Little Boy Learns About Gay Marriage

[lukosius1221]

thank you for posting this video!

[lulusun2]

....you must throw a lawn mower at Justin beiber and put bear traps on your genitals.

[AgniKala]

Can we get subtitles for the kid fight?

[KazeKanajima]

Try putting a group of open minded kids, and let them talk about pornography. Let's see where they will end up :D

[isisfersner7]

funny

[TheDiamondArt]

to be my friend you have to help me find sarah palin's brain. Nope Not Here :(

[1stmeandyou]

@TheDiamondArt im afraid you will stay without a friend your entire life ):

[mindaugasponetauskas]

To be my friends you have to have a sense of humor and like video games. :P

[bkfinest006]

i said no first!

[zabuza836]

who is the 301 viewer

[urbex2007]

He is a nasty racist little homophobe. Good job he doesn't live in the UK, the Police would be at his door by now to arrest him. The language used, racial hatred and homophobia is not acceptable in a civilised world.

VIDEO RATED ZERO and flagged.

[matthewmch]

@urbex2007 get a grip man.

[24xEBK]

@urbex2007 so then don't watch him bitch

[MrMegaUber]

@urbex2007 So all that's unacceptable but being rude and having a stuck up attitude towards America(you're implication that we are not 'civilized') isn't?

[silver58276]

thumbs up if your the 301 view!

[1stmeandyou]

@silver58276 can i thumbs up if im the 10,123 view?

[TrollingPatrolling]

to be my friend you have to watch duke powell

[TheGingerSnipes]

To be my friend you don't have to be a tech guy but yu have to like to edit

[2umayr]

Almost love me

[PureReferenceAccount]

Be educated.. be nice.. just kidding. You just have to have the guts to flip off a politician.

[TheRobboNobbo]

To be my friend, you have to almost love me.

[cornchips88]

watched ur last vid from chi-town too ...just wondering what do u think of the Marilyn Monroe sculpture they built..was it worth it? or..was not doing fireworks in chicago to save 300,000$...

[therealfrends]

bomb as intro now

[tokegero]

To be my friend you can't be an A-hole.

Otherwise you're just an A-hole.

:)

Or Duke Powell b/c he's funny. :)

Or just funny. :)

[princessazula777]

poor boy...

[jm091308]

Go to Duke Powell page! Like...... Subscribe..... watch..... Grow intellectually!

[temiel202]

To be my friend, you have to.....PLEAAAAAASE BE MY FRIEEEEEND I BEG YOU!!!!!

[TheNeonKittyCat]

To be my friend, you have to solve global warming, and defeat the rainbow cupcake monster in my closet with a plastic fork.

[silentninja102]

to be my friend you have to be ready for me to say no to coming outside. why anime of course not the duke powell show that's only half the time

[Jigiligy]

To be a friend, you have to poop?

[ckortnee]

to be my friend you have to be open minded and ready to lick on command lol

[legoboy318]

to be a friend you have to be hot

[ToNaYy1124]

To be my friend you have to kiss my right nut.

[Silenthen1]

Put rat traps on your nipples.

[voyeurdug]

... strafe me with Viagra.

[noangel1087]

To be my friend you have to let me win the suited people vs. the mob argument.

[fgd49v2]

To be my fiend you have to be Duke Powell

[LavasAndLemons]

to be my friend you have to be DukePowell

[XxCrazyBeautiful]

To be your friend i have to supply the rest of the loves;) ( how selfish!)

[MegaAngel124]

To be a friend, you must be a non-ginger

[Riteline64]

freind count: boys 0 girls 100000000000000000000000000

[Riteline64]

to be my friend ( if ur a boy ) give me 1000000000$ or ( for girls) 1$

[ImSuchaGamer]

Its nice that you put the videos you post onto the video descripton and give them full credits for the video you are using without permission.

[PimpMyParadigm]

"so that means you love eachother!" awwww the answers r soo simple

[zerkrxagent]

To be my friend you gotta have the money!

[tmlproductions]

i would love to put rat traps on my nipples

[thecultchie]

almost love you

[InfamousDainton]

This dude is a legend.

[englandcolors]

you should put the link the videos

[bumblebeeava1]

@englandcolors definetly

[TheJasonishPerson]

To be my friend, you have to be imaginary. I'm a danger to myself and others.

[CarolineDertien]

To be my friend you have to be on facebook

[Hazeljv3]

In order to be my friend you must love Harry Potter. You must also keep a herd of llamas in your backyard and speak Elvish. Nothing big.

[TrainingNothing]

What a coincedence with the quote.... i'm going fishing later tonight :)

[Latvian4ever]

Better than RWJ and Phil

[missy192]

NO I SAID NO FIRST!

[bldyvampkisses]

In order to be my friend, you have to be a good person :)

[crackmonster99]

That little kid looks like Congressmen Wiener.

[Yellowcard7777]

intro song?

[frankblack654]

If you want to be my friend, don't change at all. Just keep doing what you're doing. I could use some cash though...

[BlademasterFox365]

To be your friend I gotta first dye my hair black, then sell my soul to Satan so I become your friend. then laugh when he realises that I'm not really black haired, I'm ginger. So I would outwit Satan himself to be your friend Duke.

*brofists*

[NuclearicBong]

To be my friend, Duke, you have to become Nukem...

[stoneluigi1]

To be my friend you have to almost love me so much.

[huyentran12]

to be my friend you have to be me....yea im cool like that.

[MrRonnoc32]

@huyentran12 forever alone

[jayci68]

To be my friend, you have to be able to quote Steven Wright... and NOT stand on a bank looking like an idiot ;-)

[FALLINGLINE]

To be my friend you have to be in a gay marriage, fight a prison guard by yourself with rat traps on your nipples while arguing with a little Asian girl.

[k3llio]

To be my friend you to ride a bike into a lake crash into the dirt and LIVE!!!

[TheArtObsessed]

horrible quote of the day..

[Somespatanwarrior]

I think the little boy would be better off being told it like this. The one that takes it up the bum bum is the wife and the one giving it is the husband. Problem solved.

[0652411]

to be my friend, you have to watch dukepowell's videos

[piotr619fan]

To be my friend you have to almost love me so much.

[maggotheretic117]

u got to have the cash

[Luigithehomie91]

To be my friend, You must be yourself.

[dominic970]

yo duke did u ever hav hair??? o.O

[LiIGreg]

To be my friend you have to win a fight against Chuck Norris while skydiving in Iraq.

[CurtisAlfeld]

be nice, smart, not that guy who puts rat traps on his nipples

[findmeoverthere]

To be my friend, you have to make me sandwiches. 

[CurtisAlfeld]

I stand on the shore like an idiot

[The365daysayear]

all u bitches that put dislikes stop being lovers and start hatin

[ByteMe619]

To be my friend you have to be under the age of seven... I'm 34

[isuddenatt]

Answer : ALMOST Love You So Much 2 Love

[yuekng]

to be my friend you have to almost love ppl so much... 2 love~

[kimmaytube]

I almost love you too, Duke but you need to post direct LINKS to the videos referenced in your videos. Some of us would like to see the full thing.

That is my major pet peeve. Grrrrr and then hugs u :o)

[yonib59]

get AIDS.

[ChrisGeorge98Cheese]

to be my friend you just have to have a simle way to living cuz i need those free minded people to help get my stressed ass back up on my feet!

[yonib59]

YEAH! duke choose my comment .

[teardrop848a8lover]

To be my friend you have to do participate in an anticent ceremony were you kiss the pickle king and dance with the giant gummy bears. You then must put tin foil on your head and say bee boo baa i'm a giant walrus.

[reziboy100]

You're already my friend Duke. You almost love me remember? :D

[aldaiphizer]

An what about today's question? I want my today's questions!!!! where are they? aaargggh

[Orlax16x]

that kid is a genius

[Wolvenfire86]

2:33 - did anyone else think of Tom Greene?

[Guccibear100]

To be my friend you have to have a job and not be a mooch or a slob. There is a difference between struggling because you are trying, and just being lazy.

[BornOfSong]

Do a barrel roll.

[rocktohell]

almost love you...

[lilli703]

marry you.

[Catepiva]

To be my friend you have to deeply understand the following statement : I wanna love you and treat you right...I'm willing and able! (bob marley) . From Italy

[lalablablaification]

to be my friend you cant be duke powell he never picks my comment

[joestingy]

...have the cash.

[TheRegimechange]

He could use the coat as camo.

You know. Project whats behind you and you could be partially invisible.

[jabmalassie]

I almost love you...lol

[TheOdmino]

To be my freind you have to hate pandas.

[swagga3601]

dude u are so amazing at what u do! i been following u for like a month now nd i looked at ur old videos nd they pretty funny :)

[madshakon123]

To be my friend, you have to put rat traps on your nipples.

[xomyrsvidsxo]

you have to be obama

[LOLNOKOSSA]

You have to wipe my ass. The Indian way.

[Ishcoa]

To be my friend you have to ALMOST love me.

[TheNeonKittyCat]

To be my friend you have to fight the rainbow, cupcake monster in my closet :D

[dclipe]

to be my friend you have to be breast fed at birth!

[timoback3000]

The 2 kids sound like Minnie and Mickey Mouse. Anyway, be open minded

[PoliticalWeekly]

be intolerant

[TheHabahaba]

2:55 that video is everythere

[sumotaby]

150 likes against 1 dislike. Dude, that guy must be pumping your gas.

[TheREALSnazzlefrap]

@DukePowell 1 dislike either someone hates bald people or black people nah probably bald people

[MrLmao9]

@PlayWithItLollll u say gay ppl rape children.

Then… what about ur name???? Lololol

[1missangelz]

To be my friend you have to be a human 

[MrLmao9]

This wifi in this camping sucks!

[MomoMochiKuromi]

To be my friend, you have to accept the fact that I will always win in an argument.

[JohnJillky]

to be my friend you cant be ignorant. kinda sad because i dont have too many friends. what has the world come to?

[CommanderMarines]

name my son Duke Powell

[MarchingMac04]

Like Louis C.K. said,

Boys will fuck your shit up,

Girls will just fuck you up.... mentally

[AFateSoTwisted]

Love your videos ! To be my friend .... just be yourself. :-)

[fluffeefan456654]

To be my friend you have to watch Duke Powell.

[chuketrobl]

To be my friend you have to be human

[charryblossomful]

be nice and not completly crazy

[razzles129]

CAKE...if you have it, I'm your friend

[hotteststar69]

To be my friend u have to.....pretty much be my slave :) applications will be sent out Monday

[DangoTeff]

have to take a cops gun and run away with it. after you 5 year prison sentence we can be friends.

[XxHaKuNaXmAtAtAxX]

@MrDatoMike i disagree only coz i think duke is betterrrrrrrrrrr :)

[hotdrumchick]

To be my friend, you have to have balls.

And chocolate.

[MJ9tyForce]

Have Money!$!$!$!$!$!$!$!$!$

[LosisKing69]

To be my friend you have to put your penis in an ant pile :O

[8000cheese]

@LosisKing69 you dont have many friends do you

[cookieparadise978]

@anorend hell yeah

[Dixavd]

To be my friend you have to stick to your morals and your word: because if you cannot be honest and loyal to yourself then you are never going to be a good friend.

[flaretheunknown]

I said nnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn­nnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn­nnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnooooooooooo­ooooooooooooooooooooooo! Lol

[WW2frontline]

ping pong is code for ping pong

[anorend]

85 likes 0 dislikes like a FRIGGEN boss :D

[DukePowell]

@anorend hahah i love it . thank you guys

[dclipe]

@anorend you just have to jinxed it didn't you?!

[cookieparadise978]

wth is up with these anti gay comments? how does 1 hundred ppl out of like 7 billion straights make a difference? gay people are fine but if if u have a crush on one sucks for u. u aint gettin none of dat....unless their homo =.=' sigh that little boy and his open mind only if we had more of that here...in america and maybe other places in the world......open mind ftw eh?(not canadian just wanted to say it)

[billy13801]

To be my friend you have to almost love a no armed angry man going number two and wiping his ass indian style. then we can be friends.

[notkurtis]

to be my friend you have to marry me, duke.

[cookieparadise978]

to be my friend u must not leave ur child unattended outside....ok so i went to chicago this week, yay, and um there was this girl talking on the phone and this baby was just like crawling towards the street and this car was driving towards the baby(the baby was like in the middle of the road)and the lady in car stopped seeing the baby,scooped the baby up and went towards the girl screaming "IS THIS UR BABY????" and cussing out on her i was like O.o would not like to be her

[elsultan69]

to be my friend ..... you need to know that what mine is mine and what's yours is mine too !

[Sydnerd85]

I watched queer eye for the straight guy when I was little :D

[FlashProduktions]

It would appear all the trolls have left. The path is clear once again.

[FlashProduktions]

@sonorksonork I dont see how its any different then talking about a man and a women with him. Its just an alternate lifestyle, and he can make his choice later in life.

[FlashProduktions]

@PlayWithItLollll Also, being gay is better then the beastiality you write about in your channel. lmfao

[iiHatezDomii]

@FlashProduktions I like the way you think.

[FlashProduktions]

@iiHatezDomii I just like to use logicistics to stab people in the back.

[iiHatezDomii]

@FlashProduktions And you did that perfectly.

[MichaelFRocks]

@iiHatezDomii Me too :)

[iiHatezDomii]

@MichaelFRocks You sure did.

[MichaelFRocks]

@PlayWithItLollll You'r nothing but a senseless YouTube troll, reading and replying to these comments always ends in regret, YouTube comment system is useless. Cheers. Nice vid though :)

[LovestoSpoogeonMoms]

@PlayWithItLollll your mom raped a kid and you were the end result.

[malsonrules]

Duke Powell : all around awsome a tad crazy and a mix of comedic justice

[DukePowell]

@malsonrules excellent analysis lol

[CRYOmine]

wtf how are ppl homo? its not "ment to be" i think its bull shit and homos shud be killed!!

[FlashProduktions]

@CRYOmine Why? People can make decisions for what they want to do in life. Do you tell people what kind of house they should buy? Do you tell people how much they should spend monthly? No, you dont. Why do you want to change someones lifestyle just because you dont agree. You're a sick person if you actually want to kill someone because they live a happy life.

[iiHatezDomii]

@CRYOmine Come on dude that's a little harsh.

[KBoppette]

@CRYOmine Maybe you ought to be the one who is killed.

One less ignorant sonofabitch in the world. Weeee..

[CRYOmine]

@KBoppette but its literally / physically / mentally wrong! its not meant to be!

[PercussivexFomors]

@CRYOmine

Mentally: Sure, for ignorant assholes like yourself. Realizing you're gay after thinking you're straight kinda screws you over for a while, too, but then everything's fine.

Physically: Not everything is about sex. When it is, there are just as many risks as with straight couples.

Literally: What the fuck...?

[CRYOmine]

@PercussivexFomors ok i guess your right, its just that its not "way of life". :P

[GODD3ZZLOKiiTA]

To be my friend you got to be true to your self and true to others. No special favors needed! :)

[nemotheboy]

To be my friend you have to blow, suck, and swallow.

[BraydeathMS]

To be my friend you gotta watch Duke Powell every thursday

[SodaBoobsPhone]

U have to say two love

[Hevander75]

The reason that kid responded in that way is because he doesn't fully understand marriage, plain and simple.

[PlayWithItLollll]

STR8 POWER MOTHER FUCKERR HAHAHAHAHA We control gay people (:

[FlashProduktions]

@PlayWithItLollll Ive figured our that you are just a troll, a sad troll with nothing better to do with his life. Your only argument is that its wrong, and its not supported by a damn thing. You are a pathetic person.

[Selanaxfanx]

i take a straight couple to make a gay person.