Internet Telemarketer calls a Yuppie

[CtrlReset]

I think I'm going to call this victim Maurice, because this is the Bolero of prank calls.

[jbs901]

Jessie doesn't take no for an answer.

[nekad2000]

This guy has killed someone. He might even be a serial killer. He kind of reminds me of American Pschyo. He snapped in an instant and his personality changed. Normal people get pissed off and snap but they don't change quite to that extent.

[bbrain2]

Just because you decide to make millions of dollars - doesn't deprive a poor person of making money. Those people are going to be poor regardless whether you're rich or not. And this economy is fucking RICH.

[aadeeza]

@bbrain2 Nice to see there is someone on You Tube with some brains.

[prankityprank1]

The little lad aint gonna sleep with him shouting down the phone MORON

[ConquerCollin]

Oh yeah, people taking "side jobs" are known to be the wealthiest around-and have the best teeth too.

[zambimaru]

Wow. That really escalated.

[aadeeza]

@zambimaru If only he had the internet, he could Google anger management techniques.

[LobsterPotsticker]

make this guy a soundboard PLEEEEASE!!

[RinkyDink43]

holy shit he straight explodes!!!

[prankityprank1]

Thats not good language to be talking when a toddlers in the room

[Bleachfan0797]

Excuse me ? get fucked.

[BootyFister]

HOOSIER MOTHERFUCKER!!!

[DeputyMartinBD]

What the hell is wrong with this people, this guy went off worse than the taxi driver that Rick called.

[cockbulge69]

whata chump that yuppie is.

[HoosierCallin]

another epic call from the golden phone

[unotelly]

Prank calls follow the Utilitarian Principle of Jeremy Bentham: bring the greatest amount of happiness to the greatest number of people

[lemurianchick]

LOL- "toothless, deliverance mouth!" ROFFLE!

[lemurianchick]

"Independence, MO." LOL

[lemurianchick]

Then around 4:25 he gets nasty and misogynistic. First he's putting his babies to sleep and then he goes off. What a douchenozzle. But it's funny as hell. It's amazing how many people will automatically engage in a conversation with a salesperson as if they are obligated.

[lemurianchick]

"What would you do with that extra money?" LOL

[SpencerFcp]

He is well off, had a bunch of nice cars, but has no internet? Odd..

[lemurianchick]

@SpencerFcp : Why do you think everyone is just dying to have the Internet? Maybe he was addicted to porn and his wife made him lose his subscription. I have the money but I choose not to get hooked up at home. I don't want to be online 24/7.

[Zalman1337]

@lemurianchick 0/10

[billydeeuk]

The internet is serious business.......

[MrKiljeaden89]

Shouldave made a soundboard outa that guy

[MrKiljeaden89]

He drives a fucking mercedes but has no internet at all ?? Ridicolouss person...

[BuIIshitter]

Ha, a Mercedes ain't anything to brag about. Those motherfuckers stay in the shop constantly and some of the most overrated "luxury" vehicles you can buy along with Volkswagon.

[ge77inhigh]

i like how the conversation from making money off internet went into wife being a whore, then ar15 came into play.... Note to self never trying to make money off the internet

[yoyoyo1050]

man these calls always reveal people's true colors...

[JAYJAY1000000]

I drive a mercedes and you drive shit lol

[wikiEric]

Haha, still going strong with selling her work-from-home program. :)

[handofxsorrow]

A rich person without internet?!

[DiscoverPlatinum]

@handofxsorrow Yeah, I was thinking that exact same thing!

[vtjakiela]

Hello? are you really calling me again?

Yeeeeeees.

lolololol nice one

[JakeandElwoodBlues]

What a Hoosier.

[cesar1963able]

We can tell how deep down he is really unhappy. That's why he continues to talk to her.

[CRooster3]

Its funny how the first half of the call hes a family guy/business man and in just a few minutes turns into redneck trailer trash! funny!

[RonaldhoIsAWanker]

Can you imagine being married to Jesse The Telemarketer?

[erikk77]

That BITCH needs to be bitch-slapped.

[lamareikan666]

"You're wife's a fucking whore, I fucked her".

Really? This guy is a grown man and he makes arguments like that of a 12 year old.

[Karestase]

lol this guy goes back and forth between tactics. When he fails to scare the caller into stopping, he tries to make them take pity on him, and when that doesnt work he goes back to the previous tactic hahahah

[willzyx1980]

damn jessie got some old ass internets there

[CaptainPommby]

He kinda sounds like Rick

:p

[YouSoundBored]

He sounded like a nice guy at first then he went fucking crazy! Lol

[chinchillawrangler]

that guy sounds like a pussy

[pumpybeanis]

I GOT A TWO YEAR OLD FUCKIN BOY TRYING TO SLEEP *continues to swear at the top of lungs*

[mattjay1]

MOAR

[Dayne253]

It's sad how Rick shows more manners towards women like his wife even though he was talking with Good Ole Duncan, but this fucker... good lord he could "learn" a thing or two from Rick.

[CtrlReset]

I vote this yuppie the most eloquent victim ever

[BimLanders]

He was just sitting with the tv and computer and...

[FJCProductions]

Fuck I want to smack that bitch.

[Stomplebane]

lmao very enjoyable

[quilmesfiesta]

Lol 2:35.. "Nooo I don't even have the internet, so how the fuck I'm I going to make money?"

[flamingay]

2 people obviously don't want to make money off the internet...

[8headeddragon]

Hahahahahahahaha the telemarketer is married to Rick, excellent followup to what was already a hilarious set of calls.

[Horus515]

Every white guy in America has a black man inside of him. Did you hear this guy go ghetto like his childhood contained a certain amount of MTV? Sad.

[negrowithabrain]

he's not happy...lmao

[flamingay]

HOLY CRAP DUDE 4:13 I FUCKING LOST IT

[FSMonster]

Funny if you called him and got his wife on the phone and then play the recorded "your wife is a slut, I fucked her". She'd recognize his voice and have interesting questions for him afterward.

[wesmartino64]

hahahaha. 

[gatsuuga9]

Strange how a man so blessed by god would let something like telephone calls get under his skin so easily. I don't think he's at peace spiritually at all--too much living for material things has messed him up and driving in a truck screaming at a recording

[LobsterPotsticker]

new soundboard (:

[dizeestl]

call him with the satanic racist

[DavieDave59]

i love you gp

[zeepman]

GP....you are the master....thank you man...seriously ahahahahahahaahaha greatest shit ever

[brooklynnite86]

WOW

[Elzars]

Call back with Rick LOL

[ed1978atx]

Did u happen to call up Rick's Twin?LOL Beautiful call man!

[demonsean]

sounds like his kids might have learned a few new words from daddy

[youzz33]

omg call back with Martin!

[SizSkiizd]

He and Rick are the same kinda types :D you gotta call him again - great call as always Golden! xD

[lee0nline1]

superior call as expected

[MrWajax]

wow! This is incredible, my ribs hurt from all the laughter.

[PrankCallFan845]

haha great as usual

[paperorpaper]

Call a welfare company with this guy! lol

[GraandHustleMafia]

wtf is a Yuppie?

[z0omz00m]

rich outta cut him da fuck up

[Dayne253]

oh those silly devout Christian's with their cursing...

[Ishbu101]

arg...stupid yuppie...with all his money...

[looknfortruth]

you need to call him back

[Paulpatine]

Gotta send in Rick to take out the trash

[JeezaLou]

holy shit that dude snapped

[calltipv2]

Mr. GoldenPhone, you never disappoint with your prank calls. 4:13 Man talk about going from 0 to epic anger in a flash! lol.

[ShaolinViolin]

4:20 breaking point LOL. holy smokes.

[kiwikrankers]

I'M GOING TO CALL THE POLICE RIGHT NOW - (EPIC RAGE)

[Tatsh2DX]

This guy says dude all weird

[Lightfoot2k1]

And this is why Golden is the master...

[ZickPranks]

awesome call..was at the edge of seat the hole time! ..brilliant

[RMilvae]

He makes real good money at work...yet doesn't have the internet?

[Tatsh2DX]

@RMilvae how in the hell he have no internet? Get the internet!

Remember the call when Frank called the restaurant and the guy had a long chat and Frank said he didn't have internet? Great call

[aegisfate117]

3:14

No, you ignorant cunt; YOU gifted YOURSELF by making money. God didn't throw money at you, you worked for it.

What is it with these silly people that want to give their sky god credit for what they have accomplished?

[RedDaVincy]

YOU MUST BE A DEMOCRAT

[1ex1uger]

Great calls. When the victim freaked out and started calling the telemarketer a retard, he sounded a lot like the Casino Guy (I'm not a fan of the Casino Guy, but I wanted to point out the vocal similarity).

[zepps88]

this has to be one of the best soundboards in existence

[aavallone]

also how do you prank a guy with Rick who actually IS a hoosier and not call him a hoosier?

[aavallone]

@aavallone still a legendary call though, gotta prank this idiot again

[imbored2]

w2g golden!! :D

[SuperFuckinasshole]

i've only heard one other person blow up like this and it's rick himself. boy how quick the peace crowd is to start to threaten to shoot people. the same people that probably are against the second amendment can't seem to hold it together even on the phone.

[BimLanders]

@SuperFuckinasshole Search for Black Guy vs Racist Redneck. His rage is up there. Speaking of Black Guys, Irate Black guy comes close to such a level at times.

[AfghaNPranksteR]

loool

[aavallone]

This guy freaking hates money.

[imagineerboi]

Wow, that was awesome! He was calm until the half when he just exploded.

[acmilan32]

hahah the guy exploded

[m1up]

HAHAHAHAHA

Jessie is sooooo fucking annoying!

"ARE YOU GOING TO LISTEN TO ME??!?!?"

[Cab0cl0]

HAHAH

[artsfestoriginals]

rich prick