World's first film review in Klingon for new Star Trek movie

[tigermunky]

sounds like Mongolian.

[ZAKITASHI]

cgiiiiiii

[kirkheads]

Here's what I hope; they can do pretty much the same kind of thing they did with the last trek, just please, please, please... Stick with official Trek cannon, especially when it comes to Klingons! Before decoding what to do about the ridges(provided they will have Klingons in the next Trek) check with the cannon, there is a specific explanation why they did not have ridges in TOS. These were augments. And they got that way for a reason. There were only a certain amount of these Klingons, and t

[dantheman931]

See gee aaaaiiiiiiii...

[rzbk]

Hija! Qastah nug? tlhIngan Ghobe!

[ZardoZ84]

Today , I see a review in Klingon. My life has changed totally....

[bamapagedesign]

There should be an ultimate fan version that has a language dub in Klingon.

[johnbchavezii]

this is good

[MansonLove1301]

Why did he say "jIyaj" (I understand) when the subtitles said "Understand?"

I think that could be "bIyaj'a'?!" (You understand?!) "Dayaj'a'?" (You understand it!?") or just "yIyaj!" (Understand -it-!)

[MasterMacLeod]

The Klingon review does not feature scenes of the movie with Klingon subs or dubs.

FAIL!

[Altlander007]

very gooD! there aren`t feel thinks in real klingon in youtube.

Qaplaq!!!

[MyGiska]

Kuruttine! kajernt ! liberta tutemet gex inferiter.

Tux nady gunni potiomkin!

ralleio san, sant giusperro!

cuddu deu porceddu!

General CUlospaNaTo

[KlingonTeacher]

Sounds like Klingon, but it's not. Just a mix of Klingon words and sounds. Only Qapla' at the end is correct for "success".

[armyguy528]

I'm in agreement, this is butchered.

[lJohnnyTheFoxl]

fucking nerds!!!!!!!

[Chico1584]

I own the new JJ Abrams Star Trek on Blu ray. Awsome film, Ive watched all the extra features including deleted scenes where Nero is captured by the Kilingons...I have to say im not 100% on the new envisioning of the klingons with the face mask helmet thing.

[DoctorXTV]

He only put them on because of the Klingon ridges being abcent in TOS.

[Chico1584]

Oh i didnt know about the original series even though I love star trek i still havnt seen all TOS maybe il get that on dvd just to see the original Kirk seduce the original green women.

[DoctorXTV]

In the prequal series Enterprise, the Klingons lost their ridges, they were abscent for the next hundred yrs which included TOS. The Klingons ridges reappeared for Star Trek: The Motion Picture (1979). JJ said on the extra features that he put helmets on them to get around the ridge business...

[Chico1584]

Which do you prefer ridges or helmets? The helmets are cool.

[DoctorXTV]

I would like to see them in ther helmets again, JJ has no choice really - unless he shows them without ridges ??? I like the helmets, even though it makes the Klingons look like something from Planet Of The Apes...

[MikeSkullman]

Good work but their accent is off.

[kallemick]

they didnt say klingon the right way on klingon

[Deadpalladin]

This is genious... Pitty, their Klingon sucks... lol

[MisterMisc]

Star Trek XII: Klingons From Uranus

[kutuluu]

Klingons are best thing in Star Trek. Let's hope the next movie is all about them.

[JayEey]

Only if they look like Original series Klingons though.

[korwinblue]

The only reason why the Klingons in TOS look like they did was because they didn't have enough money. It was always Roddenbury's intention to give the Klingons rimmed foreheads.

[JayEey]

Yes I know that, but to be in keeping with canon they cant have ridges. In the 'Enterprise' time period (mid- 22nd century) the Klingons were infected with a virus containing augment human dna. This partially rewrote klingon dna giving them a more human appearance. Only by the time of TOS movies did the klingon dna start asserting itself. By TNG the Klingons were restored to their true physical appearance.

[HeartYukitty]

@kutuluu Klingons are fucking bastards,the scum of all space.

But I laughed my ass off when I saw the part on Star Trek of a Klingon saying that humans are ugly.

[Rotarrin]

@kutuluu

More importantly, let's hope the next movie is made by someone other than Jar Jar Abrams!

[rocketshipstud]

klingons eat worms! klingons suck worms! klingon women are dog humping  ugly!

[roneyII]

As mentioned by a previous commentor, it's not Klingon.

And Klingon *does* have a way to say "Star Trek". Look it up!

[Bulkrap]

Yeah....is there a Klingon word for "Get a freakin life?"

[kaptainkcg]

LOL.. I used to think the same thing about people who would do things like this.. but then I realized you can still have a life & enjoy doing goofy things for fun at the same time! Fun is Fun, don' t let others judge you for what you enjoy!

[rotocon]

Hov leng, literally "star journey"

[WerdnaFaz]

lmao!

[CameronMcCasland]

good stuff

[clownhe01]

star trek is shit its boring and trekkies need to get a fucking life or get laid or slit there wrist cause its all hype and every movie and episode is for fags.

[pellepetrus]

Pathetic troll is pathetic.

[sffilk]

This is a good-oh!  qaPla!

[LordShadrach]

QAPLA!!

[Tranchera]

cho luq goh hoch ghu

[qurgh]

They aren't even speaking Klingon. They are just making up sounds.

wa'maH ben tlhIngan Hol vIlo'choH 'ej tlhIngan Hol lujatlhlaHbe'. Do'Ha'. vuDwIj vInobDI' tlhIngan Hol lugh vIlo'.

[haircut1000]

Hahahahah...not even speaking Klingon. Geek.

[GEORDILINKA]

i they be speaking klingon

can you not follow the subtitles

[jcolville]

para'mont Hol jatlh 'a' ?

[PraiseDivineMercy]

LOL, I think it's cool you can tell.

I still enjoyed this a lot though.

Perhaps they just made it up rather than using terrible tlhlngan.

[diddleymaz]

love it!! and theyre Brits!!!!!!

[nippinghorse]

Fantastic! This should be shown on telly!

We Trekkies do not mind being a little nerdy!

Qapla!

[Mugshotz53]

yeah.. this is going to completely destroy the stereotype that Trekkies are not nerds.

[GEORDILINKA]

nice one grand dad klingon

dying you hair now

[xXmidnightEMOxcoreXx]

okay my Klingon is a little rusty but this was majQa'

[pronumeral1446]

Heh this is sweet.

[AmazingAaron1]

LOL Crazy!

[linksavetheday]

WOW awesome

[afterace]

haha GREAT !