Survival Guide: Elephant Charge

[RECKOGNING1]

britney spears wuld pick A and run inbetween it's legs and play pole dancing time XD

[cottonblur]

D: Sing Friday so the elephants will run away.

[skaterboy0206]

i pull down my pants and show him my Dominance!

[neil2611]

Option D, Turn and run straight to between its legs then scream and yell !

[alex123n]

@neil2611 yell to his balls and penis ? :D thats a good idea, maybe it could scare :D :D haha, im kiding he only could cum you and than crash you to pieces :D

[SkyMyco1]

WTF SCREAM AND YELL IM RNNING THE HELL D:<

[TheSongs4life]

RAWWWWRR!!!

[YunKa94]

OW WAH AHHH AHHH AHHH! i think thats not a problem for me

[Svippster]

Why should we trust Mike Fay? -_-

[saw4650]

Bring Justin Bieber on your safari

[LovedHorsies]

screaming and yelling is really a good way to live.

[FSUfanatic11]

what if the elephant is deaf??

[Merchendize]

This is the only reason why I got Justin Bieber songs on my phone.

I hate screaming, so if I play that I can probably scare off most animals in those vicious jungles...

[MegaHolymoly]

Run between its legs.. Really?

How about a combo of B and C? lol

[DirectorStudios24]

Go under he/she and punch em in the kahoona!

[losttaker]

give him a chuck norris roundhousekick

[namesmichaell]

Scream and Yell until you attract a tiger and run away and you'll attract an elephant then scream and yell again and attract another tiger then run away and attract another elephant then you're dead. :\ BEST WAY: stay home!

[zXFADEReAPzZ]

you should get chuck norris to kick all thier asses

[Nubs4TheWin]

Choice Z: Stay inside.

[FD7XGU8X]

Try that when a tiger comes out of no where

[nastyboyfu]

D. Get your bazooka. You know what to do.

[Skaterblood1]

would this work if the elephant was jimbo lol. Check out my channel for cool and amazing videos. You'll Love it.

[TheRader101]

Yell for chuck Norris. DUH!!!

[xXxMrMysteryxXx]

He ran into a 3 ton surprise. What the fuck was my girlfriend doing there?!?

[Ben91ftw]

SHOOT

[McMuffin12100]

How To Survive A Elephant Charge.

A) Run Like FUCK!

[HUNTERimp1]

who needs to survive a elephant attack, i dont live in africa and never will visit africa

[deadking90]

scream liek goku and go super saiyan

[Bloodlytradingcord]

d.use a adrenaline shot and beat its ass show its whos boss

[SuperDevilsdelight]

Runs into a three ton surprise, my shit

[32997923]

But what if you are yelling and nearby lion hears your SCREAMS!!!!! .. won't he just come and get YOU!!!!!!!! ... lol

[darkXdragonz5492]

WRONG ON MANSWERS THEY SAID TO JUMP ON ITS TUSK THEN SCREAM AND CALL FOR HELP!

[megaplayboy007]

I kinda like option A, how would that turn out? o.O

[OnThatBass]

@megaplayboy007 an action movie

[UndeadAustralia]

i wonder if these people ever start out how theyre supposed to but then get scared and end up running away anyway

[Represent033]

I heard "Run between his leg"

[yezidi11]

A sounds good to me

[blackysboy]

elephant charge huh hmmmm elephant gun?

[Adityac1]

DON'T PISS OF THE ELEPHANT

[MrRude01]

Option D. Bring bear grylls with you to eat him.

[feeltheillinois]

hahaha run between its legs, the obvious choice of course

[meepfeet]

@feeltheillinois Unless it decides to pass out

[veggiewarriors]

Channel President Bush and swing from one tree to the next...

[1987GAshley]

Plead insanity. It'll back off!

[southhampton91]

Convert it to a Christian

[1987GAshley]

@southhampton91

Hahaha..."the power of Christ compels you"

[veggiewarriors]

i'd say play dead. It gives you practice for the real thing, lol!

[Megashehri]

@veggiewarriors LoooooooooooL xD 

[kenzieflii]

Glad I know what to do if I ever encounter an elephant stampede. Oh wait...

[SuperWildsnorlax]

LMFAO...........

[superladygagalover1]

D. GET YA MACHINE GUN AND SHOOT ALL THE BULLETS OUTOF IT. THEN RELOAD.

[oldParasiteSingle]

That's true, but I'm sure standing your ground only works reliably with small cows. A huge bull elephant insane with rage won't give a crap if you throw a mouse at it while its charging you. Sounds like massive crush injuries to me.

[thrall164]

E:Make you pissed of wife attack it(at least you wont get hurt)

[1LOLicous]

dont do anything tohurt the elephant just SCREAM AND YELL

[symodiezel]

ring ya lawyer.

[CapitanoGUC]

@symodiezel mak e simply a knot at his Proboscis ...:-D

[deenman23]

some of these optional choices on these vids are funny

[chena3]

D .. grab the elephants nose..

[MyQwerty678]

i have an idea get a shotgun ^.^

[panfrick]

D. Beat the HELL out of it!!!

[1LOLicous]

@panfrick

THAT WOULD BE SO EVIL

[megashadow99999]

what if u have a soar throut

[erin051]

turn around, bend over, and then fart hard again! they have long nose to smell it. XD

[starfan28]

we have elephants ALL OVER America, this is just what i needed!

[Juiss2]

Yell at him, A.K.A attract predators.

[icsomethingshiny124]

D. Climb up a tree.

[starfan28]

@icsomethingshiny124 Knock the tree down :s

[Pacman117productions]

LOL THROW A MOUSE

[dude2006090]

id run betwwen its leg's lol it wont be able to see me =O

[alicegal777]

@dude2006090 it wouldnt have to see you. you would be trampled.

[Heemsky]

elephant "what the freak man just trying to be curious havnt seen one of u pplz since i was visiting my uncle...Elfronphant"

[Upscalemadness]

Dont go near an angry fucking elephant

[sirhs6991]

What they didn't tell you was this guy was soon after killed because he figured the same think would work on lions.

[Assasins30Media]

Option E > minigun time !! :D

[Kiamehr]

elephant did not want to have anything to do with this crazy ass mufucking jungle dude....

[klaywaffle]

just feed the damn things peanuts they love it

[alicegal777]

@klaywaffle you watch too much tv. go ahead and try throwing a peanut at a 4 ton elephant when its running toward you. see what happens.

[SuperBUGGzBUNNY]

OMG screw that i'll scream and run away at the same time!!

[MrDpsc]

We were charged by an elefant from a guided car.

But as we go to desolate places, the guides have not much education.

I was scared as hell while the driver tried to drive backwards and became blocked. Little did I know he had a gun. one shot and the elephant ran away.

[TheParakah]

DAMN NATURE, YOU AGRESSIVE!

[WorldPeace4All6]

@TheParakah

Not as aggressive as your mom is in bed.

[ninabanina404]

it was funny when he was saying "RAWR!"

[AzNgiftedkid]

What about option E? Get Chuck Norris as a Bodyguard?

[kiyoko0369]

if you picked A you would get elephant dick in your face o.O

[StarveRBA]

I would pull a "Tony Jaa maneuver" by running up it's face and then slamming the palm of my hand on top of its head. Taming the beast and dropping it to its knees. This is proven the most effective beyond all other techniques. Only if your that "Bad Ass" though. lol.

[arriesdavid]

@StarveRBA yeah, then just be prepare to be in custudy..

[klaywaffle]

throw peanuts

[Raptiosaur]

why is it always C

[TheCoolpara]

@Raptiosaur watch bear attack, there it is B :)

[rshharrison]

I say run up and punch its fat ears.

[sam7666]

Ok what if plan A fails? You scream and yell and the bastard just keeps coming? LOL

[drwhopk]

then you call your mom... lol

[eTiph]

Then run towards it, screaming.

[ImpelMotion]

Its like fire, don't fuck with it and you won't get burnt. Same applies, stop yelling it the poor fella I don't think he really gives two shits about your presence :/

[lex123999]

jump on its head like Tony Jaa

[JABBAzaola]

stare it in the eyes..

then a few moments past..

your in heaven =)

[IvanBeSerious]

or Plan E, put maniacs and idiots like NeoQuello in the electric chair.

But these tips could come in handy, altough I will never visit Africa or India to see the animals beacuse I dont wanna bother them, too many dumb tourists that do that already

[NeoQuello]

plan A be armed with an assault rifle...

plan B be armed with a back up micro machine gun

plan C have ur flamethrower fired up

plan D be on ur dirtbike with the engine running

[lilmb94]

@NeoQuello

Plan E stop playing too much video games.

[madzy006]

urm, jump out the fucking way?

[luigiperso]

run between it's legs? LMFAO

[freshshushi]

i would just take a katana and cut the elephant's legs of

[Kegona]

What about option D? Throw a mouse at it?

[XxToKyOmEwxX]

It will get scared and get even more dangerous.

[CharlesMVP]

LMFAO..

[MetalHeart8787]

@Kegona Elephants don't have computers OR would know how to

use a Mouse they have NO fingers..

Relax dummies its a JOKE

good to know - i would have started Running

[bishketflux]

@Kegona Option E, pull his ear 

[tommerthemen]

@Kegona

:D this is not a cartoon, just Supemouse :D fly mouse fly, i believe you can fly xD... wouldnt work

[chase1146]

@Kegona well some dont have a random mouse in there pocket

[Megashehri]

@chase1146 will than someone have to keep a rat in his pocket for such common problems.

[mario737ify]

@Kegona You know the elephant is not frightened by a mouse, eyewitness video tested to see if this was really true and the elephant was even hindered by the mouse.

[TheLeo3255]

lol i would probably do nothing, we all would be probably paralised, ADMIT IT!

[alexandraclavette]

screaming and yell and not moving is the best cause then ur telling the animal that this is ur place and ur not moving and most animals will respect that and just back away

[luigiperso]

you watched too many Tarzan movies,my dear

[donkeyfieldmouse]

Bullshit, if a 3 Ton African elephant is charging, do you think yelling is going to stop it?

[luigiperso]

lol, that's because she thinks that when an elephant charges you, all you have to do is impersonating Tarzan. What a sound strategy.

[L3thalShad0ws7]

Just be like

-hey fatass, you forgot to turn off the iron

then the elephant will say

-U SILLY BITCH! ELEPHANTS DONT FORGET

then you say

-hey dumbfatass, u dont have an iron

And that will probably just piss it off more so.... err nevermind0_o

[JPdakilla23]

lmfao xD

[lapatria100]

OMG STUPIDEST OPTION,(run towards it's legs) even Paris hilton and the California girl thinks it's stupid.

[KenriZeR2]

throw a mouse to the elephant

[lexacost]

that's a good one XD

[GoldSamuraiArmor]

Now that I think of it, going around 45 degrees behind the elephant to make him turn around fully...then running in another 45 degree angle to make him reposition to chase you may be the best bet. But if you have enraged an elephant...no point in trying to scare it, it's pissed off.

[icantwaitforgears2]

u cud ask it politely to leave you alone :P

[AnihiIus]

/watch?v=HkLLOH7qXPg

/watch?v=G7X24_vOWwU

[AWickedMind]

Instinct is going to override survival guide knowledge. If I was in a situation where an elephant was charging me, I'd run for the trees. Tons of trees will not only probably hide me, but also at the very least slow the thing down so I can get away. I couldn't imagine just standing there and shouting while it makes a beeline for me.

[prohemanth]

hey me heard that u shld run round and round in circle when an elephant chases u........is it true?

[xenomann442]

elephants aren't very agile i would think. I would run in a zig zag though because at least you're getting away at the same time.

[prohemanth]

no dude..............I guess an elephant will easily outrun a human............u run in circles cause cause an elephant will find that difficult

[XPowerFoxX]

i know right!! this video is lame!! XD cuz you can just run to the left side... just dont let the elephant chase you in a STRAIGHT direction

[909540]

You couldn't outrun an animal with larger muscles and longer legs. This is regardless of the direction you choose. I would say yell and scream and intimidate the animal while backing away at the same time. This is the technique that you use to survive black bears as well.

[danchan101]

rarghhhhhh

[therequiembellishere]

It had a baby, of course it's pissed!

[MAFHHZB]

I'd show it a picture of Bruce lee: -ready to kick... And switch on some cat sound track in my tape recorder.

[SpeedStrike7]

persoanlly i;d wait till the lag mintues the jump/roll to the side D:

[Doritosmoment]

Or how about D: outfit yourself with a SPAS 12 gauge and turn it's brainmatter into housepaint when the elephant get's cheeky.

[gamemaker60]

Laughed so fucking hard reading your comment xD

[serpenthya]

Thanks for the tip! I'll try to remember!

"uhmm... what did National Geografic say about the elephant..... I think it was run between the legs... that was the first answer, so that might be it!"

[KorpusKrusty]

ROFLMAO

[apollo6239]

i concur

[D3gobong]

how do u survive war elephants?

[haneythegod]

spartan kick

[shelbyfanman]

well u right click them then click attack or something. lol age of empires..

[ca5566]

poke them with a spear xDD

[burningivie]

monks. all persian units are vulnerable to them lol

[TooMuchForIt]

i think the elephant choose to walk away when he yell because it doesn't want to mess with a crazy guy like him.

[FredThaSlayer]

1st, if you run between it legs, youll prolly get knocked cold by its smeckle...

[MyNameRulzDealWithIt]

Pretty much anyone who gets too close to an agressive bull or a protective mother.

[choanx]

why he dont wear a shirt? ;p

[navafsar]

Researchers most likely i guess? lol

[904305518]

OMG!! ELEPHANTS

[basedonafanfiction]

well i'd shit myself

[kelvynyeang]

its easy to say, but in the situation, wed be shaking shitless

[death32123]

i would just CLIMB ON IT AND RIDE IT AROUND THE PLACE

^_^

[retardedspacealien]

nobrainer....c ofcourse

[comandermalander456]

lol people that cant talk wat do they do XD lol they will get killed

my best guess is for them to throw its arms in air while throwing stuff

[D33Lux]

WTF is that guy in the end doing? Yell at it, don't make pirate sounds you dummy! Arrrgghh "I cannot aford to buy a t-shirt". Arrrgghh, "I'm sick of paying taxes" Arrgghh, "That hooker turned out to be a guy", Arrgghhh.

[wastedsk8r]

lmao! that's really funny lol

[RsEvi1Sh4dow]

wat shoud mutes do?

[aahhmmeedd112233]

well they would have to wave there arms so fast that it makes a loud whooshing sound :D

[sweetymindy94]

just shoot the damn elephant it makes a loud sound and it kills the elephant

no wait, thats kinda vicious :P

[Vivalabam1994]

well thats what it could do or it will just keep on charging towards you and think ok you can scream but im much bigger

[dannythemany566]

take a gun much faster and who the fuck

would run under an elephants legs. A retard thats who

[pietime0900]

ooo thanks, where am i guna find an elefant -.- even if u go there ud probly take a gun anyway

[BroderickGoertzen]

Known to jungle natives as the Aggeg Loh' Fahna.

Which literally translates to Tree Nose Testicle.

Better known as the elephant, they have evolved over time to have a large trunk. Which has a single purpose. Pick Pocket and or stealthily steal polished stones, or valuable objects from locals.

Jails have be adapted for persecuted elephant thieves and local law enforcement have recent developed new tactics for apprehending these naturally occuring criminals.

Fun Fact

[kodxsection8]

A) run between its legs!! lol

[albert885]

Whatever you choose men you will end up with C

because if run then chase you and get crash youll scream and same with letter b:)

[larstig95]

one thing i like facking scream like a maniac is lol

[CrazyCantaloupe]

wow thanks for the tip ill defiantly try it next time i go to africa......

(sarcasm)

[JamesHaich]

run RUN run inbetween 2 trees and see it get thought because youll be screaming when your busy shouting at it because it will flatten you