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  • awesome 

  • the top two comments confuse the shit out of me.

  • I've beat the game on easy now on doing it on normal I went on chapter select and started from duke lives the first mission now I'm on the shrunk machine will I unlock all the cheats when I've beat the game on chapter select or will I have to go on new game and start again on normal

  • I have it but I'm rather disappointed to be honest.

  • This is a horrible game it should be rated adults only

  • I Found A Glitch In The Demo:

    On Highway Battle Part 2

    Then When You Run Out Of Gas:

    Jump On The Left Back Tire On The Car And You Will Automaticly Jump.... Like 30 Meters And When You Land, You Die.

  • Balls of steel!!

  • How big was this video File?

  • from 8:55 to 9:05 was a blowjob? lol

  • That awkward moment when the top two comments are exact opposite opinions.

  • Conflicting top comments?

  • song at 21:15

  • duke looks like the guy off of biohazard

  • @jackchamp33 Wesker? Difference is, I'm pretty sure Duke came before Resident Evil/Biohazard

  • Go Duke Do !! your ever stay alife to kill at this morron aliens and to fuck wit your girl :O ever and ever DuKe Rulez

  • WHATSWITHALLTHEGOODGUYS?DUKENU­KEMISTHEONLYGOODGUYINDUKENUKEM­ANDHESBADASS

  • he is sooooo badass!

    HEIL NUKEM!

  • DOES ANYONE NOTICE THE HALF LIFE 2 CROSS HAIR LOL

  • Duke, really? How is your alcohol tolerance so low?

  • I came here because of toby

  • Jack Nicohlson shoukl have voiced duke

  • stop playing with Sh**!

  • it has it's bad sides... but was a good game, so shut up abot,"this game sucks"

  • wats up with the top comments one say game sucks one says games awesome

  • "was the game good duke?", "Yea, but after 12 fuckin' years, IT SHOULD BE!" best line ever.

  • I like the 2 top comments.

  • WHERES THE LOWER HALF AND KINKY SHIT STILL GAME LOOKS OK BUT NOT MY STYLE

    SORRY FOR CAPS

  • .. :fuckthatshit: Doom 4, please.

  • "Time to stop pissin' around and get this big guy into action."

    I thought I was the only one who said "pissin' around." :D

  • I liked this game, although i wasnt to crazy when it came out, waited so long that i forgot about this game, i just seen in the Extras clips from videos from 1998, 2001, 2003, 2006 and 2007 and all are Duke Nukem and there are all diferent, what happened to all those games? did they decided to mix them all into this Duke Nukem? will we ever get to play those older games that never came out?

  • game sucked, thumbs up if you remember the good old games

  • @GhettoBlaster100 No i don't remember any of that shit so shut up and stop bothering the Top comments tab

  • @jtoeg cool trolling bro

  • @jtoeg its because you're 12, fuck off please

  • @GhettoBlaster100 it was good in its own ways so shut your stinking mouth

  • haha this gun that makes em smaller made me laugh

  • should I pay $20 for this game or what? I have like 7 games on my backlog. Think this will drop to $10?

  • @trancedsailor its 10 dollars on steam right now

  • "Three boobs? Nice!" - Paul (movie)

  • Holy crap if this was actually a fight between Duke Nukem and Chuck Norris i say...... WAIT A MINUTE

  • Could you please add me as a friend or mabye subscribe? thanks a lot man. I need help becomeing popular.

  • No wonder it's M, everything a parent hates :3

  • Duke Nukem must take place pretty far in the future if he plans to run for the 69th presidency of the U.S, considering Obama is only the 44th.

  • I love this game so much!

  • best game forever!!

  • Duke Nukem feature film is coming, We already have an actor for the lead, please come vote on our site, for who you want filling Duke's boots. The votes WILL be shown to the studio wwwdukenukemmoviepollcom

  • I have a quick question, I was thinking of getting this but ive seen that its down to £10 in the shops already and that seems too cheap in such a short time. Why is it so cheap so quickly?

  • "Drinking beer makes you stronger"

    This game is beyond stupid.

  • @LossOfEternal

    It's not trying to be something that you are not.

  • thumbs up if your watching this during the ads

  • LOL AT 08:49 U CAN HEAR THE GIRL CHOCKIN ON UR DICK XD

  • WHATS THAT SONG AT THE END

  • American....

  • @phudn pretty much...why? European im guessing lmao.

  • Have you ever tried "BEACH BUBBLES 2" on Xbox 360 indies games?

    it's a amazing game !

  • I just bought this game today, I wont listen to another reviewer at gamespot(dot)com ever again, THIS GAME IS AWESOME :D

  • Im sorry but who would want to be duke nukem? Have you seen him jump in front of a mirror?? Try it...

  • Tap Space = ?! "Reinvent SpaceBar?!"

  • @AlfTqhRoussfe1 ANSWER!

  • Itz a shame 12 yrs gone to waist

  • @redxephos90 Whose waist?

  • duke reminds me of my uncle phil

  • the reason it looks like this is because they started making it 12 years ago.

  • Thumbs up if this game is AWESOME!!!

    

  • @ProGamersWorld I thought everyone hated it (I personally haven't played it.)

  • @ProGamersWorld 2monts and only 8 vote up... well thats tell everything

  • i never meant my comment srry i'm just a dumb little kid. srry i need to go put on my diaper now and play sum moar CoD.

  • What kind of sick mother F### pick ups wet feicies

  • What I like about this game, is it dosen't take things seriously, this game dosen't want to blow everybody out of the water with graphics or new gameplay, just and Fps that wants to have pure action and funny jokes with Duke, that what it was with 3D, and thats is what Duke will always be!

  • @summer80177 speak some proper english

    

  • this game has no classic touch to it graphics are good but i would rate it mediocore they should have made duke stick out instead of being in the backround this time. and a fresh topic for the game would have been welcomed overal not the worst shooter i played

  • Duke Nukem > Chuck Norris

  • glad YT added a skip add button

  • WTF is he doing to that pig cop at 21:41?

  • looks kinda crappy ...

    but idk

  • @13andincradiblycutt I don't think so.

    

  • ROCK

    

  • BEST GAME IN THE UNIVERSE!!!!

  • this will be the best game!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • hah lol this is a rip off all the games to make fun of them lol edf red faction profet crysis halo armour LOL

  • Duke is Timmy from the Whitest Kids U' Know when he shits his pants during a meeting and pulls it out.

  • lool i would play this game for the jokes, which game allow u to pick up shit. thats genius! lool

  • Duke must be relative with Dude (from Postal)

  • 21:53 Vic Rattlehead?

  • I was 6 when dukenukem3d came, and that game is STILL a legend.

    You new age, mainstream young people here who were't on this planet when doom serie, quake and dn3d came don't know shit about SHIT, ok. so SHUT the fuck up!

    Hail to the king... fuck the mainstream!

  • @TheDiamond123123 I wasn't alive for Doom... but it's still my #1 favorite game.

  • howdy ho it's mr hankey the christmas poo from south park

  • alien slayer nice

  • D: hes pickign up poop

  • did they rip off halo 1 just a little 5:60-6:14

  • hey mediacows, who won this contest? just wondering. thanks

  • finaly a good xbox keygen: /watch?v=FebKB7r3puQ

  • duke nukem will never get old

  • I wish you found the turd in the toilet!

  • LOOOL at the end when he tryed to pull the tusks off the monster

  • Why do reviewers give this game such a bad score? This was great when I played it, and I never played any other Duke Nukem before.

  • @fonkymaster Why? Becuase Trollers.......are gonna troll

  • best intro ever!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! <3

  • Fuck i LOVE this game!!!

  • badass. 'nuff said. :P

  • Duke Nukem hell yeah!!

  • the only way im going to enjoy this game is by playing it on the hardes difficulty

  • whats wrong with picking up someone elses shit and thowing it at a wall i do it ALL THE TIME XD

  • 09:27 Wtf a Dukemobile!!? Sick!

  • That game looks badass, but this looks funny as hell when duke pick up fece piece of poo...

  • PC please :P

  • @serranoricky76 You trolling it wrong, son.

  • 14:50 mind me if I think that explosion looks rather crappy.

  • game of the year defenitly , sorry for my bad english :S

  • Still don't get what you have to do at 08:05 when he climbs up on that monster.. i keep tappiing space but it doesnt do anything

  • lol at 17:06 the phrase that should be under the button displayed on the screen is missing FAIL it says that that phrase is missing LOL

  • i like this game bcuz its lik not try hard its lik playin around an havin fun (: like bulletstorm

  • press like if you just waana be like duke have sex all the time kik alien but go to strip clubs he has everything his a god press like if you aggre

  • Awesome game. But the bubble gum line came from the movie: THEM

  • 21:53 "Hell, I'd still hit it."

    Eww Duke, how could you hit something like that?

  • @outlawstar15a2 He's a real man.

  • @outlawstar15a2 He meant with his fist.

  • @outlawstar15a2 I know I couldn't but I could thumb up your comment!

  • @outlawstar15a2 Well of course he is going to hit it right upside its stupid head.Duke dont take no shit from anyone,or thing.Including big alien queens with three titties.

  • @outlawstar15a2

    enough beer... will make u be able to hit anything in this game lol

  • @outlawstar15a2 He picked up a turd....

  • the video started and get to the good part then advertisement... FUCK! lol

  • Lawdy, the game starts out with him taking a piss. Thats pretty bad ass. Not all games have to be serious. This game happens to be great and its funny as hell.(:

  • good video

  • duke kick's ass

  • is really laggy. no fluid motion.

  • It's better to uncensored the women part! Except for the aliens very creepy O_O

  • This just the game demo

  • Idk why people hate thisgame, Games are not always serious. This has alot of funny material in it

  • Borderlands

  • only game where u can pee

  • fuckin awesome game.

    who dislike cant understand the true meaning of a game like this.

  • @ricktonshipper 3 days later it crashes and turns out it was huanted

  • @ricktonshipper Now a days you can probably get one at gamestop for 10$ and a pack of gum.

  • Why was this delayed like 32541354 times..?

  • Duke Nukem soud like a pun for " Dude, nuke them!"

  • HKAHAHA what kind of sick motherfucker would pick up shit on his own hand???

  • they don't know that he picked up a piece of shit before using their markers

  • man i loved duke nokem ever since nintendo 64

  • 152 are out of gum...

  • 5:40 to 5:43 thats what she said XD

  • The Video Its .... God :D

  • haha hes getting a blowjob LMAO

  • Ass kicking and bubble gum chewing...

  • xbox 360 plz :)

  • The game is amazing!!!

  • @Sharpshoota725 14 years to work on details, No this game is horrible because it claims to be nostalgic but its really a bad modern day fps.why is duke carrying just two guns, i thought you could carry more than that in old school fps. the only reason why people are playing this game is cuz it has Duke Nukem in it. really if gearbox had any respect for duke he wouldnt be picking up shit with his bear hands in this game

  • I remember playing Duke Nukem as a kid, so fun.

  • Beware

    THATS GENIUS

  • 360 Please

  • Media Cows I am your biggest fan i have watched alot of your walkthroughs you are the greatest.

  • How does this game suck?

  • awesome game

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  • Duke Nukem

  • is this a good game? please anser

  • Died laughing when he said," It's good!!!!"

  • looks shit.

  • @kelstewart so do you.

  • @XS2KILLER1 So... You do too.

  • i died whe he said "id still hit it"

  • 03:50 picking up shit, oh yeah!

  • of course you get 69 ammo when you pick it up -_-