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  • Hey may name is jeffrey allen too cool

  • I love this guy! I first heard him on satalite radio and LOVE his take on life. I was shocked just now to put a face with a name and see Tim Allen??.......I was so expecting an Andrew DICE Clay look :) Keep it coming Jeff!

  • Yes he's a born again Christian, (out dated term, but he still uses it, cute!) Quite a story this guy has. Unbelievable that he would ever become a Christian. Look up his story on the 700 club. btw, he's alot funnier now. Just watched kathy griffith sad! To be 50+ & talking like any1 wants u 2 be a slut anymore....geeze

  • HAHAHAHAHA! I used to say that to my husband! "If i have to tell you then it doesnt mean as much"! He thought our problems were so unique!

  • Something funny about him is that my middle school principal's name was Jeff Allen.

  • Have u ever had an image of how the comic would look like in your head and you finally see what he looks like and it don't match?

  • Jeff Allen has pretty dry humor. Especially compared to the hilarious Brad Stine.

  • "If there's eight ont he floor, there's four in the drawer."

    Classic!!

  • lol

  • Jeff is my favorite! Hilarious!

  • He reminds me of Gary Busey in the way he looks lol

  • It's nice to see that there are more comedians out there like Brian Regan, who don't use vulgar things for humor.^_^.

  • haha christian comedians suck

  • @gramosjr7 That actually makes sense. He is forgiving... even though I don't believe in him. I don't care though. They use a book to be good people. I can do it without it. If God exists, I'll believe in it when I see him. That would probably be when I die, so no worries. Would probably be an awful lot of work if the sun exploded or something. Sucks to be God that day.

  • 2:30 NICE

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  • This reminds me way too much of my girlfriend :-P

  • @PockASqueeno Actually... it reminds me of a lot of women. Sometimes I wish I was gay, just to actually get an answer for once. Don't hurt your girlfriend. If you do and don't know what you've done, you're screwed. Trust me. I've got the experience despite my young age. Oh, and she actually told me like a few months later what I had done. Turns out I didn't call her one day when I was hanging out with some friends. Didn't even say I was going to. Go figure.

  • @Werewolf211 Haha! Thats so true. Im not sure why we do it...but I do try to catch myself especially when my boyfriend didnt know what he did wrong. I do tend to let it linger for a little while. :-)

  • @blondeisius Do me and him a favor and please tell him what he has done wrong if he really doesn't know. You don't learn anything if you can't learn from your mistakes :P

  • @Werewolf211 You sure you arent him? Because those are words straight out of his mouth! Lol.

  • @blondeisius Really? Well... no. I'm unfortunately single... which isn't really a bad thing if it comes to sex and all that. The problem is that I want to be with someone. To have someone to talk to, someone to hold close, etc. You know what I'm talking about. That's more important for me at least. This just went kind of personal and irrelevent.

  • @Werewolf211 Haha, Im sure there are even more personal things posted on youtube, so you're good. Yeah, I know what ya mean. See, sometimes the crazy things we women do can be considered entertaining, but in the end we are always up for snuggling! Lol!

  • @blondeisius That's actually true. Weird.

  • I hear him on 105 Sirius all the time. There was a comedian way back when who was complaining about being a newlywed and said something about his dinner being eaten out a bag with his hands. I always wondered if this was the same guy - it was probably around 1991 when Comedy Central was still showing 30 second clips of standup between shows.

  • Very good stuff. :) -- Els

  • whats the name of this album

  • I'm an agnostic, but I appreciate a clean guy with a funny perspective. It's cute, and funny!

  • Love it

  • I thought Christians shunned underwear because it touched our shameful devil parts?

  • @globalchaos1984 ? there only shameful devil parts if you're single duh

  • @globalchaos1984 Where on earth did you get that idea?

    Our bodies aren't shameful. We shouldn't be ashamed of it. It's the way God made us. We shouldn't be ashamed of the private parts, especially! God created those so that man and woman can be one flesh and make a family.

    I don't know where on earth you got that idea, but we don't shun underwear! We think it is important because it protects our body.

  • pore guy..

    when women dont tell you what they want its becus to us its SO damn obvius.

  • @tissetatten We're like cats, we'll just bat you around cuz you're panic is amusing to us and we'll continue to do so until you drop dead or until we get bored :P

  • Heard Jeff's live show twice. The comedy is great - but wait until you hear his testimony. Wow!

  • that's not funny

  • EXACTLY! Our system is flawless.

  • This man nails it. I've been married for 25 years and he is so close to how it goes. I almost have to park the truck when he comes on.

  • HAHAHAHAHA!!!!! LOOOOOOVE IT!!!!

  • This guy is kind of funny but he does too many pussy jokes.

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  • @KDay5161 your sense of humor sucks

  • inspiration man

  • this is so true...my wife and i have been married for almost a year and she is already doing some of that!! LOL LOL LOL!!!!!!!!!

  • very funny! i shared it on facebook.

  • I lol'd.

  • lol hilarious !

  • frosts. lol. He is funny.

  • LOL  He's pretty good.:D

  • Very funny. It's nice when a comedian has talent and can make you laugh without reverting to profanity,sex,drugs or alcohol.

  • yeah that profanity etc. gets stale after a while.

  • not really....man its the best life......you just havent tried it....ill pray for you brah

  • @catfish4975 Life is as fun as u make it out to b

  • @5841313 It is nice to not hear all the foul talk and he is not overbearing.

  • @5841313

    pussy

  • Neasone, i have to disagree my pastors are very funny.

  • This guy is funny. The best part is, he is clean. Christian comedians are the best!

  • @emanubano What a stereotypical and prejudice thing to say.

  • @Bayoneter +1

  • this is funny

  • Excellent chap!!!!

  • thats because all the people you have probably talked to that claim Christianity are the thinned skined people that give christianity a bad name. i would suggest looking up tim hawkins or brad stine if you want real good clean comedy. and like imhstrom said its the peopl who look at christianity as dull and boring. mostly peopl think of caatholic masses and yes those are dull and boring but that isnt christianity. there religion is based on works making them boring. mine is on faith.

  • If you heard that christians aren't known for their great sense of humor, you're listening to the wrong guys. Probably drunk or stoned guys who think they are having more fun than Jesus-followers. Or legalistic church guys with a long list of rules. I bet you didn't think organ could sound cool either. Dire Straits proved that wrong with their song "Walk of Life"

  • LOL...what a breath of fresh air, a comedian that doesn't need to cuss to be funny. The best part....he's born again!!!!

  • I actually saw him live tonight (Oct 16). His comedy may be somewhat loud, but I met him, and he's actually a very nice and soft-spoken man.

  • ROFL!!! that's so funny, unfortunately it's true! I guess i do that to my husband sometimes...now that i've seen your stand up , i'll try harder not to give him such a hard time.

  • Are those yours? lol

  • Funny!

  • this is so funny

  • pretty funny but the best delivery is when the comedian is almost in his own little world, oblivious to the audience reaction until the punchline is reached. Brian Regan does a great job at this, which probably comes naturally.

  • "She's up the wall with frost bite, thats all i know"!!!! FUNNY!

  • LOL. My mom is sooo like this so I totally get what he's saying. This video is hilarious. And I'm a girl. I'm just... not annoying in that way. Haha.

  • brad stein is the guy ur lookin for...

  • does anyone know the name of the guy that talks about his wife pointing out the spider in the bathroom "shes onto me "lol hes funny

  • Brad Stine.

  • you're looking at the most POWERFUL pair of underwear known to mankind. They not only defy gravity but they can change temperatures!!!

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  • sorry, wasn't funny to me.

  • YOU MUST BE A FEMALE

  • im female and i got it...lol its rather true, we're so indirect. XDDDD

  • eh...i laffed n im a female..

  • He's soooo funny!!!

  • "are thothes yourth?" ...*looks at the underwear* i sure hope so otherwise i got a few questions of my own!

  • Rofl.. Jeff Allen is soo FUNNY!!

  • LOL...this is so true...women! My wife's the same way!!! :)

  • shes up the wall with frost bite!!! hahaha

  • Excellent comedy thanks!

  • Does anyone else think he looks and sounds like the guy from the show Married with Children?

  • Does tim allen have a brother and is thi him ???

  • tim has many brothers but this is not one of them

  • @JeffAllenComedy kindu looks like him him though.

  • @JeffAllenComedy brother u are Hilarious

  • @JeffAllenComedy I am a comic. I saw your video for the first time 2 days ago and have watch all of them multiple times. I enjoy how u can tell a story.

  • @drrosson wow are you sure looks JUST like tim allenhahahaaa

  • @drrosson Tim Allen's last name is Dick, not Allen

  • @drrosson lol I was thinking the same thing if Jeff could be related to Tim! That would've been cool!

  • Loved it so much, I saved it to my favorites! He is so hilarious! Thanks for sharing Jeff!

  • this is very funny Jeff Allen is always fun

  • lol

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