Syobon Action 2 - Failed Video Game Consoles - (Part 5)

[gmodfan11]

I do believe the download you linked is broken as there is no sound :\

[Armageddon0Studios]

@gmodfan11 Have you even watched the first part? He states that there is no sound.

[KVLT6991]

I seriously hope you live alone.

If not, send my apologies to your living-mates.

[GmodCaboose56]

Love the part where he said he's going to vomit out his body parts.

[Kinbir]

I was reading some of the comments as the video went on and suddenly

DENTAL PLAN

[Tyfighter152]

The F-Bomb has been dropped! I repeat! The F-Bomb has been dropped!

[MKOgame]

@Tyfighter152 its not an f bomb, it a fucking F-Nuke

[vakama97]

'Slams on keyboard'...FF*****HK!!!

[xXxmicrowavexXx]

like this if you guys think he should go to theraphy for saying f**ck

[dudeguy371]

Microsoft did have a big fuck up, it's called the red ring of death.

[tiagovalen]

HOLYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY MADAFAAAAAAAKA -101 NEGATIVE LIFE AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHRAAH­H *DEAD*

[scarekrow8]

you know its bad when you get mad at your main character shrugging his shoulders. great vids azurite

[cookingboy3]

"Alright, here comes the f**kin' Burger King f**kin' s**t pointing out of your f**kin' head, f**kin' DENTAL PLAN!!!" Oh azurite, one of your best quotes yet..

[steelJ4RV1S]

@cookingboy3 good band name

[hs34443]

OMG HE IS THE REAL RAGE GUY!! The memes will rule the world *-*

[SuperDarkserpent]

FU*****************k

[porsh24]

GOD DAMNIT, IT IS SO FUCKING HARD TO DRINK MILK AND WATCH THIS

[matokaz]

nice jump there dick mc slick XD LMMFBAO

[Lugo428]

"Pollo" is pronounced "poy-yo." Sorry. I just thought I'd add that somewhere.

[XlightspadeX]

were do u find this game?



[DempseyTheBoss]

@XlightspadeX why doesnt anyone ever read the description

[poolk234]

he was like fucking burger king. DENTAL PLAAAAAAN!

[yishto]

You live in Norcal?

REPRESENT MAN.

[hxctalent]

wtf does a dental plan have to do with this game? lol freakin' epic reactions

[opkjhgt]

lol searched death dance and one of ur vids was featured

[EcksFacktur]

fuck yes, sanfancisco sourdough bread!

[werewolfgirl1995]

wow,you get almost as worked up about video games as I do

[bignickdigger89]

Why cant i find part bleepin 6

[azuritereaction]

@bignickdigger89 just click in the upper right

[MmmmCanadaDry]

AVP for Atari Jaguar fer daysssss

[camerose4]

noone else can do commentary for a game for half an hour and still be insanely funny xD

[1989betolopez]

Just so you know, you're supposed to bring the burger king guy up into the part where the floor falls down and there's a wall blocking the way and you have to jump up before you die.

[Gr1zz3m]

:49

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA I FELL OFF MY CHAIR LAUGHING XD

[LPCrusader1025]

@5:52 the first Xbox 360's blew up

[Whiteglint01]

lol 5 parts in and you are still in the same place

[chaosrory555]

microsoft had its fuck up long ago... its rrod problem :P

[ScrewTehRules]

3:49

....this is just epic

[CWINDOWSsystem32]

Microsoft fucked up the Kin. But that's a phone.

[antuwan08]

how do you comment on a video?

[aluman]

Love your videos do, I really do, but the screaming kills me.

Don't get me wrong, it's definitely necessary, but I wish the sound was leveled out better so I wouldn't have to turn it down as much. The normal talking is at substantially lower listening volumes that way. I realize that it's probably hard to get it right though, or to even bother with getting it right.

Anyways, keep up the amazing entertainment you provide. You're one of the only people that use youtube in a uniquely creative way.

[azuritereaction]

@aluman well, thanks! :) yeah, in future videos the leveling gets better. This is a pretty old one, haha.

[thepartygirls429]

@k0ower WOW really?

[K0ower]

I think you do Drugs, Youre Like FUCK *SNIFF* SNIFF*

[azuritereaction]

@K0ower never done drugs or smoked in my life, ever. the sound isn't sniffing, it's blowing my nose, from allergies.

[snow2312]

@azuritereaction I've never done drugs either, just heroin :)

[zie959586]

ffffffffffffffffuuuuuuuuuuuuuu­uuuuuuuuuuuccccccccccccccccccc­cckkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk

[SailorXOdesSa]

lol

I just tried to turn on Captions to this video XD

Try it, if you haven't %)

[infinitedestroyer902]

Dez, I love how you made fun of the virtual boy last year, and the 3ds came out 2 days ago...

It's cool to hear the comparisons to now.

^.^

[TheDrakeoffire]

you can press the space bar and it speeds up the game in the real game.

[PROGamer47]

haha even the number at the end says lol (101)

[DarkNessDude32]

You know... you can use Z to jump as well

[KlokworKDUSK]

How high is your falsetto?

[azuritereaction]

@KlokworKDUSK i can go high enough to hit basically anything in RB, afaik (in its original pitch)

[manbearpig74012]

@azuritereaction

any queen and judas priest song? master exploder?

[Lemonzadez]

0:46 lawl i almost pissed myself xDD

[xmega45x]

'lmfao Jay Jay The Jet Plane?? HOLY CRAP I barely remember that show lol

[ankous1000]

my new ringtone 8:16 - 8:18

FTW

[Lemonzadez]

i can only wonder wut the neihbors wer thinking when they herd u play this game ' 3 '

[DaaaarK147]

OMG 5 Version of the same lvl u are a really nice player xD

[nhoodfan]

Dental plan?!

[GmodCaboose56]

Rofl, Dick McSlick xD

[amzfishman]

OH MY GOD, I MADE IT.

FFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUbeeeeeee­eeeeeeeeeep

[anarcho123flyfish]

ha ha, im eating sourdough right now

[shadowtsunami]

OOHHHHH MYYY GGGGGGGGGOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODDDD XD and that is when his sanity returns lol

[leifhancock]

fuckin....DENTAL PLAN!!!!

[BADRANG4EVER]

OMG I MADE IT!!!

'grabs the flagpole'

FFFFUUUUUU-BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP

[Iamoldenough92]

It only took him a 101 deaths :)

[chirizero]

ooooooooomg

[BOpNAn1993]

Shahaha, azuritereaction's rage it's OVER 9000!!!

[McGack1]

Didnt the 360 have a massive breakdown rate at first?

[azuritereaction]

@McGack1 yeah, it still does somewhat

[TheSilverAce]

@azuritereaction

It really doesn't. In fact, most who says it does are just pissed because theirs broke.

[azuritereaction]

@TheSilverAce my 360 RROD'ed 3 times in 3 years lol

[TheSilverAce]

@azuritereaction

Did you ever think that maybe you did something wrong? Leave it on for more than six hours at a time? Stand it vertically? Block the vent? Use a NYKO Intercooler?

[azuritereaction]

@TheSilverAce if a 360 isn't supposed to stay on for more than 6 hours, then there is a serious design flaw there, as computers with way more power going through them can handle staying on for weeks at a time without damage.

Rock Band 2's Endless Setlist alone would be damaging the 360 then, so I don't think it would be harming it after only 6 hours.

The other stuff, never done in my life.

[TheSilverAce]

@azuritereaction

Then maybe you just have really bad luck.

[Paradox949]

@azuritereaction To be honest, as a 360 owner, they are shite in terms of build quality, all Microsoft wanted to do was beat Sony to the release date. I managed to repair my own RROD but others haven't had the same luck :S

[BlaZingPheoniix]

@azuritereaction I think about 80% of people's did, :P.

[McGack1]

DENTAL PLAN?

[bigredLSK71]

lol

[Dragonking50]

HAHAHAHAHA! DO THE DEATH DANCE!

[LyteAngel0]

DENTAL PLAN?!

[thesmashed]

I don't wanna see your hands.

[usakennedy]

Well) Enormous patience) Btw -- delete two directories with sounds -- the game gonna become less irritating ;)

[solmenuoner]

Virtua Boy sucked very hairy cooooock!

[solmenuoner]

Yeah the jaguar sucked dick :(

[sandratail]

let me gees how many nebors comlaind about the nois ? over 5?

[azuritereaction]

@sandratail none

[sandratail]

@azuritereaction OMG iff you lived in my hous atleast some woud ya know ??????? wel your work is awsom but when are you gona make the 16 part ?

[BochoNoCho]

@sandratail I think the neighbors complained about your spelling....just saying

[suushii90]

@sandratail lol thats some fail english right there.....stay in school dude

[joebroscute]

I BLEIVE!

[MightyMcGlynn]

he's so goddamn persistent. props. i'd quit at like -10 lives

[TheZimpiko28Project]

Well good jump there, Dicky McSlick!

[InsanePickle007]

LMAO "NICE FUCKING JUMP THERE DICK MCSLICK"

[donbot44]

if the ratings were still here, i'd just rate this for how HILARIOUS it is - OVER 9000!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[436Gio]

Look how he runs, how he shrugs his shoulders like this isnt no big deal 2 me nd ect that shit was priceless..lmfaooooo

[8uiop1]

Now i want sourdough bread.

[DragonWoolf]

I had sewer shark for sega cd. I think that the sega cd sucked, but that was the only game i actually had for the cd.

[pokemonmasterxful]

2:30-2:49 his commentary goes with the background music

[FailureLaboratory]

I showed my hands when I did the death dance. Sorry bout that.

[girlskate09]

DENTAL PLAN!



[TechnoFTW722]

its sad when ppl miss the dislike button

[PinoyWarriors]

at 5:50 you said "just give'em time " but you ran out of time to jump lol!!!

[d01hazel]

4:22 2% of the population knows about failing?

[grandladybug]

j j will mow u down!!!!

[MrIdiotman12]

goal of the day . . . Drive to effin san francisco and get some effin sourdough bread

[spidey2092]

FUUUUUUUUUUU *bleeeeeeeep*CK

[mikeyfish101]

30 300 views



[RobTehHamster]

i bet your eating your words about microsoft now especialy after E3.

[xboarder333]

@RobTehHamster They didn't fuck up. They didn't have anything groundbreaking but E3 sucked in general no one impressed me save for the few games that I will probably pick up.

[Flunkorg]

@xboarder333 The 3DS basicly saved E3, that shit blew my mind.

[twitchmiz]

DENTAL PLAN!!!!!!!

[trolior]

You get pissed over an 8-bit COLOSSUS cat lifting its shoulders... and you start yelling at the screen saying its mocking you .... I LOVE IT Subscribeing

[Hopohoo2]

Microsoft is pretty young, so just give them some time and they will.......

*silence*

[PumpkinDog33]

why don't you just show the first time you get killed by a certain obstacle and then cut the rest of the times? you can have a montage of deaths for effect if you want to show the extent of how hard it is... otherwise... 5 videos for the first level... really?

[azuritereaction]

@PumpkinDog33 if i did that, probably 95% of the commentary'd be cut out and the entire series would have been about 6-7 minutes.

[PumpkinDog33]

@azuritereaction yeah but it'd be a whole lot more interesting... watching you get angry at falling down the first hole for 20 minutes isn't really that ground breaking as far as entertainment goes. There needs to be a balance in commentary vs actual gameplay/content.

[azuritereaction]

@PumpkinDog33 well, i'm just assuming this so other commenters, feel free to correct me, but i think most of the people watch this particular series for the commentary mainly, the gameplay secondary, whereas the other games i do commentary on it's probably the other way around.

[PumpkinDog33]

@azuritereaction personally i'll watch an LP for the game, and stick around/subscribe to the channel if the commentary is interesting/videos aren't boring... watch you play the same screen for 20 minutes is reeeealy boring. I just jumped around until I found where you actually got somewhere.

[kingofshortys]

@PumpkinDog33 listen to the commentary lol

[BradySD1]

@azuritereaction I love these rage videos, don't feed the trolls. They not liking it is fine but I don't need my opinion spoken for by them. So yeah, keep 'em up.

[Flunkorg]

@azuritereaction Actually no, we just love to watch you suffer in general :)

[TheEverskye]

@PumpkinDog33 There doesn't "need" to be anything. He chose to put this up. GTFO plez :B

[PumpkinDog33]

@TheEverskye you're right there doesn't *neeeeed* to be anything if the video is going to be low quality and only appeal to a demographic. some people want to improve in life so they take criticisms/suggestions in stride. the people who don't want to improve get all defensive and angry and "win" the argument while learning nothing. e.g. "whatever, i'll do what i want" *forever alone*

[gosengo124]

@PumpkinDog33 if you didn't realize after the first two vids that this was not about a speed run, why bother watching nearly 45 minutes of video? :P

[PumpkinDog33]

@gosengo124 i didn't... i skipped videos/skipped ahead when there wasn't progress being made. just wanted to see the game.

[emmipt]

i honestly laughed soo hard i almost pissed mah pants ! thank you for this video ! this game makes me wanna throw my computer out the window and step on it !

[itsinbumnigga]

you play mvc2 azurite?

[Mew31000]

lol

[jsquad192837465]

DENtaL PLaN!!!1!

[gamedan85]

Phhhhhhfft... -86? Thats nothing I had 573 when I almost beat the castle. Yeah I had no life I got through soooo far without any breaks.

[azuritereaction]

@gamedan85 konami?

[vanquish3000]

FTW!!!!!

[SilverAbsol777]

Claim Jumpers has some good sour dough bread

[Dufaze]

i bet if u say exactly wat the transcribe audio is saying it with tranlate it into what your sayin in this video

[russy1313]

remember the like 2 or 3 positive lives

[RevisedTV]

0:47

[m1foley]

I live in San Francisco. In return for your entertaining Syobon Action videos, I'll mail you some sourdough bread if you give me an address.

[AlexxSparrow]

dosent work with windows 7?

[Samarked]

@AlexxSparrow it does work with windows 7 cus i have W7 and it works for me just keep trying or u may have a corrupt file

[AlexxSparrow]

@Samarked i downloaded the file from the link...

[Samarked]

@AlexxSparrow i tried to aswell and i dont think it worked, just search for it on file sites i will find a link for you

[AlexxSparrow]

@Samarked Nevermind, found it.Thanks anyways!

[blooman80]

the jaguar was bullshit

[Theunlimitedgeek]

DENTAL PLAN!!

[mysteryman576]

rage?

[TheDisgruntledBat]

0:49 FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

[IElrekkaI]

DENTAL PLAN

[beastabuelos]

who made virtual boy?

[AceMasterDX]

Youre like the new James Rolfe! (Angry Video Game Nerd)

[saphire10132]

XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD­DDDDDDDDDDD you had jump and hit the yellow thing LMFAO!!!!!

[toshironikko]

Microsoft seems to have had a failure already its called the XBOX 360 - RROD anyone???

[zeroskater529613]

they also failed with all of their oses

[beastabuelos]

i agree

[MuffinzMac]

0:48 - 0:51 hilarious.

[mudddflappp]

idownloaded the game from the link but it pops up and closes. any help?

[swiftdasher]

Greatest Sega CD game = VAY

[just4fun1279]

u did it usin 100 lives

[Lazys1trufan]

Im gonna do the dance

[BAKONMAN117]

0:44 I swear to God it sounded like a "technical difficulties" thing XD

"OMG I made it!... FU*beeeeep*"

[Macdaddy487]

xDDDD

[guyomeprime]

@BAKONMAN117 you got it sooooo right XD

[OtherRb1419]

DENTAL PLAN!?!?!?!?!? 0:08

[leafcaliber]

lol best shit ever

[god77777777]

omg ppl do the transcribe caption xD

[Rathalos887]

HAHA the transcribe function didn't get a single sentence right.

[MrAHand]

@god77777777 "clinton said according to the debt im going to do that"

[Vextoz]

@god77777777 What in the sam hell am I reading?

[god77777777]

@Vextoz haha what he's "saying"

[EnrageD420]

it does look employees Clinton's workers grandmother of word.

[EnrageD420]

Ed it isn't roller with twelfth number of weapons on you get tighter on of her lawyers

[EnrageD420]

medicare that being 86 of all ages

[TrueLegend47]

0:48 i died.

I just died...

[Frostoly]

yay