Michael Phelps - Start Your Day On A High

[jonesyXP]

girl yo face is fineee, but u need to work on your comedy skills.

[NewbsGalore]

women these days

[beatmasterOG]

where is the fuking milk you twat!!!!

[coolman5242]

If you're going to make a video insulting an american hero, at least try! GEEZ!

[RandomStonerSociety]

I'd eat this cereal just for you haha your pretty fine ;)

[Artegr4]

That was a comedy?man...it sucks

[peterjussi]

well... i guess i would.

[blargh2blargh]

hell yes i would buy that cereal!

[hurricanebros]

That Cereal Had A Content Of 25% THC....

[Herbmasterflex]

proof that it is STILL a mans world...

[AcrylicOnion]

I'm kinda high right now, and can I just say..

WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT? It was awful!

It was so bad, it was hilarious.

[QCBEC]

...thats what happen when you dont try anything in ur life..well ur kind of right about the food that how i act ..but otherwise ur totaly wrong

[hotbloodedjk]

How much a hour. ? =B

[hitmybongplz]

give my minute of life back!

[baerpeck]

your voice is annoying, and your retarded for thinking weed will make you act stupid like that, unless thats how u normally act?

[mckinney456]

ur ugly

[kwakedesigns]

are you an aussi trying to do a yank accent?

pathetic

[SuperTomas666]

What... The...  Fuck?..

[esedreamer18]

two words

FUCK YOU

[dickson89]

you realize there is no milk right?

[ArtKnightDude]

Oh, WTF O.o

[BFKAnthony817]

Wow, that was so fucking unfunny. How the fuck did you get sponsored in the first place? I can understand joking around, but when you are the only one that thinks you are funny, it's time to leave the jokes to the real comedians.

R.I.P George Carlin.

[TheScienceguy77]

tits or gtfo it's common courtesy,

unfunny is as unfunny does

[oxycodonez]

its GMOS....case solved

[CarribeanBern]

If i was a liar, I'd tell everyone to watch this video

[TheStrangeKids]

that is so not good

[ThexPranksters]

Now in the top 5 worst videos to surface on the web.

[thatdamndaniel]

Wow I wish I had a girl that ate weed like you do.. that was some skills mass props lol

[superhumungo]

the only funny thng about this is the way you talk

[LoveWeedAffair]

wow..not funny at all

[jacksonroks]

this has an official sponsor and i don't understand why!!!!!

1 stars for confusing me and also for not trying to put in 3 more ounces of effort to try to make this funnier!

[valduredynastat]

what a whore

[cwilliams12121212]

so.......yeah....... you should probably kill yourself you dumb bitch

[psychonauttracks]

that was terrible

[RoadWarrior008]

actually yes, I would buy them. I'm high and you made that ceral look good and now I'm hungry.....*sigh*

[racenuke]

.....stop hating on micheal phelbs! i feel like the "leave brittney alone" guy... but srsly micheal is a great american... and becuase hes famous dosnt mean you should ENLARGE his mistakes... lets him learn and get on with your lifes!

[hurbangrower]

@racenuke Michael Phelps could have had some BALLS and said yeah I smoke cannabis for reasons many people don't understand and will never accept, so get off my back. But he was a scared coward. What does he care, he wouldn't have lost his main sponsors. Shit!

[rastastoner420]

dam not funny but you have beautiful eyes i thought i should point that out!

[lifegaurd]

you are fuckin retared and ugly get a life!

[Benjamoin]

your fucked

[trutennis15]

WTGDFF!!!

[BPence89]

Sarcastically pretending to not know that there are drugs hidden in your food stopped being funny a long time ago.

[jokerplainview]

Was this a serious attempt at humor or were you under the knowledge that you, as well as this video suck. Please tell me the latter.

[deceiver123m]

WTF????????

[extreeeeeemist]

she neeeeds a goooood bang session

[dusteast]

ugly and gay

[chrisrrus]

she actually makes me want to punch myself in the face

[skylinez747]

omg so stupid stop wastin ur time go find somethin better to do please

[Kachec1]

stupid

[melanieruark]

GREAT VIDEO

[Pu77iTTo1913RxN]

Bitch Bitch BITCHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH­HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

[atreuh11]

DUMB BITCH

[jamieeatworld182182]

by the way is everybody jealous of Michael Phelps or something? Just because he's one of the best athletes in the world doesn't mean hes not gonna make mistakes in his life :S Most people nowadays take some sort of mild drug like cannabis. Fuck sake

[BrettEats]

who said it was a mistake. ha

[deceiver123m]

YEAH!!!!!! weeeeeeeeed!!!!!!!!!

[tedsum]

girl u aren't just stupid u r ugly as well so i command u not to do any more clips it is booring and stupid for everyone !

[jessiejames2012]

thank you n well spoken lol

[dkro1856]

what the hell? Are you like trying to sound like adam sandler from the water boy or are you fucking retarded like no joke wtf?

dumb video

[dreamtheater39]

dumb bitch!

[NJM55555555]

lol

[JessicaAnneIsBored]

What The Fuck You Aren't Even Funny.

[PyRoMaNiA15]

woooah guys whats going on?

why is everyone being soooo rude?

[oscaringolilingo]

I know, these people are being very rude without a good reason. I mean, I don't think it's funny either but that's no reason to lose it and go insulting somebody, that's very uncivilized.

[jerodirwin66]

its stupid fucks like u who make this story all fucked up. he was smoking cannabis. its a plant that grows in the ground. it wasn't steroids or crack, stupid fuckin cunt

[becs2626]

FREAKY BITCH.

[sirclif]

This bitch is retarded.

[imflyinn]

your embarrassing yourself

[videogamem34]

so whats the point of this video.....?

it was kinda retarded -.-;;

[weakness123456]

your a dick. that video was completely ridiculous!

[nicknoober]

She sounds like a bitch

[notnoah]

SHUT THE FUCK UP.

[Musicman1243]

Honey stop talking it's turning off all the hard work your eyes and hair are doing ;)

[Slothkidd5]

you suck you bitch

[HTOVILLA6]

chinga tu madre puta

[awt1989]

haha that was funny i wouldnt buy it but i would buy her

[mack10dobie]

wow that was REALLY GAY

[JoeNo33]

Cute!...My new tune "Amsterdam(I Grow the Best Pot in the World) on JoeNo33...

[emilymittelmark]

aaahhhaaa i love this

[KouKenafin]

I would use plenty of condoms if we ever hung out

[49er323]

this fukin sucks

[dee10]

your HOT!!!

[Scottieb1031]

Well thats not funny at all....Hit the bottom on that one. Our boring charts are at an all time high. This is like a funny recession. There should be laws against being that lame punishable by being forced to watch your own shitty youtube videos

[street2fighter]

I would recommend practicing this different voice a little more before making a video, because you talk too slowly and i lost interest bye

[bassplayer140]

I would recommend practicing this different voice a little more before making a video, because you talk too slowly and i lost interest bye

[JamieSandhu]

Freak?

[figueeugif]

mo mamen....

[narutonamizake]

thats not her real voice idiot. watch a diff vid.

[TheNamesHeydn]

what the fuck is wrong with your voice

you sound like a 6 yr old with a speech problem...

[cube04]

such a waste - she is even not pretty

[jjfien]

i'm sure your a real prize to look at yourself. In fact, I'd wager if she met you irl, she probably wouldn't even give you the time of day. fuckin' nerd.

[whiteguysamurai]

Ugh.

[edgarking11]

Please stop your videos. They are a waist of time. SPAM!

[guitarsteve6190]

you're an asshole. you go win 12 medals for your country, and then and only then do you have the right to comment on the specifics of being a role model. We all have flaws, and I'm sure you've got way more than he.

[mrsphelps18]

whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa­aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat­?!

[footballfreak5557]

wooooooow ur lcky ur hot or i would have liike done klicked of this vid but ur pretty hot so its ok

[robeeetro]

y do u have to act retarded. but if ur implying theres weed in the cereal then yes i would buy it

[SergeantGlass]

lol nice

[jarviadam]

LOL......this bitch does need help.

[dogdrool01]

go fuck yourself. your not funny.

[shoegooguru]

(I came in your cereal...that is the fine taste you cannot get enough of!!! Tastes even better if you bend over while you eat 'it').

[shoegooguru]

leetheG6: Ha! Great response. (: Just for one year it would be nice if people got busted for NOT having pot in their posession! THEN all the paranoids would know what the hell they are so afraid of. Unless they are even dumber than they sound. 'Pot doesn't hurt people...stupid PEOPLE hurt people'. Smoke on bro! Check out Barry Cooper(drug cop turned pot /smoke/posession rights advocate!)

I support YOUR right to get stoned!!!!!!!

[bananafix]

they already put appetite stimulators in cereal. msg now comes in ten flavors.

[Nannada1212]

Oh hellls yes

lol

[tracetx133]

yes

[thaLUVERLYmckinley]

What the hell was that. . . .dear god, this woman needs help

[OhEmGeeMason]

FUCK U

[brideath]

too bad there isn't a zero stars option

[TuMNepHaceS]

lol

[HotDamnTV]

dear god

kill yourself immediately

[ecvia1]

ROFL! Loved it!!! You do a great job - funny as hell - style, originality, creativity, looks - you got it all! :-)

I have a phelps video if you get around to it.

Keep up the funny/great stuff!  5 stars.

[kthekid]

What? your a hoower? so is Michael Phelps.

[ilovecrayons123]

ahahahaha

[MitsuLipton]

you're horrible.

[rpotech]

i dont know why it would make u even watn to finish the whole bowl... pot isn't an addictive substance....

[101xox101]

who told you that crap?

[refuckulate420]

Why is it crap? Its true.

[skipidydooda92]

Are you trying to imply pot IS addictive, because if you are you're a dumb ass

[PrincessSunlynn]

theres like a surprise in the bottom of da bowl! xD

[happyyoda121]

That cereal is like those brownies you had at that party that one night.

[burntheskies]

whats in teh cereal. suffering.

[seaghdh]

weedies!

[advocater]

i think u r retarded!!

[Bludvayne411]

You might be the most retarded person on the face of the mother fucking earth.. but you're hot, so will you marry me?

[TomSoprano44]

you don't need to eat that to look good you already look good or should i say great your gorgeous Luv Ya xxxxx :)

[whiteninjaz88]

good idea, poorly shot and acted. could have been funnier. besides that's a waste what she did to it.

[LastScorpio84]

got some nice DSL's

[dhfdfhdfh]

DSL?

[riverjustin]

Your suppose to smoke that cereal! hehe It is a new way to get the good bud in the country:)

[jamanursula]

colon blow!!! hahaha nice one binkie !!

[Unegawahali]

She is so fine!

[boilerplate]

This is one of those cunts that piles makeup on their face to hide the fact that they're a hideous, pock-marked beast.

[bahraouik]

Can you just stop this and give me your anal cherry ?

[draconite]

facepalm.jpg

[xbuffy]

was that supposed to be funny?

[BinkieMcFartnuggets]

I prefer a bowl of Colon Blow in the mornings, that's like putting a rocket in your tank. You'll have enough gas to power an Apollo mission.

[vinceISaDYKEwhore333]

just shut the fuck up and show some titty

[ceelife]

lol thats funny

[QuietForm]

This wasn't even funny/entertaining.

[andrewnonymous]

agreed

[MrNaughtyHands]

i thought this was funny regardless of what everyone else is sayin..if there is anything i understand it is sarcasm lol...good stuff

[onofre45]

very not funny

[dochronic]

very not funny.

[dans1121]

not funny

[cloudzack1090]

wow, the guy gets his picture taken smoking out of a bong back in 2004 when he was in university. The dude 8 fricken gold medals.

[latech1116]

Legalize weed. It's much less harmful than alcohol. Buzz juice makes people violent and behave excessively. Leafy highs merely generate music appreciation, laid back desires, fun just sitting around. Lived in the 60's & 70's. Life was better then. No stimulus packages. No "o" 'trying' to run a country he's no business running. Disaster ahead.

[FearTheVest]

Completely idiotic. 2 stars instead of 1 just because you're cute.

[scar3crow1]

i wrote you a pome dream lady...

you look so lovely, eating your michael phelps cerial...

let me pour my milk, in your bowl of cerial...

you look so high, eating your cerial...

let me put my kush in your bowl...

I want to eat you, like you were cerial...

smoke my blunt and hold it deep, but baby, baby please dont spit.

[sslusshy]

wtf

[mrglazedonut2u]

So, so distasteful, dude!! I believe you're on the wrong website.

[clearpancho]

I really dont think there is anything wrong with smoking weed. Even if your Phelps

[psemasko]

Legalizing weed would be good. I don't even smoke anymore, but I can see the benefits.

[redtail5]

what benefits would having a bunch of pot heads running around in public? lets keep it illegal so they can still do it, just out of the way

[jakesbog]

same here. i dont smoke anymore but i see benefits economically, as far as taxing it and people who go to jail because of it that we pay taxes for. i still don't think it should be legalized because all of the new weed smokers since it would be legal would go on to hardcore drugs. like going from cigs to marijuana, etc. as far as our economic condition, we could use it right now.. wouldn't be too bad :-p.

[mrglazedonut2u]

Go on to hard drugs? Excuse me? Watching too many drug czar commercials? I smoke pot, don't drink, not a drop, don't do DRUGS, no prescription meds, am self employed, married with kids, tax payer, not in debt, (home cars toys PAID for), great health. Ganja has medical benefits, can become textiles. Leads to harder drugs?? Pleeaze!! The gateway to hard drugs is one's own mind, it's not the green!! You have just been re-indoctrinated. Peace2U!!

[timclassic]

I could not agree more!!!!

[mrglazedonut2u]

Why, thank you!! Peace2U!!

[afrothunder77]

Whoever wrote this sketch must have been stoned out of their mind. Really lame. Phelps is the most decorated athlete EVER, who cares if he smoked in college. Whoever it was that sold that picture to the tabloids is a total ass

[redtail5]

Who cares?

[ednbv]

Take one for the team Jill, Crunch n munch another bunch Better yet, share some with us too. Feelin that vibe now......

[jmmd67]

WOW YOU ARE A DORK!

[powerslavex04]

whats the problem with legalization. it wouldnt change anything. 1 out of 2 people smoke, or have smoked pot, and there are currently 70 million self proclaimed marijuana smokers in the country. ok, thats nearly a third of the country. tell me how it would effect the country if weed was legalized.

[Imagitv]

Nice work.

[Composer1777]

mildly funny.  Phelps sucks dick

[gcdcjccc]

sweetheart, you may be hot , but you're stupid. NOW GET LOST

[acousticriffer]

is that a southern accent or are you just retarded?

[RedQueenHakai]

Haahahaha, cute.

[philblunt420]

wake and bake

[toohuman90]

WTF why does she talk all wierd? Is she autistic or something?

[chrisnaruto94]

y do people care about phelps doing pot anyway

its his life he can do watever people just need to shut up like the retard u see in this video

[chunk9791]

get off his dim u aint done shyt ur whole life now ur trying to become famous cus he smoked a blunt, eat a dik

[PokeAlotaSmot420]

this bitch is dumb stop talkin like a retard and phelps is the shit

[seanboy80]

Wonder what she was really eating. That looked pretty close to the real thing.

[vdubs4life1964]

Phelps is a victim of the press.. If we actually cared about our heros, this would have never made the news. He should have gotten help privately. If I were him, I would melt down my gold metals and make Amsterdam coins out of them. If my country did this to me, I would never swim for the USA again. Smoking cigs or drinking alcohol would have been ok I guess.. Since pot has never killed a soul.. Dont you just love double standards? Congrats America! Way to go!

[DracoOccisor]

it's illegal for a reason. Never killed anyone, but would America be a better place without it? Yes. So pretending to care about America was the wrong way to end your paragraph.

[juneadams]

Hmmm.... it what way would legalizing Marijuana harm America? Lower crime rates (no more underground dealers), you know how much you could tax it for? Explain to me please because I'm honestly dying to know.

[DracoOccisor]

its not legal BECAUSE the government cant tax it. The underground would continue, with only a small percentage buying legally. if i can sell the same product for less than a convenience store, in such a way that's gone on for the last 15 years, why would it end being legalised?

[alexovie]

If the government could mass produce, market, and distribute weed, there would be no money in it for illegal dealers. The gov. would price it so that dealers could not make a profit. Illegal drug dealers would abandon trying to illegally sell something that is legal and move on to cocaine, heroin, ex, etc. where they could make a profit. It is simple economics. When was the last time you bought bootlegged alcohol? Or non illegal cigarettes?

[a7x311fan]

Why would America be a better place without marijuana? Please tell me, because I've never seen one negative effect of the "drug" except making square's and fag's like yourself say stupid shit about it when you mother fuckers probably haven't even tried smoking it to begin with. So next time you want to talk shit, do a little research first by actually trying it. You never know, you might even like it!

[DracoOccisor]

Sorry, i'm not that weak.

Reality is easy enough anyway. Silly teenager.