Latawnya, The Naughty Horse-A Dramatic Reading

[arasaeissarah]

A book like this will make people do drugs lol

[arasaeissarah]

And at 4:30

[arasaeissarah]

Lol at 3:25 picture

[ShrappyDom]

Say NEIIGH to drugs! 8DD

[blindsk8er1995]

This lady was probably high when she wrote this.

[shmuli9]

I just heard about this yesterday. I'm still laughing...

[Salixa456]

.......... I think I lost a few IQ points.

[PrincessSearrah]

What the heck is this? Like is it aa joke? haha! As a writer of childrens stories, I find it very insulting that junk like this and "alfies home" get published

[XxSimsRulexX]

@PrincessSearrah Its sad... because it is TOTALLY LEGITIMATE. Which is kind of sad... Go search it on amazon. Hilarious reviews.

[downers4life]

This is the best book I have ever read. Thank you so much.

[MandarinOrangificate]

How do horses hug?

[Markshasa]

wait how can they hold the drugs with their hooves

it's not like they have opposable thumbs

are they magical horses or

[jezdamayel]

drugs not used to make this?!?!?! what a world what a world!! thank you for reading it!!!

[92Jackalope]

ahhhh! the sentence structures have melted my brain!!

[DeafMomma29]

Um, who is Latawnya??

[GetHurtNLaugh]

1. This could be a drinking game itself. Any time she says the word "drink" "smoke" "drugs" "Alcohol" "naughty" or "horse."

2. Her name is Latawnya.

3. She has like 4 siblings.

4. How do they hug and do all these things?

5. The picture at 4:18. HAHA

[SrZippypants]

so who's the publisher? i have some shit from kindergarten i need to publish

[TheHelldragon]

@SrZippypants Self-published.

[doobiesmoke15]

So what was the bit with the scary noise?With the fuck was up with that part?

[yoo128]

I live in a Farm town and I often hate it when I go outside for recreation and the local horses offer me drugs and drinks. Thanks to this book, I was able to avoid such dangerous transactions with domesticated farm animals. Thank you.

[doobiesmoke15]

@yoo128 The worst part is, they keep all the best weed for themselves! Damned horses!

[MmeLEnfer]

Oh man, OD in a kid's book... this book is made of win.

[Joesus44]

James Horse

[kurostar]

Thumbs up if you're watching this because of Jimmy Fallon. :) Shut the Jeabot!

[mesare120]

@kurostar thats the reason I looked this up! haha



[KiteFlyerProductions]

Thhhhhhhh uh oh no way shut up no shut the jeabot

[shiznaw]

Thumbs up Jimmy Fallon



[losangelesvolcom]

JImmy fallon hahahahah

[Ebanoids17]

woot Jimmy fallon

[apalmer12]

jimmy fallon sent me here.

[dreampopsicles]

@apalmer12 me too

[devilsangelle]

@apalmer12 me too!

[Crazie982467]

The author meant well... but this is so ridiculous. And the author cannot write. Just awfulness. Oh and how is "square" an insult..? Ha

[nightsdreamparadox]

I think actual mares would take offense if you named them Latawnya.

[Ian1731]

This is such a riveting tale.

[smearyllama]

The reader sounds a little like a Dalek. That's actually pretty cool.

[QueenIsLove39]

this book convinced me to go to rehab

[Sandra3594]

I love your voice, makes this book funny :D

[drakkis]

I need an elderly British man to read this.

[deisels]

Latawnya? That sounds like a ghetto name. This book is so racist...

[ParlourPiano]

@deisels The writer is a middle aged black woman.

[deisels]

@ParlourPiano really? okay thank God

[mochaloca85]

@deisels: The horses are named after the author's kids, except the parents; those are named after the author and her husband. That said, the real Latawnya had to be crazy pissed at her mom.

[deisels]

@mochaloca85 ...that's even worse!

[loganisokay]

There is now a sequel. Latawnya The Naughty Horse Two

[TheHelldragon]

@loganisokay I have been made aware of this recently. I imagine I will do a reading soon.

[BohemianBlasphemy]

@TheHelldragon

Electric Boogaloo?

Really?

The writer must have been smoking drugs.

[earsuboat]

latawnya was banging 7 gram rocks

[Dreamer00]

...I want to name a horse Latawnya now. 

[SourExplosion]

JAMES HORSE

[KairuHakubi]

I drugged the fuck out of my horse just out of spite.

[WintergreenSparks]

"Let's play a smoking game and a drinking game." What, at the same time?

Latawnya, the Naughty Horse, Sets Herself on Fire.

[Neko7Ice7Queen7]

This is the most beautiful story I've ever heard....

[rockethearse]

Dude, learn to read.

[TheHelldragon]

@rockethearse As soon as the author learns to write.

But in all seriousness, I did this a long time ago with a crappy mike, and I've definitely gotten better on both ends.

...and she should still learn how to write.

[completeinsanity]

What the hell is a smoking game anyway. I mean drinking games are popular, but I have NEVER heard of people playing smoking games. Lol

[doktorzoom]

I was so distracted by the idea that horses have chores that I pretty much missed everything else.

Also, all horses should have names like these.

[ridingisasport]

this is the most WTF-y thing I have ever seen

[MissDopamineMonster]

SO snorting drugs and injecting them is acceptable? okay, cool. I understand now. No more "smoking drugs and drinking."

[theeducatedfool]

I fucking love smoking drugs

[lychicambess]

@theeducatedfool lmao

[ivarsig]

Interseting factoid. Marijuana, the most likely "smoking drug", is actually toxic to horses.

[MauriceTheJoker]

@ivarsig And humans.

[DJTornis]

6:54 picture.

Is he slipping her the tongue?

[Saieras]

It sounds like Latawnya the Naughty Horse is cursed with a supernatural compulsion to copy others. Her family are such jerks.

[DarknessbUnnie]

When I saw the horse with tears in its eyes...I LOLED.

[GunsOfThePhoenix]

That must have been a ton of drugs to take down a horse.

[wikiporno]

23 people know a horse who overdosed on smoking drugs

[451ianDragonist]

Tomorrow, class, we will be reading Seabiscuit the Naughty Racehorse Learns to Say "No" to Performance Enhancing Drugs.

[TheThreadWeaver]

In the next issue, Latawnya the naughty horse learns about witchcraft while playing Dungeons and Dragons, and the dangers of homosexuality.

[TheHelldragon]

@TheThreadWeaver Dungeons and Dragons is a far out game. Swords, poison, spells...battles, maiming, killing!

[TheThreadWeaver]

@TheHelldragon Wh-Hey, It's all imagination.

[TheHelldragon]

@TheThreadWeaver Is it?

[geekymarianne]

On the plus side, at least it isn't all hypocritical, and sorta-recognises alcohol as a potentially harmful recreational drug. Just a shame it's so preachy, heavy handed, and full of bullshit. Or is that horseshit?

[TheHelldragon]

@geekymarianne Shitshit.

[SparkOfImagination42]

So, why is it that of all the things wrong with that story...

My issue is wondering what constitutes "A big hug" for horses.

[Titan124]

They actually told on her? Damn, snitches get stitches.

[juliet5094]

Just say 'Neigh':)

[Nintendonut1]

Holy mother of everything.

Subtle as a freakin' semi-truck.

[DragonmasterRontio]

27 TIMES! 27 times anything having to do with drugs and alcohol being said together occured. Also, I love the random applause at the end. Nice touch.

[Merocet]

Aren't like all of the characters in this book named after Sylvia Scott Gibson's RL friends and relations? I like to think that adds an extra layer of creepy to it.

[sygnus5]

...wait, how do horses hug each other?

more importantly, why is that my final though after hearing this trainwreck?

[zomgthesoftness]

When you said "smoking drugs", I had this mental image of someone lighting up a bottle of aspirin.

[MewBuruberi]

How about we play the 'smoking and drinking' game. Everytime the guy says that we smoke and drink.

[TheHelldragon]

@MewBuruberi I withdraw all responsibility.

[MsOmppu]

"Smoking drugs."

Is that anything like "we did pot, coke, and crack?"

[gbosse]

This is the greatest thing i have ever seen

[BohemianBlasphemy]

"We do not smoke drugs or drink", said father horse James.

"That is because we are FUCKING HORSES", said mother horse Silvia.

"Brihi-hi-hiii!", replied Latawnya the horse, because she was a horse.

[doobiesmoke15]

How did they light up their joints? They don't have fingers!

[TheHelldragon]

@doobiesmoke15 The same way they drink alcohol.

[TheThreadWeaver]

@TheHelldragon With their psychic proxy-people powers?

[wikiporno]

I don't know why, but I lol'd at "her brother gregory".

[AtlantistoInterzone]

I fucking love this book. The book does reinforce stereotypes about ethnic people because lets be honest the names latawyna are typically associated with ethnic people. That's not to say that the stereotypes or the associations are right but that's just a fact.

It's also just poor writing.

Sorry I mean EXCELLENT writing.

[missmarclair]

Never talk to strange horses, especially if one of them is named Crystal.

[TheEmpress666]

Dude, the main horse's family are named after Sylvia Scott Gibson's family. She's probably named Latawnya after her daughter or something, and she's black herself.

On another note, this book is fucking insane.

[MabiSayo]

You must be pretty high if you think horses smoke and drink ~_~

[TheDramaticReadings]

The book should be turned into an epic animation. XD

[JackLuft]

I learned something today. I'm not sure what that is, but I think it involves being racist towards horses.

[lamnaa]

Surely Latawnya would have seen her sister not playing the smoking game, so why didn't she copy that?

[kingmerv00]

That horse is for real.

[kingmerv00]

That horse is for real.

[lolaphilologist]

This accent is awesome. It's like it's 1944 over the radio, but only sometimes.

[maibunneh]

why arent any boy horses drinking drugs?

[BohemianBlasphemy]

@maibunneh

They're too busy having huge dicks.

[probnob1234]

i think latawnya just had 1st time fever

[jeffsmith2349]

Apparently, there is a bit of a drug epidemic among horses...

[happyspandex]

That was so...beautiful...

I think this story would have been better if I WERE high.

Nice job, though.

[lenarox]

doing a dramatic reading doesn't mean saying things with a slightly british accent. e_o

[nghtmaresindrome]

I think I should go drinking and smoking drugs...

[cottonxcandyxwreck]

"I AM SORRY LATAWNYA. WE MUST TELL MOM AND DAD HORSE"

umm favorite quote?

[fuumakonan]

Dude, you should have included the About the Author part, too.

The author wishes to thank god. "Thank you, God."

[lopolo42]

SMOKE DRUGS. Just SMOKE them. ALL OF THEM AT THE SAME TIME.

[Morageist]

"monkey see monkey do"? Why ya bringing the damn monkeys into this?! Like crack-smoking horses aren't confusing enough.

This story is comedy gold, but no kid should ever be subjected to it..EVER!

OH, and where the hell is GREGORY in all this - i think he's the puppet-meister behind it all!

[DarknessbUnnie]

How...how did the horses roll the joints!?

[TheHelldragon]

The same way they drink and smoke.

[DarknessbUnnie]

I guess they gained skills that we humans can not comprehend...O.o

[vernsi]

you see this shit? this is why I drink.

[yogthulhu]

I love how they just say "smoking drugs". Non specific. Perhaps more than one drug at once?

[Islander255]

Nothing like the experiences I have had with drinking and marijuana. They've all been great experiences. This book is full of lies. :D

[Ashkihyena]

So...how do they pick up the blunts and beer bottles? How do they even light the blunts?

Logic need not apply to this story at all.

[AddictedtoThought]

I was expecting Joe Camel to show up.

"Hey kids, cigarettes are bad for you. All cigarettes except Camels, that is."

[CornelioDiSalario]

Thank you for this wonderful lesson. I'll never drink or get high again.

[TheHelldragon]

Don't listen to horses, either.

[joliegirly18]

worst children's book ever. who the fuck published this anyways? that was a FAIL!

[WildTengu]

gtfo this is the best childerens book ever

[joliegirly18]

@WildTengu unless you're being sarcastic, which i hope you are, you're a dumbass.

[TheHelldragon]

@joliegirly18 WildTengu is...special. Don't pay any heed to him.

[WildTengu]

@joliegirly18 Fuck you. This book is awesome. It tells you not to do drugs.

I bet you're some kind of druggie cuz you grew up without awesome books like this.

[joliegirly18]

@WildTengu

this proves ur a dumbass. i don't like the book because it's basically enforcing the stereotype of black people doing drugs. why the fuck does her name have to be latawnya? my point exactly.

[WildTengu]

@joliegirly18 Uhh... what? How does HORSES enforce the sterotype of black people doing drugs? Especially considering the horses weren't black or anything.

Latawnya? I know a white girl in real life named Latawnya. And hispanic. And mexican.

What does names matter anyways? Fact is... don't do drugs.

Go bitch and complain about it somewhere else. LOL HER NAME IS LATAWNYA, SO RACIST.

Grow up.

[TheHelldragon]

@WildTengu Please control yourself, man. This ain't Mugen Infantry, I have actual rules on my channel :V

[WildTengu]

@TheHelldragon Tell it to that stupid bitch.

Mugen Infantry? lolol, I don't even go there anymore.

[TheHelldragon]

@WildTengu I don't care, man. Chill out.

[AwYeahGurl]

@joliegirly18 lol Latawnya. Who the fuck names their child that, let alone a fucking HORSE. It's just a fucking stupid name, Jesus Christ, grow up girl.

But oooooh, so racist, because a white horse named Latawnya that experimented with drugs is so blatantly racist towards blacks.

I agree with Wild, grow up girl.

[PandoraVlogs]

Drugs are a no no

[handbananatonightyou]

haha i love it, the reader sounds so mad

[PatchworkGirlofOZ]

Remember kids, don't smoke drugs.

But you can shoot up all you want.

[slaughterersrock]

@PatchworkGirlofOZ An excellent point! Or inhale drugs, or eat them....

[anrkeyproductions]

I'm low as a kite right now.

[Lexeyachan]

..The author was on fucking drugs when she made this.

[strawberriejess]

HAHA dlmx13

[ccompakc]

Why do the horses look anorexic, are horses just like that?

[TheHelldragon]

All of those drugs are killer, man.

[angilas]

This is the reason books were invented

[MurlocHat]

This is my favorite book ever.

[NissanZcar370]

if you enjoy this you should listen to the music of creed they are perfect for getting high on glue. but wait, smoking drugs and drinking is bad for you so if you want to get hihg sniff glue

[dlmx13]

this would make a great drinking game for how many times "smoking drugs and drinking" is repeated...

[rabbitmyrabbit]

@dlmx13 or a great "smoking game..."

[ilikegrass990]

fuck man i wish i was a horse

[penttikoski]

I'm so low right now.

[JRcomix]

They should say "getting low".

[Panndia]

Tattle Tales... I would be so pissed, like why the hell did you tell them

[eyeforeye5]

simply epic

[JamesLukeSmart]

The author must have been stoned when she wrote this!

[slaughterersrock]

@JamesLukeSmart How ironic would that be?! :D

[zmcg17]

Thanks for reading this in such a furious manner.

[LinkK2B]

Excellent reading, your diction is hilarious. Good man.

[6joesixpack]

The funny part is the concept of horses smoking and drinking

[Boolglunk]

Her English teacher must be so proud.

[hopscotchANDsparkle]

Why are you yelling Mr. narrator ?

[TheHelldragon]

I am DISGRUNTLED

[iamnakedclaire]

this is awesome on so many levels

[RingLight1]

Smoking and Drinking and Smoking and Drinking and Smoking and Drinking and Smoking and Drinking and Smoking and Drinking and Smoking and Drinking and Smoking and Drinking and Smoking and Drinking and Smoking and Drinking and Smoking and Drinking and Smoking and Drinking and Smoking and Drinking and Smoking and Drinking and Smoking and Drinking and Smoking DRUGS...

and Drinking Smoking and Drinking and Smoking and Drinking and Smoking and Smoking and Drinking and Smoking and Drinking and ...

[nikker1985]

Smoking and Drinking and Drving and Smoking and Drinking and Drving and Smoking and Drinking and Drving and Smoking and Drinking and Drving and Smoking and Drinking and Drving and Smoking and Drinking and Drving and Smoking and Drinking and Drving and Smoking and Drinking and Drving.

FIXED.

[bully129]

damn your memes

[DreamApnea]

Lose the terrible British accent. x_x

[TheHelldragon]

...why does everyone keep thinking I'm British? I mean, I know I do commentary with British people, but STILL.

[DreamApnea]

Oh, I know you are NOT British, but it sounds like you're trying to be. That's what I meant. No offense, but ruined it for me. Trying to sound posh-British only works if you can do it right, or if you are British.

[TheHelldragon]

It is times like these that make me wish I could switch around voiceboxes at will. Like, "going to a big party, think I'll dust off the ol' Sean Connery."

[BongSoldier]

lol

the way you say things

like wom, instead of warm

[Joebycool]

If it's any consolation I'm from Europe and I don't think you sound at all British... putting on a 'reading' voice and sound British are different!

[CyndiNoName]

how many times does the word "drugs" appear in this book? seriously. i think a stoner wrote this.

[gothicgrace]

i've lost more than half of my IQ watching this...

but it was so worth it. I love the way you read it :D

I couldnt stop laughing.

[Brinah]

the title sounds so inappropriate

[Joebycool]

lol have you been a naughty horsey? =P

[nightothe44balls]

it would have made more sense if they ate a bale of bud.  haha