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  • I applaud him for his point at @6:08....when a dog or animal gets abused or hurt justice more than likely is passionately served, as it should be....when a person gets abused or hurt...hardly any justice at all, not how it should be

  • 4:39 the madness begins

  • LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOO stay wit it stay wit it Time it Time it

  • MAN...FUCK THEM DOGS!!! lol

  • BETTAAYYY! LMAO!

  • "you big nasty black bastard, lean yo funky ass over this tub, just done shitted all over yourself, what have you been eating??? WHAT DID YOU HAVE CLARENCE???? WHAT??

  • cops who murdered sean bailey should have gotten life.no parole.

    5 yrs for vic fit his crime. he was running and financing a large scale illegal operation, not  some sat nite basement party. as far as illegal dogfitghtin operations go, his as large as they go.

    as for the all you laffing ignits,, ..one injustice NEVER justifies another....

  • SUMBODY GON WIPE YO ASS, BUT IT AINT GON BE ME!!! LMAO

  • LOL "MAN FUCK THEM DOGS, LET HIS ASS PLAY!"...LOL

  • That car wash thing is one of the funniest things I have ever heard. Wow!

  • stay wit it, stay wit it, time it, time it!

  • @rowrowism lmbo

  • Steve Harvey- i tip my hat in respect to you! you are the muthafuckin man!!! i love you bro!! you got me CRYING and ROLLING because i'm laughing so hard! Steve Harvey you the shit!

  • On a lighter note, Steve Harvey is hilarious and awesome:).

  • Somebody gonna wipe yo ass, but it aint gonna be ME!!!!

  • lolz sum1 is gonna whipe yo ass bt it aint gone b me

  • lmao, dere should be ah shirt dat say 'sumbody qon' wipe yo ass, but it aint qon' be me'

  • mama tyme fa u ta go n der n wipe daddy lolx

  • @trigger012345 well that depends.if it is enistien to live or one average dog then no.if its lassie or most bigoted users on the internet like you,then lassie.and morals is simply a matter of perspective.u have ur opinion and i have mine.however it is clearly cohesive that all life is and should be regarded as equal

  • Time it...time it

  • thank you! :) now can you find some bernie mac, de'ray davis, nd sheryl underwood :)

  • Lean yo funky ass over this tub!

  • On not wipe no one elses ass

  • TIME IT!!!!

  • Somebody gonna wipe yo ass but it ain't gonna b me...I don't give a damn if u hafta start shittin down at the gas station!

  • 6 people presents stank.

  • Somebody gonna wipe yo ass but it ain't gonna be me...lmfao I laugh so hard I cry at this!

  • a LOT of fat black women at this show......like, obese

  • MAN FUCK THM DAM DOGS LET HIS ASS PLAY!!!

  • Did it in the water, and wipe...yo ASS!!

  • The lil raindeer got shit on em. the snow man is brown. mama why my presents stank? Just shut up and open yo gift

  • somebody go wipe yo ass but it aint gon me lol

  • "O.J killed a white woman, walked. Kobe supposedly raped one, walked. Michael Vick killed a dog, jail. Moral to this story: Keep rapin and killin them white bitches, but leave them dogs alone." -Eddie G

  • SOMBODY GOIN' WIPE YO ASS, BUT IT AIN'T GOIN' BE ME! LOL i pee'd my pants at that part

  • lol 7:35

  • two people rob liquor store three people dead details at 11:00 we aint got to be there for 11:00 dammit thats us

  • he wuz rite bout we used 2 bad news nd tht shootin tht happend wit mr.bail

  • My stomach and jaws hurt from laughing and smiling so damn much. Steve this made my day brotha!

  • Take Mick Vick and Ben Rothlisberger.

    If Mike Vick did what Ben did (Being accused of Rape twice) Vick would have been suspended for probably half of a season and get a fine and probation and would not have the suspension reduced like Ben did.

    If Ben did what Vick did (Dogfighting), Ben would get no Jail time, maybe probation and would receive only a fine and a 4-6 game suspension.

    FUCK DEM DOGS, LETS HIS ASS PLAY!!! Im not even and Eagles fan.

  • i think that he may have lost it a lil. his early works to be is much better than this. I find him less funny in this.

  • momma why my presents STANK , Just shuut up & opeen yoour gifts ! Lmaao (:

  • this is not funny

  • HES FUNNIER CUZ HIS BALD HEAD.

  • Press it and stand there.

  • "Mama, time for you to go in there and wipe daddy."

  • lean your fuck ass over

  • BETTY 

  • yeah it is old but still funny

  • this is halarious tshhhhhh tshhhhhh tshhhhh time it time it

  • somebody gonna wipe yo ass, but it AIN'T gonna be!!!

  • He right about Mike Vick...I think he deserved some punishment because killing animals is sick and wrong, but jail time...idk that's a bit much. Meanwhile, a black man is killed and they play the "police card" and no one is punished...seems unjust to me

  • @lnj0330 and there was another story how off-duty cops pulled up to a club and shot a black kid 50 times in his car after celebrating his wedding to his child's mother...and ofcourse nothing happened to the bleached pigs...

  • hes fucked lol

  • you big nasty black bastard lean your funky ass over this tub triflin done sit up in here and just done shitted all yourself

    lmaoooo oh my gosh!! i nearly bust my gut laughing

  • "What 'choo been EATIN?" You know what, I took care of my sick grandma for five years, and you have no idea how many times I asked her that!

  • TCHHHH, TCHHHHH, TCHHHHH, STAY WITH IT!!! TCHHHH TCHHHH TCHHHH STAY WITH IT!!!! TCHH TCHH TIME IT!!!! LMAO!!!!!!! Steve harvey is one creative son of a gun

  • "MAMA WHY MY PRESENT STANK.!" HAHA

  • Feel sorry for the white ppl in the crowd lmfao

  • Its true. A Black man kills dogs = Five Years In Jail

    White Men Kill A Black Man = Nothing. the family just gets money.

    to me, people are so stereotypical that every black person that gets killed/put in jail is "one less to deal with"/

    but on the other hand HES HILARIOUS

  • @JayXJayXCutiie hell yeah man fuck them dogs man

  • @JayXJayXCutiie such a dmn lie white men do get time

  • @myspaz13 he aint said white men he said white police officers killing black men! without gettin jail time

  • @JayXJayXCutiie MAN FUCK THEM DOGS LET IS ASS PLAY

  • DAMMIT THATS US ... LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

  • @illyas1 Look I am a member of peta2, vegan, I believe and act in animal rights! What that man did was beyond horrible, however i also think his jail time was a bit harsh, then after he went to jail the man said he has a change of heart, took acoutability on what he did, he's sorry...ppl will not let it GO! People actually protested this man on adopting a dog! WTF? People make mistakes! I wish people would get this upset over the seal bashing in Canada! Instead of this bullshit!

  • @houseofrules naa. if a person killed someone in your family,(the dog,cat ect) what would you want happen? to me they should suffer the same fate. trust me if vick wouldnt have got caught,you dont think he would have a change would you?people changed him(backlash in the media) not vick having a turn of heart.i say we do to him how they did in that movie gladiator.....except die! just like some of those poor dogs did.and im upset about the can thing too,but it vick we talkn bout

  • @illyas1 you're insane and need help...wow.

  • @houseofrules no you need help

  • @MrHigherplane Lmaoo i'm not going to get into a childish argument on the internet with you..steve harvey timee :]

  • @houseofrules lmao, did you not give a childish response to a viable statement?i think u did.basically u think im wrong and ur right, and thats childish xD

  • 3:03-3:08 lmao.luk like he in a strip club

  • Man Fuck Them Dogs!!! Amen to that

  • big boy fat ass...lean yo funky ass ova....lmao

  • What did you eat CLARENCE....lolol!!!!!

  • @cchewithardful MOMMA WHY MY PRESENT STANK ? JUST SHUT UP AND OPEN YO GIFT!!!!!!

  • SUMBODY GONE WIPE YO ASS ... BUT IT AINT GONE B ME !

  • who dont like steve harvey

  • momma why my presents stank? just shut up and open your gift lls

  • The four people who didn't like this probably can't wipe their ass. XD

  • man fuck dem dogz. lmao x2

  • IT AIN'T GONNA BE ME LMAO HELL NAW

  • "Kill a black man, everybody go home, kill a dog and you gotta go to jail, something is wrong with this..."  Amen.

  • Fuck them dogs? You're funny but you're still a low life piece of shit.

  • What man want more than one women to tell you what to do.

  • WHAT DID YOU HAVE CLARENCE!!!

  • too funny....gross lol

  • somebody gon wipe yo ass but it aint gon b me lol lol lol

  • "2 ppl rob liquor store 3 ppl dead details @ 11 ... we don't need to be there @ 11 dammit that's us" ... LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

  • I CAN'T STOP LAUGHING FROM THIS SHIT. HE IS TRULY A LEGEND AND ONE OF THE BEST!!! LOVE YA STEVE

  • 4:21 and open yo ass and let it blow dry!

  • big boy fat ass lmfao

  • @monkinisha ahahahahahahahaahaha

  • "You big NASTY, BLACK, BASTARD!!!!! LEAN YO FUNKY ASS OVER THIS TUB!!! DONE SAT UP IN HERE AND JUST DONE SHITTED ALL OVER YO SELF!!!" THATS FUNNY ASS HELL!!! xD!!!

  • @happy70sgirl he was trying to state a point.....just in case you were too slow to realize it yet, he was saying that you get more jail time for killing a dog than ANYONE killing a black man (i.e. sentence for murder of black man: 2 yrs, sentence for killing a dog: 5 yrs!) WTF is that?

  • @happy70sgirl oooh baby you outta time!! steve be de shit, son!

  • michaels vick goes to jail for killing hey dog but 3 police officers shoot shawn bailey 50 times an walk away free,that some bull shit .black people have no rights.

  • @155RAJANI straighten yo black asses up and there won't be any problems

  • I love Steven Harvey he is really funny. C: =]

  • "Mama y my present stingk?"

    "Just shutup and open yo gift!"LOL

  • i think nbc should invite steve to host saturday night live.he'd be a great host.ha!i just realized that saturday has "turd" in it.

  • "somebody gonna wipe yo ass, but it ain't gonna be me!"

  • when did this first air?

  • "Clarence what did I tell you? What have you been eating?" that is funny!

  • finally, i agree about michael vick. his comment on vik so true.

  • Time it! stay with it! pssh, pshh, pshh! time it! time it!

  • Plenty about polygamists in Africa! But still, this guy is funny! I'm obsessed XD!

  • by "us" he means African AMERICAN. Africans have a totally different ethnic personality. They are calmer.

  • "mama, why my presents stank???" ROTFLMAO

  • @terrell5159 lmfao right

  • somebody gon wipe yo ass but it ain't gon be me

  • i don't give a damn how you do it but it ain't gonna be me

  • hahahaha this is the funniest part of the whole thing

  • i don't give a damn if you hafta have a room off to the side with a lil twin bed in it ...... LMAO

  • that big lipped s.o.b lol

  • 2 people robbed liquor, 3 people dead details @ 11. We ain't gotta be there for 11 dammit thats us.

    LMBO

  • Steve! You've just became my no.1 comedian of all time! Get your ass over here to Ireland!!!

  • U BIG NASTY BLACK BASTARD!

    LMFAO!

  • the lady shoulda went bowcat on his nasty ass!!!

  • Steve should've said if he didn't want to wipe let his azz stay shitty! That's on him. He'll get a wiff of himself and it's up to him if wanna smell that all day....lol

  • This 8 mins was nasty about wiping azz! Lazy people in the world!

  • if that didn't work, she rather go BOWCAT on her man's ass!!!! oral fixation on her man's crack to solve the problem!!!! LOL

  • u and them heffasz gone get killed

  • shit had me rollin!!!

  • the audio is slightly off

  • Stay wit it.. tish tish.. stay wit it, LOLOL that is the funniest illustration Steve has done, LOL I was cryin laughin

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  • MAN FUCK THEM DOGS LET HIS ASS PLAY -- haha i stayed rollin

  • excuse me but i was just commenting on the video and if u dont like it then dats on u and im not a dumb douche

  • get a token and put it on under carriage!LMAO!!!!!

  • done shitted all over yoseff--WHAT IS U BEEN EATIN?? ooh, these neckbones...

    L M F  A O.

  • amen to the dog the

  • "Dip it in the water... and wash *pause* yo ass!" XD best quote!

  • I peed on myself watching this lol

  • the sprinkler system lol!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • lean yo funky ass over this tub omg lmao !!!!!!!!!

  • "you big nasty black basterd"XD!!

  • thats a badass tie and shoes anybody know where to find them?

  • but you know is true, which black woman you can really go home to say I'm bringing home 5 more women to live with boyyy you better start packing and running because your a** is grass after lol

  • 5:37 - 6:31

    I agree with everything he just said.

  • "Mama why my present stank???" "Just shut up and open yo gift!!!!" LMBO!!!!!

  • i fell out of my computer chair watching this

  • @littlebobcat10 hahahahah me too hoooo shit all my body hurts....

  • somebody gonnas wipe yo ass but it ain't gonna be me!!! ROTFL!!1

  • i sorta see how you feel... sorta... i have a brother that cannot move from the neck down and we(mom, dad and all us younger siblings) used to change his diaper when he first got home. he was and sorta still is mortified about it.

  • its jokes..and LISTEN to it instead of sayen it aint cool...steve said the man is not sick or paralized....he is FAT and put himself in that position...

  • i wasn't saying that i couldn't laugh at it. i laughed super hard! but i can sorta see why they feels that way. but he does mention that the person ain't sick... somewhere around 1:44 i think...

  • I understand why you got upset but this is just jokes and he isn't making fun of the disabled or ill; he's making fun of a fat guy who got himself fat. And that's real love right there your parents got; be blessed.

  • steve harvey is my dude he be talkin bout da most random shit but it be funny as hell he had people crying on the whipe yo ass part lol

  • I feel that woman's pain.

  • funny

  • thank yhu for this.i was waiting for someone tew put dis up

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