaq. Wallstreet is a tower of bad apples. Just at the TV series American Greed on MSNBC. Madoff is one of many Wallstreet criminals. The whole Wall Street system is bad. Money rules all in our society and both parties are paid for by Wall Street...

[movieguystarraisin]

That guy was an idiot. Good way to tell him off...

[carobertwhelan]

Why would you paraphrase something, poorly, right after playing it back... Anyway the guy this is a video response to "sharpie443" would lose either way because he's attacking someone with a much larger cult following than himself. It could be the argument of the century, but if you're attacking someone with 30 times more subscribers than you, you're going to lose. Horribly.

[Tyjohnable]

Anyone else favorite after the 2 hands twisted?

[U4rikmind]

i was listening to pseudo intellectuals when you said pseudo intellectual. must be the truth.

[BreakerInc]

Is that sharpie guy stoned? Because that has to be one of the worst cases of talking in circles I've heard in quite some time. To each their own, but when will people realize that if your video starts out with some form of 'attack' aimed at another user, you're GOING to get shit about it, even if (Though not in this case..) it's worded perfectly after that? *Smashes his face on the desk* Just.. wow. I also need to buy you a beer, Paul, I had to keep pausing because I was cracking up too often.

[tsukakunzack]

Well Paul, you are an amazing guy, you earned yourself a new subscriber and also I can safely say You have more intelligence than many people I know. I hope to see many more videos from you and wish you the very best.

[1stindianonthemoon]

Paul, I need to buy you a god damn beer. Thanks for your words and intellect.

[1955RodHot]

I've never heard anyone contradict themselves as many times in as short a time as this Sharpie asshole. He honestly does not know what the fuck he is saying or what the fuck he believes. He just desperately wants to side with who he assumes will be the eventual "winners" of the conflict on Wall Street to protect himself like a weak little pussy. Suck the bullies' dick, kiss the bullies' ass, you fucking spineless wimp.

[Thatguywithlogic]

15:47 - inadvertent pun win!

[SincereCreature]

13:22 ROFLMAO!!!!!!!!!

[crackhead2777888]

Saying those cops are innocent is like saying the nazis that were involved in the holocaust are innocent, because they were just doing what they were told.

[LISANDRO67826782]

theamazingatheist shared a link to your channel and im glad he did I love your videos i hope you continue making videos like this and your occupy wall street videos they are f***ing good

[HeavyTrafficAhead]

Wow, just fucking wow! He should write copy for Fox News. I did really like you pointing out that the people in the financial industry can't help themselves and their compulsive behavior. It's a game to them, like they're the Hungry Hungry Hippos and we're the marbles

[JasonBensleyDrain]

YESSIR HOW DO YA LIKE IT? TWO HANDS TWISTING?

[jankstarrk]

13:21 HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[SincereCreature]

@jankstarrk LOL same here!!

[CuteFunnyVideo]

@jankstarrk GLURP GLURP GLURP AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

[JULESRULES9969]

That sounds like Yankee prepper the guy is a tard

[ManjixIchigo]

Were you all listening, kids? This was a magnum opus pwnage that left behind a tell-tale ink splatter.... from a Sharpie.

[jankstarrk]

Paul's reactions as he listens to videos are just so funny.

[sirilidion]

I have the feeling Sharpy doesn't understand that profit maximalisation is just an other word for greed.

[tuberofyou1]

This video made me subscribe

[EatTinker]

Citi Group = Umbrella Corp. That's why I quit, became a chef, and said fuck it. I'm going to cook good food...and maybe bake.

[StruttingB4]

@EatTinker UTUBETROLLPOLICE

[StruttingB4]

@EatTinker CRIME

[TheHangedMan86]

The protesters were not acting violent. The nypd has a long history abusing, there power

[AnotherMasterMind]

Sharpie is a little confusing when he attempts to shift the problem to being entirely systematic, and individuals are just powerless pawns in relation to the institutions they comprimise. However he does make an interesting point on blame. Why do we continue to help ourselves first, dispite the suffering around the world. Why doesn't 80% of our paychecks go to starving Africans? Because we, like Wallstreet investors, are unconcerned with anyone else, unless we meet our own expectations first

[iCalintz]

OMFG, AN EGO VIDEO? THAT'S A FUCKINMG RESPONSE! OMOGOMOGOMGOMGOMG THIS IS AWESOME

[CIndigo87]

Whaaat the heck did he mean by the statement that corporations are not greedy?? Oh please. Did I not hear "profit-maximizing tool" and "not driven by greed" in the same breath? What a contradiction!

[TairyGreen89]

owned so hard

[uglyguido]

the dude abides paul.

[TheRepublicOfUngeria]

Corporations actually want to use the minimum amount of people possible. Why would I want to employ 500 people to make what it takes 200 people to make? Automation, for example. instead of employing 10000 people to plow my fields, I will employ 30 engineers to make the machines necessary to make it so that I only make 200 people to plow my fields. This should be a good thing because suddenly we don't have to work so hard. But that money isn't getting spread to the displaced farmers, it's...

[TheRepublicOfUngeria]

@TheRepublicOfUngeria ...given to the upper middle class engineers and the ever more upper upper class of land owners.

[DNAwesome685]

Sharpie is a nice guy.

[TheGreatOldOnes]

@DNAwesome685 and a dumbass

[TheTwillerZone]

My friend Rod really likes Sharpie 443 because of his code of conduct blah blah blah. My friend Rod is a real fucking asshole.

[bO0Bi3zm4K3M3SmIl3]

This is the first time I've seen Big Fat Paulie with his hat off. o_0

[DRUNKyoungMan]

I am very confused about sharpies whole rant.. I dont get it too be honest :S..

Continue the good work, Paul.

[kirch2009]

I laughed my fucking ass off at13:25 XD

[nemuis]

@kirch2009 That was fucking hilarious!

[DingoBabyEat]

Sharpie Logic: The disparate majority, fractured, uneducated, unable to reach consensus, unable to confer as a single entity, unable to do anything that the top 1% can do with ease, in a board room, over the course of a few days...It's all OUR FAULT. We let the wolves in the front door. We bent over for the butt raping cos it felt good in the beginning - But then we said STOP! And they wouldn't stop! They couldn't stop. Cos they were just ordinary folk doing their ordinary RAPEY jobs.

[Prometheus46715]

The thing about cops, is they can in fact just decide to ignore orders to assault people in the street and just keep the peace as they would otherwise do. Who would know? Except the people giving the orders of course. But then, how could they fire these cops? These same cops who can go to the press and say, the chief told me to beat the shit out of protesters. He's being bribed. It's really that easy. They choose not to ignore the orders.

[theCatOvTheBlackSun]

wow what a considerate idiot... apparently he has not had a bad experience with a cop or been swindled by some big corperation....

[planeshaperman]

13:30 omg xD

[VoltismProductions]

not gonna lie, i was laughing so hard as i heard what that dumbass said

[TearsOfWar1]

"profit maximizing institutions" LOL