I applaud him for his point at @6:08....when a dog or animal gets abused or hurt justice more than likely is passionately served, as it should be....when a person gets abused or hurt...hardly any justice at all, not how it should be
"you big nasty black bastard, lean yo funky ass over this tub, just done shitted all over yourself, what have you been eating??? WHAT DID YOU HAVE CLARENCE???? WHAT??
cops who murdered sean bailey should have gotten life.no parole.
5 yrs for vic fit his crime. he was running and financing a large scale illegal operation, not some sat nite basement party. as far as illegal dogfitghtin operations go, his as large as they go.
as for the all you laffing ignits,, ..one injustice NEVER justifies another....
Steve Harvey- i tip my hat in respect to you! you are the muthafuckin man!!! i love you bro!! you got me CRYING and ROLLING because i'm laughing so hard! Steve Harvey you the shit!
@trigger012345 well that depends.if it is enistien to live or one average dog then no.if its lassie or most bigoted users on the internet like you,then lassie.and morals is simply a matter of perspective.u have ur opinion and i have mine.however it is clearly cohesive that all life is and should be regarded as equal
"O.J killed a white woman, walked. Kobe supposedly raped one, walked. Michael Vick killed a dog, jail. Moral to this story: Keep rapin and killin them white bitches, but leave them dogs alone." -Eddie G
If Mike Vick did what Ben did (Being accused of Rape twice) Vick would have been suspended for probably half of a season and get a fine and probation and would not have the suspension reduced like Ben did.
If Ben did what Vick did (Dogfighting), Ben would get no Jail time, maybe probation and would receive only a fine and a 4-6 game suspension.
FUCK DEM DOGS, LETS HIS ASS PLAY!!! Im not even and Eagles fan.
He right about Mike Vick...I think he deserved some punishment because killing animals is sick and wrong, but jail time...idk that's a bit much. Meanwhile, a black man is killed and they play the "police card" and no one is punished...seems unjust to me
@lnj0330 and there was another story how off-duty cops pulled up to a club and shot a black kid 50 times in his car after celebrating his wedding to his child's mother...and ofcourse nothing happened to the bleached pigs...
TCHHHH, TCHHHHH, TCHHHHH, STAY WITH IT!!! TCHHHH TCHHHH TCHHHH STAY WITH IT!!!! TCHH TCHH TIME IT!!!! LMAO!!!!!!! Steve harvey is one creative son of a gun
@illyas1 Look I am a member of peta2, vegan, I believe and act in animal rights! What that man did was beyond horrible, however i also think his jail time was a bit harsh, then after he went to jail the man said he has a change of heart, took acoutability on what he did, he's sorry...ppl will not let it GO! People actually protested this man on adopting a dog! WTF? People make mistakes! I wish people would get this upset over the seal bashing in Canada! Instead of this bullshit!
@houseofrules naa. if a person killed someone in your family,(the dog,cat ect) what would you want happen? to me they should suffer the same fate. trust me if vick wouldnt have got caught,you dont think he would have a change would you?people changed him(backlash in the media) not vick having a turn of heart.i say we do to him how they did in that movie gladiator.....except die! just like some of those poor dogs did.and im upset about the can thing too,but it vick we talkn bout
@houseofrules lmao, did you not give a childish response to a viable statement?i think u did.basically u think im wrong and ur right, and thats childish xD
"2 ppl rob liquor store 3 ppl dead details @ 11 ... we don't need to be there @ 11 dammit that's us" ... LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
"You big NASTY, BLACK, BASTARD!!!!! LEAN YO FUNKY ASS OVER THIS TUB!!! DONE SAT UP IN HERE AND JUST DONE SHITTED ALL OVER YO SELF!!!" THATS FUNNY ASS HELL!!! xD!!!
To avoid wasting time listening to the crude garbage he is spewing that doesn't have anything to do with this topic, start watching at 5:14 to see what Steve Harvey feels about animals. The Michael Vick dogs in particular. . I am surprised I haven't heard anyone call him out on this yet. He actually says, "F--- them dogs! Let the boy play!" Harvey is scum in my book.
@happy70sgirl he was trying to state a point.....just in case you were too slow to realize it yet, he was saying that you get more jail time for killing a dog than ANYONE killing a black man (i.e. sentence for murder of black man: 2 yrs, sentence for killing a dog: 5 yrs!) WTF is that?
michaels vick goes to jail for killing hey dog but 3 police officers shoot shawn bailey 50 times an walk away free,that some bull shit .black people have no rights.
Steve should've said if he didn't want to wipe let his azz stay shitty! That's on him. He'll get a wiff of himself and it's up to him if wanna smell that all day....lol
but you know is true, which black woman you can really go home to say I'm bringing home 5 more women to live with boyyy you better start packing and running because your a** is grass after lol
i sorta see how you feel... sorta... i have a brother that cannot move from the neck down and we(mom, dad and all us younger siblings) used to change his diaper when he first got home. he was and sorta still is mortified about it.
its jokes..and LISTEN to it instead of sayen it aint cool...steve said the man is not sick or paralized....he is FAT and put himself in that position...
i wasn't saying that i couldn't laugh at it. i laughed super hard! but i can sorta see why they feels that way. but he does mention that the person ain't sick... somewhere around 1:44 i think...
I understand why you got upset but this is just jokes and he isn't making fun of the disabled or ill; he's making fun of a fat guy who got himself fat. And that's real love right there your parents got; be blessed.
I applaud him for his point at @6:08....when a dog or animal gets abused or hurt justice more than likely is passionately served, as it should be....when a person gets abused or hurt...hardly any justice at all, not how it should be
marter2006 1 week ago
4:39 the madness begins
ikejay 2 weeks ago
LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOO stay wit it stay wit it Time it Time it
ikejay 2 weeks ago
MAN...FUCK THEM DOGS!!! lol
77brucewayne 3 weeks ago
BETTAAYYY! LMAO!
TVInhuman 3 weeks ago
"you big nasty black bastard, lean yo funky ass over this tub, just done shitted all over yourself, what have you been eating??? WHAT DID YOU HAVE CLARENCE???? WHAT??
Bitesize1991 3 weeks ago 4
cops who murdered sean bailey should have gotten life.no parole.
5 yrs for vic fit his crime. he was running and financing a large scale illegal operation, not some sat nite basement party. as far as illegal dogfitghtin operations go, his as large as they go.
as for the all you laffing ignits,, ..one injustice NEVER justifies another....
upissedcuzustoopid 1 month ago 2
SUMBODY GON WIPE YO ASS, BUT IT AINT GON BE ME!!! LMAO
DariusFisback 1 month ago
LOL "MAN FUCK THEM DOGS, LET HIS ASS PLAY!"...LOL
cbx25 3 months ago
That car wash thing is one of the funniest things I have ever heard. Wow!
wa2k99 3 months ago
stay wit it, stay wit it, time it, time it!
rowrowism 3 months ago 3
@rowrowism lmbo
leekmillz1 2 months ago in playlist Liked videos
Steve Harvey- i tip my hat in respect to you! you are the muthafuckin man!!! i love you bro!! you got me CRYING and ROLLING because i'm laughing so hard! Steve Harvey you the shit!
DaBFoSho19 4 months ago
On a lighter note, Steve Harvey is hilarious and awesome:).
Columbia2015 4 months ago
Somebody gonna wipe yo ass, but it aint gonna be ME!!!!
minniechick4500 5 months ago
lolz sum1 is gonna whipe yo ass bt it aint gone b me
fenderhead0220 6 months ago
lmao, dere should be ah shirt dat say 'sumbody qon' wipe yo ass, but it aint qon' be me'
datboujie 7 months ago
mama tyme fa u ta go n der n wipe daddy lolx
W3STRIDA 7 months ago
@trigger012345 well that depends.if it is enistien to live or one average dog then no.if its lassie or most bigoted users on the internet like you,then lassie.and morals is simply a matter of perspective.u have ur opinion and i have mine.however it is clearly cohesive that all life is and should be regarded as equal
illyas1 7 months ago
Time it...time it
kiddominique 8 months ago
thank you! :) now can you find some bernie mac, de'ray davis, nd sheryl underwood :)
IndiBoo002 8 months ago
Lean yo funky ass over this tub!
TheKiss1984 9 months ago
On not wipe no one elses ass
CheyCute99 10 months ago
TIME IT!!!!
roscoegino 10 months ago
Somebody gonna wipe yo ass but it ain't gonna b me...I don't give a damn if u hafta start shittin down at the gas station!
TheKiss1984 10 months ago
6 people presents stank.
FeiLong2310 10 months ago 3
Somebody gonna wipe yo ass but it ain't gonna be me...lmfao I laugh so hard I cry at this!
TheKiss1984 10 months ago
a LOT of fat black women at this show......like, obese
korikakumei 11 months ago
MAN FUCK THM DAM DOGS LET HIS ASS PLAY!!!
Tfaro2227 11 months ago 3
Did it in the water, and wipe...yo ASS!!
Jmcfreshboy1 11 months ago 2
The lil raindeer got shit on em. the snow man is brown. mama why my presents stank? Just shut up and open yo gift
Jmcfreshboy1 11 months ago 3
somebody go wipe yo ass but it aint gon me lol
mike23151 11 months ago
"O.J killed a white woman, walked. Kobe supposedly raped one, walked. Michael Vick killed a dog, jail. Moral to this story: Keep rapin and killin them white bitches, but leave them dogs alone." -Eddie G
Lieufant1 11 months ago 3
SOMBODY GOIN' WIPE YO ASS, BUT IT AIN'T GOIN' BE ME! LOL i pee'd my pants at that part
Blackjesus171 11 months ago 7
lol 7:35
AceForce15 1 year ago
two people rob liquor store three people dead details at 11:00 we aint got to be there for 11:00 dammit thats us
AceForce15 1 year ago 2
he wuz rite bout we used 2 bad news nd tht shootin tht happend wit mr.bail
justinbiebergal3000 1 year ago 2
My stomach and jaws hurt from laughing and smiling so damn much. Steve this made my day brotha!
Dustinluva07 1 year ago
Take Mick Vick and Ben Rothlisberger.
If Mike Vick did what Ben did (Being accused of Rape twice) Vick would have been suspended for probably half of a season and get a fine and probation and would not have the suspension reduced like Ben did.
If Ben did what Vick did (Dogfighting), Ben would get no Jail time, maybe probation and would receive only a fine and a 4-6 game suspension.
FUCK DEM DOGS, LETS HIS ASS PLAY!!! Im not even and Eagles fan.
mytimton 1 year ago 10
i think that he may have lost it a lil. his early works to be is much better than this. I find him less funny in this.
blessbymusic 1 year ago
momma why my presents STANK , Just shuut up & opeen yoour gifts ! Lmaao (:
iiLoveYoouBooy 1 year ago
this is not funny
popedaniels 1 year ago
HES FUNNIER CUZ HIS BALD HEAD.
dionco92 1 year ago
Press it and stand there.
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somebody gonna wipe yo ass, but it AIN'T gonna be me!!!
stingray359 1 year ago
"Mama, time for you to go in there and wipe daddy."
SJRogers 1 year ago 4
lean your fuck ass over
JAHNEILWALTERS 1 year ago
BETTY
JAHNEILWALTERS 1 year ago
yeah it is old but still funny
TheGoldeneye0070 1 year ago
this is halarious tshhhhhh tshhhhhh tshhhhh time it time it
JAHNEILWALTERS 1 year ago
somebody gonna wipe yo ass, but it AIN'T gonna be!!!
ZeroSonic360 1 year ago 11
He right about Mike Vick...I think he deserved some punishment because killing animals is sick and wrong, but jail time...idk that's a bit much. Meanwhile, a black man is killed and they play the "police card" and no one is punished...seems unjust to me
lnj0330 1 year ago 86
@lnj0330 and there was another story how off-duty cops pulled up to a club and shot a black kid 50 times in his car after celebrating his wedding to his child's mother...and ofcourse nothing happened to the bleached pigs...
ashesly 9 months ago
hes fucked lol
seuntobi 1 year ago
you big nasty black bastard lean your funky ass over this tub triflin done sit up in here and just done shitted all yourself
lmaoooo oh my gosh!! i nearly bust my gut laughing
daggakid90 1 year ago 10
"What 'choo been EATIN?" You know what, I took care of my sick grandma for five years, and you have no idea how many times I asked her that!
Bremen25 1 year ago 2
TCHHHH, TCHHHHH, TCHHHHH, STAY WITH IT!!! TCHHHH TCHHHH TCHHHH STAY WITH IT!!!! TCHH TCHH TIME IT!!!! LMAO!!!!!!! Steve harvey is one creative son of a gun
bballboy9000 1 year ago 5
"MAMA WHY MY PRESENT STANK.!" HAHA
hisbabyboo187 1 year ago 3
Feel sorry for the white ppl in the crowd lmfao
brandonboy45 1 year ago 9
Its true. A Black man kills dogs = Five Years In Jail
White Men Kill A Black Man = Nothing. the family just gets money.
to me, people are so stereotypical that every black person that gets killed/put in jail is "one less to deal with"/
but on the other hand HES HILARIOUS
JayXJayXCutiie 1 year ago 113
@JayXJayXCutiie hell yeah man fuck them dogs man
ALLMIGHY100 1 year ago 2
@JayXJayXCutiie such a dmn lie white men do get time
myspaz13 7 months ago
@myspaz13 he aint said white men he said white police officers killing black men! without gettin jail time
KEEZYBOOH14 6 months ago
@JayXJayXCutiie MAN FUCK THEM DOGS LET IS ASS PLAY
PACMANMARIO1234 6 months ago 2
DAMMIT THATS US ... LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
inglewooddynasty 1 year ago 3
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a dog is a humans equal mr.harvey you bigot...
illyas1 1 year ago
@illyas1 Look I am a member of peta2, vegan, I believe and act in animal rights! What that man did was beyond horrible, however i also think his jail time was a bit harsh, then after he went to jail the man said he has a change of heart, took acoutability on what he did, he's sorry...ppl will not let it GO! People actually protested this man on adopting a dog! WTF? People make mistakes! I wish people would get this upset over the seal bashing in Canada! Instead of this bullshit!
houseofrules 1 year ago
@houseofrules naa. if a person killed someone in your family,(the dog,cat ect) what would you want happen? to me they should suffer the same fate. trust me if vick wouldnt have got caught,you dont think he would have a change would you?people changed him(backlash in the media) not vick having a turn of heart.i say we do to him how they did in that movie gladiator.....except die! just like some of those poor dogs did.and im upset about the can thing too,but it vick we talkn bout
illyas1 1 year ago
@illyas1 you're insane and need help...wow.
houseofrules 1 year ago
@houseofrules no you need help
MrHigherplane 1 year ago
@MrHigherplane Lmaoo i'm not going to get into a childish argument on the internet with you..steve harvey timee :]
houseofrules 1 year ago
@houseofrules lmao, did you not give a childish response to a viable statement?i think u did.basically u think im wrong and ur right, and thats childish xD
MrHigherplane 1 year ago
3:03-3:08 lmao.luk like he in a strip club
the1yall 1 year ago
Man Fuck Them Dogs!!! Amen to that
Fe11a11 1 year ago 6
big boy fat ass...lean yo funky ass ova....lmao
the1yall 1 year ago
What did you eat CLARENCE....lolol!!!!!
cchewithardful 1 year ago
@cchewithardful MOMMA WHY MY PRESENT STANK ? JUST SHUT UP AND OPEN YO GIFT!!!!!!
jsutiger07 1 year ago 2
SUMBODY GONE WIPE YO ASS ... BUT IT AINT GONE B ME !
Buzette123 1 year ago 6
who dont like steve harvey
Twinkz97 1 year ago
momma why my presents stank? just shut up and open your gift lls
3DVision704 1 year ago
The four people who didn't like this probably can't wipe their ass. XD
missmatTTTYYY09 1 year ago 7
man fuck dem dogz. lmao x2
the1yall 1 year ago
IT AIN'T GONNA BE ME LMAO HELL NAW
Tree372000 1 year ago
"Kill a black man, everybody go home, kill a dog and you gotta go to jail, something is wrong with this..." Amen.
skilled954 1 year ago 14
Fuck them dogs? You're funny but you're still a low life piece of shit.
MaritimeEast 1 year ago
What man want more than one women to tell you what to do.
SuperSmith338 1 year ago
WHAT DID YOU HAVE CLARENCE!!!
mcarr1000 1 year ago
too funny....gross lol
cortezangelfish 1 year ago
somebody gon wipe yo ass but it aint gon b me lol lol lol
mayhem876 1 year ago
"2 ppl rob liquor store 3 ppl dead details @ 11 ... we don't need to be there @ 11 dammit that's us" ... LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
thegoatofla 1 year ago 6
I CAN'T STOP LAUGHING FROM THIS SHIT. HE IS TRULY A LEGEND AND ONE OF THE BEST!!! LOVE YA STEVE
danceboi112 1 year ago 4
4:21 and open yo ass and let it blow dry!
kandinskyforfootball 1 year ago 4
big boy fat ass lmfao
LooneyTuneBabe1331 1 year ago
@monkinisha ahahahahahahahaahaha
Jerodrik 1 year ago
"You big NASTY, BLACK, BASTARD!!!!! LEAN YO FUNKY ASS OVER THIS TUB!!! DONE SAT UP IN HERE AND JUST DONE SHITTED ALL OVER YO SELF!!!" THATS FUNNY ASS HELL!!! xD!!!
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To avoid wasting time listening to the crude garbage he is spewing that doesn't have anything to do with this topic, start watching at 5:14 to see what Steve Harvey feels about animals. The Michael Vick dogs in particular. . I am surprised I haven't heard anyone call him out on this yet. He actually says, "F--- them dogs! Let the boy play!" Harvey is scum in my book.
happy70sgirl 1 year ago
@happy70sgirl he was trying to state a point.....just in case you were too slow to realize it yet, he was saying that you get more jail time for killing a dog than ANYONE killing a black man (i.e. sentence for murder of black man: 2 yrs, sentence for killing a dog: 5 yrs!) WTF is that?
terrell5159 1 year ago 6
@happy70sgirl oooh baby you outta time!! steve be de shit, son!
kepalametal 1 year ago
michaels vick goes to jail for killing hey dog but 3 police officers shoot shawn bailey 50 times an walk away free,that some bull shit .black people have no rights.
155RAJANI 1 year ago 3
@155RAJANI straighten yo black asses up and there won't be any problems
yahoopl3 1 year ago
I love Steven Harvey he is really funny. C: =]
Isolation00 1 year ago
"Mama y my present stingk?"
"Just shutup and open yo gift!"LOL
Akee1990 1 year ago 3
i think nbc should invite steve to host saturday night live.he'd be a great host.ha!i just realized that saturday has "turd" in it.
teedough1 1 year ago 4
"somebody gonna wipe yo ass, but it ain't gonna be me!"
boomboi1990 1 year ago
when did this first air?
MyNameIsAshleyB 1 year ago
"Clarence what did I tell you? What have you been eating?" that is funny!
newagesoapopera1 1 year ago 6
finally, i agree about michael vick. his comment on vik so true.
gumboy8 1 year ago 8
Time it! stay with it! pssh, pshh, pshh! time it! time it!
iL0V3ABL3 1 year ago 8
Plenty about polygamists in Africa! But still, this guy is funny! I'm obsessed XD!
AThousandYoung 2 years ago
by "us" he means African AMERICAN. Africans have a totally different ethnic personality. They are calmer.
zhs2009 2 years ago
"mama, why my presents stank???" ROTFLMAO
terrell5159 2 years ago 10
@terrell5159 lmfao right
DJKutler24 2 years ago
somebody gon wipe yo ass but it ain't gon be me
shalliefboo 2 years ago 12
i don't give a damn how you do it but it ain't gonna be me
bonnervsgriffen 1 year ago
hahahaha this is the funniest part of the whole thing
joyariffic 2 years ago 2
i don't give a damn if you hafta have a room off to the side with a lil twin bed in it ...... LMAO
dhinton1 2 years ago
that big lipped s.o.b lol
bonnervsgriffen 2 years ago 3
2 people robbed liquor, 3 people dead details @ 11. We ain't gotta be there for 11 dammit thats us.
LMBO
Donald32108 2 years ago 12
Steve! You've just became my no.1 comedian of all time! Get your ass over here to Ireland!!!
TheXtremeTech 2 years ago 2
U BIG NASTY BLACK BASTARD!
LMFAO!
boomboi1990 2 years ago 8
the lady shoulda went bowcat on his nasty ass!!!
riddim3456 2 years ago
Steve should've said if he didn't want to wipe let his azz stay shitty! That's on him. He'll get a wiff of himself and it's up to him if wanna smell that all day....lol
liclak 2 years ago 3
This 8 mins was nasty about wiping azz! Lazy people in the world!
liclak 2 years ago
if that didn't work, she rather go BOWCAT on her man's ass!!!! oral fixation on her man's crack to solve the problem!!!! LOL
riddim3456 2 years ago
u and them heffasz gone get killed
mizzsexie1 2 years ago 4
shit had me rollin!!!
omarwalker34 2 years ago 5
the audio is slightly off
ScaryJBlige 2 years ago 2
Stay wit it.. tish tish.. stay wit it, LOLOL that is the funniest illustration Steve has done, LOL I was cryin laughin
mindset 2 years ago 14
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ScaryJBlige 2 years ago
MAN FUCK THEM DOGS LET HIS ASS PLAY -- haha i stayed rollin
slickrick1994 2 years ago 11
excuse me but i was just commenting on the video and if u dont like it then dats on u and im not a dumb douche
TheBrittanib 2 years ago
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dat wasnt really funny
TheBrittanib 2 years ago
get a token and put it on under carriage!LMAO!!!!!
1marconkae 2 years ago
done shitted all over yoseff--WHAT IS U BEEN EATIN?? ooh, these neckbones...
L M F A O.
sevidemic 2 years ago 2
amen to the dog the
Wayneboy1982 2 years ago
"Dip it in the water... and wash *pause* yo ass!" XD best quote!
HiroXHakuske 2 years ago 7
I peed on myself watching this lol
kemicheek 2 years ago 4
the sprinkler system lol!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
man74gd 2 years ago 12
lean yo funky ass over this tub omg lmao !!!!!!!!!
kenb83 2 years ago 10
"you big nasty black basterd"XD!!
k5lta 2 years ago 10
thats a badass tie and shoes anybody know where to find them?
wayne27560 2 years ago 7
but you know is true, which black woman you can really go home to say I'm bringing home 5 more women to live with boyyy you better start packing and running because your a** is grass after lol
lexaneli 2 years ago 6
5:37 - 6:31
I agree with everything he just said.
SirBoxer03 2 years ago 15
"Mama why my present stank???" "Just shut up and open yo gift!!!!" LMBO!!!!!
apreachnorganist 2 years ago 15
i fell out of my computer chair watching this
littlebobcat10 2 years ago 65
@littlebobcat10 hahahahah me too hoooo shit all my body hurts....
heavyclef 1 year ago 2
somebody gonnas wipe yo ass but it ain't gonna be me!!! ROTFL!!1
97kelsey 2 years ago 12
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thatt shit aint even coo man my dad got no legs and my mom dose the same thing
MEXICANbluedevil 2 years ago
i sorta see how you feel... sorta... i have a brother that cannot move from the neck down and we(mom, dad and all us younger siblings) used to change his diaper when he first got home. he was and sorta still is mortified about it.
nujyro 2 years ago 2
its jokes..and LISTEN to it instead of sayen it aint cool...steve said the man is not sick or paralized....he is FAT and put himself in that position...
larune 2 years ago 9
i wasn't saying that i couldn't laugh at it. i laughed super hard! but i can sorta see why they feels that way. but he does mention that the person ain't sick... somewhere around 1:44 i think...
nujyro 2 years ago
I understand why you got upset but this is just jokes and he isn't making fun of the disabled or ill; he's making fun of a fat guy who got himself fat. And that's real love right there your parents got; be blessed.
kweencessX 2 years ago
steve harvey is my dude he be talkin bout da most random shit but it be funny as hell he had people crying on the whipe yo ass part lol
corkygutta 2 years ago 4
I feel that woman's pain.
NoirEyesful 2 years ago 5
funny
giz747 2 years ago
thank yhu for this.i was waiting for someone tew put dis up
MzBre67 2 years ago 2