WARLOCKS! im the conjurer of demons, im the father of your death. i report the ancient evil, i control his every breath. i instigate your misfortune, with the birth of killing trolls. i awaken armegeddon, feeding on a thousand souls!
Internet trolls are good because Dethklok Brought them to the earth through this song to Display the comments of stupidity and hate on Unjustifiable RAP, but Watch it trolls step on Dethkloks lawn and you will get a death Phone down your Mouth.
@halo4borat actually Dethlok managed to offer a fair deal to satan, but he's oversleeping it...think that was in the episode with that Blues guy...brutal!
This cant be about Greek mythology because Natan explosion said in "Deathtroll" episode that it is song based on Finland tradition and mythology. i can say you that mythology is kinda similar in whole Europe (dont mind if it is Greek, Slavik, German or Norse). But it is based on Norsman mithology.
i have no religion simply because they call this Devil Music. screw them. this is the music of the heathen gods of the grove. the devil has nothing to do with this.
This is why i have religion .. get to listen to any music i want live the life i want to live im free im command of my life no one exept me ... and METAL!!!!!!!
@theman316 Well mainly it's because of either trolls or stupidity. Sometimes it will be that noone knows whether you are talking either in sympathy or sarcastically or as an insult. But almost everytime there will always be a troll there, pissing everyone off and just begging for someone to get into an arguement with him, in which case, just say: "Don't feed the trolls" and either report him or if you're feeling lazy mark him as spam.
@tinbum12 I can tell you a story. Satan repents his evil becasue since he became "the fallen angel" he feels miserable. Now the evil we do is our choice not influenced by satan. Origionally he was banished to hell to be disaplined. Then people on earth that died and went to hell begging to be punished(kevin smiths dogma reference
@3200MusicSurfer You, sir, are a christian bastard aren't you? Satan is working with your god because he punishes souls for their sin. Satan has been to Heaven since he was sent to Hell but it was only to ask of your god. Even though you are a christian bastard, you still suck at it.
@AliasRue Ok one I label myself christian even though I explore many different religions to better understand them. Two I know satan has been to heaven(betrayed god, then went back to heaven explaining Job has a happy life because god gives him what he wants thus leading to the sadness god created to prove satan wrong. Three I know that god and satan work together because of eternal punishment of sinners. BTW I listen to metal and still I am christian.
lol nah not rly, if i remember correctly 1/2 of them are from pantera n the vocalist is a cartoonist called brendon small, he makes the metalocalypse cartoon also made one years back called home movies, alot of ppl label dethklok "wizard metal" cus of all the talk of dragons n vikings n stuff like that in their songs lol
@dyrewl Brendon Smalls sings and plays all instruments but the drums, that are played by Gene Hogland (Fear Factory, ex-Testament, ex-Death, ex-Strapping Young Lad). There's no Pantera members
just for the soul fact that i can almost hear the singer clearly enough that i dont need to read the lyrics off some website is enough to say that this is one of their better songs...
yeah, their instrumental talent is amaxing but other than that, the vocals need more work...
lol, i wonder how many thumbs down im going to get because i spoke my opinions
lol linkin park sux meteora was passable at best, the rest of their stuff blows cock and no chester can't scream for shit, at least not compared to every other band ive listened to. linkin park needs to go away just like nickelback bitches
linkin park doesn't have anything to do with this video but i do agree that some of their music sucks i was a former fan of theirs until i listened to death metal.
and you dethklok is great and the bands u mentioned are great 2 but seriusly just because you cant understand someone doesnt mean they dont have talent this is great music vocal included
You obviously just aren't enough of a real metal fan. You need to get into real metal before death metal or it just sucks once you get into real metal death metal sounds great, i did that, now hardcore punk and death metal sound amazing
I didn't even know there was a Metalocalypse until I read a comment on youtube at what time it played on [AS] (It was fairly new at the time) love both Dethklok and Metalocalypse.
songs about a troll
u mad?
DktorChoas 1 month ago
WARLOCKS! im the conjurer of demons, im the father of your death. i report the ancient evil, i control his every breath. i instigate your misfortune, with the birth of killing trolls. i awaken armegeddon, feeding on a thousand souls!
todumbfornames 3 months ago
idea for their last song.....ever.......killed by a troll
SlyFox70100 3 months ago
4 got eaten by the giant troll
depthruins2k39 5 months ago
I saw these guys live....I died 100 times that night.
5thMARVEL93 5 months ago in playlist 5thMARVEL93's Favorited Videos 2
I pwno noobs while listening to all there songs
89toscano 6 months ago
i own noobs on halo reach and gears to this song
DunDunDunDun809 7 months ago
oh shit a troll just came from the river out back
maidenizeyou 7 months ago
fuck jea
thunderblaze900 7 months ago
the only problem with dethklok being so popular is people who aren't used to death metal bitching about deathgrowls.
TeamLib3rty 7 months ago in playlist Dethalbum
where can i find the actual ep?
LonewolfeE5 7 months ago
@LonewolfeE5 you can find it on rock tube
rockboyinthehouse 7 months ago
@rockboyinthehouse thx bro
LonewolfeE5 7 months ago
GRANDPAS GUITARS IS BROKENS!
The1337Saint 7 months ago 3
good instrument playing, would rather here it instrumental, hate the voice
Tr3vor1 7 months ago
@Tr3vor1 dude, THATS NOT METAL. NUT UP OR GTFO
tjmetalhead33 6 months ago
@tjmetalhead33 text speak isn't metal etheir....
tacovshotdog 6 months ago
@tjmetalhead33 huh? i said the instruments sound good, whats that have to do with it being metal or not?
Tr3vor1 5 months ago
"Playing acoustic is totally not metal"
SuperMetallicaGuy 7 months ago
um 2 ppl accidently cliked da rong button =/
kalyn123465 8 months ago
this should be used for a viagra commercial "i command you to rise! rise! rise!"
justice666888 8 months ago 27
I AM 91,865 viewer! :DDDDDD
.. xD
YounGFuckBuddies 8 months ago
"were gonna need a hundred beers."
tharailwaydra 8 months ago
god should play this as he starts hell on earth...
CocaineDrRockso 9 months ago
Internet trolls are good because Dethklok Brought them to the earth through this song to Display the comments of stupidity and hate on Unjustifiable RAP, but Watch it trolls step on Dethkloks lawn and you will get a death Phone down your Mouth.
JoeMoSexuals 9 months ago
2 trolls are killed by Musta Krakish beast of the ancient lords of the underwater.
Robespierre1993 9 months ago
my man and I are jamming to this shit, no shit! Awesome for a Friday night! But we just don't understand the shampoo talk at the end of the video
detsomengang 10 months ago
QUICK THE PHONES! USE THE DETHPHONES! THROW THEM AT THAT GUY!
UnkownSoldier117 10 months ago 2
@UnkownSoldier117 last idea for a song ever "Killed by a troll"
diva51012 10 months ago 5
2 people were killed by a troll
Zerkcyes 11 months ago
Pickles, you are a legendary drummer, son.
llSithKain 11 months ago
dis my song
dethkid11 11 months ago
Mustakrakish has no testicles.
loudbrit 11 months ago
THAT GUY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
dweezil013 1 year ago
I starting singing this song starting @1:01 and everybody now thinks I do heroine
goddamn35 1 year ago
-dethphones wer throws 2 feet away from dethklok-
-trolls rawrs Problem?-
mistdemon45 1 year ago
Musta! Krahkish! Musta! Krahkish! Musta! Krahkish!
Patricalypse 1 year ago
satan is a cupcake with sprinkles compared to dethklok....
halo4borat 1 year ago 7
@halo4borat actually Dethlok managed to offer a fair deal to satan, but he's oversleeping it...think that was in the episode with that Blues guy...brutal!
tfa86 11 months ago
finnish anthem ? I'm jealous ><
MrAlsaco 1 year ago
u automaticly start headbanging when he starts singing "awaken awaken"
smallbrownbeavers 1 year ago
@smallbrownbeavers you start head banging there? i start head banging as soon as i hear the first note.
MiniPack24 1 year ago
"What's with's the's grandpa's guitar's?!?!" Lol
zachturner666 1 year ago 6
DETTTHTHTHTTTTTTTHHHHHhTHTHTKOLOOLLLOOKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
dudewhyfi 1 year ago
the picture is so good in this video.
disturbed1guy1 1 year ago
Thank god for Murderface he saved Finland.
TheSpiffyGamer 1 year ago
I awaken armageddon, feeding on a thousand souls. Awaken
666MDP 1 year ago
dude i never rly listened to dethclok but dude its badass
Wazupupmydog 1 year ago 2
@Wazupupmydog
If you like this song you will like their whole first album. It really is one of the best albums released in recent years.
justforthelulzzz 1 year ago
RIIIIIISE !!!!!
guillecw 1 year ago
this would make a kick ass alarm clock
yukle 1 year ago 104
@yukle siick we must develop one!
Duvalinson63 1 year ago
@yukle you can with cell phone
zsewq55912 1 year ago
@yukle this is the wake up alarm on my phone
throktor1 11 months ago
@yukle thing is, I wouldn't want to turn it off.
frokopop 11 months ago
@yukle it would scare the living shit outta someone who wasnt expecting it though.
TheRebel501 10 months ago
@yukle it's my wake up track ^^ I love it!
skeelertje 10 months ago
@yukle yes it makes :)
Wiedzmolak 9 months ago
@yukle THIS IS NOW MY ALARM THANKS!!!
guitarplayer9090 8 months ago
@yukle its my ringtone and fone alarm :P
LonewolfeE5 7 months ago
@yukle ahaha good one ahahah
TheLastAscension 6 months ago
@yukle omg i would love this O.O
Bodo375649 6 months ago
@yukle It would never wake me up.
buddzilla 6 months ago
@yukle This is my alarm clock -w-
TokiLynn 2 months ago
@yukle *Song goes off, raises top part of body very slowly and then growls*
GutaarGod 1 month ago
The lyrics remembers me the Cthulhu Mythos...
Axelrckr 1 year ago
@Axelrckr that's exactly what i was thinking!
WickedJ133 1 year ago
@WickedJ133 :D
Axelrckr 1 year ago
Hi I am satan, and I rock out with my cock out to this shit
turnejo02 1 year ago
I saw this one and it made me wanna listen to the song lol
EmoSharkDZ 1 year ago
i just started listening to this band and i like em but they are the softest singing metal band eva
poxnora21 1 year ago
Fuck satan, Hail metal
TOXICinferno7 1 year ago
@TOXICinferno7 This song is about a troll, not Satan.
shrikechan 1 year ago
@TOXICinferno7 agreed.
tacovshotdog 11 months ago
Nathan:Throw your Death phones at that guy! (Phones go two feet) Troll: RRRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
MrBoogaBlue 1 year ago 71
@MrBoogaBlue I fuckin love how they call him "that guy"
Haldinyar 6 months ago
@Haldinyar This is probably the best episode ever. Such a classic.
MrBoogaBlue 6 months ago
I instigate your misfortune,
With the birth of killing trolls. xD
NightSpeedRockstar 1 year ago
\n/ Hail Dethklok! May they reign supreme!
cryz8210 1 year ago
you can tell the 2 negative voters are justin beiber fans ~_~ friggin' bloody idiots
neongenesisfan4life 1 year ago
If anyone wants to know ''MustaKrakish'' Is a Lake Troll.
xLiam96 1 year ago
Hell yeah! \m/
tr4xexXx 1 year ago
THIS SONG IS SO FUCKING BRUTAL!!!! LOL
rocker13jade 1 year ago
honest to death, one of the best melodic death metal bands!!! \m/
yamahabass333 1 year ago
ROOSTER! CRABFISH!
xLiam96 1 year ago
@xLiam96 haha it does sound like that but its Mustak rakish
Vote1Jimmy 1 year ago
This cant be about Greek mythology because Natan explosion said in "Deathtroll" episode that it is song based on Finland tradition and mythology. i can say you that mythology is kinda similar in whole Europe (dont mind if it is Greek, Slavik, German or Norse). But it is based on Norsman mithology.
MatBerserker 1 year ago
The song is actually about awakening the kraken from greek mythos from it's thousand year slumber. Duh. <.<
I'm the conjurer of demons,
I'm the father of your death. = Hades.
Darkhartx1 1 year ago
@Darkhartx1 greek mythology is amazing has so much interesting shit that happens in it i find it pretty awsome and the ebst religeon
DannyOdbert 1 year ago
AEWSOME!!!!
alpha11kilo 1 year ago
Im the father of your death.
FatalyMaimed 1 year ago
If M-16's shot as fast as those drums, the clip would be wasted in about 2 seconds.
UberPwnage56 1 year ago
@UberPwnage56 not really interesting but i guess a chaingun shoots as fast as the drums?
daniel16693 1 year ago
THE TIME HAS COME..... TO AWAKE HIM!!!
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skizy9212 1 year ago
metal...
bgsk8 1 year ago
"i can't believe we summoned a troll.. why didnt we think of this before?"
GooberNuf 1 year ago 2
i have no religion simply because they call this Devil Music. screw them. this is the music of the heathen gods of the grove. the devil has nothing to do with this.
thewolfkingskeeper 1 year ago
This is why i have religion .. get to listen to any music i want live the life i want to live im free im command of my life no one exept me ... and METAL!!!!!!!
m021394 1 year ago
@twilight4life1 oh your god... why havent you killed yourself yet? O_O
dodo4hire 1 year ago
@dodo4hire XD ... i belief in god but ... thas the best thing i heard ever XD
ricardo15301 1 year ago
hell ya!
grannysquirt69 1 year ago
I´m playing this song as a cover in a week, and its coming out damn nice! Ppl are gonna get their fucking brains blown out
ravenFF32 2 years ago 3
@ravenFF32 That's brutal!
PsiCommando 1 year ago 3
whenever we play this song a killing troll is ressurected in sweden
123JRR456 2 years ago 4
I just resurrected another Killing Troll... >:D
MorSamhain 2 years ago
sweden is so fucked...lol.
ihatethisstupidform 2 years ago
@ihatethisstupidform YES LOLOLOL
ApocalypticaGirl13 1 year ago
I Would Get This As An Alarm Tone For My Alarm Clock...
TheCasualAssassin 2 years ago 4
My favorite song of them!!!!! \m/
DETHKLOK FTW!
ApocalypticaGirl13 2 years ago 2
DIE FOR DETHKLOK!
SquidJerkey 2 years ago
\m/ o.o \m/
Hallomachine 2 years ago
DETHKLOK RULEZ ! them smas my eye off and make me to eat it :D
JeysCZ 2 years ago
Awaken, awaken, awaken, awaken,
Take the land, that must be taken.
Awaken, awaken, awaken, awaken,
Devour worlds, smite forsaken
Man i love this song,DETHKLOK RULEZ!
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this shit is so gay. kanye west is more brutal than dethcock
ffhk1 2 years ago
@ffhk1 lmao.. kanye and his crew vs these guys in a fist fight.. yea right
flyingsnoop 2 years ago
@flyingsnoop kanye would get raped
123JRR456 2 years ago
lmao i know.. if you could see his comment youd understand
flyingsnoop 2 years ago
@flyingsnoop oh i see......
123JRR456 2 years ago
i like dethklok because he is growl so low.i don't like scream but i like slayer.
farrieswong 2 years ago
This is the best song I've heard by them \m/ fucking kickass
JoshRTL 2 years ago 2
why does every one fight on youtube?
theman316 2 years ago 2
@theman316 Well mainly it's because of either trolls or stupidity. Sometimes it will be that noone knows whether you are talking either in sympathy or sarcastically or as an insult. But almost everytime there will always be a troll there, pissing everyone off and just begging for someone to get into an arguement with him, in which case, just say: "Don't feed the trolls" and either report him or if you're feeling lazy mark him as spam.
vortigauntfan 2 years ago 2
are they satanic???????
pimman87 2 years ago
satanic? hell no! satan worships dethklok!
tinbum12 2 years ago 168
@tinbum12 I can tell you a story. Satan repents his evil becasue since he became "the fallen angel" he feels miserable. Now the evil we do is our choice not influenced by satan. Origionally he was banished to hell to be disaplined. Then people on earth that died and went to hell begging to be punished(kevin smiths dogma reference
3200MusicSurfer 1 year ago
@3200MusicSurfer WRONG this is definitely about Cthul'hu (sarcasm).
FlyingEwok3967 1 year ago
@FlyingEwok3967 nice referent of billy and mandy.
3200MusicSurfer 1 year ago
@3200MusicSurfer You, sir, are a christian bastard aren't you? Satan is working with your god because he punishes souls for their sin. Satan has been to Heaven since he was sent to Hell but it was only to ask of your god. Even though you are a christian bastard, you still suck at it.
AliasRue 1 year ago
@AliasRue Ok one I label myself christian even though I explore many different religions to better understand them. Two I know satan has been to heaven(betrayed god, then went back to heaven explaining Job has a happy life because god gives him what he wants thus leading to the sadness god created to prove satan wrong. Three I know that god and satan work together because of eternal punishment of sinners. BTW I listen to metal and still I am christian.
3200MusicSurfer 1 year ago
@tinbum12 in soviet russia, dethklok worships satan! lol
shadowslayer669 1 year ago
@tinbum12 dude. thats fucking revolutionary!! haha well done bro
kedo567 1 year ago
@tinbum12 hahahaha thats fucking awesome!! best comment EVER!!!!
TheWherd 1 year ago
@tinbum12 satan is like a pussy cat compared to dethklok
LinksFan123 1 year ago 2
lol nah not rly, if i remember correctly 1/2 of them are from pantera n the vocalist is a cartoonist called brendon small, he makes the metalocalypse cartoon also made one years back called home movies, alot of ppl label dethklok "wizard metal" cus of all the talk of dragons n vikings n stuff like that in their songs lol
dyrewl 2 years ago
@dyrewl Brendon Smalls sings and plays all instruments but the drums, that are played by Gene Hogland (Fear Factory, ex-Testament, ex-Death, ex-Strapping Young Lad). There's no Pantera members
pepemordor 2 years ago
no if you watch the episode this song is from youd know what it was ment for.
rayman117 2 years ago
no, its a cartoon band man!
lukaskaetano 2 years ago
@lukaskaetano no the cartoon is based of the band kinda
123JRR456 2 years ago
@123JRR456 The band is fictional, was created for the cartoon. But the music is played by real musicians, who play live too.
pepemordor 2 years ago
Hey help me AWAKEN AWAKEN AWAKEN .... I COMMAND YOU TO RISE >> RISE >>> RISE do it
DarkCrusader9999 2 years ago
just for the soul fact that i can almost hear the singer clearly enough that i dont need to read the lyrics off some website is enough to say that this is one of their better songs...
yeah, their instrumental talent is amaxing but other than that, the vocals need more work...
lol, i wonder how many thumbs down im going to get because i spoke my opinions
thaBoooooogerMan 2 years ago 2
@thaBoooooogerMan
i give you a thumbs up XD
will3792 2 years ago
@thaBoooooogerMan I give you thumbs down because I don't like your name D:
NathanTheJiggalo 2 years ago
fin right
frediscool10 2 years ago
lol linkin park sux meteora was passable at best, the rest of their stuff blows cock and no chester can't scream for shit, at least not compared to every other band ive listened to. linkin park needs to go away just like nickelback bitches
jesusjuice1179 2 years ago
@jesusjuice1179 i agree...they helped push the emo wave so fuck em...listen to TOOL
clipcalhoon 2 years ago
I like tool but fuck you
dragonballgene 2 years ago
linkin park doesn't have anything to do with this video but i do agree that some of their music sucks i was a former fan of theirs until i listened to death metal.
JingleHimerSmitt 2 years ago 3
Same :D
Silverstar132 2 years ago
im must say best band ever!! my favorite
Imunizer1 2 years ago
Did Anyone else get the Finntroll reference here?
Vennificus 2 years ago
If you watched the episode, you would see that everyone who has got the reference. Season 1, episode four: Dethtroll.
MrComputergeek666 2 years ago
Many people don't even know that Finntroll is a band
Vennificus 2 years ago
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got it on my ipod : )
acdcrocksmorethanu 2 years ago
This vocal style is alot easier to understand than many other styles. It's pretty clear and straight forward, more low and growly.
batstewart 2 years ago 3
WHORE PUT YOUR SHOES ON!
dickyfartz666 2 years ago
actually its not really that hard do decipher what he says a true metalhead can hear these clearly
robbierules81 2 years ago 45
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thats because i listen to bands with actual vocal talent!
you know.. guys like linkin park, disturbed or godsmack...
VOCAL TALENT!
not mutter under your breath with 2 weeks constipation type vocal talent..
ill admit that dethklok has some pretty fucking amazing instrumentals.. but thats the only complement i can give it
thaBoooooogerMan 2 years ago
-smirk- linkin park? vocal talent? hahahahaha xD some baldy screaming? honestly?? i prefer a deep grunt voice over a pansy screaming.
xarriluseth 2 years ago 9
lol what ever you say kid
thaBoooooogerMan 2 years ago
actual linkin park are great i prefer a deep grunt but they do have alot of talent and you know hes just shaved currently hes usualy got hair lol
pitbulizbak 2 years ago
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HEY!!!!!! LP IS THE SHIT!!!!!! CHESTER CAN SCREAM AND SING HIS ASS OFF!!!!!! Dethklok forever!! LP 4 LIFE!!!!!
oxLmanny 2 years ago
i like lp too, but u still get a thumbs down for typing like a 12 yr old girl
Vinny2994 2 years ago
and you dethklok is great and the bands u mentioned are great 2 but seriusly just because you cant understand someone doesnt mean they dont have talent this is great music vocal included
pitbulizbak 2 years ago 3
You obviously just aren't enough of a real metal fan. You need to get into real metal before death metal or it just sucks once you get into real metal death metal sounds great, i did that, now hardcore punk and death metal sound amazing
deadlysin687 2 years ago
I didn't even know there was a Metalocalypse until I read a comment on youtube at what time it played on [AS] (It was fairly new at the time) love both Dethklok and Metalocalypse.
TehNoobinShow 2 years ago
MUSTA-KRAKISH
skwaab 2 years ago 2
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this song has got to be their best one... why?
BECAUSE YOU CAN HEAR THE LYRICS CLEARLY ENOUGH THAT YOU DONT NEED TO READ THEM!!
unlike every other song they uh... made..
if it wasnt for metalocolyps, i wouldnt have ever heard or cared about this band... there, i said it
thaBoooooogerMan 2 years ago
haha honestly same.i had heard of them and then i started watching the show but i never would have just heard about them
dagreatestjuggalo 2 years ago
dude if you can understand anything dethklok says, you're cleary not a metalhead or someone who listens metal often.
xarriluseth 2 years ago
you mean cant lol fail
twilight4life1 2 years ago
I would put a thumb up for you but your name... fail.
ApocalypticaGirl13 2 years ago