I'll never understand why men have such a haircut. You know, bald in the middle and hairy on the sides. Just cut the damn thing.
The only people in the history of menkind who thought it was cool were the Dominican monks. And they thought it was cool only, because they found it unattractive to the women, therefore it would prevent them from getting hit on by them and helping them to remain in celibacy.
@MEEHOWtv It adds to their character.. will ferrell used to be a football player and was in shape but now he has a gut and it just somehow makes him more funny
@gangsterlad86 You have to find the humor in his lack of enthusiasm. His jokes are funny, but the humor is in the fact that he looks and sounds like he's about to hang himself right on stage (or the fact that someone like that is telling jokes). Not everyone finds the humor in that, but those who do find it hilarious. Though that's my opinion, I'm sure there are plenty of reasons for liking his comedy :P
@xZimnii Apparently his stage persona reflects the fact that he is a very introverted guy and quite nervious about performing in front of people, so he developed this persona to suit his own characteristics.
The joke I use (I also do stand-up, not nearly as successful...and no Oscar) is 'I saw the commercial Only You Can Prevent Forest Fires, so I called the Department of the Interior and said that unless they gave me a million bucks I wasn't going to do anything.'
He was at my college graduation today. I wish he did an act or something. He said "I'd like to congratulate everyone here today...especially the graduates". But Lucille O'Neal (Shaq's Mom) was there and talked for about 10 minutes prior to that.
"I used to work in a place that manufactured fire hydrants. You couldn't park anywhere near the place." - Steven Wright (classmate of Denis Leary at Emerson College)
I spilled spot remover on my dog and now hes gone...
ButcherGod 4 hours ago
He was the voice of the radio host in the Quentin Taratino movies "Pulp Fiction" and "Reservoir Dogs"
TheMasculinist 2 days ago
I type "witty comedian" this is the first thing that pops up, kudos youtube.
Walrus563 2 weeks ago
ha ha ha ha aaaaaaaaaaa HA!
sooper2dooper3 3 weeks ago
a prescription .....ran out
mulipoz 1 month ago
a prescription what?
MaggogZ 1 month ago
How can you not like him? This man is a genius!
BergamoFirenzeSGV 1 month ago
Thurgood, i'll be fine......the robbery is what's important now!
66605777 3 months ago
^_^
Instrumentals4Sale 4 months ago
Thanks.....
pinedajr824 4 months ago
I love this particular routine. I met him in 2010 at The Variety Playhouse.
lifrson 5 months ago
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my comedy is just like this but no one knows who i am. check out my channel.
joshgret 5 months ago
I'll never understand why men have such a haircut. You know, bald in the middle and hairy on the sides. Just cut the damn thing.
The only people in the history of menkind who thought it was cool were the Dominican monks. And they thought it was cool only, because they found it unattractive to the women, therefore it would prevent them from getting hit on by them and helping them to remain in celibacy.
MEEHOWtv 6 months ago
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@MEEHOWtv cool story, but this is a comedy video
lukeee117 6 months ago
@MEEHOWtv
They have it cause they like it. Simple as that, you like your hair and your clothing style, he likes his.
Christofonopolus 6 months ago
@Christofonopolus
someone has similar haircut to steven wright :)
MEEHOWtv 6 months ago
@MEEHOWtv It adds to their character.. will ferrell used to be a football player and was in shape but now he has a gut and it just somehow makes him more funny
DANIAC262 5 months ago
He's funny not a lot of energy in him but th jokes wer funny :-)
mg4702 7 months ago
i put spot remover on my dog now he's gone
bilboTeabaggins9393 7 months ago
is it just me that does not find this guy funny? i know im british but there are many american comedians that i enjoy where as this guy....bores me.
gangsterlad86 7 months ago
@gangsterlad86 You have to find the humor in his lack of enthusiasm. His jokes are funny, but the humor is in the fact that he looks and sounds like he's about to hang himself right on stage (or the fact that someone like that is telling jokes). Not everyone finds the humor in that, but those who do find it hilarious. Though that's my opinion, I'm sure there are plenty of reasons for liking his comedy :P
xZimnii 7 months ago
@xZimnii Apparently his stage persona reflects the fact that he is a very introverted guy and quite nervious about performing in front of people, so he developed this persona to suit his own characteristics.
NoxiousRob 5 months ago
hes pretty montone fr a comedian...theres no energy...but the jokes are ok i guess...
SergiosTorrents 7 months ago
@SergiosTorrents
That is Steven Wright's persona...
Darkez982 7 months ago
c'mon. this guys funny
venttCo 7 months ago
He looks like the angry ghost from the movie "Ghost." I mean the ghost from the subway station.
changl72 8 months ago
@changl72 - i dont think so. that guy had scary eyes.
pillarsofserpents 7 months ago
does anyone think this guy looks like a skinny george costanza?
jontko17 8 months ago
The joke I use (I also do stand-up, not nearly as successful...and no Oscar) is 'I saw the commercial Only You Can Prevent Forest Fires, so I called the Department of the Interior and said that unless they gave me a million bucks I wasn't going to do anything.'
Gunman610 8 months ago
He was at my college graduation today. I wish he did an act or something. He said "I'd like to congratulate everyone here today...especially the graduates". But Lucille O'Neal (Shaq's Mom) was there and talked for about 10 minutes prior to that.
snikktlez 9 months ago
his hair is funnier than he is! lol......
LordHines420 10 months ago
@LordHines420 Its his source of power D:
Shadowfang3000 9 months ago
"I used to work in a place that manufactured fire hydrants. You couldn't park anywhere near the place." - Steven Wright (classmate of Denis Leary at Emerson College)
SoreBakka 10 months ago
very nice.
pacifiedfools 11 months ago
Today while out for a walk I found a giant clowns eye- that was a big plus!
nicaskey1 11 months ago
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you call it, me or tails...
sfsTrader 11 months ago
Haha, I like how he's like so serious while saying such funny things :P
Poutchyka 1 year ago 2
LMAO!
g3m1n1z 1 year ago
I rarely see him smile....
CST44Ounce 1 year ago
original and funnnnnnnnnnnnny!
formattester6 1 year ago 2
"no i'm just very far away" genius >:I
poopiepants0410 1 year ago 2
I know exactly what Ron Burgundy would say to this:
I love Steven. I love Steven...
Steven Steven Steven....
Here he goes down, down into my belly...
Hmmm hmmmm hmmm...
MrHowToDoIt 1 year ago
Steven Wright and Mitch Hedberg are the king and prince of one liners.
MrBeauElliot 1 year ago 6
this shit was funny in like 1992
JOESGONNAKILLY0U 1 year ago
@JOESGONNAKILLY0U you've never been funny! At least he had '92!
D00NK10 1 year ago
@JOESGONNAKILLY0U
What do you mean was?
This is still hilarious!
hd412 1 year ago
OH MY GAWD was he the voice of the turtle of The Swan Princess?!?!?! THAT VOICE IS SO UNFORGETTABLE!
DiiDee66 1 year ago
"Second base was out of my way!" LMAO!
vccstudents 1 year ago
love you, steven
twiwonder 1 year ago
The three dislikes are angry adopted people.
Rotf1sh 1 year ago 4
brilliant mind!
debash1234 1 year ago
wadbiwoid?
thevideoguy666 1 year ago
These jokes are flat out obscure and hilarious.
Calibur43 1 year ago
Brilliant!
vcanucks22 1 year ago
thanks
acer0169 1 year ago
hey it's the guy on the couch
jagglerjog891 1 year ago 80
@jagglerjog891 Haha I didn't realise it was him at first.. I watched the movie like 5 times before realising who he was :D
acer0169 1 year ago
@jagglerjog891 thanks. haha
catseatingclouds 1 year ago
@jagglerjog891 holy shit it really is the guy on the couch, lmfao!!
kazgotamonster 1 month ago
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his jokes are terrible but the way he talks is funny! lmao GO MONOTONE!!
retod4lyfe 1 year ago
@retod4lyfe it's not his fault you don't get it
platolol 1 year ago
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This dude is terrible...no wonder they didnt let him say shyt in half baked
kic811 1 year ago
@kic811 you just proved you're a fucking dull moron... good job
leanfiend444 1 year ago
Steven Wright is a God! hahahaha
The1FuBaR1 1 year ago
George Washington ID...Quarter...I nearly spat my coffee out from laughing at that!!! This guy is awesome!
BigEasyWinger 2 years ago
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This is Jimmy Carr rubbish. Comedy for couples. Bullshit, lame.
Rorshach1004 2 years ago
roflcopter
DesQueJteVois 2 years ago 3
im living on one way dead end street !! .. LOL
zmrj3000 2 years ago
i like his style..
AKafghan08 2 years ago
LMAO!!!
HckDaPlanet001 2 years ago
Rotflol
frazierfreak 3 years ago
hahahahahahahahaha
mathxisxevil 3 years ago 35
ha ha aaaaaaaaaaa
shuayb3 2 years ago 30
hhaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa hahahahaha
IEatVideoClips 1 year ago
@shuayb3 hahahaahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahh ha
Calvin5040 1 year ago
@shuayb3 Are you guys stoned?
tf2weekly 3 months ago
@tf2weekly hahaha lol
you either like him or you don't - his jokes / humour is classic/lame which makes it awesome : )
shuayb3 3 months ago 4
@shuayb3 Like him or don't? You mean there's a 3rd option? What is it?
2000jago 2 months ago