Game Fails: Halo Reach "Now, now... Perfectly symmetrical violence never solves anything"

[BFfan100]

No, it was not symmetrical. The blue was lying down while the red was lying up.

[crazychri1]

the red spartan reminds me of Han Solo

[snake117ful]

draw

[SuperGT240]

wat



[MrMysteryGuest1]

Fail for Red & Blue, Win for the viewers!

[CozyBryan47]

Like this comment if you pressed on 480p, even tough it didn't help much.

[RockStar5132]

death the kid would be proud

[EchoEpsilon]

See? Red and Blue aren't so different after all.

[dragonmerc0]

hmmmmmmm

[pjl2413]

Death the Kid would indeed be proud... Until he realized the two dead bodies were.not the same color.

[Gurakaaa]

@pjl2413 Yeah, he'd also realize that one body fell face down, and the other fell face up. xD

[H31110there]

kid would be proud

[babbit09]

The red hit the blue guy first and the blue got a few more seconds before getting to go to heaven.

[spankthezebra]

We are exactly the same, we know each others moves. Therefore, I have the upper hand.

HAAAAAAAYAH ! BANG! xD

[organicSquirrels]

like the reference lol

[ooDarkghostoo]

ha... Futurama Reference.

[Ag0rak]

@AuronVincent I was thinking the exact same thing! LOL

[sqall1893]

no its not the red guy fires first

[QuadfishTym]

Farnsworth ftw

[jakeiss10]

Anyone else get that Futurama reference?

[00411392]

@jakeiss10 Good News everyone!

[rjmcaan]

Sincrownized killing deadly sport

[akumaten]

Chiri Kitsu from Zetsubou Sensei would enjoy this (especially the violence)

[StaraziaSelin66]

who shot first?

[Mystyrio001]

SYMMETRICAL DOCKING fail.

[JordanCanton]

Has anyone else realized that the title is a futurama reference?

[samisaname]

Okay. I go watch some halo reach fail, and then look at the comments only to find people arguing about food. What a strange world this is....

[OmNomNommingOnSouls]

@samisaname IKR???

[Thedarkknight65]

Ok, Who put the Potato on Swordbase

[emoknight24]

@AuronVincent lol soul eater

[diggy855]

in soviet Russia this is normal maths lesson.......

[BeepItsSean]

Futurama reference!!! :D

[S0M0NE45]

220p wee meet again

[BrownGaijin]

I shot you first!

Nah ah!

[FrizzeySistas]

death the kid woul hate being in halo reach. all the dead bodys no symmetrical.it would be a disater!

[Kayokak]

technically red should have been alive. he shot first... but lag gave blue a kill too :/

[pcfix33]

This happened to me yesterday

[XxBentot06xX]

@AuronVincent Soul Eater FTW :D

[boredom1000]

this happens all the time.

slow fails day?

[Markis2bi4]

So does this count as a double fail or what?

[Talamaar]

Fu...

Sion...

HA!

[NaISxoNeR]

as RWJ once said, FOR THE LOVE OF GOD GREEDO DIDNT SHOOT FIRST!

[rpbal24]

i think it is fake



[BXisAWOL]

I literally do this almost ever game of SWAt I play. Why is this special?

[cody739]

Good news everyone!

[wxyzabcd]

The title of the video was quoted from Futurama.

[ZOFFMANDUDE]

I hate swat magnums

[Someonece]

video resolution... 

[TheKilogram1000]

It solves everything, their is now no one to fight with, or anything to fight about even yourself.

[SuperAustinFTW]

My oven has a better camera. 

[NUCRAZY7]

@SuperAustinFTW well it should cause this is a recorder not a camera

[wille8353]

@SuperAustinFTW  dats one nice oven ....

[XKrules]

@SuperAustinFTW Your oven has a camera!? Where'd you get your oven from? A camera built in to the oven would be so convienent for cooking :3 To check, we just look at the screen it's hooked up to instead of opening the oven up! :D

[SuperAustinFTW]

@XKrules IKEA! That bitch has everything!

[Zarzarcon]

Futurama reference FTW!

[sukinorules]

@AuronVincent XD Never thought I would find Soul Eater references here.

[DaCruHunter]

So dumb. Red Shot first LAAAG

[Sierra4Delta]

was this recored with a toaster?

[ArbiterHunter]

Kid would be proud =")

[Tripleat117]

That could have not been timed any more perfectly xD

[THeAAPPLEFreak]

Taken with a toaster

[kiwirar]

@THeAAPPLEFreak

Rather a potato.

[dragonzee123]

Close enough.

[KrmsnShadow]

@AuronVincent Oh god soul eater reference thank you thank you and merry chirstmas

[N00b4M1nin]

The red shot first, and takes damage before the blue even fires, but the blue takes damage and is on the ground before the red, so not symmetrical.

[DearS0ciety]

this doesnt even deserve an upload

[flameonboi]

its... perfect (;A;)

[Silvad0r]

Alright, places everyone. Aaaaand ACTION! Come into the room, good, good. Now turn and face each other, aim... aaaand DIE!

CUT! That's a wrap.

[NeledIthil]

This happen all the time when you play on Swat.

[JoninJordan]

Its like the scene from Rocky, except these guys shot each other, LOL

[umGregg]

Yes Futurama ftw!

[SuperAgoogoo]

this is a new olimpic game for the summer sycronized shooting

[joejoerg]

Wow! This has never happened before.

[GRENTHSNOOB]

Hey I'm calling you... I want my Tomato back...

[looper7159]

Futurama reference

[TLOxTigrex]

And this is y halo online sucks although at least they dont just forget get about the other dude because the host has a shit connection

[merchent343]

This video looks like it was recorded with a cucumber.

[WRXJoey1]

@merchent343 That makes no sense 

[Sisco291]

@merchent343 what do u have against cucumbers?

[inuasha1142]

@merchent343 a cucumber has a higher resolution then this



[iToasterFace]

@merchent343 What since when could cucumbers record.

Mine don't do shit.

Where do you get your cucumbers from?

[ktk44man]

@iToasterFace SCIENCE!

[trilorden]

@merchent343 That's blasphemy! We all know the only kind of vegetable able to record is the potato!

[ninjaslaya321]

@trilorden BUT A PATATO ISNT A VEGETABLE, ITS A STARCH

[SuperSharpShot2247]

@ninjaslaya321 Sorry to burst your bubble, but according to congress potatoes are veggies now. Pizza to. So now all the fat people eating pizza and french fries are eating vegetables ^_^

[halofreak908]

@merchent343 no it wasnt! it was recorded with a PICKLE get the difference man.

[BlueChestnutz]

Lol

[madman101ish]

respawn in 3... 2... 1...

*red gets spawned on blue team* *blue gets spawned on red team*

red and blue: 0_0 well... shit *both get killed by the opposed team*

[Devdragon66]

death the kid would be proud

[Tooopper]

@Devdragon66 At least their death was beautiful...

[DJTLaC]

Time space continuum, suck it.

[scottyhopscotch]

The real fail is the video quality.

[Mills3y1]

This happens all the time in swat game modes. Its nothing special.

[MurdocLC]

OMFG! Wow.

[letsgoiowa]

This is basically all that happens in SWAT...

[icefire1316]

Greedo shot fairst

[ninjasquirrelsrock]

This happens to me all the time

[MuchDRACO]

@bl00dwatters Grow up

[TheShottyCutScene]

@bl00dwatters Shut up.

[kingofgood0000]

did yo film this with a potato

[cloudMAN75]

QUICK DRAW!

[Tearonex]

hahaha Futurama reference....

[MaverickhunterXZero]

DOUBLE KILL!

[LTLucario96]

Who shot first ?

Han or Greedo?

[Darkdayzz]

@LTLucario96

Han, obviously...if greedo shot first, then Han would be dead!

[MonkeyDBetcha]

@LTLucario96 Greedo, Han just knew it was coming and moved his head as Greedo pulled the trigger

[theepicvideosrcomin]

@LTLucario96 The air, it's always the air.

[n00bswillruleall]

@LTLucario96 han duh

[BurnedPh33r]

@LTLucario96 Im settling ant debate about that. Greedo shot first. But being the jack-ass that he is, he missed a target 2 feet away from him. Han being his cool natural self shot with perfect aim under the table.

[LastSpartan7]

@LTLucario96 actually i think neither did i think they pretty much screwed themselves that way (and yes i know your making a joke sorta at least i think you are)

[GIApocalypse]

@LTLucario96 Red (Han) shot first!!!

[10tmoore]

@LTLucario96 greedo then he issed so han shot him

[cheif6699]

@LTLucario96 i think han

[Stoffer947]

@LTLucario96 "And for the love of God, Greedo didn't shoot first!!" xD

[darkshadows14]

its funnier with shotguns

[allball103]

This happens to me aaaall the time.

[krseps371]

lol what a stupid way to die.

[Blackout5871]

Red: Pac.

Blue: Biggie!

*Both pull the trigger and die*

Thumbs up if you get the reference.

[hammertimeCE]

@Fuby803 The rest of the internet does not approve of your anti-meme protest.

[hm77065]

Wow. This happens to me all the time in swat

[JGooden762]

WHHOOOAAAAAA!!!! HAHA!

[Krinjh]

ive had this happen in black ops with sniper rifles

[ewall]

Death the Kid would be proud

[bob18thspartan]

Thumbs up if you read the title in his voice!

[thecryingsoul]

kid would have been proud

[MedicOnDutyVids]

I guess this is the perfect example why in case of a draw, the defender does not win lol. Silly Risk rules...

[EnsiferuM2009]

i see what you did there

[Plzpetmyrooster]

Well Death the Kid would argue otherwise...

[RockBandTuber96]

DRAW! *both die* It's a draw.

[harrygrif]

red shot first

[Pmiddo10]

Symmetry, Death the Kid would be proud :3

[Outtamytree]

how is that a fail its happens all the time

[MartiansfromUranus]

Death to all reds!

Death to all blues!

CHAAAAAAARGE!

[KNKProductionsUSA]

Red was like I can fall faster!

[TheGear45]

I guess he took a bullet to the knee

[ninjaheartt]

@TheGear45 no. the meme is dead.

[kingdomracthet]

@ninjaheartt then you took an arrow to the meme =0

[ninjaheartt]

@kingdomracthet no really, its dead

[745kiryu]

Kid would be proud

[RIkid14]

@745kiryu yay! Soul Eater reference!

[Tailsmilespower]

Synchronized dying is a new sport. I give them an 8.

[grindor11]

Viva la Resolution

[xboxmaniac424]

YOU RE WRONG SYMMETRY SOLVES EVERYTHING

[Arzaker]

how many times has that happened to me with melee

[gayporn6923]

I fuck sheep

[Redghost124]

@gayporn6923 lol shut up jay ;D

[AntiNukeLlama]

But that happens all the time

[ArcticWolf125]

epic

[christianryanchan]

Now that was funny

[Jedibigfoot]

why dose this happen to me so much lol

[SuperDethclock]

I didn't know Leela A and Leela 1 played halo :o

[TheHooDooer]

@SuperDethclock Futurama reference. You just won the entire internet

[Dragonpit]

Great. Can you do it again?

[JLtheking2]

But greedo shot first!

[React0rElite]

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[DesolisStormreaver]

Of course Reach Physics allow the blue guy to get a kill, even though the red clearly shot first ...

[mokajones74]

@DesolisStormreaver as long as the shot is fired. the bullet aint gonna disapeer when ur dead, something CoD still doesnt seem to understand.

[GabrielKnightz]

two wrongs never made a fight!

[halobrick]

The only fail I see is the toaster he used to record this.

[OpinionatedAussie]

You like me to believe that, wouldn't you blue? Or should I say...EVILUE!

[ChojiAkmichiGoblinIV]

49-49 *POW!!* Game... over, Chuck Norris WINS!

[Minyme2000]

I see the PVR Toaster is back up and running.

[PiranhaPlaza]

Damn! I got to get me one of these recording potatoes I see so often in gamefail videos!

[ERR0R9O9]

Recorded via Potato

[NeoStele]

@ERR0R9O9 I had no idea GLaDOS was capable of recording in that state...

[ERR0R9O9]

@NeoStele your Comment! is so gold! Portal GOLD!

[NeoStele]

@ERR0R9O9 Wow, thanks! I didn't expect a response, let alone one that was so positive. Tell your friends about me! :D

[ERR0R9O9]

@NeoStele lol :P

[forcytk]

If the score was tied 49 to 49 which team would win in this case? The sheilds flare at the same time. They hit the ground at the same time. I really wonder how the game would pick the victor in this one.