Having a "Ten foot cock and a few hundred virgins" would be a bad, don't you think? You are constantly being aroused but there is not enough blood in your body to have an hard in, and if you did you couldn't fuck them cause your cock is to big or even masturbate because the tip would be to far away. And that's only the sexual par of it. Imagine just how inconvenient it would be to have a dick almost twice your size in the way whenever you want to do anything.
i dont like his comedy .;. only cuz i find the song format of jokes not funny at all. i hate singing comedians. most of them are shit. but in minchins case I think we are more taken aback by how awesome he is at music, lyrics and playing and singing.. than how funny he is. he is not particularly very funny imo. half his jokes wouldnt work without the music.. but i may be wrong. wish he would do a stand up show n then a music concert instead of combining the two
@pigfarts100 Not true. It says lots of things you can do, like live in slavery forever, and own slaves yourself, and beat your slaves, and stone a woman to death if she gets raped. There's plenty of things you can do!
What a genius! I think people underestimate his skills as a piano player. He is first-rate phenomenal! The meter changes, key accuracy, lyics WHILE HE'S playing bad ass piano parts = BAD ASS!
My brother walked into my room, of course I thought it was my mum at first so I paused the video, forgot to hid the title...so my brother reads it as I quickly try to hide it.He then gave me an odd look and walked away quickly....Greeeaaat.
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Having a "Ten foot cock and a few hundred virgins" would be a bad, don't you think? You are constantly being aroused but there is not enough blood in your body to have an hard in, and if you did you couldn't fuck them cause your cock is to big or even masturbate because the tip would be to far away. And that's only the sexual par of it. Imagine just how inconvenient it would be to have a dick almost twice your size in the way whenever you want to do anything.
Tamizushi 1 week ago
i believe the song is called "Ten foot cock and a few hundred virgins"
NPNJoe 1 month ago
@NPNJoe he says that in the description. this is a clip showing Tims comedic prowess as well as his awesome piano skills.
tidalwave2k11 4 days ago
The piano-bitchslap at 7:25 looks amazing :/
lulhoofd1 1 month ago
I can't find the part in Ezekiel 8 that he mentions :( Could anyone help?
Blodsfalk 1 month ago
the suggested videos down the side for this...jesus christ
AllAroundTheSun 1 month ago
BRILLIANT.....
nicoterradas 2 months ago
I love the way he says "asterisk" :)
imakemyownimportance 2 months ago
When you see the words "Anal sex" and "God" in the same title, it just has to be good. Especially with this performer :)
Eiktyrner 2 months ago 3
i dont like his comedy .;. only cuz i find the song format of jokes not funny at all. i hate singing comedians. most of them are shit. but in minchins case I think we are more taken aback by how awesome he is at music, lyrics and playing and singing.. than how funny he is. he is not particularly very funny imo. half his jokes wouldnt work without the music.. but i may be wrong. wish he would do a stand up show n then a music concert instead of combining the two
akshayde 2 months ago
@akshayde He does the stand up without music..
zood3000 1 month ago
That was epic. I've never heard piano playing that good before! His little laugh is so cute by the way. xD
keyleepaine 3 months ago
"He's gonna send me down below,
He's gonna whip me like a cotton-pickin' negro,
I'm gonna be the first to go." LOL.
PockettEmo 3 months ago
That's AMAZING piano playing, sublime diction, and hilariously genius lyrics!
OzanTenger 3 months ago
Is there any place one might find the sheet music for this or any of Tim's songs?
uberchops 3 months ago
2 people are clearly perverts
minimikeshinoda 3 months ago
I want to finger your m*m. Can see it all over the tabloids now . . .
io504 3 months ago
if we look closely, there are 2 people out here that are complete morons and cannot understand genius when they see it.
Gincairn 3 months ago
@Gincairn If you expect 100% likes on a video called 'Anal sex and God', maybe you are the one who'se a moron...
mariekitu 2 months ago
Extraordinary talent and bravery! Fantastic!
amaranthos3 3 months ago
Is there anyway to get the DVD of this performance in a formatted region for the United States?
rasicar 3 months ago
@rasicar Yes! In fact, the Somalians still doing it as far as I'm aware.
gahimoriginal 3 months ago
F**k this shit!... Why would youtube sensure fork? -.-
jonasmsv199 3 months ago 2
I f**gered the replay button on this video.
CapAdGroup 3 months ago
I f**ngered the replay button on this video.
CapAdGroup 3 months ago
"wanking" was not forbidden. God was angry because seed was spilt, and the son was not born. Not because of the wanking. I do my research.
DiehardGiraffe 3 months ago
@DiehardGiraffe
So you're allowed to wank you just need to wank into someone?
Or into a jar that you later pour into someone?
SaintVespucci 3 months ago
@SaintVespucci Basically if you feel like wanking go sell it to a sperm bank and God will be happy. lol
akear1 3 months ago
And so if god was there from the very beginning,
He invented men and women,
And he also invented wanking,
Then he said wanking was sinning,
So now if i'm feeling randy,
I'm not allowed a hand shandy,
But having sex with my family, - that is just fucking great,
It's all there in Ezekiel 8
too good!
21YEAH21 3 months ago
This is incredible.
DrPerki 3 months ago
1 priest watched this video
Naefers 4 months ago
your a F**King genius.
JerryHarper88 4 months ago
religion is covered in more irony than religious people are covered in stupidity
pigfarts100 4 months ago
he lacks subtlety but goddamn it he is right!
Paulie92able 4 months ago
what tour was this?
pigfarts100 4 months ago
Yeah. Miight want to step out for about five minutes XD
Fitzy597 4 months ago
The bible is basicly a long list of shit you CAN'T DO!
pigfarts100 4 months ago 2
@pigfarts100 Not true. It says lots of things you can do, like live in slavery forever, and own slaves yourself, and beat your slaves, and stone a woman to death if she gets raped. There's plenty of things you can do!
7j8i9m 4 months ago
@7j8i9m LOL. Well you can't do normal decent things like . . . Hving sex with some one your not married too. O.o yeah. . . .I'm going to hell.
pigfarts100 4 months ago
I love the Tim Minchin real proud of himself cheeky smile.
pigfarts100 4 months ago 5
+++ for working Epicurus into it!
igeek1 5 months ago
What a genius! I think people underestimate his skills as a piano player. He is first-rate phenomenal! The meter changes, key accuracy, lyics WHILE HE'S playing bad ass piano parts = BAD ASS!
dafontenot 6 months ago 123
@dafontenot Heard his song: Dark Side? (Also a slightly suspicious title, but anyway) Great piano playing.
SjoerdWestenborg 4 months ago
@dafontenot Yes he is. And he is also a badass vocalist. His talent hides behind his funny lyrics, but he's an amazing musician.
800pieds 3 months ago
@dafontenot Like your skill to _hear_ this and your passion about it! :)
weltenschmid 3 months ago
these jeeews
IbnNero 7 months ago
My brother walked into my room, of course I thought it was my mum at first so I paused the video, forgot to hid the title...so my brother reads it as I quickly try to hide it.He then gave me an odd look and walked away quickly....Greeeaaat.
But Tim is still God.
kelseyhm 8 months ago 67
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kelseyhm 8 months ago
Haha, his voice breaks at 3:22
peanutbutterandelmo 8 months ago 2
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just another gay
sariharis 10 months ago
@sariharis Just another idiot...
Hellebron 7 months ago
@Hellebron
The idiot was only born by your mother
sariharis 7 months ago
@sariharis You two are brothers...?
Jala1250 7 months ago
Awesome
sidpit 1 year ago
lol i love this song
nahliam96 2 years ago