HOW TO BE A GREAT YOUTUBER!!!!!!!1!

[Quaffleface07]

Your whole intro was a parody of ijustine, and the rest described Shane Dawson.

[thescotishawesome]

Whenever I watch old youtube videos I feel like I'm going back in time.

[BunnyWithSunglasses]

haha smosh !

[meipandafan]

you just described everyone whatthebuck video ever

[pbjellybeanful]

Ray William Johnson! haha 

[AtotheJperez]

hayley ur awesome

[xLucyWeasleyx]

I would love a HayleyGHoover T-shirt :p

[Ben0Pk]

YESSSSSS this video is so true. Almost ever YouTube "celebrities" do this. I'm not subscribed to any of them.

[samplingrate]

That was so meta...

So, in this comment, I will be explaining how to make your comment get picked for top comments.

1) First thing that pops into your head.

2) Random funny quotes.

3) "I found this video hard to masturbate to."

[paulisnatis]

Where are you Hayley?

[lordjcphoenix]

tits or gtfo



[lepainauchocolat]

you just described Shane Dawson

[djarum69]

Don't forget the giraffe sex. It's a time-honored tradition.

[XxDrewJetsonxX]

Smosh I Assume?

[JHVH1]

Also lots of fast edits after every single sentence or phrase so you get a nonstop barrage of words

[abagofmoney]

@hayleyghoover whats the ending piano music that i hear on some of your videos

[PnFHPa7x]

Is that ending music in minecraft or are they just very similar?

[timeladyandshazamm97]

Everything you say in this video can apply to raywilliamjohnson!

[mclarke825]

@timeladyandshazamm97 ...not to mention his potty mouth!

[jellybeangravy]

@timeladyandshazamm97 Thank you!!! XD

[uncoolnerdalert]

@timeladyandshazamm97 hahahaha omg yes thank you.

[mindygogogo]

This video is criminally underviewed.

[all4meandyou]

how do you customize your thumbnail?

[downhillrobot]

@all4meandyou you have to be a youtube partner, otherwise you have a choice between three randomly selected ones from your video.

[AllTerrainTrain]

@all4meandyou You have to be a partner , or you could try putting the image in the middle of the video.

[SpoonsRLikForks]

Meanwhile in the related videos "ORGASMS!!!"

I understand..

[Vulcanxs]

actually using subliminal thought at the end, being iritating till the end, omg... shut up already get out of my "suggestions" List. Thank you.

[FRAYEDjade]

Hilar.

[iLikeCookie88]

You pretty much just described Shane Dawson!

[iAreMunkiiz]

HAHAHAAH this is actualy VERY VERY true.

[musicluv922]

all of this applies to ijustine and shanedawson lol xD

[spencerstalin24]

Link 2 end song download

[OfficialKrystel]

"something like t-shirts with nothing but your name on them"

I instantly thought of Tobuscus

[speedlearner]

How about starting a YouTube war over a controversial subject? That always works.

[cesarlenin2]

Faaat

[hermionethesmartical]

which is the song Charlieissocoollike wrote bout u? i cant find it! :(

[mypoorbrainx]

@hermionethesmartical go to his website & click on music. It's called Hayley G Hoover.

[hermionethesmartical]

@mypoorbrainx Thank you muchly :D

[sienasaurus]

Sounds like you pretty much summed up Shane Dawson. 

[Mimibie]

Well..... it worked for them didn't it? XD I shall subscribe to you now because your title is all in capital, you used jump cuts and annotations and ended in low music.... :3

[iamVERYrandom]

You forgot to add jump-cuts between every second word.

[valleyscoop]

HAHA MORE ANNOYANCES PLEASE. i think the entire world annoys. me all the time. everyday. bye

[fuckedupcupcake]

so THIS is where the shaytards get their tips from

[KadieAnneEvans]

category:

education

XD

[baby69grlxx]

i dislike u :/

[ashlyntheonly]

@baby69grlxx she cares why?

[JtothaMueller]

haha, this is great, keep it going Hayley

~Joe

[missburn]

That is so true.

[Angieanything]

I am not a number! *chuckles* Loved it.

Much love!!

[2pump4tv]

CAN YOU PLEASE TELL ME HOW TO GET THAT SOUND!!! AT THE END ??/

[ChloeSapienza]

@2pump4tv Its from iMovie.

[AshliLauryn]

I like your jab a lisanova. BOOBS

[KOPlTEspeltwithanL]

sub

[FredOWNZ]

or you can just be a sexy girl, i think thats the easiest way...

[SimplyDesiA]

XD WOOOOOOW. It sounded like you were really hating on Shane Dawson in this one. As in the latest "annoyances" chapter. Also, thanks to you I have read three out of five of the Jessica Darling books. :)

[markiduval]

heh, yes, brilliant :D

[Danycrumble]

LOUUUUDDD MUSIIIICCCC

love

[iliosct]

Step eight: Dress up like a ghetto chick, nerd, and Jewish aunt, and then milk those characters to death not that anyone does that OH WAIT.

[ashbashem88]

how do you make your thumbnail like that if it doesnt show the picture the entire time?

[AGreen0930]

Also, am I the only person who doesn't find Shane Dawson funny and entertaining at all? Sorry, but I've watched a few of his videos and I had to stop because he just annoys the hell out of me.

[artvandelay13]

@AGreen0930 I totally agree. I find him to be the most annoying person on YouTube (even more than Fred or Smosh) and I just cannot believe he has as many subscribers and views as he does (not one but TWO channels in the top 10 most subscribed)...

[AGreen0930]

Amazing video, yet it's so true. Whatever happened to making videos just for fun without having to resort to a ton of major self-promotion?

[pickledpandas]

my 2 year old son keeps kissing the screen when you are on it :D

[potassiumchlorate]

LOUD MUSIC! XD

[IsabelDoodlebug]

Hey!!!!!! YOU'RE AWESOME!!!! (check out the correctly used apostrophe! shocking isn't it?) BEG. AND. PLEAD. :D

[thatchickwithsunnyz]

awesome

[charlottearnoux]

hey hayley! great video! Check Neil Erua's music if you have some time: youtube/neilerua

[ChiaraVideos]

SOOO TRUUUEE!!!

[jsutkissmyfrog]

lol lol so true, thats the music from jpmetz right?

[Blade5468]

Hayley, I just saw you on TV in some little show about Youtube addiction..

[Musicman55ism]

Shes gorgeous id totally suck farts right from her hole

[MikeLombardoMusic]

@Musicman55ism Hayley actually doesn't fart.

[Musicman55ism]

@MikeLombardoMusic I know. Hence having to suck them out.

[xaqary]

More than all of those I HATE really, really obvious attempts to get people to comment just because their partnership letter said it was a good idea. All those disingenuous "hey, but I wanna here what you think", and what not are just annoying- Leave it to times you have something that honestly desire feedback. JEeze, I mean DUH.

[lookingglassfables]

i am a new youtuber and i approve this message!

[ItsBenCracknell]

God, this is so true! I really do hate Shane Dawson, especially when he uses the old 5AG intro as an outro.

[shanahanwonder]

this is some dang good satire. lol. totally agree.

[DrasnianLinen]

You know you're addicted to YouTube when all the funny, opinionated characters in the books you read start to sound like hayleyghoover . . .

[beckarkottke]

please dye your hairs pink again.

it was very becoming.

[iasonharper]

This is irrelevant, but I'm lovin' the hair, girl. Keep on keepin' on.

[AlexanderCarpenter]

hahah thanks for the tips. i hadnt made good use of those annotations yet. but i'll try to do better.

i especially like the dinosaur impression at the very end. 5 sta....er...like.

[MikeLombardoMusic]

What is this, a week and still no comments about me?

[hayleyghoover]

@MikeLombardoMusic Ugggggggggh get over yourselfffffffffffffffffff.

[MikeLombardoMusic]

@hayleyghoover your mom gets over herself

[PR3TTY224]

haha LOUD MUUSSIICC aahh.. ah.. you are the BEEESSSTTT

oh and would it count as a celebrity AND sex in this one word? hayleyghoover.

x

[kira902k]

<3333

[BretterThanRealLife]

concise and to the point. win.

[johnscottjonesNZ]

Ouch nmo1991, free speach? I dont even know what that is man, but it sounds cool!! Like a squashy peach? For free?!? Hell yes we poor people from crappy not-america want that. But we also like Hayley, cos she is the real shit.

[scottmetze]

Step 8 More Boobage.....:)

[WhiteOutStain]

OH MY GOD THIS IS GOLD.

[KrrishSpyker]

LOL interesting insight.

[Acemaster53]

Meh... I only violated one. Or maybe two... I did spam a few of my videos with annotations... guess I'll stop that... and my Lady Gaga video was actually about Lady Gaga so I guess it's okay her name was in the title.

It does work, though. The video I made with her name in the title got more views in one day than another vid with random words got in a week. I would really like to see a follow-up from you with actual answers; not that this wasn't good, just that I want to know. lol

[miniaturerabbit]

this sounds a lot like shane dawson. a lot.

[stupendousgirl13]

Haha, Shane Dawson, anyone? : )

[nmo1991]

How to be cool on Youtube: win over the hearts of desperate 13 year olds who will defend all of your videos, even when anyone else would see that they're lackluster. I'm taking about you SpiderXxPirate and DreamHopeLive. In most democratic countries, there is a principal called free speach. That means that I can tell Hayley that this video sucks, and I shouldn't have to be harrassed by you. Get over yourselves. You have your opinion, I have mine. Thanks.

[Flinklehurst]

@nmo1991 No it doesn't, it just means that the government shouldn't tell you not to tell Hayley that her video sucks. People remain free to tell you that you suck for saying that she sucks, just as you remain free to tell them they suck for telling you that you suck for saying that she sucks.

[elliearnoldx]

ohhhh you're amazing.<3

[nmo1991]

This concept has been done thousands of time on youtube, and you really didn't think of anything original to add to it. This sucked.

[SpiderXxPirate]

@nmo1991 You suck  :)

[Nokorola]

Hayley, you don't need any loud music to be funny.

[hellosabrina7]

haha you're adorable.

[toastymedia]

BAAHAHAHA!!!!

[DreamHopeLive]

Don't forget your thumbnail needs to be misleading as well!! lol

[0424545269]

yep sick of ur complaining now goodbye

[DreamHopeLive]

@0424545269 hunny she'd always been a complainer, not always a bad thing, Learn to love or we'll love for you to leave!

[mvapj]

haha lol justin bieber? i like trees too :P :P awesome vid hayley!

[billgrip]

YES HAYLEY THIS WAS RIGHT ON!!!!!!!! Ace, you nailed it!

I sense that you are somewhat annoyed at certain youtubers who cheat their way to the top...if so you go girl. I'm with you.

[xslovemkx]

love your videossss :]

[JeffMacDougall]

Working on a t-shirt now with just my name and a sexual reference. Should sell like boobies.

[naters16k]

@JeffMacDougall hell yeah it should!

[Laurbubble]

Oh I loved this! I love ALL your videos, you have to stay on youtube for life please!

[mitathehermita]

Thanks for making this! It took some balls so kudos to you :)

[purpleringzz]

Best.Video.EVAR!!!!

[CallidoraLBlack]

You're adorable, Hayley.

:o)

[hotpinkelephant11]

"Not like books you wrote or music you worked hard to produce." Haha.

[sillyjilly679]

hahahahaha pure hilarious-ness

[jaemel1]

Do you have a T-shirt with your name on it? LOL!!! J/K

[peter80000]

I hate the thumbnail tricks...

[lonesomemajor]

lol!

[SomeKindOfSoup]

Hahahaha awesome Hayley - man I hate those kind of youtubers...

[SweetAsAStrawberry]

:L Category: Education :')

[ChrisJamesMorris]

Also, it helps if you're a fit babe like Hayley ;)

[jbdazen]

Wow, you're gonna make it! ;-)

[Domipet]

I was mislead by the "BOOB" in the thumbnail.

:<

Sad panda...

[dupunka]

I'm surprised CTFxC didn't show a video in the side thingy with all the videos..

[CatjaAgnstoft]

Damn, I did everything wrong! :D

[EmmyNeander]

Haha, nice music at the end... ;)

[snapcracklep0pp]

Shane Dawson?

Hahahaha.

[Annabookgirl]

Haha!

[ItsBenCracknell]

I never understand why people who have a lot of exlimation marks always have a 1 in them.

[tristopiaTV]

done

[zomghorcrux]

omg hailee u used 2 b about teh vid3os, now all teh fame haz gone 2 ur hed.

I USED 2 LOOK UP 2 U.

But in all seriousness, you totally forgot to include to make videos of yourself drinking malt liquor and repeatedly calling a successful youtuber a bitch in hopes that they will respond with a video to fulfil your creepy fetishes.

[IKillChildr3n]

this video SHOUTS shane dawson and lisanova x]

[hali55]

@IKillChildr3n Don't forget sxephil

[emmfan09]

I love you. You know this.

[thepeteris]

I would wear a HayleyGHoover shirt.

[TheLlamaSC]

Ahhh she be troling :)

[theimben]

This video reminds me of sxephil, he used to be good.

[j0ames]

This was funny and true, but you forget, to take advantage of your subscriber number by entering a competition and then offering the people within that number your old socks if they vote for you because everyone wants your old socks... not because, you know, you actually made something worthy of winning.

[Antworkk]

I like this video

[definitelyoverrated]

were r da bewbs? :D

[melkress1]

I love you Hayley.

[itiselizabeth]

Agreed. :)

[llewkcornosaj]

kind of sad you had to make this vid, seeing as how so many people are soul suckers that really haven't anything worthwhile to say. present company excluded of course.

[RoboFillet]

OMG! I *love* it when people use heaps of annotations!

[lorafay3]

HAHA. THANK YOU for making this video. youtube needs an intervention

[amayzingmind]

Hahaha, a lot of these reminded me of things Whatthebuck does.

[Cleanuponaisle11]

Hahaha very nice. So if sex I wanted to on get more subscribers my on my CHANNEL then I should use subliminal messages as well? I hear they work. I dunno

[bauisakim]

fo-sho so serious.

[YoYoBlazeShow]

excellent video :)

[oshigenable]

brilliant choice of music at the end

[Jessy6210]

that wasnt realy loud music, was it?

[PhillipxPhunk]

I think someone's a little mad.

[tilywinn]

This message deserves to go viral. I wonder if the loud screen cap plus title will lure in those who need to hear it. I hope you fox them. Only they might not understand satire.

[Amonamantha]

WOOT WOOT! I shall follow ALL of your advice..... maybe....not. :D

[madinthemoon]

Haha, you pretty much covered it! I can name way too many YouTubers like that.

[reianaisawesome]

Nice :)

[TheRaandomer]

I love your videos, and now i know why, because theyre incredibly random, hilarious and very very strange. You Go Girl :)

p.s, i dont get how people cant tell you and Kayley apart... Its strange.

[tazamagaz]

XD brilliant Hayley!

[julialovesupreme]

This SCREAMS ijustine. And I love her a lot. AND I love you. Aw. Conflicted...

[BenwaysWorld]

The thing with this is, the methods and techniques Hayley is speaking of really are the methods used by the *really* popular youtubers... and they work.

Clearly, these techniques are extremely annoying to anyone with a brain.

That these methods are used, and work, says as much about the typical youtube audience as it does about these popular youtubers.

[imaboss0809]

I hope you're referring to Shane Dawson. I'm unsubscribing from that bitch, he does all of those things.

[chickensrulex10]

i almost died inside when i saw the bright yellow background with you in my subscription box. i seriously thought you had fallen to the dark side. i'm sorry my expectations were low, but nevertheless, you go girl.

[splicegrrl]

Step 8: Ask for video topics in every one of your videos instead of coming up with your own ideas. (This has really been bugging me lately in videos.)

[MichelleTells]

The 1 in your title just shows how perfect this video is! Win!!!!!!!1111!!!

XD

[Thewaterofthepool]

Ehm... shane dawson, shay carl, sxephil, hiimrawn, Whatthebuckshow ETC ETC...

[xGlowFliesx]

*cough*SHANEDAWSON*cough*

Wait...did I say that?

[HanzieMalfoy]

@xGlowFliesx exactly what i was thinking while watching this. XD

[tasteslikepaintnwood]

Great as always Hayley! but you forgot leeching like RWJ.

[rainbowangel58]

LOL its sad that I can actually name several people that do ALL of those things :P

[HeyRadialMoon]

Too bad the YouTube awards aren't around anymore. This could have been nominated in the sarcastically funny video of the year category!

[DaleMurph]

I think this is a funny video. Great job.

[Adamas97]

Was this a serious video? Or you just playin?

[hayleyghoover]

@Adamas97 I serious, yo.