heh heh super mario galaxy footage. And an edit on my part, the culminating destruction would happen in .2 milliseconds. It has been slowed down a million times for our viewing pleasure.
I've seen a lot of FPC videos... and just when I thought I'd seen what truly happens when two Falcon Punches collide, I find myself epically proven wrong and corrected. This, FOR ALL OF ETERNITY, is TRULY what happens when two Falcon Punches Collide. For unlocking a level of epic almost equal to that of Chuck Norris, I hereby claim that on this 30th day of June 2010, you have earned a prrrrrrrrromotion and successfully won the internets forever. :D
One thing. The title reads "When Falcon Punches Collide in a LHC". It should say "When Falcon Punches Collide in the LHC", since there is only one Large Haldron Collider.
PS I love how Saturn and jupiter sit there lazily, like, 'hm, what's that bright light in the dist-AHHHHHHHHHHHWTHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH'
the big bang theory is true, the universe was created when two captain falcons argued over the last klondike bar and falcon punched each other at the same time.
ow ow ow ow ow... That really really really hurts...I'd hate to see 4 of them collide......that'd probably explode even reality trying to comprehend the power. -.-
im one of the rare intelligent americans who doesnt believe other americans cause alot more then 1/4 of our country seems retarded id say 7/8ths. also "realphysicist" why dont you go to the cern website and read the facts before your bitch doomsday theory......noob
well whenever i find retards complaining about americans they all sound just about like you. do they teach you to do anything but complain about ZOMGAMERICANZ R DUM
I suppose I overstated the risks of the LHC. But however, I am not a kid. I am 14 years old. And I am not an idiot. I scored 144 on an IQ test in 4th grade, and I got a SAT score of 1650 in 7th grade.
@fishdeathisftw I know this comment is a year old, but I couldn't help correcting you. Chuck Norris would survive an FPC because Chuck Norris is secretly Captain Falcon! :D Who else in the world could be that epic?
@TheFalconlazer He could be, but it's an unlikely probability. Captain America does not compare in awesomeness to Captain Falcon. Unless.... Captain Falcon IS Captain America... In which case Chuck Norris is secretly Captain America, who is secretly Captain Falcon, who is secretly God, who is... !!! *head explodes*
@Tsuyugi exactly because he is god secretl the guy who made rick roll, captian falcon, droctagonapus and possibly his true mortal form wait what are you doing with the gun? man: sorry kid no one can no gods true human form. me:iMAFIRNMAHRICKROLL (everyone in room dies)
@TheFalconlazer ... Chuck Norris is secretly: Captain America, Captain Falcon, God, Rick Astley, Dr. Octagonapus, and possibly in mortal form? ... Chuck Norris is JESUS CHRIST!
@TheFalconlazer So you're basically a ghost, but you came back as a memory. Interesting. Then again, you are also THE Falcon lazer. :D ... *hears someone suddenly appear behind me* *I turn around* Me: Uhh.. Captain Falcon? CF: YES!!! Me: Cool. CF: Show me your moves! Me: Okay. *does a fake Falcon Punch* CF: .... Me: Am I doing it wrong? CF: iMA FIRIN' MY FALCON LAZER!!! *fires Falcon lazer* Me: *does a Black Shadow scream impression as I am obliterated* ... Now I know how you became a ghost.
@Tsuyugi yah duh :P im the combination of rick roll the lazer falcon punch and the dinner baster in one how do think im still alive............or am i
@TheFalconlazer So you're the... Falconlazerblaster-roll? Impossible; being all of these things at once easily exceeds OVER 9000, thus creating a sensory epic overload. You can't be alive unless you are God. But Chuck Norris is God, so you are not.
Why in a large hadron collider!! That will mean a lot of crap will happen, including a solid ionizing (turning into a plasma) and that would be over 9000 times worse than what happened to Black Shadow or a pregnant woman's uterus. Also, all of the black holes will combine together to create the Mother Black hole (which is over 9000 times bigger than the universe) and will suck up the whole universe. Then, the white space left over will clog up the black hole, making it explode. Show me ya moves!
I took the time to calculate what the estimated energy output of an FPC in the LHC would be based on the information briefed at the beginning of this video. The energy outputted was calculated to be... 5.385 x 10^45 Joules, which is also... 5.385 x 10^36 gigajoules. Since the energy is outputted instantaneously, it has a power of... 5.385 x 10^45 Watts. Our local Sun has a luminosity of... 3.846 x 10^26 Watts, which would output... 1.213 x 10^36 Joules in a year.
This means that an FPC in an LHC outputs enough energy in once instance (instantaneously) to match the Sun's energy output over the course of about 4.5 billion years.
Oh, which is also the power of 7 million quasars (which is highly compressed matter expelling tons of energy found usually at the center of galaxies).
It also had the destructive equivalent of a Nomad battleship from Freelancer that destroyed the entire Solar system in a single blast. Only difference between the FPC and the Nomad blast is that the Solar system was only the first stage for the FPC, but the limit of the Nomad energy blast.
Oh please this is an understatement
Lucidcow09 3 months ago
funny and trippy shit while high
thaiboy311 3 months ago
what is the last explosion
TheFalconlazer 5 months ago
and the whole time, the music continues to play....music is immortal, like chuck norris
nintenster 8 months ago
"HOLY FUCKING SHIT"
Best ever.
RecycleDucks 9 months ago
too weak for a falcon punch
deluxedookie 9 months ago
wtf at the last explosion was it a TV turning off?????
hannhabff199 10 months ago
0:23 A FPC collision caused the Big Bang? This is epic.
Jeremias98667 10 months ago
IM VIEW 10 000!!!
MrGodzillahin 10 months ago
love how the catagory is education
TheFalconlazer 11 months ago
so God made the universe through a Falcon Punch.
Seanpmurphy2009 1 year ago
@Seanpmurphy2009 So God created two Captain Falcons before the big bang?
Chunmeista 11 months ago
is this what the power of the internet meme?, my god what has the troll race become.
Camownzu 1 year ago
I'm only silghtly disappointed that this didn't feature the explosion of Planet Zebes from Super Metroid.
Apart from that: FALCON WIN.
GlennMagusHarvey 1 year ago
3:39 I waiting for that to show up
Mach14speed 1 year ago
I won't say the two Captain Falcons were rocking out on the flaming shockwave as it devoured all of existence...
I won't say they weren't.
Beriorn 1 year ago
Its over 9000!!!!!!!!
TheFalconlazer 1 year ago
Its over 9000!!!!!!!!1
TheFalconlazer 1 year ago
Captain falcon was holding it back that was only a milionth of his true power
TheFalconlazer 1 year ago
LOL, I love the galaxy blowing up and Mario and Wario being absorbed into it.
hotelmario510 1 year ago
heh heh super mario galaxy footage. And an edit on my part, the culminating destruction would happen in .2 milliseconds. It has been slowed down a million times for our viewing pleasure.
chaoslordmissingno 1 year ago
Wasn' t one of the explosion scenes from 'Invisible Man'?
Edex11 1 year ago
@Edex11 Yes sir.
geogeobananarap 1 year ago
Whats at 3:41 and 3:51?
rexurtiser 1 year ago
Made me laugh
rexurtiser 1 year ago
I've seen a lot of FPC videos... and just when I thought I'd seen what truly happens when two Falcon Punches collide, I find myself epically proven wrong and corrected. This, FOR ALL OF ETERNITY, is TRULY what happens when two Falcon Punches Collide. For unlocking a level of epic almost equal to that of Chuck Norris, I hereby claim that on this 30th day of June 2010, you have earned a prrrrrrrrromotion and successfully won the internets forever. :D
Tsuyugi 1 year ago
THIS WAS THE BEST 4 MINUTES OF MY LIFE
XMETALGEARS59X 1 year ago
freelancer intro video YES
Mashermat 1 year ago
Whats the song at 3:50
zetheraxza 1 year ago
vegeta, what does your scouter say about its power level?
ITS OVER 9000!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
PSPsongs 1 year ago
Not shown: the Brawl announcer saying GAME SET.
Beriorn 1 year ago
The Epic Smiley got me. XDD
DragonQueenIII 1 year ago
Um... who was filming all of this? Everyone's dead.
Antifrost 1 year ago
@Antifrost God. Duh. Why do you think we're still here, he backed us up on his hard drive. :)
hotelmario510 1 year ago
Not even eggman's pingas can stand up to this.
miragebird 1 year ago
Awesome!
One thing. The title reads "When Falcon Punches Collide in a LHC". It should say "When Falcon Punches Collide in the LHC", since there is only one Large Haldron Collider.
40KEndgame 2 years ago 4
Several LHC are under construction in the multiverse.
I guess that those universes are screwed, lol
geogeobananarap 2 years ago 6
@geogeobananarap Well it should certainly say 'an LHC', Mr. Smartypants! :)
hotelmario510 1 year ago
perfect ending to the video
and the words of the lasdt person to survive the explosion? the only person to have survived a regualr falcon punch besides chuck norris
me:i have only ne thing to say......
yyyyyyeeeeaahhhh!!!! *implodes from the epicness*
darkangelcoty 2 years ago
I PAWNCH, therefore, I am...
swordofluminesence 2 years ago 5
good thing no Meteor was cast in FF6, otherwise THAT solar system would be gone as well!
TARDISES 2 years ago
and so the univers ends the same way it was created by the might of the falcon punch. so capt. falcon is god juist fase the facts its 100% true XD
imborgoss 2 years ago
meh chuck norris could do 2 times more damage by simpily saying boo
Camownzu 2 years ago
Captain Falcon IS Chuck Norris, he disguises himself as Chuck Norris to avoid attention. (He was also Theodore Roosevelt and Genghis Khan.
AlphaOrigin 2 years ago
@Camownzu You dishonour the PAWNCH. Leave this video. You make it sad.
hotelmario510 2 years ago
chuck norris is pure uberness captain falcon is a grown man in purple tights who fists people up the u know where
Camownzu 2 years ago
@Camownzu And you are sad enough to begin arguing over a cheesy kung fu actor and a fictional character.
hotelmario510 2 years ago
@Camownzu but falcon just blinked in this video
TheFalconlazer 11 months ago
most epic when falcon punches collide that i've ever seen. XD genius.
anolelover 2 years ago
Maybe 2 minutes and 55 seconds of destruction was too much but otherwise it was awesome!
Pugetz 2 years ago
Captain Falcon / 0
melandor0 2 years ago 2
Fuck yes.
immeyouhe 2 years ago
LOL the worlds most spectacular PAWWNCH XD
Angelwithdirtysword 2 years ago
The Universe was created in a falcon punch collision.
Tom101229 2 years ago 2
MOVES SHOWN!!
Imdaleader 2 years ago 2
iLol'd.
BlakDragon1 2 years ago
YES!
chingomil 2 years ago
omg if that explosion was from a miniature version of falcon punches colliding were doomed
marioandsonicrule213 2 years ago
Now I'm not worrying about the LHC. Fuck Black Holes and Strange Matter.
Xidphel 2 years ago
fav'd for the exploding van.
ExVash 2 years ago
fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu
Coopercrack 2 years ago
is that the gurren laggan theme i hear lol
HSChristianrock 2 years ago
Looks about right to me.
Leviskardsen 2 years ago
... ok...
orgixvi3 2 years ago
What's the "When Cicadas Cry" thing?
orgixvi3 2 years ago
an extremely creepy anime.
Sunshard 2 years ago
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what about Ganondorf's Warlock Punch? That's like twice the power of a falcon punch.
NateNexus 2 years ago
@NateNexus NNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
TheFalconlazer 11 months ago
I just love science.
DarkxDizi 2 years ago
@3:13-Anybody know what this scene was taken from?
SanFran90 2 years ago
This
IS
EPIC!
Foxmccld 2 years ago 16
EPIC?
THIS
IS
CAPTAIN FALCON!!
Haou2592 2 years ago 24
and after everything ever is destroyed in this and all dimensions the captain falcons are perfectly fine
fishdeathisftw 2 years ago
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Dude, my eyes are bleeding
Supergordan64 2 years ago 3
lol? xD
Link0622 2 years ago
Fatality
Flodder450 2 years ago
I just noticed something. If this is clearly the single most pwoer .....event.....ish thing to occur.
All this from one Falcon punch right? What if the Damage was set to 999% and damage ratio to twice as hard.
What happens then?
Artifrost 2 years ago
Existence is Exterminated.
QJD1381 2 years ago
But....Doesn't this normal FPC do that D:?
Artifrost 2 years ago
This one exterminates existence, Reconstructs it, then immediately destroys it again in the span of 5 seconds.
QJD1381 2 years ago 6
In the span of 0.0000000000000000000000001 seconds you mean
rachelle0som 2 years ago 2
The power would destroy time it's self
Supergordan64 2 years ago
I love this video so fucking much.
Artifrost 2 years ago
wow
Deep40000 2 years ago
I love the epic overkill. You have not wasted four minutes and twenty-one seconds of my life, you have enlightened them!
hotelmario510 2 years ago 5
PS I love how Saturn and jupiter sit there lazily, like, 'hm, what's that bright light in the dist-AHHHHHHHHHHHWTHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH'
hotelmario510 2 years ago
What has created the universe will now destroy the universe!
It must be STOPPED!
Like Vegeta said:
"THE WHOLE UNIVERSE IS GOING TO DIE!"
Crisis7 2 years ago 7
I laugh my ass off!!!! i like this shit 5/5
xSUPERSONICx99 2 years ago
E is equal to m*c Pawnched
mysecretidentity9 2 years ago 7
holy shit
beesinmyknees 2 years ago
the big bang theory is true, the universe was created when two captain falcons argued over the last klondike bar and falcon punched each other at the same time.
mattakudesu 2 years ago 9
ow ow ow ow ow... That really really really hurts...I'd hate to see 4 of them collide......that'd probably explode even reality trying to comprehend the power. -.-
Darkmega18 2 years ago
Oh my god! It's settled then all captin falcons must be scatered accross the unevese to stop that from ever happening.
Yoshi6851 2 years ago 4
I declare this vid as epic
KarlosSacramento 2 years ago
LHC is really a large tube w/ Captain Falcon and Blood Falcon in it, the explosions being caused by the Falcon Punches colliding.
FootballMBeeReborn 2 years ago
fugging epic
bigbluebot 2 years ago
chuck cant compare to the LHC, nor 1 captain falcon, or 2 for that matter.
Sirax123 2 years ago 2
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The collision of 2 falcon punches is almost equal to a Chuck Norris round house kick.
CandyNJazz 2 years ago
THat even looks a bit like the CMS area.
greengrendel 2 years ago
were was the clip from 1:45 from?
gigaguy101 2 years ago
the best falcon punch collide!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
SuperCharlieBros 2 years ago
YESZ !!
Hakayami 2 years ago
And the Falcon is somehow still alive... 0.0
Well, lets hope Captain and Blood Falcon never get inside this thing!
OMIGHTYGUY 2 years ago 2
haha
3:01 the planet just "poof"
FateMaster22 2 years ago
"It marks the begining of the worlds largest, and most powerful PAWUNCH."
kobaltx 3 years ago 8
lol'd pretty hard at 3:44-3:51
abigexplosion 3 years ago
im one of the rare intelligent americans who doesnt believe other americans cause alot more then 1/4 of our country seems retarded id say 7/8ths. also "realphysicist" why dont you go to the cern website and read the facts before your bitch doomsday theory......noob
fishdeathisftw 3 years ago
You don't even use proper punctuation or capitalization. Get a life.
RealPhysicist 3 years ago
You are correcting someones spelling over the internet, you sir, have no life.
kenjihimonatashi 3 years ago
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Sirax123 2 years ago
falcon pawnch!!!
deoxys03 2 years ago
I'm going to have to draw the line at the TTGL scene, to be honest.
capefeather 3 years ago
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RealPhysicist 3 years ago
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You are just a stupid little kid. It might only end your life if you get heart attack on the starting day.
...and again American FFS. Why always when I look at the profile of dumb people I find "country=US" Dont they teach you there anything?
9Charnel 3 years ago
well whenever i find retards complaining about americans they all sound just about like you. do they teach you to do anything but complain about ZOMGAMERICANZ R DUM
thederrit 3 years ago 4
I suppose I overstated the risks of the LHC. But however, I am not a kid. I am 14 years old. And I am not an idiot. I scored 144 on an IQ test in 4th grade, and I got a SAT score of 1650 in 7th grade.
RealPhysicist 3 years ago
OH SHI-
saiyanprince09 3 years ago 6
that's nothing.
if it actually happened, it would be far worse.
Zant5976 3 years ago
And so ended the Universe, but eternity lived on...in Captain Falcon.
biasbastard 3 years ago 2
And Chuck Norris.
GanstaMario426 3 years ago
havent you attended any physics lectures yet? a fpc collision will ONLY allow the captain falcons to live everything including chuck norris dies
fishdeathisftw 3 years ago 3
Besides, Chuck Norris can't survive antimatter anyway.
RealPhysicist 3 years ago
run man...chuck want do "speak" with you
FateMaster22 2 years ago
@fishdeathisftw I know this comment is a year old, but I couldn't help correcting you. Chuck Norris would survive an FPC because Chuck Norris is secretly Captain Falcon! :D Who else in the world could be that epic?
Tsuyugi 1 year ago
@Tsuyugi HE COULD BE CAPTIAN AMERICA WITH THE AMERICA PAWNCH
TheFalconlazer 1 year ago
@TheFalconlazer He could be, but it's an unlikely probability. Captain America does not compare in awesomeness to Captain Falcon. Unless.... Captain Falcon IS Captain America... In which case Chuck Norris is secretly Captain America, who is secretly Captain Falcon, who is secretly God, who is... !!! *head explodes*
Tsuyugi 1 year ago
@Tsuyugi exactly because he is god secretl the guy who made rick roll, captian falcon, droctagonapus and possibly his true mortal form wait what are you doing with the gun? man: sorry kid no one can no gods true human form. me:iMAFIRNMAHRICKROLL (everyone in room dies)
TheFalconlazer 1 year ago
@TheFalconlazer ... Chuck Norris is secretly: Captain America, Captain Falcon, God, Rick Astley, Dr. Octagonapus, and possibly in mortal form? ... Chuck Norris is JESUS CHRIST!
Tsuyugi 1 year ago
@Tsuyugi yah im dead so this is someguy who didnt die in the room (is that possible)
TheFalconlazer 1 year ago
@TheFalconlazer No, that is impossible. No one could survive an iMA FIRIN' MAH RICKROLL. So that means... you must be a ghost and don't know it! O.o
Tsuyugi 1 year ago
@Tsuyugi well technally im a memory that has come to haunt the person who invented peenutbutter jelly sandwhich
TheFalconlazer 1 year ago
Tsuyugi 1 year ago
@Tsuyugi yah duh :P im the combination of rick roll the lazer falcon punch and the dinner baster in one how do think im still alive............or am i
TheFalconlazer 1 year ago
@TheFalconlazer So you're the... Falconlazerblaster-roll? Impossible; being all of these things at once easily exceeds OVER 9000, thus creating a sensory epic overload. You can't be alive unless you are God. But Chuck Norris is God, so you are not.
Tsuyugi 1 year ago
@Tsuyugi im not god im one of his renovation creations
TheFalconlazer 1 year ago
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@Tsuyugi im not god im one of his renovation creations
TheFalconlazer 1 year ago
Falcon... PUNCH!
U900Real1 3 years ago 2
esagerato!!! XD
pausastronzo 3 years ago
Why in a large hadron collider!! That will mean a lot of crap will happen, including a solid ionizing (turning into a plasma) and that would be over 9000 times worse than what happened to Black Shadow or a pregnant woman's uterus. Also, all of the black holes will combine together to create the Mother Black hole (which is over 9000 times bigger than the universe) and will suck up the whole universe. Then, the white space left over will clog up the black hole, making it explode. Show me ya moves!
Lazer81095 3 years ago 2
What was that anime at 1:46?
kamikazeslammer 3 years ago
Barefoot Gen.
1:44 - 1:50
geogeobananarap 3 years ago
that some FALCON PUNCH!
lonleyness 3 years ago
Oh, my God. I would hate for that to happen
annihilation519 3 years ago
Damn that was hilarious!
Arthion 3 years ago
Captain Falcon did Yellow Van
abigexplosion 3 years ago
jomamapalm 3 years ago 9
This means that an FPC in an LHC outputs enough energy in once instance (instantaneously) to match the Sun's energy output over the course of about 4.5 billion years.
Conclusion:
An FPC in an LHC has the power of...
14 billion billion Suns.
jomamapalm 3 years ago 8
Oh, which is also the power of 7 million quasars (which is highly compressed matter expelling tons of energy found usually at the center of galaxies).
Show me your moves!
jomamapalm 3 years ago 7
Sweet Jesus, I created a monster.
geogeobananarap 3 years ago
Actually, you are wrong. there are two reasons.
1. well, you created and destroyed the monster.
and 2. since warlock punches are stronger than falcon punches, thank God you didn't collide them.
Lazer81095 3 years ago
HOLY FUCK
arbor7 3 years ago
Never put 2 Captain Falcons into the LHC!
That would be the end of the world.
Sephiroth0172 3 years ago 4
Ladies and Gentlemen, I give you Captain Falcon's new Final Smash.
BlademasterJale 3 years ago 8
And people can't understand why some people are killing themselves over the LHC being turned on...
Versudan 3 years ago
shit!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! it even interrupted a brawl match and destroyed the Tengen Toppa Gurren Laggen all at the same time i fraid now 0_0
xxMasterGIRxx 3 years ago
It also had the destructive equivalent of a Nomad battleship from Freelancer that destroyed the entire Solar system in a single blast. Only difference between the FPC and the Nomad blast is that the Solar system was only the first stage for the FPC, but the limit of the Nomad energy blast.
Versudan 3 years ago
That was one epic punch. The beginning is hilarious, 5★
HiAdrian 3 years ago
epic man
jacknak 3 years ago
MY GOSH XD
Spawn947 3 years ago
bello! *porge 1 internet gratis*
salsa da 1:44a 1:50 pl0x?
KuroKirby 3 years ago
Barefoot Gen.
Fuck men, I know.
geogeobananarap 3 years ago