Sweet Freestyle

[amazingfertilla123]

i dont speak asian

[jaykayinLA]

im going to go kill myself now... goodbye

[drakkanoirify]

"do you even know me? i dont even know me. YAO. you cant even know me, if I dont even know me..." ok, bro what the hell are you doing. never free style again.

[HevAndCloud]

lol tha's terrible D=

[robo3715]

They played the audio from this video on 'The Absolute Peach' podcast, and they laughed at how bad it is. I have to agree, it's shockingly bad!

Wigidwigidywow!

[robo3715]

@zachnasium It was Series 7 episode 1.

[jakejakejake1100]

this should go on tosh

[xXFuckSaltXx]

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[Daaaaaaaanielle]

It's guys like him that make youtube worthwhile :')

[travismcvay]

the beat is better then him

[GIN0MAN5432]

if you dont watch the movie, how have you seen the movie 3:27

[GIN0MAN5432]

i put it on my ipod...

[GIN0MAN5432]

so how do i get this on my ipod

[dan1928374]

@GIN0MAN5432 type in youtube to mp3 on google and go to one of the sites

[gagabe1]

is he drunk? :D

[cr4zyd4n666]

@Dylan34818 Its still hilarious! One of my favourite videos and i featured it on my site :p

[superpoweredrapist]

Sounds like something jon lajoie would do, except you know... not seriously

[sauler157]

saying wack 1000 times doesnt make you dope

[omglazerspiewpiew]

So, the absolute peach?

[mjbrother]

how drunk is this kid?

[MusicVideoReMaker]

@mjbrother He's just a white wanna be

[iCupcakeness]

So umm .. Your licking your feet? ... Get some toe jam with that toe nail xDD

(Thumbs up if you laughed at this)

[veza101digey]

Guy's shut up it's suppose too be funny obviously

[cr4zyd4n666]

He keeps sniffing and rubbing his nose, he's either off his nut on coke or mephedrone. i guess you'd have to be off your nut to keep recording for 5 minutes, watch it back and actually upload it! Funny as fuck though

[cr4zyd4n666]

why would you upload this

[michigansting27]

Bro u suck

[ilovenachos31]

143 people are Zack's family

[dogglebe]

This is about as interesting as reading the list of ingredients on a box of children's cereal.

[makenyon1]

my god this is bad. this guy could give rebecca black a run for her money

[makenyon1]

my god this is bad. this guy could give rebecca black a run for her money

[RamzeTV1]

Do you know when you can go to JAPAN????????

[RamzeTV1]

Lyrics PLEASEEEEEEEEEEEE............Y­our Awesomeeee

[Mrjmjam]

that was a tight rap

[SpazticGamer]

Tosh.O needs to get ahold of this

[tsfh18]

Your either:

A: A very funny comedian or,

B: An incredibly poor rapper

But then again you said yourself your a D, not a G, or a P. On second thoughts maybe I shouldn't have put letters in my post.

[ItsJustAnotherTube]

Looks like MC Vagina is real...

[poshboybeatz]

keep pressing 9 and like this comment so everyone sees it!

[poshboybeatz]

press 8

[egdcapo]

i have a friend that freestyles just like you,. he my boy,. but he be all kinds of coked up lmbo,. lol sooo damn funny,. mann,. i like thiss,.

[chelseaman2000]

Watching this has raised a few questions:

1. Since when has there been a store dedicated to milk?

2. Are cold, wet speedo's really like bread?

3. If you don't know what you're saying, how the hell are we supposed to know?

4. Is 'a little rabies' an actual thing?

5. Do I have AIDS? Are you some kind of crap fortune teller?

6. Is there a specific time of day when its acceptable to go to Japan?

7. What's a 'wasian'?

8. You can watch 'movies on boobies'?

[BigWillThePrince]

the fuck did i just watch..

[XChillX42]

You are so white it's not even funny...

[cheeryemogaming]

this is just wiggidy wiggidy wack yo....

[Animalfire0]

Never open your mouth again, please.

[Modusoperandicod4]

his speedo is wet like bread i think that sums up this video.

[emilyjanee193]

priceless. 

[theanonpanda]

whiter than vanilla ice xD

[shinobihalo]

TURRRIBLE

[caleighgreen]

You should take me on a date.

[Mcknockout777]

You are AMAZING.

[BatmanSucksMyBanana]

LMFAO! 

[xaqread]

Don't talk to her like that or my hand will go splat in your face!

[RougeTroop]

Please for the love of GOD STOP RAPPING !

[priceyx123]

This made me cringe and laugh simultaniously...mostly cringe. Oh and thanks for your hepititus B revelation at 2:35...smooth going gigidgdigydong P you should go get moar milk from the milk store :S

[Kromabis]

@priceyx123 hhahahahahaha!! you're damn right man! haha,, i love your comment

[MikeR8898]

go get some more milk LOL

[MikeR8898]

rofl

[Cameronblocker]

He aint even miggitymiggity mad.

[EpiphoneSunburst2]

Total virgin.

[MsZolee]

You're a hero love!

[lifesapped]

So pre-rehearsed. 

[dmfaust]

Can I come with you to the milk store? I need milk.

[maikzons]

smooth rappin bro

[balthyboy9]

i dotn some of it is that bad, the bits with lines and stuff actually went quite well:)

[klootzakke]

this guy is a great actor, cause there is no way this guy is serious. To rap this bad you have to have talent

[kingvegeta08]

This video made me want some milk.

[manofninjas]

Y U NO SING GOOD!!!!!!!!

[xhable]

I'm so sorry, I hope you recover soon!

[OmegaRob3rt]

Anyone played GTA San Andreas? This guy reminds me of OG loc

[fayabraguette]

Lyrics please !

[Beto805Cali]

sounds like hes been listening to lil wayne

[Mezsezno]

dude sorry but that was shocking. If it was a joke, it was still shocking. You sound like your struggling and trying too hard

[shaydee313]

So bad its good. I want lyrics.

[nintend0fr33k]

Please stop breathing.

[Maskeyglasses]

sooooo... has he seen american pie...?

[MrPewp]

"I'm not a G, I'm not a P, I'm a ribadijiggabajigajigadigigaduh­jiguhduhjigajigajuDEE."

Sounds legit.

[MrMentllet]

defenition of awesome!!!!

[BassMirror]

That sucked

[chrek269]

"Your badigetibigetibum

When I'm sucking on my thumb"

Now THAT'S badass!

[Acelightnin24]

This rappin reminds me of the 90's

[MadyElzabeth]

You are so diga-ba-diga-ba-dumb, you are really diga-ba-diga-ba-dumb. Fo real.

[TheHatterJack]

Dear suburban white kid,

If you had skills, you would be bigger than shiturday...

[TheIggyHiggins]

I didn't know Jesse Eisenberg rapped...

[pwnage12345679]

white boy cant rap

[hypebeast111]

i wish i could go to his mom and tell her shes a bomb. quick sound the grenade whistle!

[gamehead91]

Shitty Viddy Saturday Is correct.......also needs to be on failblog.

[cynizmizgorzknienie]

Ale gość jest zjarany. A do tego głupi jak but. Lost 5 minutes of my life.

[LastKissGoodbye]

kindly requesting you stop attempting to rap.

[SpawnOfJenova]

This reminds me, I need to go to the Milk Store and get some milk to put in my bilk-shilk...

[melonelephant]

Wow... im just... wow...

That was.... different.

Best bit when you wandered into STI territory... brave

[VertigoSoap]

You don't know a lot of things, so it would be best for you to stick to school and figure out how magnets work.

[ohmydinosare]

This video is now on mmebase, I see. Prepare yourelf for the trolls...

[MusicalLounge]

I WANNA GO TO THE MILK STORE :D :D :D :D D:

[madmonkpk4life]

i love u .....

[PiusRaps]

lol wtf

[gazsutcliffe]

This is a pretty long winded way to tell people you have Hepititus B.

[tlee2626]

"Piggedy- piggedy pow."

First class

[TitsOfDoom]

Rap with a silent "C"............and shite

[webbk99]

*CRINGE*

[LaTombe666]

Irrespective of your lack of performance skills you show very little creativity in your rap due to your repetitive use of words or phrases and when you appear unable to add to your rhymes, creating and using onomatopoeic words only accentuates the poor quality in your work. Also, by using varying syncopations in your rhymes, your work makes no sense.... but perhaps this is simply corroborated by your own lyrical claims that "you can't rap and you sound like crap"

[JohnoJayMac]

... This is the first time, I've truly been ashamed to be white.

[CloudCucku]

Thanks Andy Nyman!

[Reibusu]

Hang on a minute, you like your speedo really cold and wet, like your bread. Is this some amazing snack I have not discovered yet, cold and wet bread? Sounds awesome. I think you need to lie down, you looked like you were about to faint throughout .... and no, it wasn't under the weight of your own awesomeness.

[Euryponx]

Well... that was something else.

[iRRichiee]

hahahahahahahahahahahah

[havokewf90]

are you a parody wigger?

[WarrenKeingGaw]

keep rapping like this and you'll end up with the same record deal like lil wayne and I mean that!!! p.s. (that wasn't a compliment)

[WilloftheWoods]

I LIEK MY SPEEDO WET AND COLD. LIEK BREAD.

[PCB0Y]

you like to mix rum with a digita digta dum

[SkateBloomfield]

wiggity wiggity wack bro

[hot1for23]

dosent make sence and ur gay and white wich makes it wores..... my 3 year old bro can rap better abdiut his bottle hahahahahah

[crackacheese]

Your terrible

[BraxtonSkate]

Please bathe.

[Ddogg57FORps3]

BAD



[tannerandcopper678]

i checked out ur rap

[theshikuflare]

who is dis white kid, spitten like he's 3

now am bout to show a little talent from me

i bet this guy is stuck up on justin beiber

am bout to give you a head ache with this lyrical fever

what it is dog and am ready man come at me

and i dare you to find out happens if you slap me

i lay you out once to show you my shoes is nice

then i let you get up so i can knock you out twice

J - poison comment me

[rickyricard]

dont talk to her like that , or my hand will go SPLAT... in your face

[rockwrestle]

you got greasy hair, your teeth were so yellow i couldnt help but to stare. your teeth were so nasty i almost went blind, that was such a bad freestyle i think you committed a crime.

[jwek94]

your diggifajls;fjsakd;fsdumb when im suckin on my thumb hahahahahahaha

[MusicVideoReMaker]

This makes no sense wtf

[casmo4ya]

"i dont have slanty eyes, i done eat slanty pies........."LOL (3:22)

[casmo4ya]

this is some funny ass shit.

hey and try watchin this shit while your high..........DAMN!LOLLMAO!!

[superque22]

MILK put it in your BILK

[superque22]

XD lmao tht was so gay

its funny

[RB3isG]

u are shitty

[PCB0Y]

you donnt even know me

you don't even g me

LMFAO WTF?

[alexff7]

you have aids

i have hepatitis B

you have aids

i dont even know me

<3

[3ballaz3]

ahah he fukn snorted coke b4 he did this.. no doubt

[stanggunnerxr6t]

Just listen to me, don't take a little pee. XD my favorite, aw man I showed that part to every1

[sbdunksandjordans]

lol u suck

[dimideluxe]

hahahahahahaha

[roflwaffle12321]

wow if i see you im kicking you in the face

[DjSavageMusic]

DAMN DIS GO HAM!

[hockeypimp7707]

ok change youre skin color and i could make a better rap in 3 seconds nigga assshole motha fucka

[colecova]

haha i enjoyed this haha its funny, its actually not horrible atleast sometimes it rymed, half of the people here prob. can't even rhyme. some of it was crazy quick

[stevepfister]

this is a fuckin joke

[ITuckerRoxI]

are you for real?

[JAMFKru]

bro, i'm as real as a seal.

[31992lm]

@JAMFKru A seal that doesn't know how to rhyme. (Still quite real)

[IntentionsDisguised]

@JAMFKru Obvious troll is obvious <333333333333333333

[blacklistedwhore]

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[hellsgothic]

@JAMFKru dude you are so baked in this video

[hellsgothic]

@JAMFKru Dude, you are so baked in this video.

[z666Tool666z]

@ITuckerRoxI Nah he's just playin'

[RyanTheKiller254]

you might be the worst I've heard

[BassLaunch]

I'm white, but after listening to this I just gave up my race and I am now Swedish/Nigerian.

[xXFrEeKyDeEzYXx]

Lol Milk

[HipHopRapManiac]

Freestyle FAIL

[dwaynebrewster1996]

looooooooooooooooooooooooooooo­oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo­ool

[xangelaxmariex]

type in " shizz and fully focused the sequal " .. boul is 16 years old and is about to get signed to konvict musik.. comment

[ClipityClapMyToe]

ahaahahahahaha

[BoogzNight]

hahahahaha fuck man this is some wacked shit i thought i was bad lol i could do better than that

[zakstead45]

Dude never rap again u make guyz with the name zak like me look bad

[ninjabrizzo]

gayest rap ever keep rhymin time nigga

[ninjabrizzo]

gayest rap ever

[TheKidEleKtRo]

lmao white ppl my nigga, 5*'s funny.

[ironmabcda]

haha what song is this?

[Kaleza]

LiKE BREAD!!!! yessss

[Amazetbm]

Meh

[mickshnizz]

HAHAHAHAHAAHAH!!!!

so funi!

god i love utube!

[TarienZ]

hey zack...now your my bitch

[benjayboy]

i love you zak! I LOVE YOU!! AAAAAH!

[freshmusikablogspot]

Wow U Should get a record deal!

[dylanrules45]

hahahahahahaha.good job man

[jamtheman3017]

get some more milk... underwear, speedos, wet underpants.

wat does this song not have

[NitroEvo]

i wiggity wiggity flap my flippity flippity flap jacks :-p lol randomess yesh =)

[davinator32]

oooo la la zack. mr trombone player. MC D

[ClipityClapMyToe]

This is the most hilarious and one of my favorites rap ever this freakin rules LMFAO

[arimakesmoremusic]

nice hand gestures dude.

yeah.

[seldomobop]

well done. I envy people who can rhyme well. You got me hooked, we want more.

[Brytize1982]

listen to me, don't take a little pee...

[zachnasium]

seriously the best freestyle i have ever seen in my life, and i grew up in compton!