Stupid Bar Tricks - EZSP

[FreeBlago1]

:44  if he wins, he could buy HER a drink?????

[FreeBlago1]

kjh

[shakalakaboomboom09]

haha what you think people are idiot ass hole , ya come home with me i will pay you bitch

[lezamac6]

hahaha, this is is funny, not good witht he stats but funny he made my day

[Th3xCrucifier]

REJECTED! you should have told her your name is Mr. Magicpants lol

[AmeliaPhoto]

Drunk again, I see. Probably from the angst of being non-American...and unable to spell "argument".

The bright side is as long as there are stupid drunks, even the worst magicians won't go hungry.

Sorry I tried to educate you. I didn't realize how passionate you were about remaining ignorant. Ta-ta old sap.

[silentitan]

In the midst of all this tat-for-tat I have to insert my 2 cents :D..... Bahahahahahahaha... thanks for making me laugh. Oh, and to stir up some more hate... America Sucks! :D P.S. Please don't look for intelligence in this post as there is none to be found :P

[davejorgan]

The expression is "tit for tat". But then, I doubt you've ever seen a tit...except maybe in National Geographic.

It isn't hate...it's pity. I wish we could let ALL the unwashed vermin of the world be Americans--y'all sure try hard enough to get in--but, if we did, who would make all the third-world trinkets for us? And where would we send all the CARE packages that make us feel better about ourselves?

[PUNKROCKINTHISSHIT]

@davejorgan i love you. LOL, that sounded strange..

[AmeliaPhoto]

Something similar has worked FOR me many times over the years. The "one-ahead" principle is a standard method in magic. And you DIDN'T "work it out"! You were painfully clueless about how he would know to write "carrot". Obviously it worked on YOU, even after you watched the explanation!

"Maybe you should live your own life instead of telling me what how to live mine." Do you even see the irony in that statement? lol

Seriously, stay in school forever, kid. It's your only hope...

[AmeliaPhoto]

Maybe you shouldn't get trashed before you post.

The only thing "obvious" is that you haven't tried it (or are incapable of performing it). ALL magic is obvious when you know the method.

While you're at it, look up "argue". I commented...just as you have...but unlike you, I didn't feel the need for name-calling.

Have as nice a day as you deserve...

[AmeliaPhoto]

Looks like the "retard" is the one who doesn't understand "nine times out of ten they'll say carrot and even if they don't you still nailed two out of three"

But at least you didn't make an ass of yourself online... oops!

[adam95s]

when you said break the ice with a lady i thought of you slamming a girl on ice!

[wynniejay]

this is like a card trick

i forgot how it was exctly done tho

[DoberZeke]

It works when people are drunk and disoriented.

[silentitan]

Ha! Works on more than just the drunk and disoriented. Everyone else is just more likely to figure out AFTER you've done it.

[tobaff]

i like him, the trick, AND the lady =D

[phlashphil]

wasted my time

[Juuuuuul]

that's one stupid trick, i figured it out after he asked what did you write down...

a better trick for breaking the ice: walk up to a girl and throw an icecube before her feet, then say: "Now the ice is broken, your place or mine" =/

[mewmaster151]

yeah that works... if she finds dorks cute

[Juuuuuul]

lol, it was kinda sarcastic ;)

[hedgejumperoli]

haha

[Siron45]

funny as hell though xD

[zestCC]

very nice

[daphrozen]

lol