Sock Puppets and Pick Up Lines - Episode 9

[rainysquirel]

abercrumbie and fitch-for ever crappy for a rich bitch.

[collalilly]

I'm a girl I wasn't offended at all. Funny stuff and it is true!!!!!!

P.S. love the sock puppet sketches :D

[hatchetboyicp]

holy shit was that hilarious, haHA! good stuff man

[IrishMusicMan]

Class video 5/5

(woozlewuzzle dot com) is pretty good but its limited bandwith per day so only so many people can get on

[lightfunk]

Why does it speed up so much?

[HippieAmie]

That was awsome

[Ulanka]

this is so sick! but I like your socks ^^

[grettagoateater]

I watched all the episodes of the healing network tonight and this one was my favorite (note to self...stop telling guys their weird).

You're the sexiest man in the world!

[pajamadude15]

Impressive, informative, histerical. When you pulled out the puppets, all I thought was, "This dude is an innovator." Nice work!

[proky00fender]

LOL

[Ireallylovetodance]

last comment...ew lol this looks as thought its gonna be VERY helpful LMAO

[turkeylurkeyy2k7]

because you know sock puppets and pickup lines so go together....

[Default2]

fucken halarious

[lise2006]

This was funny from the word 'go',but when you pulled out the sock puppets,I was genuinely rofling.Good work,Sir!Subscribing right now.

[minivuvu]

i guess girls dont like you cause they won't be able to complement your shirt. ;d

[FayeValentine86]

hahahahaha Well, but we can talk about his incredible muscles!

[naique]

thank god this is not always true.

[PutyourRecordsOn4]

haha why aren't you wearing a shirt?

[weyyytictacs]

I know what happens when you comment eachothers blogs over and over again! You become lonelygirl15 and DanialBeast

[Movietoad]

nice video ;)

[okonkwoobiageli]

you're weird...but entertaining

[shidedaion]

lol, really, thank you for making my day a lil' brighter.

Complete hallmark comment, but it is definitely the case.

[Starlight93]

women in persuit of a chihuaha...lmao...moneys fun!!!

[zazaincalifornia]

LOL the end is so funny... cyberspace is not always the best!

[gyroparkour]

A lot fo truths there! The sock puppets really helped me realise where I've been going wrong, so thank you! I'll be sure to try some of those tactics next time!

[Vinceland]

Shit, some of this is so true.

[xSaucex1]

Is that a pubic hair??

Haha funny shit my guy

[theoctopusbattle]

youre like an unfunny gay max headroom

[Davids1626]

Supposed to be fun? Try harder

[yotengomuchosanos]

your wierd

[kinghop2]

dirty white sock,funny. use dirty white sock to scratch ear, hillarious lol

[prophetkat]

The whole standing there thing didn't really work out ...

[dregirl22]

This is great! Funny stuff!

[dav3yr]

Hahahahhahahahahaha....teh best from the series so far!!!

[tufboi22]

I have a Hollywood producer friend that i'm going recommend your shows to just to see what he thinks, because I like them. He's probably gonna want to see how you hold up under pressure in front of a live audience. I'll keep you posted...

[sarahmayco]

this was so funny

i think you should do more outtakes okay?

[Freshette]

hahahahahahaha...oh my goodness! Dear Crabby... the chihuahua....running into someone with a car in the parking lot!!! Oh my... really...Take me now... woops...not really but you know...you made me laugh... really...right on the internet! What a man!

[donald347]

This's probably my favorite episode.

[MrSedarati]

fucking great

[nyOPERAguy]

Love it. The beginning theme is so cool!

[rhondasumter]

It isn't true. Not all girls want a guy with money. Well, maybe most, but I could care less if a guy had money, as long as he's a good person, and a sense of humor helps as well. :D

LOVE the sock puppet bit!

[princessrain420]

Wow. Heh heh, stop that.

[sixfeetunder77]

You're Weird

[jorieface]

i'm watching them all in order, and I think so far this one is my favorite!

"and that would immediately lead to intercourse"

"take me now"

also, your girl voice reminds me of elmo... or one of the muppets... not sure which for sure.

[michelleprama]

I like your shirt XD

Dude, have you been featured yet? You're hilarious!

[healingnetwork]

michelleprama: no, never featured... :(

[insaneshayne]

This is another great one. I watched this awhile back but I don't think I ever commented on this...Myspace is cooler than Friendster!

Great job man as usual.

[trogenus]

Omg i love you.

[healingnetwork]

trogenus: *blush* thanks for watching. :)

[disneychickadoo]

I like your videos and I'm watching them all now- but I am trying hard to figure out WHY you have so many of them as responses to the video of the wicker man trailer? what's that about?

[healingnetwork]

disneychickadoo: yeah, I have to change that.  It was mostly just to get them seen. I know, doesn't make sense

[skybear97]

OMG, watching while I'm at work, I start LOL and tears are running down my face. I never had to pick up guys ... how hard it is to get to that point where you feel secure enough to speak to a female you don't know, and maybe she's a psycho to boot, and it's dangerous to be too friendly since you don't know if the guy is a psycho and might kill you. I no longer have that problem because I'm 55, but a guy did try to hit on me on the bus this morning. Nice to have someone notice you anyway.

[timtwo12]

haha, so funny!

[REZN8]

I fucking love this one... and I'm a chick and I agreed with most of the 'pickup' lines you referred to.

[healingnetwork]

glad I'm in the ball park. thanks. :)

[guitarboy12issohot]

I really dont want a rich guy!a fun guy is good enough!

[canadianbiker245]

Your are friggin awesome. I don't know how you don't have half a million views

[guitarhero1248]

hhhhhhehhhh Stop that lol HAHAHAHAHAH ROLF

[NolaSP]

am single woman... the only thing I was thinking whilst watching you, is how cute you are....

[healingnetwork]

Thanks! *blush*

[NolaSP]

Got your comment... thanx... Am thinking of posting some video footage.. but want it to be special... so I'm taking my time... anyway... your series is reallllly fun to watch keep at it!!! *loyal fan

[healingnetwork]

NolaSP: take your time. Might as well be proud of what you do. But definitely send me a personal message when you do so I can check it out. I look forward to seeing it. :)

[NolaSP]

Thanx

[tarahkaylee]

you know what i have said the "oh, if only you weren't gay." line before and i think your right on the money saying girls are attracted to homosexuals.

[healingnetwork]

:) glad you agree with my stuff. Thanks for all the comments!  :)

[tarahkaylee]

you are the funniest person i have ever seem on here, you say what everyone is thinking , and i guess it helps that your amamzing, <topic idea ways to think of random idea's seeing as i cant seem to think of anything at all>

[chlazzaro177]

wow i'm glad i suscribed. i never had to use p/u lines but they were pretty interesting. btw my girlfriend said if a guy ever said she had a nice dress she would think they were homosexual. :)

[healingnetwork]

But then, some girls are attracted to homosexuals. It's the safety thing. I wonder how many gay men have heard a girl say to them "oh, if only you weren't gay." Of course, if a girl says this to a straight guy it can be pretty embarrassing.

[NetplayerD]

The Second out take was the best.

[healingnetwork]

Thanks. :) and thanks for subscribing! Appreciate the support!

[HarusElric]

Fantastic, loved the sock puppets. ^_^

[kkolack]

Hallelujah! From another dork with some puppet videos...

ttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=­lsu2D9MDGYo

[ceropegiawoodii]

Magnificent as always!! I just love your videos!! The male sock watching the female sock made me laugh so hard. :)

[healingnetwork]

yeah, it really just captured the moment, didn't it? haha

[hannahruth0]

lol same here...good stuff :D

[endlessjoe]

You see, back when I used to try the animalistic "raaawwwwrrr" noise at women, the only thing they emitted back at me was mace.

[healingnetwork]

hahaha. Yes, that can happen. But you've only eliminated one option. Either you can mace them back (wouldn't that surprise them!) or try one of my other patented approaches. Good luck! :)

[zonalcarlo]

ok....am in a verry special stuation... and i need your knowledge....

i'm flirting with this girl (named Lua), and she is kind'a flirting me back... but she has a boyfriend.

-what do i do?

plase help....

BIG FAN!!!!!!!!!!!!

[healingnetwork]

That's a hard one, because what I'm going to say isn't totally socially acceptable, but basically keep flirting and let her take the lead. She may not be happy with her boyfriend or waiting for an reason to break up with him (you), or she may not be satisfied with him and looking for something on this side (more girls do this than you may think). (continued...)

[healingnetwork]

...If it's the latter, you have decide if you're okay with being and "on the side" type of guy, but more likely, if you just let things flow with her naturally, if she really likes you she'll dump the loser she's with. Hope that helps. Thanks for the support and GOOD LUCK!!

[samtwist]

"Dirty white sock" Hehehe

[healingnetwork]

Hard to find a clean one sometimes. Thanks so much for commenting and watching! :)

[M3ZZED]

A Honor!

[healingnetwork]

Yes! My first honor! yay!!!

[candydee]

great puppet show haha

[healingnetwork]

thanks. the healing network's goal is to combine entertainment with education. Unfortunately the education part falls a little short sometimes.... >.O

[krajikevin]

lmfao

[healingnetwork]

thanks

[thedakkster]

You keep getting better and better, man :) This one made me laugh hard a bunch of times :)

[healingnetwork]

really appreciate your continuing support. Glad you enjoyed!

[tapedcookie]

i was the first to view this and you know i was, stupid comments not working! ^_^ well just so everyone knows I LOVE IT!!!! just markin my spot! <3 the candy!

[healingnetwork]

will everyone please recognize tapedcookie (as she clearly needs it) that she was the first person to view this. :) She rocks!

[tapedcookie]

i know i do ^_^ and yes i do ~_~ wait is that bad? im confused

[healingnetwork]

my work tends to have that effect on people....

[kkolack]

I also nominate tapedcookie for "first watcher"

[tapedcookie]

dude i cant help it wouldnt let me leave comments, so save your fuckin sacrastic remarks. its not nominated either i had the epi before it was even put up, so suck it

[kkolack]

Um, I wasn't being sarcastic. Or sacrastic even. (Okay, that was sarcastic. But with a tinge of love.) I was genuinely and sincerely following healingnetwork's instructions to recognize you for watching his stuff so rabidly. We all gotta support each other here.

[tapedcookie]

ummm ok whatever, give me a fuckin smoothie

[JustHereForTheOZONE]

I Love You, man... you're my hero... besides Jesus...

[healingnetwork]

cool.  Thanks!

[krazie666]

A lot of girls say I'm "to brutally honest and weird" what's that stand for?

Anyways, the vid was awesome and funny!

[healingnetwork]

it means that they are afraid of being mis-interpretted and that they might offend you with what they say. It also stands for "I want to reserve the right to change my mind and how I feel about you at any moment."

[hannahruth0]

actually that's pretty close...*impressed* I like your absence of shirt ;-)

[vWendyv]

Hilarious! Another great video. Love the outtakes!

[healingnetwork]

Thanks so much for watching and your continuing support. You're a cutie. ;)

[Gigolo8]

You are just sooo...........

[healingnetwork]

crazy?  stupid? right on? ADD? nuts? naked? what? what?

[anticollie]

Take me now

[healingnetwork]

haha. Thanks for watching my madness. ;)

[acumenious]

why arent you wearing a shirt?

[healingnetwork]

this is explained in the previous episode (episode 8). Check it out. Thanks for watching.

[acumenious]

No prob, your vids are good stuff

return the favor?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v­=3FBH4r9De10

[pantalonesconqueso]

rrrawagher!!

[link375]

hahaha that's funny stuff, keep making videos

[healingnetwork]

thanks. Glad you enjoyed my craziness. :)

[Superbastard]

You're vids are always funny. Great job!!

[healingnetwork]

thanks for continuing to support my madness.  :)

[healingnetwork]

Thanks for the comment. Glad you liked. :)

[Rei11Ayanamae]

Nice sock puppets! ;) Funny video! LOL

[GiR2007]

I'm not sure why you have so few subscribers. Your videos are quite good, well edited! I liked this video at the start but I started to loose intrest at the end.

[healingnetwork]

I don't know. I think you have to get featured or something to get more subscribers, and I haven't been "discovered" yet by YouTube. Help spread the word. Thanks for your kind comments.

[RavenXeo]

was that video sped up?

[healingnetwork]

yes, they tend to be a bit long otherwise. Also, it's kind of humorous this way.

[maestrix]

...so THAT's where i've been going wrong! Lemme get some socks and and I'll go to the supermarket and practice for myself... Now, what was i supposed to say? I can't rememebr... oh Yeah! 'I like your dress, I like your dress, I like your dress' Okay, here we go.. wish me luck! Be back soon! Thanks, healing network!

[healingnetwork]

Good luck! Let me know how it goes.... :)

[M3ZZED]

Hahah great

[healingnetwork]

thanks so much.  :)

[c0rkn0t]

nice video.

this one was really funny.

[healingnetwork]

thanks you. Appreciate the support much.

[dzlzrd]

I agree with DarkSan, great female impression, perhaps you've used this while watching lots of guys! =)

As for your demonstration - what are you saying? Are you implying that women are "dirty". *slap* Heh.

Another good one, keep it up, and try to get some rest. Can't wait for "Cyberaddiction"!

[healingnetwork]

thanks for the comments. If you can figure out what I'm saying, please let me know. Half the time I don't have a clue. Improv at work for you.

[DarkSan]

Your female impressions are... worryingly good XD - i love your vids!

[healingnetwork]

worryingly good... hmmm... maybe I should tone it down a bit. :)

[DarkSan]

nah - i think they're great don't tone it down! ;D

[Redfrettchen]

Or a woman in pursue of a chihuahua - lol

Keep it up!

[sniper479]

hey dude your the coolest! keep up the great work

[healingnetwork]

Thanks for your continuing support.

[dickponderous]

Work ah, the thing I do to support my theatre, film and you tube habits!

[healingnetwork]

work sucks. Perhaps you might have some insite into cyber-addiction for my next episode. Any thoughts? :)

[Bleoo]

You look tired!! :O

Still another great video :D :D

[healingnetwork]

that's what work will do to you. Thanks for watching.