Third Touhou M-1 Grand Prix 『Opening』 English Subs

[Speedy149U]

...Wait, at 7:05, was that a Bad Apple reference!?

[Mekuruku]

Shiki went through puberty.

why was a child judging whether you go to hell or not?

[siverfanweedo]

65536 she kept count

o.o

and yukari I HAVE TO SLEEP tonight it is bad engh iam going to have dream of ants eating me but you two an di thoute you was nicer but no a pure evil

[ToysNSnacks]

yukari should destroy the border between black and white!

[TwistedJabberjays]

@ToysNSnacks But then Shikieiki wouldn't be able to judge people, and there would be a HUGE backup of souls.

Fitting revenge for making her wake up. o_0

[uhbuhbhbuhbuhbu]

Any one else hear the PUNCH OUT sound effect for the audience at 2:45.

[YupTanya]

Looool :D Shiki is really great :D :D

[Ultrapyre]

LOL. Keine Karma-Charged the audience. XD

[ExzcellionGamma]

65536 = 2 raised to the 16th power...

Wow, that many Cirno??

[XOXTheFunnyBunnyXOX]

Your voice is different from last time?... I went through puberty?

[chdata]

Hahaha #65536... $10000.

[pheenix42]

This is without a doubt, one of the best arranged uses of on-screen annotations I've seen on the 'Tube!  Terrific arranging them and timing them so well! =)

[JapanForSale]

What an undependable panel of judges haha.

[SkyFormToad]

4:55 lol let's cirno out you...... freaking adorable froggy girl XD

[watafug]

ok wait i'm just wondering who is taller

Suwako or Shikieiki since I've seen somany jokes on it.

[isywuzheer]

@watafug I believe Shiki is taller

[Nazuiko]

3:22

*massive explosion from somewhere off screen.*

*Lazers fire in every direction. Shrill, female laughter, is heard, echoing throughout.*

???: I ENTER MYSELF INTO THIS COMPETITION, AS OF RIGHT NOW!

group following her around: A-SA-GI! A-SA-GI!

[Harsgalt711]

Still waiting on that crossover...

[Nazuiko]

@Harsgalt711

arent we all?

[Nazuiko]

@Harsgalt711

Team Nippon Alice Studios anyone?

[Harsgalt711]

As they say in Demon's Souls: "Someday...."

[Iceforsugar]

The main character for Touhou 13?

[LaserShark123]

Let Cirno out, you... adorable frog-hat girl you!

[monoham1]

@LaserShark123 well, she DID kill 60 000 of her underlings (in 16 bit)....

[Roggamer22]

@monoham1 Technically she FROZE 60,000 of her underlings. Although technically she accidentally shattered 1/3 of those.

[monoham1]

@Roggamer22 accidentally? how do u figure?

[Roggamer22]

@monoham1 It's official that Cirno's favorite hobby is freezing frogs and then watching them revive as they thaw out. It's also official that she fails 1/3 of the time and the frog gets shattered to pieces.

[celexter]

But are they serious? That the winner will be the main character??

[Deontaikun]

most likely yes

[GretchenDawntreader]

ah for an oni whose sake I could not refuse.

That would be a good life :)

[Rescueneko]

nyahahahahaha!

[dreamstone14]

good job !

[paridox4ever]

subarashi!

[xhydropumpx]

Rinnosuke and Tewi as the main characters would be the end of the world.

[Wyverneer]

Granted, I'm curious as to what Kourin can do, danmaku/spellcard-wise. It might be stereotypical, but I sort of expect some strong hidden power or somesuch.

That or his spellcards will all involve loincloths.

[Omena]

@Wyverneer

It is believed he has no battling ability whatsoever.

[Wyverneer]

I'm aware, but it doesn't necessarily say he doesn't in his bios. It's generally accepted by fans that he's more or less useless, though, yes.

[Pretztailfan95]

Suwako caught Cirno!!! XDDD

[ShadowRocksMySocks]

When Suwako said she caught something I already knew it was Cirno!

[fenel555heinz]

I want to be scolded by shiki eiki.

[RinxKaenbyou]

Suika has an epic laugh. it never get's old. :P Evarh

[Quietpower99]

Cirno and Suwako would've taken the Main Character title for sure.

*nod* *nod*

[champbaka]

Can't believe that Suwako actually counted how many frogs (9) freezed.

[NiteRabbit]

Ah, excellent! English subs! I look forward to seeing more. They seem to be doing a lot of inside references now. Nyahahahahaha~

[Twila27]

I was laughing too hard when they cut to the loser bracket, I mean Keine-chan surrounded by thousands of early-stage bosses and random anons. x3

I love how Touhou has such an enormous fanbase. I'll dislike one character, watch one PV or read one comic and completely change my viewpoint. Used to not care for the Aki sisters, watched the video for "s complex" and now I have a completely new viewpoint.

Biggest wish for Touhou: an English PoFV patch, please! ^o^~

[06cloud]

Me too. Used to find Satori creepy and ghostly, after reading some doujin and watching some PV, I now find Satori quite cute... and she has become one of my fav character.

Shikieiki's voice is unexpectedly cute...

Kanako looks like a Korean old lady... and speaking like a Korean speaking Japanese...

Cirno is unlucky to be caught... but she deserves it(for freezing frogs...)

[GretchenDawntreader]

very fun! Cracked me up that Suwako came on and I thought, I hope she would be fair if Cirno showed up to perform...but she had already captured her! Poor Cirno!

Thanks for putting this up and for the subtitles! err...annotitles. Those things with the words there. ^_^;