I love this guy! I first heard him on satalite radio and LOVE his take on life. I was shocked just now to put a face with a name and see Tim Allen??.......I was so expecting an Andrew DICE Clay look :) Keep it coming Jeff!
Yes he's a born again Christian, (out dated term, but he still uses it, cute!) Quite a story this guy has. Unbelievable that he would ever become a Christian. Look up his story on the 700 club. btw, he's alot funnier now. Just watched kathy griffith sad! To be 50+ & talking like any1 wants u 2 be a slut anymore....geeze
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What happens to you when you die? Have you ever told lies, stolen, used God's name in vain? If yes, then you are a liar, thief, and a blasphemer. When you die & be judged by God, you'll be guilty of sin. The bible says you'll end up in Hell! But God sent God His Son Jesus to die on a cross for your sins, He was buried & rose from the dead on the third day. If you'll believe the Gospel(Jesus's death, burial & resurrection) for the forgiveness of your sins, you'll not perish & have eternal life!
@gramosjr7 That actually makes sense. He is forgiving... even though I don't believe in him. I don't care though. They use a book to be good people. I can do it without it. If God exists, I'll believe in it when I see him. That would probably be when I die, so no worries. Would probably be an awful lot of work if the sun exploded or something. Sucks to be God that day.
@PockASqueeno Actually... it reminds me of a lot of women. Sometimes I wish I was gay, just to actually get an answer for once. Don't hurt your girlfriend. If you do and don't know what you've done, you're screwed. Trust me. I've got the experience despite my young age. Oh, and she actually told me like a few months later what I had done. Turns out I didn't call her one day when I was hanging out with some friends. Didn't even say I was going to. Go figure.
@Werewolf211 Haha! Thats so true. Im not sure why we do it...but I do try to catch myself especially when my boyfriend didnt know what he did wrong. I do tend to let it linger for a little while. :-)
@blondeisius Do me and him a favor and please tell him what he has done wrong if he really doesn't know. You don't learn anything if you can't learn from your mistakes :P
@blondeisius Really? Well... no. I'm unfortunately single... which isn't really a bad thing if it comes to sex and all that. The problem is that I want to be with someone. To have someone to talk to, someone to hold close, etc. You know what I'm talking about. That's more important for me at least. This just went kind of personal and irrelevent.
@Werewolf211 Haha, Im sure there are even more personal things posted on youtube, so you're good. Yeah, I know what ya mean. See, sometimes the crazy things we women do can be considered entertaining, but in the end we are always up for snuggling! Lol!
I hear him on 105 Sirius all the time. There was a comedian way back when who was complaining about being a newlywed and said something about his dinner being eaten out a bag with his hands. I always wondered if this was the same guy - it was probably around 1991 when Comedy Central was still showing 30 second clips of standup between shows.
Our bodies aren't shameful. We shouldn't be ashamed of it. It's the way God made us. We shouldn't be ashamed of the private parts, especially! God created those so that man and woman can be one flesh and make a family.
I don't know where on earth you got that idea, but we don't shun underwear! We think it is important because it protects our body.
@tissetatten We're like cats, we'll just bat you around cuz you're panic is amusing to us and we'll continue to do so until you drop dead or until we get bored :P
thats because all the people you have probably talked to that claim Christianity are the thinned skined people that give christianity a bad name. i would suggest looking up tim hawkins or brad stine if you want real good clean comedy. and like imhstrom said its the peopl who look at christianity as dull and boring. mostly peopl think of caatholic masses and yes those are dull and boring but that isnt christianity. there religion is based on works making them boring. mine is on faith.
If you heard that christians aren't known for their great sense of humor, you're listening to the wrong guys. Probably drunk or stoned guys who think they are having more fun than Jesus-followers. Or legalistic church guys with a long list of rules. I bet you didn't think organ could sound cool either. Dire Straits proved that wrong with their song "Walk of Life"
ROFL!!! that's so funny, unfortunately it's true! I guess i do that to my husband sometimes...now that i've seen your stand up , i'll try harder not to give him such a hard time.
pretty funny but the best delivery is when the comedian is almost in his own little world, oblivious to the audience reaction until the punchline is reached. Brian Regan does a great job at this, which probably comes naturally.
@JeffAllenComedy I am a comic. I saw your video for the first time 2 days ago and have watch all of them multiple times. I enjoy how u can tell a story.
Hey may name is jeffrey allen too cool
zippeyletter 1 month ago
I love this guy! I first heard him on satalite radio and LOVE his take on life. I was shocked just now to put a face with a name and see Tim Allen??.......I was so expecting an Andrew DICE Clay look :) Keep it coming Jeff!
jennapartin 3 months ago
Yes he's a born again Christian, (out dated term, but he still uses it, cute!) Quite a story this guy has. Unbelievable that he would ever become a Christian. Look up his story on the 700 club. btw, he's alot funnier now. Just watched kathy griffith sad! To be 50+ & talking like any1 wants u 2 be a slut anymore....geeze
MrLouie670 4 months ago
HAHAHAHAHA! I used to say that to my husband! "If i have to tell you then it doesnt mean as much"! He thought our problems were so unique!
TheNancySikes 6 months ago
Something funny about him is that my middle school principal's name was Jeff Allen.
roescspe 6 months ago
Have u ever had an image of how the comic would look like in your head and you finally see what he looks like and it don't match?
TheOffenda 6 months ago
Jeff Allen has pretty dry humor. Especially compared to the hilarious Brad Stine.
JDLikesThisSite 7 months ago
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This could use more: vulgar things for humor, foul talk.
bconnolly 8 months ago
"If there's eight ont he floor, there's four in the drawer."
Classic!!
ceq617 9 months ago
lol
ikeashiasanders29 9 months ago
Jeff is my favorite! Hilarious!
thep51liberated 10 months ago
He reminds me of Gary Busey in the way he looks lol
SteelandSouls15 10 months ago
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ChristianCutie83 10 months ago
It's nice to see that there are more comedians out there like Brian Regan, who don't use vulgar things for humor.^_^.
RogueWarrior869 10 months ago
haha christian comedians suck
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What happens to you when you die? Have you ever told lies, stolen, used God's name in vain? If yes, then you are a liar, thief, and a blasphemer. When you die & be judged by God, you'll be guilty of sin. The bible says you'll end up in Hell! But God sent God His Son Jesus to die on a cross for your sins, He was buried & rose from the dead on the third day. If you'll believe the Gospel(Jesus's death, burial & resurrection) for the forgiveness of your sins, you'll not perish & have eternal life!
gramosjr7 11 months ago
@gramosjr7 That actually makes sense. He is forgiving... even though I don't believe in him. I don't care though. They use a book to be good people. I can do it without it. If God exists, I'll believe in it when I see him. That would probably be when I die, so no worries. Would probably be an awful lot of work if the sun exploded or something. Sucks to be God that day.
Werewolf211 11 months ago
2:30 NICE
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ilenejyty 1 year ago
This reminds me way too much of my girlfriend :-P
PockASqueeno 1 year ago
@PockASqueeno Actually... it reminds me of a lot of women. Sometimes I wish I was gay, just to actually get an answer for once. Don't hurt your girlfriend. If you do and don't know what you've done, you're screwed. Trust me. I've got the experience despite my young age. Oh, and she actually told me like a few months later what I had done. Turns out I didn't call her one day when I was hanging out with some friends. Didn't even say I was going to. Go figure.
Werewolf211 1 year ago
@Werewolf211 Haha! Thats so true. Im not sure why we do it...but I do try to catch myself especially when my boyfriend didnt know what he did wrong. I do tend to let it linger for a little while. :-)
blondeisius 11 months ago
@blondeisius Do me and him a favor and please tell him what he has done wrong if he really doesn't know. You don't learn anything if you can't learn from your mistakes :P
Werewolf211 11 months ago
@Werewolf211 You sure you arent him? Because those are words straight out of his mouth! Lol.
blondeisius 11 months ago
@blondeisius Really? Well... no. I'm unfortunately single... which isn't really a bad thing if it comes to sex and all that. The problem is that I want to be with someone. To have someone to talk to, someone to hold close, etc. You know what I'm talking about. That's more important for me at least. This just went kind of personal and irrelevent.
Werewolf211 11 months ago
@Werewolf211 Haha, Im sure there are even more personal things posted on youtube, so you're good. Yeah, I know what ya mean. See, sometimes the crazy things we women do can be considered entertaining, but in the end we are always up for snuggling! Lol!
blondeisius 11 months ago
@blondeisius That's actually true. Weird.
Werewolf211 11 months ago
I hear him on 105 Sirius all the time. There was a comedian way back when who was complaining about being a newlywed and said something about his dinner being eaten out a bag with his hands. I always wondered if this was the same guy - it was probably around 1991 when Comedy Central was still showing 30 second clips of standup between shows.
NutsArePeopleToo 1 year ago
Very good stuff. :) -- Els
elswriter1 1 year ago
whats the name of this album
missionarygirl0153 1 year ago
I'm an agnostic, but I appreciate a clean guy with a funny perspective. It's cute, and funny!
TreachMarkets 1 year ago 2
Love it
ems2n21 1 year ago
I thought Christians shunned underwear because it touched our shameful devil parts?
globalchaos1984 1 year ago
@globalchaos1984 ? there only shameful devil parts if you're single duh
RetiredYet 1 year ago
@globalchaos1984 Where on earth did you get that idea?
Our bodies aren't shameful. We shouldn't be ashamed of it. It's the way God made us. We shouldn't be ashamed of the private parts, especially! God created those so that man and woman can be one flesh and make a family.
I don't know where on earth you got that idea, but we don't shun underwear! We think it is important because it protects our body.
Ilovekoolaid6 8 months ago
pore guy..
when women dont tell you what they want its becus to us its SO damn obvius.
tissetatten 1 year ago
@tissetatten We're like cats, we'll just bat you around cuz you're panic is amusing to us and we'll continue to do so until you drop dead or until we get bored :P
NinjaInConverse 1 year ago
Heard Jeff's live show twice. The comedy is great - but wait until you hear his testimony. Wow!
houseguy4 1 year ago
that's not funny
itsTheSarz 1 year ago
EXACTLY! Our system is flawless.
GeekingForJesus 1 year ago 3
This man nails it. I've been married for 25 years and he is so close to how it goes. I almost have to park the truck when he comes on.
TheSupergpop 1 year ago
HAHAHAHAHA!!!!! LOOOOOOVE IT!!!!
hiblinist916 1 year ago
This guy is kind of funny but he does too many pussy jokes.
BurtonBoardBoy11 1 year ago
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KDay5161 1 year ago
@KDay5161 your sense of humor sucks
drewandaustinshow 1 year ago
inspiration man
HilariousHollywood 1 year ago
this is so true...my wife and i have been married for almost a year and she is already doing some of that!! LOL LOL LOL!!!!!!!!!
optiKalismo 1 year ago
very funny! i shared it on facebook.
misule21 2 years ago
I lol'd.
greyspot00 2 years ago
lol hilarious !
brookieepooh19 2 years ago
frosts. lol. He is funny.
THEdanaedL 2 years ago 2
LOL He's pretty good.:D
RWLSara 2 years ago 2
Very funny. It's nice when a comedian has talent and can make you laugh without reverting to profanity,sex,drugs or alcohol.
5841313 2 years ago 138
yeah that profanity etc. gets stale after a while.
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Being a Christian sucks. Its so fuckin boring....
catfish4975 1 year ago
not really....man its the best life......you just havent tried it....ill pray for you brah
saunei 1 year ago 4
@catfish4975 Life is as fun as u make it out to b
RetiredYet 1 year ago
@5841313 It is nice to not hear all the foul talk and he is not overbearing.
SILVERHORSE347 10 months ago
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M4G1CLOG1C14N 4 months ago
Neasone, i have to disagree my pastors are very funny.
chunkybut555 2 years ago
This guy is funny. The best part is, he is clean. Christian comedians are the best!
emanubano 2 years ago 78
@emanubano What a stereotypical and prejudice thing to say.
Bayoneter 1 year ago
@Bayoneter +1
Michaelmop 1 year ago
this is funny
coach18252 2 years ago 4
Excellent chap!!!!
blessedjohn 2 years ago 5
thats because all the people you have probably talked to that claim Christianity are the thinned skined people that give christianity a bad name. i would suggest looking up tim hawkins or brad stine if you want real good clean comedy. and like imhstrom said its the peopl who look at christianity as dull and boring. mostly peopl think of caatholic masses and yes those are dull and boring but that isnt christianity. there religion is based on works making them boring. mine is on faith.
J43fan 2 years ago 3
If you heard that christians aren't known for their great sense of humor, you're listening to the wrong guys. Probably drunk or stoned guys who think they are having more fun than Jesus-followers. Or legalistic church guys with a long list of rules. I bet you didn't think organ could sound cool either. Dire Straits proved that wrong with their song "Walk of Life"
imhstrom 2 years ago 10
LOL...what a breath of fresh air, a comedian that doesn't need to cuss to be funny. The best part....he's born again!!!!
Greenmarine6 2 years ago 8
I actually saw him live tonight (Oct 16). His comedy may be somewhat loud, but I met him, and he's actually a very nice and soft-spoken man.
yssuts 2 years ago
ROFL!!! that's so funny, unfortunately it's true! I guess i do that to my husband sometimes...now that i've seen your stand up , i'll try harder not to give him such a hard time.
StaziaSunflower 2 years ago 3
Are those yours? lol
sactifiedscarlett 2 years ago
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He's very funny!
kittenluver2006 2 years ago 5
Funny!
MrsCalvaryGurl 2 years ago
this is so funny
Aarongrubbworm 2 years ago
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This guy is not funny at all.
DogmeatFilms 2 years ago
pretty funny but the best delivery is when the comedian is almost in his own little world, oblivious to the audience reaction until the punchline is reached. Brian Regan does a great job at this, which probably comes naturally.
SantaBarbaraDianne 2 years ago
"She's up the wall with frost bite, thats all i know"!!!! FUNNY!
creativemusic17 2 years ago
LOL. My mom is sooo like this so I totally get what he's saying. This video is hilarious. And I'm a girl. I'm just... not annoying in that way. Haha.
PinkHylianSakura 2 years ago
brad stein is the guy ur lookin for...
countrygirlfeb92 2 years ago
does anyone know the name of the guy that talks about his wife pointing out the spider in the bathroom "shes onto me "lol hes funny
lovinlifenmyself 2 years ago
Brad Stine.
wreathofpalmaria 2 years ago
you're looking at the most POWERFUL pair of underwear known to mankind. They not only defy gravity but they can change temperatures!!!
HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA....!!!!!!!!
rwr3134 2 years ago 2
sorry, wasn't funny to me.
NutinBtr2Do 2 years ago
YOU MUST BE A FEMALE
tigerpawl 2 years ago
im female and i got it...lol its rather true, we're so indirect. XDDDD
januaryjewel 2 years ago
eh...i laffed n im a female..
beigekitten89 2 years ago
He's soooo funny!!!
ShinyShekle 2 years ago
"are thothes yourth?" ...*looks at the underwear* i sure hope so otherwise i got a few questions of my own!
UTcommando 2 years ago 3
Rofl.. Jeff Allen is soo FUNNY!!
Deadlyman66 2 years ago 4
LOL...this is so true...women! My wife's the same way!!! :)
smartin8707 2 years ago 3
shes up the wall with frost bite!!! hahaha
StryperandJesus 2 years ago 4
Excellent comedy thanks!
Benyan1763 3 years ago 3
Does anyone else think he looks and sounds like the guy from the show Married with Children?
yozarian1 3 years ago
Does tim allen have a brother and is thi him ???
drrosson 3 years ago 21
tim has many brothers but this is not one of them
JeffAllenComedy 3 years ago 8
@JeffAllenComedy kindu looks like him him though.
asomon1 8 months ago
@JeffAllenComedy brother u are Hilarious
1smoogie 6 months ago
@JeffAllenComedy I am a comic. I saw your video for the first time 2 days ago and have watch all of them multiple times. I enjoy how u can tell a story.
1smoogie 6 months ago
@drrosson wow are you sure looks JUST like tim allenhahahaaa
kmlkari 1 year ago
@drrosson Tim Allen's last name is Dick, not Allen
KP1972 1 year ago
@drrosson lol I was thinking the same thing if Jeff could be related to Tim! That would've been cool!
123mightywarrior 4 months ago
Loved it so much, I saved it to my favorites! He is so hilarious! Thanks for sharing Jeff!
whtnygrl99 3 years ago 2
this is very funny Jeff Allen is always fun
PainfulScarletTears 3 years ago 5
lol
PainfulScarletTears 3 years ago 2