FAIL FAIL FAIL

[MyChemicalFruitCake]

Good Pho.

[ninjake1229]

QOTD: Happiness no doubt

[Crazymofoinamajikbox]

QOTD: Vagina

[bandcot1]

wwwwwwwwwooooooooowwwwwwww inntedi tudoooo

[sskvideo1]

u were suppose 2 quit by then

[kanikabasu]

THIS IS EXACTLY ONE YEAR AFTER YOU SAID YOU WOULD STOP MAKING VIDEOS!!! (im soo glad you didnt!!!)

[dudeimjesus32]

Most delicious thing I've ever eaten is a soul.....I cannot prey upon gingers....for they have no soul.

[cybergirl44]

the most delicious thing i have ever eaten was probably the brother chocolate bunny, he got it for easter. it was good!!!

[rsoxfan123]

Wasnt this supposed to be the last show? haah

[skawtaa]

You keep tricking me into clicking on your vids - good job - but then I immediately flee because you are soooo annoying. But like I said, good job on tricking me to click.

[KyleSpringer12]

QOTD: peanut butter pie

[mrflyingswordchicken]

FUCKING TROLL THATS ALL YOU DO TO GET ATTENTION NAME UR VIDS WITH MISLEADING TITLES YOU BITCH

[roderashthecrash]

u have no life u fucking jew baby!

[darkeangel97]

hey!! Im related to that "D-bag" who invented the sammich! hes like my great great great great............ uncle.

[XiledY0]

9/11 was a conspiracy :D but by the government/illuminati

[SUPERGUITARIST888]

@XiledY0 dude go fuck yourself do you have any idea how many people died in that incident? including my own and my freinds fathers? your even worse than a terrorist

[XiledY0]

@SUPERGUITARIST888 bohoo, doesn't mean the government didn't set it up did it?

[livegems]

@SUPERGUITARIST888 well you better find out who actually did it then... may not be who you think. How, also, about the troops dead and injured?

[b0n3z3z]

@SUPERGUITARIST888 I wouldn't say he's worse.

He didn't kill you and your friends' father [sorry for your lose. It hurts to lose a loved one], he's just being an ignorant fucktard about the whole ordeal.

[Demitassie]

I lol'd a little too hard at the "Most unfortunate name for my children's book".

[MrRawrimapurpledino]

Omg could you talk any faster I was confused after the first 3 seconds ahhhhhhhhh *drinks another mountain dew*

[jdbubby96]

AWwwwwwwwww! That poor puppy!

[qwertyism8]

No, its 12600 calories of diabetes...Enjoy!

[wolf1234link]

wheres the porn? I came here looking for porn



[0tohemineurasthenia]

@wolf1234link So did I. Darn it...

[soulsofghosts]

if you look at the video responses the girl how looks more atractive has more views

[tamsWTFvideos]

Damn, my first PhilyD. video, it doesn't feel like that long ago, but in a few months it'll be a year!

[N2B814]

@tamsWTFvideos Hey, this is my first vid too! ^w^

[mahatew]

@Blundy1993 Mine Too! Fuckin Eh?

[Awegasmic]

You're ****ing welcome.

[neferiusnexus]

"...and the other one thinks it was Conspired by Aliens, Robots, and George Bush, ...and possibly Michael Jackson"

I see you conveniently left-out the C.I.A. (O.O) ...are you hiding something Phil?

/jk

[roman4687]

hell yeah. boobs.



[Gnureplank1]

Is it nike's logo you have on your forehead? ...upside down?

Now I have to watch the hwole video one more time, because during the video, the nike-logo was the only thing I saw :] wohoo!

[matcuth]

=3 rip of

[shorkian]

@matcuth Um, Phil's been around A LOT longer than Ray.

[ApotheosisCM]

Ever notice how most of phil's videos have around the same number of thumbs downs? I think RWJ has an army of trolls disliking every video.

[ninaluvsmikki]

woww, that teacher is a betchh.

[WilsonsTopFangirl]

If you apply Maureen Johnson's/the vlogbrothers' principle to that book, it becomes "My Big Book of Pretty Pussies In Your Pants." I find this quite amusing.

[divinedido]

GUMMMMMMMMMMMMMMEEEEEEEEEHHHHH­HHHHHHHHHHHHHH

[1stab]

Didn't watch video.

[mysticblack111]

OMG luv it

[CAPTAINPLANET1994]

QOTD: my left ear

[graymalkin1234]

Ok, to answer your question it was a marginally larger gummy bear with 12,601 calories

[maggie2941]

samiches

[Ashda8]

Philip DeFranco:- The owner (and probably eater) of the world's Largest Gummi Bear.

Now that's somthing I'm looking for in the next Book of World Records.

[XblackswanXx]

@Ashda8 :/ its the largestgummy bear for sale, many other peoples haves it :/

[titfucker1990]

your vids need to go onto failblog

[gibbsboroturtle]

QOTD: your mothers asshole.

rimjob ftw

[gmj1able]

Holycrap I want a giant gummy bear!!!!

[ChOcOsTaR27]

QOTD: Chocolate covered strawberries...the sexiest treat ever

btw WHATS THAT SONG AT THE END CALLED!?!

[SuicidalStickmen]

@ChOcOsTaR27 Ronald Jenkees - Throwing Fire :)

[ChOcOsTaR27]

@SuicidalStickmen YES!!! THANK U =D

[InhalerDependent]

Oh that's bone? I guess I'll do it really heavy with the Lysol. Awesome

[JustAWannabe95]

win!

[MyAbbynormaLlife]

your voice is so cool..... your funny too.

[cookdizzy33]

Yo Phil I wanna hear youre opinion on the illuminati and conspiracy in the goverment yu should make a video about it its a subject thtat has people fighting like crazy on youtube

[molsen4960]

I love HOLLOW chocolate... I dont' know why but I like them being empty on the inside... just like me... :( LoL.... sorry emo moment. HAHA.

[sonicrocks327]

wow!?! fake boobs? why would you say that? "I mean that was not random at all", says sarcastlickly and i happen to be a girl

[marrotun]

QOTD: SUSHI!!!!!!

[Rocoluke27]

I miss when he did that with the QOTD.

I WANT THAT GUMMY BEAR!

I say "omg more ratings than vies" just because it's funny.

(There ya go, 3 comments in one!)

[jlojlo4166363]

QOTD: pum

[OnUIHate]

QOTD: people who challenge you to a fight and run like a pussy as soon as you go to punch them. Seriously...If you wanna fight then grow a pair of balls

[Rocoluke27]

@OnUIHate: wow, epic fail.

[GeekyGirll18]

:O Geeky want gummy bear... *salivates*

[xxxdeppxxx]

QOTD: ben and jerry's cookie dough ice cream

[slayer7766]

kim is hot

[rock1chica]

i dont think kim kardashian's boobs are fake. im not a fan btw im just saying i honestly think they might be real.

[Dosagu]

hahaha, theres only one way to find out, get close to her, and grave then. :)

[EireneOtrera]

OMG, I think It might be that gummy bear if I had it, that or jams with pecan pie and real good turkey stuffing and cornbread and carbonera. I can't choose one. =)

[EireneOtrera]

Best line of this post: "And I will name this contraption after myself, because I'm a doucebag! " lol. =)

[LittleMsHybrid]

I loved your talking politics on YouTube analogy.

[StopSocialismUSA]

Sorry Phil, but public option is just a nudge toward socialism

[cassidyy24]

this guy is trying to 1up to RayWillianJohnson haha

[MrBrower11]

lol look at the monkey in the back WINNN

[Metroidknot]

Not sandwiches, but sammiches because thats how phil does it lol

[Qtexs]

You rock!!!! :D

[justinjoewills]

Bored of you now. Sorry, unsubbing.

[eyeheartpancakes]

why would you announce that?

nobody cares.

[randomfan15]

love the ending! X3

[BeanbagJoe1]

This video is FAIL.

[chunkychunk2]

megan fox's pus....cat

[fofal]

If you guys like Facebook Fails, you must try and visit lolonmywall(dot)com

[ikojegex]

pussy what did u expect =P

[BlueAngel20132485]

....eggs and green ham.....random yes but F*%#$ GOOOOOOD what you do is take grass Cloriform and alot hot girls and mix it into eggs and then you have the perfect date rape "food" ever BLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA­AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA­AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA­AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA­AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA­AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA­AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA­AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA­AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA­AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA­AAAAAAAAAAAARG

[babybunny43]

I would like to point out that exactly one year ago (from the date of this video) you said you would be ending the PDS. I am so happy that as of today, January 23, 2010, you still have not stopped. I was just wondering if you even remembered you said it lol

[juniorerdude366]

Caremelised sugar goo

[lolboyQQS]

yo moma's p*ssy :P

[StixVanHouten]

where the hell do you get a gummy bear that size? and how did they get phil's address?

[volleyvolpe]

the fly boy goes to my school. i can't believe that anyone actually found this interesting enough to make it news

[Alixandrahahaha]

QOTD, even though it's too late.... That fly. Even if the A was fake.

[skeezo1988]

THIS SHOW-THATS NOT REALLY A SHOW IS SO GOOD, sometimes not all the time

[Keymoriah]

that is a big ass gummy bear

[Metroidknot]

The most unfortunate name, for a children's book!

[TheMovieLoverz]

I mean 1:49

[TheMovieLoverz]

Haha look at 1:50

[creed455]

Qutd. Food

[MissShelbyCain]

you would be the most delsih thing id like to taste ;)

[1001mcr1001]

that looks like shane dawsons dog

[leosrox]

qutd: my first mcdonalds french fry

[SectorZ157]

What on Earth is name of the song that is at the end of your episodes?! It sounds very familiar. Grrrr it's driving me insane.

[greekgodess39]

well i thought you were going to end

[Meltb10]

... whats with you and women making sandwiches? im new to your vidz so it seemz like theres a history behind it !! ... somewhat sexist to me?!!

[Rawrrrx19]

We make great sandwiches. That's about it.

[mohamadalikazi]

yawn...

[meebagirl2010]

that puppy at the end was so cute

[zelotbrood]

a virgin pussy!

[wesisagisback]

..pussy

[zeal0t117]

QOTD: my ball hair............. i was curious

[dali19981998]

Aww that puppy at the end is soooooooooooooooooooo cute 

[borntobewildforever]

caviar

[golferyne]

QOTD: In 'n Out Burger's burger and fries because they're so freakin' good!

[EmoRooster]

QOTD: vagina. just kidding. Kind of

[shadows105]

1:44 funny

[laiseylabell]

QOTD : Shorty's cheesburgers .. the best .

[lifeinapage]

I am a 10yr old looking for porn to escape my fear of aliens

[Okamifanj]

QOTD: An In N' Out Burger burger =)

[zmoerder]

holy shit!!! i want a huge ass gummy too!!! put it in a wimming pool they expand like crazy

[213114960]

this was supposed to be his last one, he said so in i previous video

[ballerinarachet11]

QOTD: The big blue gummy bear.

[CrazySwordsgirl]

yes.

[IrisMadeline]

name this contraption after myself, for I am a douchebag

lulz

[vukasinthevule]

we be ited shit

[UrFellowJohn]

thas was the best FAIL EVAR!!!

[CorkyXtheXNinja]

That is the Greatest Sponsor video yet Phil.

[MOOKiiE011]

QOTD: rigatonni with white meat chicken!!

[iamthenextvilla]

i can just say......fail

[Hellmyerstwin]

I quite enjoyed the third one about 9/11.

You make me laugh quite frequently. :D

[flagout1]

were's da porn?

jk

[nilsen93]

hehe, the tastiest? UR MOTHERS FUCKING..... pie?

[cmckilla]

crap your pants funny . book of pretty pussies

[the26thhour]

Most delicious?

I believe her name was Yeni.

[megano323]

miketheripper666? hmm, yeah that name isnt creepy at all. (backs away slowly)

[gregzyww]

yeah ur right. but when it comes down to it its stereotype is based of a derogatory assumption of a type of ppl

[XvonmetalX]

something like that. nice to be able to have a discussion on youtube without trolls screaming FAGOTT all the time

[Arad737]

This was supposed to be your last video... hmmm Phil

[iamjurell]

tee hee. my name is rufus

[Americanidealist]

Your girlfriend's pussy.

[miketheripper666]

yep

[stevenathp2]

pussy

[supremeoveralskaters]

that puppy is so cute!

[mariobro143]

Thats Oak Ridge High fo ya

[gregzyww]

He didnt want to eat and drink at the same time.. he wanted to eat and play poker lol

[XvonmetalX]

how true... i know im brittish so i know how much we want to play poker ( yay, stereotypes!!!)

[gregzyww]

a stereotype is based on observation and some facts..a stereotype only damages an individual not a group

[XvonmetalX]

i thought a stereotype was seeing an individual in a group and judging the whole group after that individual, hence the point that just because some rich englishmen play poker alot doesnt meen all of us brits do it xD

[bloodyclowns2017]

@XvonmetalX you are correct

[ljllucky62]

CO... i meant pussy... i swear...

[jordangirlhearts]

1stclass09: you dated lady gaga??

[limboturff444]

Hey phil i really like the song that plays at the end of this video whats the name of it and who is it by?? white chocolate diped rice crispy treats

[Nukillis]

@limboturff444 It is Throwing Fire by Ronald Jenkees.

Check the freakin' description, people.

[kryptynite76]

My pet peeve is people that post the comment "first" while trying to get fist comment post. But really, why does it matter???

[Live4Traveling]

One of my pet peeves is when you have this really cute boy talking to you and some bitch comes and makes him talk to her instead and then you sob while you sink into the background crowd of people

[TheKylud]

1:49

AHAHAHAHAHAHAH

[PhilDeFrancoFTW]

The Most Unfortunate Name For A Children's Book XD

[Curtainmonsterr]

Teachers STILL don't get fired if they're banging their students, because the principal is probably doing the same thing. Why would they want to put the school in the limelight?

[lukassnakeman]

king crab

[destinyluckk]

Haha I love your shows they are so funny and I learn a lot I didn't know

[cardboard365]

please watch my videos i put so much effort in !

[doublepa14]

holy shit i wanna c his sources for like extemp

lol

[IlidianStormrage]

i want that gummy, GIVE MY THE GUMMY, THE GUMMY COMMANDS ME!!

[sonikdude49]

@IlidianStormrage steave

[Ivikingr]

QOTD: I put my mouth over a corpse's vagina & had someone stomp on her belly. When it hit the back of my throat, i could've filled an old man's sock with all the pre-cum that dribbled out of my happy handle. Best thing I've ever ate.

[DWalker101]

@Ivikingr I read that, and I swear I died a little on the inside..

[tngirl55]

i think i am scarred for life after reading that.

[irisflower231177]

He should zoom out a bit on his cam eh?

[mattg109]

YAY for free health care in the UK

[Atheist269]

QOTD: VA GI NA ( i wish LOL, havent had any yet :o). no, actually, QOTD: Lobster fest at red lobster :D (well, one of the yummiest things i've eeaten anyway)

[datonz]

I concur with VA GI NA. It's yummy.

[lozieissocool]

ahhhh im getting a huge gummy bear 4 chrimble!!

[VicodinES]

Was it what or who was the most delicious thing that I have eaten.I guess it was some really Great Cherry Pie. Well I guess that answers either question.

[xjpar3]

u sed this would be your last video... one year ago

[beardies4eva]

LMAO at the childrens book xD

[rockerhead247]

Yeah, I'm sure you're not a 40 year old guy pedophile.

Take the E of ped