Awesome Dog - Awesome Show Season Three Fan Promo

[dconnorz]

hahaha holy fuck this beats all the season 5 promos

[tygersflowerz]

This kicks so much ass........ I'm still laughing. xD

Hands-down THE BEST.

[RealBloppy]

Hahahaha.  Holy crap this is awesome.

[coolguysproductions1]

ya blew it

[SnorklinWithCudas]

@coolguysproductions1 agree

[StratusSticky]

That was really good

[techstormster]

ahh, the mustard sound made this one... Would have won if had more computer editing! You can't just watch the show and imitate it. You have to LIVE it

[bombshellMartiny]

this should have one 1st for sure!

[varukers82]

Great job!

[jbearden]

this is THE SHIT!

[MastaKillah666]

Great Job!!  Sexy shirt too!

[masterjoejoe]

lmfaoooo!!!! Amazing.

[RENICKUL0US]

Good enough for a poke, right Larr?

[ratava911]

I'm gonna give that a no-poke

[iamburwell]

hahaha brilliant

[Gameguru667]

Not a bad submission. Rats off to ya

[lol2232]

Acting doesn't make looks.

[lesteroaks]

dream girl = one who likes tim and eric

[Perlustrate]

dream girl = one who stands over hot dogs and squeezes out a whole bottle of mustard... probably acting though :(

[jungltemptress]

@lesteroaks Oh, we're out there. And now that there's no more T&E or Check It Out, we're at a loss for what the hell to watch.

[joecassara]

@lesteroaks The kind of girl who likes Tim and Eric weighs in at about 300lbs, smells like the ethnic food isle at the supermarket, and has never purchased any form of feminine hygiene product. And I'm by no means knocking the brilliance of T&E.

[summitthescale]

@joecassara Actually most of the girls that like Tim and Eric are really cute hipster chicks. Which is definitely my bread and butter. Definitely gotten my poke on with a few of them, capeche?

[joecassara]

@summitthescale That's really no better than what I proposed. Hipsters are pathetic.

[summitthescale]

@joecassara Eh, really good looking girls who are down to fuck doesn't sound too bad to me. I could are less if they were hipster.

[joecassara]

@summitthescale There's no accounting for taste anymore. I've never met a hipster chick that was "really good looking". But, hey, glad you're getting some. I just hope you're wearing a condom, lest you catch something from those cumdupsters. ;)

[w561]

I get it... I get it.

[Spo8]

Oh god. So good.

[normloman]

hahahaha

[diligentsesame]

holy crap bear i finally understand you. no, that's a lie, i just understand why i don't watch tim and eric more. HA! well i might get around to watching it someday...

but is that your sis?

[moustachers]

yup yup... she made me remove her name though. thought it might be "embarrassing" to be "associated" with this most awesome of shows.

there's not really anything funny that rhymes with your name that would make a good nickname. except, like, Vicki-Wicki...pedia.

[leela145]

that was a fun promo. :)

[kirknasty]

i just pooped

[wellisnthatspecial]

well did you clean it up?

[kirknasty]

no i just stood up. on my stool

[jayfiver]

That was kinda creepy but....

Great Job!

[mysologringo]

your a waste

[heydanbud]

i'd have to give it a noooo poke.

[Spo8]

You blew it...

I loved her.

[liquidmetal12]

will you rape me

[barringer82]

god, it's so good

[IO1011]

The reason I didn't enter the contest was I watched this and figured I shouldn't bother.

Robbed.

[johnbourbon]

ooowee i'd like to see your puppy lappin up all them mustardy weiners!

[johnbourbon]

what did you do with the dogs?

[moustachers]

still have them. want any?

[johnbourbon]

come on now, you still got them dog lyin around?

[smarfling]

Best I've seen...good bearing btw when the mustard bottle farts.

[capitanchadwig]

Great Job!

[CodyRicheson]

Lady, I like your style. That's too much mustard for one room.

[liquidmetal12]

will you rape me?

[darcyUSA21]

Great One awesome try!

[LINY631]

You're my dream girl and I'm in love with you. I want to date you for several months and then break up but try to stay friends until we just stop talking to each other.

[rwp80]

LINY631: ROFL hahah!!! +1 for you, sir.

[rapsucks1776]

Christopher Hitchens wrote a great piece on why it is that women aren't funny. You should google it.

[johnbourbon]

except for lesbians like ellen, rosie, paula poundstone, et al

[NESqik13]

This is terrible. It is not random at all. Hot dogs and mustard go well together. Asking random people in the street that you would prefer if they didnt use orgon blasters to vaporize your acorn nipples would be good.

[moustachers]

can you please make said video? I would really love to see it.

[disturbingfish]

I don't know what the big deal is on this. You clearly have AIDS in your face. Go away.

[moustachers]

I'm not really sure what you're talking about, sir. the AIDS is in my whole body, not concentrated in one singular area (wouldn't that be silly)!

[binsuck]

"too cute"

i thought you were the best one.

[brandofo]

rose, your mustard makes me all hot. will you go out with me?

[shalaneFNmiller]

thats real good

[brandofo]

lol this is hilarious

[hintysen]

Would this have been even funnier if the camera would have started on your grinning face, with those sounds, then tilted down slowly to show all the mustard (thus making people stop wondering what that sound was). Huh? HUH? Answer me!

[moustachers]

it might have been. but the point of this one was to surprise people with the creepy-face. like as though this person had been standing there for hours, looking straight ahead, squeezing mustard...

[Arribasalsayessir]

The best ones are made by girls. HELL YES!

[antarctica]

you should have one! this is the best one!

[pureguava]

I think it has to be 30 seconds....hope you aren't disqualified because of 5 seconds...

[meganoftheganja]

hahahah lawlz

[1337NoFear1337]

holyshit EWW.

[foxfire9]

WOAH! I was expecting the face of you, not Rose!! Do you have any idea how frightening it was to see such extraordinary camera work from someone so shaudy that they would use their own sister to intrigue the gents and the lesbians of the world with her mustard-squeezing action! Hardcore man, and not so much as a warning! What am I going to tell the McLellan's kid's parents, huh? That it just happened to pop up when I was looking for "Triple X Sausage Vendors"?! You got a lot to answer for, bub.

[moustachers]

then I accomplished exactly what I was going for.

[especially the McLellan kid part. he deserves a whuppin'.]

[deekismusic]

hahaha