[ATF] Last Exile Abridged 03 Positional Fantasy

[sweetsoulsista]

Glad I'm not the only one who thinks Last exile is a rip-off of FF8 XD

Nice one Unwardil

[BellaMckinney]

And...Why..Am........I........­GAY?

[Gojiralee]

Not the funniest of series, but cutting off Tatiana was brilliant.

[NexAngelus405]

"It's like Daffy Duck getting a blowjob!"

lol, for some reason I just can't stop laughing at that unusual simile

[Evildoctorwho]

Turnwise and Widdershins...Terry Pratchett?

[Unwardil]

@Evildoctorwho

Yup. I don't know what it is, but something about the world of Last Exile gave me a pretty big discworld vibe. Also, Pratchet is hilarious and I always advocate stealing material from people funnier than yourself.

[everythingBLUE]

After year, I just noticed that you actually pronounce Quistis correctly. *high five*

[shadowUrufu]

oh I caught a typo, you typed "add" when it should have been "ad" ... eh well

[JediShyala]

Is one of the songs Carmina Burana?

Claus- Which one of you is Alex Rowe?

*start music in question*

The Good Captain- I'll let the pathetic fallacy speak for itself.

[Falloutman1990]

lol love the ff8 jokes

[TractionEra]

Yay! A Great Escape reference!

[GodOfPlague]

Chivalry!

[TemariinKonoha]

if there was a way to put this on itunes, i'd buy it.

[Unwardil]

Well short answer is, that's a giant copyright problem that I don't want to deal with and secondly, this is only for my own amusement and the amusement of anyone who cares to watch.

But you can feel free to download it off youtube if you like.

[TemariinKonoha]

=)

it would just make me so freakin' happy to listen to. great job, by the way.

[SliferSword]

nice "the great escape" theme

[springbaby485]

SHORYUKEN!

[acusterx]

Wow. These keep getting better and better. Love the Final Fantasy references and the Street Fighter sound effect you squeezed in there.

"Make that 11 kinds of creepy"

Triple Harsh! lol

[DamuEmran]

dude I love how you used ff12 and ff8

in this ep awesome dude.

[SXAbridged]

Ah, ha!

The song in the elevator is:

Sentimental by Kenny G (Breathless is the name of the album)

God, I love a challenge!

[Unwardil]

Well done, that must have been a gruelling experience figuring that one out.

Now you just need the Miles Davis Track and you're set. I'll give you a hint, it Rhymes with Ritches' Stew.

[SXAbridged]

Ok, a couple of things.

1) It wasn't that grueling, actually. All you need to do is type in Kenny G under YouTube search... it was the second one. I mean, God, any idiot can do it in two seconds like I did. (Yay for the internet.)

2) You keep changing the rules of the challenge. That's not cool. An important part of chivalry is keeping one's word.

[SXAbridged]

That's right. I believe in chivalry. And I didn't contract it from banging some whore named Guinevere, nor did I contract it by sharing needles with Galahad.

No. I believe, because my deep denial about the reality of reality is the one thing preventing me from escaping this cold and cruel world by accepting the warm embrace of suicide.

[SXAbridged]

So I refuse to play any longer. My love of trivial challenges does not exceed my hate for brats that aren't willing to concede defeat.

Therefore, I ask that you please do not subscribe to my channel, nor contact me in the future.

We would not die in that man's company. That fears his fellowship to die with us.

Good day sir!

That's right.

I said good day!

-Sam

... and I believe the answer you are looking for is Bitches Brew.

[SXAbridged]

Good show. I'm glad I found it.

As for your soundtrack:

Final Fantasy (Or "On Our Way") by Nobuo Uematsu (Grabbed from Final Fantasy 12, I think)

LaCrimosa by Immediate Music

James Bond Theme by Monty Norman (Dr. No Soundtrack)

Main Title by Elmer Bernstein (The Great Escape Soundtrack)

Balamb Garden by Nobuo Uematsu (Final Fantasy 8 Soundtrack)

Air on a G String by Bach

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I'm sorry, but I don't recognize any of the jazz songs.

[paulypowned]

I think that's half.

Looks like somebody has to subscribe now. ;)

[Minnerd]

wow is all I can say I thought the french pun in the last episode was great but wow.

[Swxpert]

MST3K FTW!!!!!!!!!

[Akamisago]

Honestly, Is kenny G that bad? Do people really think the day Kenny G makes a good song is the day Alex Rowe shows kindness to people other than himself?

[Unwardil]

It's not that Kenny Gee is bad, so much as his stuff is the like the musical equivallent of Marchino Cherries covered in Marzipan. It's so sickly sweet that listening for more then about a minute makes your ears want to dry heave.

There's no accounting for taste though, if one's never tasted anything sweet before it's entirely possible one may very well enjoy the taste of marzipan coated marachino cherries. Hell, look at what they eat in England...

[Akamisago]

That had to be the first time I went to wikipedia to enhance my culinary vocabulary(didn't know about marzipan). Talk about bad taste. Then again my taste in music and food is quite particular(diagnosed with Aspergers).

[Phatnick21]

but I like elivator music

[Akamisago]

I can recognize the Miles Davis and Kenny G, but If you're asking for the song titles, I'm drawing a blank.

[Squeakyreloaded]

Serentiy, Battlestar Galactica, and Red Dwarf (plus an unintentional Cowboy Bebop reference). How many awesome sci-fi shows can you stuff into one abridged series? Stay tuned to find out.

[dariendude17]

I love the jazz music playing during alex's bits. Oh, and I love absolutely everything else about this series. Everything is perfect.

[TriggerhappyNiet]

Lunch time!

AAAAHHHH!

[formless777]

Which staggeringly brilliant bastard came up with referring to elevator music as "it's like Daffy Duck getting a blow job". They nearly killed me from lack of oxygen.

[Unwardil]

Actually, that one would be an original of mine. Occasionally I can be counted uponto coble together a decent simile.

[formless777]

Lol, thx for nearly killing me :D

[Unwardil]

You're quite wellcome!

[godhandrox]

I'm loving the Final Fantasy 8 references in there.

[shedininja001]

"at least you turned into an andriod well enough" lol. best.

[Unwardil]

I'm not an out of the closset TNG fanboy at ALL.

[BeldansFire]

It's kenny G Guitar Solo...i DK the na,me either

[imphic]

Another good episode. But, I am filled with regret that I did not recognize the MST3K reference.

[Virus465]

I'm sorry but I have to say something about Dio's voice, It completely defiles his character to give him such a low-pitched voice.

[Unwardil]

The only way I could have done anything about that would have been to use the pitch bender on it, which sounded like garbage (or more to the point, like a psychotic version of my Tatiana) or find a canister of helium to suckle whilst I recorded it.

I think Luciola spelled out the pardoxes of dealing with a character like Dio quite nicely.

[Rammstein027]

So far the only references I caught were the James Bond music,Crazy frog,Promised Land(If I remember correctly))from Final Fantasy and Cowboy Bebop.The MST3K reference was hilarious.

[NeonProdigy]

There is also a Daily Show reference (or NAMBLA) and "widdershins" may be a Discworld reference.

[Rammstein027]

Uh...well to be honest I don't like the daily show that much nor do I watch.And I have no idea what Discworld is :D

[Unwardil]

I think that's 3 out of like, 8. Well, 9 if you count my rendition of Hound Dog.

[afroguitarist]

crazy frog im pretty sure..

james bond lol

recognized the elevator music but couldnt think of the name...

not as good as the first 2, but still pretty funny.