Britney Spears' New Video SUCKS

[ObviouslyFey]

I have chin hairs that grow inconsistently, so that I have to strategically pluck out them every damn day. I tried to let them all grow for a couple of weeks one time & I looked like a friggin' billy goat with sporadic alopecia. Yeah, it didn't even grow in thick & stylish, like a dude. It just sprouted random stray stubbles & whisps of black & white hairs. I'm only 38 for Christ's sake, and this has been going on for at least 10 years. Tweezers are -everywhere- at my house. It's NUTS.

[TheCatsLastWord]

Meh, I like the video... *Shrug* But I don't care if others don't...I'm not a Britney fan or anything. So, it's whatever to me.

[NRock2404]

What video is she talking about, please tell me.

[ILuvDan123]

@NRock2404 The vid for Britney spears song Hold it against me.

[monicamarie07]

you forgot to mention that video is just down right CREEPY O_O gave me nightmares

[Axeo19]

I just shave mine off. It's quicker and easier!

[AngelBaby977onRS]

Oi, Pof isn't for jobless losers! Lol! :) I found my boyfriend on that website..And he's awesome XD

[md6714]

kingsley liked it

[tedkissel]

Oh year, btw Britney Spears can't dance Taboo, Will I Am Apl. De. Ap. can.

[tedkissel]

Who gives a shit about Britney Spears new video she isn't music, she never was music, and she never will be music. The sound of her wannabe music sounds worst hen a wet fart from a fat man's ass not to mention the fact that she's been dead for 10 years.

[nanyme000]

If Britney Spears was JPMETZ she would have won an oscar, a grammy,and a golden globe!

[SoundOfDesperation]

"I look like my name is Hector." Bahahah Jpmetz is my hero.

[nailahabdalla]

i love the contacts....and thread it.....no shame in my game...

[MultiRocker03]

@ivybee1996 Brit doesn't Suck ass,but you and this vid

[Adeoturani]

Fuck, you're hilarious. And I happen to think that your mo is very handsome, I suggest an elaborate design like a curly one such as a villain might have. (To be honest, I didn't even know it was there until you pointed it out...)

[itsmebree100]

what;s the name of the music video ?

[tedkissel]

@itsmebree100 Who cares it by something that's so bad it sounds worst then a wet fart from a fat man's ass and shouldn't even be called music.

[Georgia9977]

Its a good video if you know what it symbolises... I'm guessing you don't know. Let me break it down: The start is her rise of fame, her old video's playing in the background, and yeah, the bit where she starts fighting symbolises her breakdown, and so forth, her fall of fame, and then at the end symbolises herself getting her life back together, and then coming back better than ever.

That better?

[MrZulfika]

her videos is not suck! it just a less interesting than before

[PNKEEE07]

i got roped into watching that video. thanks. and i totally agree with the eye brows thing!

[Spikeygal]

That's nothing dude, try having PCOS.

[lionarea86]

que gorda del asco!

[SlightlyImprov]

I thought you had brown eyes for a long time, but the new camera and close ups make them look almost grey-ish blue. They're really pretty :)

[SupTJay]

how can you see the mustache past those corn teeth i don't understand

[renoloverxoxo]

I watch in 360p so...

[stewielove101]

The old Britney Spears was better.

[NOBODYSANGEL9]

You dont get the point of it. But everyone can have their opinion. And btw they dont even have the choreography in the right order at part, thats what i didnt like.

[SuperRentos]

Most of Britney Spears' videos suck. I remember when I first saw the video for Gimme More and she looked like a fat stripper.

[ImmortalDarkRose]

omg i couldnt stop laughing! i seriously nearly fell off my chair. i was crying! I LOVE YOU! AND I HAVE ONLY WATCHED U FOR 5 MINUTES! the HD rules! and u dont really look like a man.

[godofbeats]

LMAO GAY RAINBOW FIBERS

[MrTrinifather]

I FRIGGIN LIKE IT

[Therandomgamergirl]

you look soo beutifull :))



[chiiandyumi4ever]

your a fuckin dumbass

[JennifersXBody]

@chiiandyumi4ever Don't make the minions destroy you. Because that's what's gonna happen if you keep trolling. Asshat.

[Flevalt]

You look like a typical american. Not very good.

You also sound like a typical american. Like a farmer.

Or like a american would probably say, a redneck?

[Flevalt]

@ColossusShade LOL

guess whose opinion matters shit

[NorwaysSuburbia]

I look like my name is Hector?

LMFAO!!

[TRLampe]

You're eyes are intoxicating, i can't stop looking at them!

[NyyyanCat]

kso. I'm 11. And.

Your gorgeous.

[jimpep5]

Hey jpmetz. you are way too critical on yourself. and others. dont worry about your appearence to much...stop looking at things for the flaws. look and only see the positive

[getoutofmyway01]

You're funny, You make fun of yourself. That makes you cool.. and I agree, Britney's entire album sucks.

[SweetenThekitty96]

Everyone has a moustache actually. Her eyes look very pretty. I didn't even notice until now.

[Amber2368]

You have really pretty eyes! (:

[iMitchellMVS]

You're disgusting as hell.

[lintismylifebro]

@iMitchellMVS YOU'RE disgusting as hell.

Justine is one of the most beautiful people to ever exist, ever. How DARE you even be allowed to look upon her perfection.

[buggabeast]

you are soo pretty!!!!!

i wish i looked like you(:

[LaneOfJane]

Coincidentally, I love the name Hector

[fantasysoul5]

Yea Britney spears does suck ass!! She lame and her lastest song sounds like it was made for the cheetah girls

[ivybee1996]

@spicyxeskimo Ok, you obviously don't really understand what I'm getting at, from your previous posts I take it you're one of those people who you have to tell everything repeatedly or they won't get it.

[ivybee1996]

@spicyxeskimo Lol it's pretty funny how you're telling me to loosen up even though you're the one writing me a page long reply EVERY SINGLE TIME I answer you. You must really love Britney Spears. And Twilight.

[ivybee1996]

@spicyxeskimo Hold it against me is like a cancer of the ear when I listen to it. It's the same generic bullcrap she's been making for the past decade. And you obviously have no taste whatsoever since you don't even know who Quentin Tarantino is. You probably watch shit movies like Twilight and Transformers thinking "oooh it's so beautifully made". Get a life bitch.

[ivybee1996]

@spicyxeskimo Ok, so you failed to recognize that Tarantino is not a painter, but whatever. And I don't think Britney Spears' music is art because it's nothing special, it's something anybody could do. There's thousands of artists just like her. I don't get what the big deal is. Just because you were big in the early 21st century doesn't make it okay for you to produce crap.

[musicislovegirl]

I am 12 and I have a mustache as well, I was feeling weird 'till I saw this. Now I want A bigger one. X3

[Blacksharpie100]

i like the hd.

even though my opinion doesnt amttert hat much.

[ivybee1996]

@spicyxeskimo Trust a moron like you to limit art exclusively to "paintings". I'm not talking about paintings I'm talking about art in itself. Britney Spears is not art. The fact that people nowadays have so little taste makes me a very angry fuck indeed.

[ivybee1996]

@spicyxeskimo That is not art. Calling that crap art would be an abomination of all true art. Are you seriously comparing her to people like Picasso, Dalí, Tarantino, people who make real art? I may be "negative" for not liking Britney Spears but at least I'm not braindead consumer who buys into everything MTV feeds me.

[ivybee1996]

@spicyxeskimo You're actually referring to a Britney Spears video as ART? What the fuck are you 12?! How can you not see through how crappy Britney Spears has gotten? The story in that video was completely retarded. Britney Spears relies heavily on her supposed sexuality in her videos and live shows because she has nothing else to show for herself. She never really was talented in the first place, and ever since her breakdown she can't fake being a perfect teenage girl anymore.

[Mikawing]

@spicyxeskimo lol

[tasha14141414]

I frigging like it

[Devil880]

I Wonder WHY I Am Watching this GREAT SHIT!

[ivybee1996]

I am so glad someone finally has the balls to admit how much Britney Spears' videos suck. Come on, even her most devoted and die hard fans have got to admit that. IT SUCKED ASS. WAKE UP PEOPLE!

[tedkissel]

@ivybee1996

I'll admit it, I've been admitting it ever since Shitney Spears video to Baby one more time came out. I'll never forget that it sounded like the worst fucking piece of shit I've ever heard on the radio.

[juliobarrera2007]

you lil fat girl sucks! jajajaja but i love it!

[keyas14]

u have pretty eyes!

[54marloes]

you suck

[9804crystal]

oh your stupid and like i said im only ten years old .im more prettier than u cuz u look like a bigfat monkey and ammy winehouse mixed together

[ivybee1996]

@9804crystal 1. you're ten, so you probably look like shit 2. shut the fuck up jpmetz is awesome 3. amy winehouse is dead get some fucking respect and at least learn to spell her name right

[VeganBVA]

Your make-up is gorgeous!!!!

[Stunts12GTA]

Thumbs up, if SHE SUCKS, and Britney Spears RULES!!

[Stunts12GTA]

........ NOOOOT!!

[chapyboy98]

mmm i think the thing that sucks i this world is your face, teeth, voice, hair.... and your mustache :)

[kamiiKICKHIT]

more like YOU suck baaaaaaabe ;).

[TheCheeser2009]

jealous? shes hot your not?

[deshawnstolarczyk]

brush your teeth and stop being asshole

[LJ2529]

You suck :)

[TheGaliccHD]

YOu say she doeant dance? Look Femme Fatale Tour VIdeos. ;)

[9804crystal]

i agree and im only ten years old

[9804crystal]

your stupid

[Conner526]

@9804crystal Try to spell correctly when you're insulting someone.

[VidaVida98]

@9804crystal you're ten! stay in a ten year old spot. Justine isn't dumb okay she has a job and a life

[Angels970]

lol you are Big slut ..

[itsmrhoax]

You're funny, ish but you chose to mess with the wrong fanbase, honey ;)

[lockito123]

Don't throw stones to your glass house: Don't judge nor makeup cause your makeup ls worse

[jdguevarra1]

but you look like a monster,hahahaha

[SandwichLadyOfLEAF]

Britney Spears, Kesha's minion.

[gilad3495]

SHUT THE FUCK UP

[TheCheetahwings]

Um, did you really say "No gay would let her wear that?" that is the most prejudice thing I have heard in my life. Not all gays are obsessed with fashion. jeez.

[britneymusicsource]

HATER!!!

[100stacy]

u suck bitch

[SiLlyGoOse4321]

lmao look at all these Britney lovers who are OH SO defensive and hating on Justine...THANK YOU guys for all the views and comments u left! U know the more views/comments the more money she makes..so GOOD job!!

[tomyy0842]

@SiLlyGoOse4321 Such a cheap way to earn money by panning others. How pathetic.

[CircusZoneTV]

FUCK YOU !!!! How dare you criticize Britney's weight . Have you looked in the fucking mirror lately ? You have 2 chins ! dont make talk about things u know NOTHING about ! Britney is the queen. she is more beautiful and successful than u could ever dream and i hope that u go die in a hole u ugly cunt <3

[kelseythomasson]

@CircusZoneTV Ughhh. Come on, she didnt even critisize her weight. She said they warped the video.

[idkwhatyours]

wax it lol

[jimnezis]

f*ck u b*tch

[StevieBChaCha]

Did you seriously just criticize Britneys weight? LOL I cant. Someones clearly jealous.

[sneekz07]

@StevieBChaCha She wasn't talking about her weight, she is talking about how the effect they used warped the perspective to the viewer.

[frostybiitecp]

You're so voice is so annoying and I'm a HUGE britney fan but Hold It Against Me is my LEAST favorite video of hers

[britneyspears8838]

It's really sad and dissapointing when someone like you, one who is not skinny, criticize Britney's size, especially since you're doubled hers.

[itsCJbiatch]

britneys vid is flawless, and LOL at YOU criticizing britney's wieght, um you should look closer to home before you start shit talking others....

[thatsaprettyfayce]

weird* Dx.

[thatsaprettyfayce]

I didn't like the video either.

Or the song.

They were good.

[lilylonewolf]

You are very funny

[nemoscream]

You say: they are crushing the screen for it to appear thinner. But there are a perfectly round spot light behind her

.....

[VideoViv]

YOU ARE HILARIOUS!

[VictonaCorazy]

... Even more beautiful in HD

[Sw33tDani3]

I have a moustache.

... and i'm 12.

I onored feel your pain. <3

[anitam202]

@Sw33tDani3 i hav a moustache too :(

[LoveMeTorxy]

Hey hector, lovin the stache <3

[xxanxdreaxx]

I dont see a mustache o-o

[w0bblegirl]

justine..........your eyes are so goddamn beautiful.

[JamieCunningham]

omg ur hilarious :L subbed ;D

[moonlightkisu]

lol, I don't see a mustache ... and you don't look like a man

[agentprovokator]

i bet youre a virgin.

[sararmsheets]

shut the fuck up! you're so damn negative all the time

go Britney!

[VidaVida98]

@sararmsheets At least she gets paid for that lol

[jimts67]

HEY HECTOR, WAX YOUR FACE IT MIGHT IMPROVE< NO WAIT DON"T WAX YOUR FACE, Hey hector why don.t you shave like a cow, MOOOOOO!

[jimts67]

YOU ARE A BABBLING IDIOT, AT least Britney makes more money then you probably seen in your lifetime. Your videos majorly suxs and where did you get your sun from the second hand store. You are mean and very ugly , ya know we could push your face in dough and make Gorilla cookies.

[Jsbwalker]

@jimts67 Are you still an idiot part time. Or are you finally being rude, useless, annoying, and oblivious all the time?

[ShaneDawsonandme]

@jimts67 she was stating her opinion about her video and how she cant ance like back in thed day not brtiney in general or her money seriously no one cares stfu ur a hypocrite when ur a loser hating in a comment jpmetz makes more money then u ever will. seriously stfu and stop hating in a comment when you're a bitch urself.

[MickieFan226]

ew why is your tooth yellow?!

[ofekbar1993]

LOL

[Sah0419]

hahaha umm.. i'mmm not seeing the mustache? at all..

[shrimpishere]

YOUR EYES ARE CAPTIVATING <3

[TayLeigh127]

Doctor Who commercial followed by JPMetz. Am I the only one who was thrilled by this combination?

[moonlightkisu]

@TayLeigh127 : ME

[Tiagomartins765]

u suck bitch

[CandianSuplex]

I grew a mustache just to look like jpmetz ,<33

[xHearterx]

@CandianSuplex huh?

[cherryable1000]

u suck

[xjillianraex]

whats with the shit thats all over your wall? Where did the friggen hearts go? Oh yeah, they went to hell...cant wait to see you there :)

[KrazyLuckyStar]

can you do a tutorial on how to get rid of your Grendal?

[Tuckle]

what the hell is all that scotch tape on the wall

[11babycandy]

Okay so I am an Aesthetician, and I just wanted to tell you that number one, it is normal for females to have moustaches but a majority of them never really do anything about them but if you are like me then, number two you would want to get rid of it, you would have to wax it and DEFINITELY NOT shave it cuz then the hairs are going to grow very pokie and long and that is just gross. haha I remember that back then the .25cent machines were the shizznitz ha but now they just have bouncy balls ugh

[ItstheAlexShow]

u r 1 sour candy

[marcelolopes06]

Britney > Your Life so

[MissNo1sgirl]

moneyforjpmetz

[MakeupJunkie67]

You look lovely hector ;)

[TheStephrdrgz]

Shave, wax, thread. But get rid of that damn hair! Lol

It's something girls are cursed with :(

[YouPastDue]

i tweeze and trim it its  the best option

[aimxtomiss]

Can we also just talk about how the entire video was just one giant advertisement for plentyoffish, sony, radiance perfume, and some make-up i didn't see the band of. Seems kinda pathetic to me.

[frutig0]

your so fricken funny.

[kaitlindevabear3]

My comments being ignored

I feel loved

[RayRoss925]

You're pretty funny. :)

[xXRawrJanisXx]

@fusionpunk She is sooo stupid! I mean, she thinks and has a gay best friend! She is such a twat!!1!

Idiot.

[kokym8]

u suck

[TheKatyLady1]

@kokym8 look whos talking

[kokym8]

@TheKatyLady1

look who's talking !? do u know me ? ...no so plz keep your mouth shut

[TheKatyLady1]

@kokym8 obviously your a negative person which i dislike or at least you made a negative comment for no reason. You dont know her and you told her she sucks so that makes you a hipocrite

[kokym8]

@TheKatyLady1

i meant that she sucks at making these kind of videos ...not her personality

[TheKatyLady1]

@kokym8 You said u suck which ment she sucks if thats what you ment you should have said that :)

[kokym8]

@TheKatyLady1

noo i'm said it to the one who's in the video not the one who's living her life when the camera is off !

[TheKatyLady1]

@kokym8 ok its still mean to talk negative though might as well just leave the video then spread negativity out in to the world

[itzamanda1]

HOLD IT AGAINST NE IS THE GREATEST SONG AND MYSIC VIDEO EVR IDK WHO U THINK U R TO BE JUDGIN SOMONE THAT MAKES MORE MONEY THAN U WILL EVER MAKE!!! SOMONE SHUD START A CHANNEL MAKING FUN OF U SAY HOW UGLY U R HOW FAT U R HOW BAD UR MAKEUP IS OK U HAV NO RIGHT WAT SO EVR TO MAKE FUN OF HER GOD U WONDER Y SHE STOPPED MAKING MUSIC BECUZ U AND ALL UR MESSED UP FRENDS JUDGIN SOMONE THAT U WANT TO BE!

[TheKatyLady1]

@itzamanda1 woah chill out chris crocker your doing the same thing by making fun of her as she is by making fun of brintey

[twilightfan11111]

@itzamanda1 Hun, maybe someone will listen to you more if you LEARN TO SPELL AT LEAST "YOU." Plus, it's a total opinion whether she thinks the video was good or not. Also, you say that she's judging her because she'll never make as much money than her? Kid, no one cares how much money anyone makes. I also laugh at that because you won't make any more than anyone else. And honestly. How shallow can you get when you start bringing up facts of "how ugly she is", etc. You're probably no better;)

[Itsderekeveryone]

@itzamanda1 Chill out. I am the biggest Britney fan you could ever meet and i am not offended by what she is saying about Britney, This woman is funny has hell and i love her videos.

Jpmetz your amazing :D

[xXRawrJanisXx]

@itzamanda1 Fail.

[LarryRhodesTV]

i was on plentyoffish....for about 5 seconds

[JessxJuice]

What moustache? All i see is Goddess, a sun and an air vent. <3

[MDproductionSS]

she has different eye makeup in every single video.. she even 3 different looks in that one video. and if you're fatter you can't really make fun of her.

[PortugalShisha]

your eyes +.+

[fatsotomuscles]

Man, Brit, is circa "00.

[urbeauatiful]

get over urself. best video of the decade! u just didnt understand the storyline!!!

[xCuppyCakeSqueakersx]

@urbeauatiful: You just don't understand her humor. By the way, please learn to spell.