That was the shortest game I have ever seen besides those burger king and mcdonalds toys. Also, who is this "Fattman" I keep hearing about in the earlier comments?
What's that start clip from with the guy walking to the gates to a castle? It's not on my version of Dark Castle and considering he is wearig different clothes from the in game character I doubt it is from your version either.
This game is a freaking joke! If the Fat Mann was right about speed runs like this, maybe he was right about who desinged this game! Shame on you EA games!
my goodness, what is this shit?
tiosopaman 2 months ago
If you'd get served a hamburger behind that BK-door, that would be the tits!
CommentAccountA 3 months ago
What a dick, pooping that party in less than a minute.
Fhyrne 8 months ago
And you don't even have to beat the other levels. Brilliant, EA. Just brilliant...
DigitalNinja21 1 year ago
lol
Remember26 1 year ago
BLEAGH!
Draconis888 2 years ago
sound effects made me LOL
LockedPig 2 years ago
funny fat mann^^
this game is terrible though
H0tNsexy11 2 years ago
game is so bad its funny
ThMrksman 3 years ago
I think it was supposed to be a joke =)
tenambo 3 years ago
I want my minute back...
herooftime1000 3 years ago
heavy drinker that dark knight
SleepingOnNeedles 3 years ago 10
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Wow, I didn't know the Genesis sucked that much. Nowhere nearly close to something released 5 years earlier.
Hamstray 3 years ago
it's a port actually, the game was first released for PC
tenambo 3 years ago
no, it was first released for the mac in 1986 and it was way better than this Genesis crap
Hamstray 3 years ago
But Genesis still kicks ass
tenambo 3 years ago
and mac still sucks
HIMFelix666 3 years ago
I didn't even know these games was legal to make xD...to easy and short
Sokan1993 3 years ago
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You think this is bad ? Play Shadow of the Beast II, worst game I have ever played.
KingRingSting 4 years ago
Wow, this game sucks... speedy ending, nice. ^^
IceVallejo 4 years ago
lol! wtf gayest game ever why are there any other levels a tall! why was game even made!!!
frogboffin 4 years ago
What happened? I blinked and I missed it!
That was the shortest game I have ever seen besides those burger king and mcdonalds toys. Also, who is this "Fattman" I keep hearing about in the earlier comments?
ogredanhibiki 4 years ago
urinating tree
His alius is fat man judgeth, he has really funny reviews, take a look. He reviews this game too.
jessie699 4 years ago
LOL. I never even heard of this game until now. Funny stuff. :)
jaoriprilj 4 years ago
EA games. Chalenge everything
yup, back then they chalenged themselves of making the greatest piece of crap in human history.
CONGRATULATIONS EA! YOURE THE BEST!
Chandrix9510 4 years ago 11
LOLOL!!!
theelostriots9999 4 years ago
I like the theme, but man does this game stink to play. -9 out of a range of -10 to 10.
Thanks for beating it and uploading it.
stringanime 4 years ago
Thanks
NullnV01d 4 years ago
What's that start clip from with the guy walking to the gates to a castle? It's not on my version of Dark Castle and considering he is wearig different clothes from the in game character I doubt it is from your version either.
NullnV01d 4 years ago
He looks like link without his hat
PPFAdminHomestar 4 years ago
he sounds like hes giving birth
ddggllff 4 years ago
This game is a freaking joke! If the Fat Mann was right about speed runs like this, maybe he was right about who desinged this game! Shame on you EA games!
agentcak 4 years ago
wow
mcrockthesock 4 years ago
Under a minute is right...UrinatingTree WAS right...
I may despise HARD games like Contra or Ghosts and Goblins...but when it's possible to beat a game in a matter of 60 seconds, that sucks even more.
RocMegamanX 4 years ago
Holy shit, that game really does suck.
Wipomatic 4 years ago
My god... 57 seconds? I also thought Fat Mann was just stretching the truth...holy shit...
tehRelinquished 4 years ago
Same here, I didn't believe it till I saw it. >.<
CaptainWasHere 4 years ago
damn it is under a minute OMG!!!!!
MastermindSoftware 4 years ago
Wow, no cheats, no glitches, just a poorly designed mess of a game. Fatman picked a winner!!
ReeperTheSeeker 4 years ago
XD Fatt Man was right
BashyMcBashBash 4 years ago
Yeah! I didn't believe him either!
jessie699 4 years ago
nice use of sound and some gfx....
RawbThatPunk 4 years ago
Three words: shortest speedrun ever.
It's a wonder this game didn't land in Wikipedia's list of games considered the worst ever.
WildTraveller 4 years ago
The reason why the speedrun is so short, is that you only have to go though the middle door. You don't have to go through the other doors, at all.
Also, this isn't a game. Games are fun. That thing, called Dark Castle, isn't fun at all!
HyperAndroid 4 years ago
I cant beleive that EA made this game.
dolores49 4 years ago
Geeze, that was quick!
LadyPsychic 5 years ago
Wtf kind of game is this!?
bman409 5 years ago
The ending of the game ripped off Donkey Kong.
golfguy777 5 years ago
And the rest of the game ripped off Castlevania, though very horribly...
velocityxofxlight 4 years ago