Nostalgia Critic - Sidekicks

[ThatFreakWhoHauntsU]

24:13 made me think of invader zim.

[Raider768]

I've been gunshot!"

[w3irdo13]

"GET! HIIIIIM!"

I'M ACT-IIIING!

[nightbane2]

"AARON" Norris?

THATS MY NAME!

[missdeathknight13579]

8 people have been gunshot... THEYVE BEEN GUNSHOT! GUNSHOT!

[rockandrollguy87]

was that bill murphy ?????

[emojo1990]

you dont fantasise about chuck norris, chuck norris imagines you!

[66Ryansworld]

12:30 My wide angle lense is about to burst!

[Runaway0071]

whu-whu-whu-whu-whu-whu-whu-wh­u-whu-whu-whu-whu-whu-whu-whu-­whu-WWWHHHAAAATTTT???????????

[MsBlackdeath13]

Chuck Norris can beat QWOP

[Disneythievesrock]

How can you shoot fire away?

Ask Angry Joe.

[persianking44]

Chuck Norris doesn't have asthma. Asthma has Chuck Norris.

[missdeathknight13579]

7 people are gonna get vaporized by Chuck Norris's stare. Its more potent than a caer bear stare!!!

[TheGamesmart]

chuck norris is going to kill 7 people!

[thagrammarnazi]

Isn't that the kid with the stutter from 'it'?

[davencin10]

@thagrammarnazi Yes. He suicided several years back. His name is Jonathan Brandis.

[thagrammarnazi]

@davencin10 You mean commited suicide? Damn, wonder what was depressing him so much, that's the way of fame it seems.

[davencin10]

@thagrammarnazi His career had been declining for a while. From what I understand it was very sudden and he didn't write a note or anything.

[2013venjix]

On This video:

Chuck Norrris: 42 times

ACHUCK NORRAAAASSSSSS!!!!: 07 times

[KennethMoreland]

HOOOOLY FUUUUCKING SHIIIIT!

[videogamehunter820]

In all seriousness, is Chuck Norris considered legitamitely tough, or is it all a joke because he tries to be (or plays the tough guy in movies)?

I want a serious answer.

[lampini]

@videogamehunter820 I will answer this seriously. ok he was tough he is a martial artists in fact if you type in chuck norris vs bruce lee you can see chuck fighting to the extreme. in conclusion he is not all talk he is really tough (even though he's 70 now)

[Crazyhardcoredude1]

my god this movie suck i mean Chuck norris is just so stuskkh6sjb JUGT,KSUGTN Kj>sgtb .K uawgfK.U GWFJg E JGR

[fyakilla]

WAKE UP!!!!

[loadedjogger]

Chuck Norris only masturbates to other pictures of Chuck Norris!

[keerkhor]

RIP Jonathan Brandeis

[picklebond157]

20:48 dub step.

[Vault101Reject]

Can someone explain to me this whole "kissing chuck norris' ass" thing comes from? Do you have to be american to see that he's just another human being or did everyone contract some sort of stupid virus?

[SSJMegla]

@Vault101Reject Its all just one gigantic internet joke. Im surprised you never heard of it, since it has been round for years now. There were even Mr T. jokes, but they didnt stick nearly as much as the Norris ones.

Its as much funny as it is stupid really. Especially since Norris isnt all that good of an actor ^^

[Coops4tw]

Isn't it pretty awesome that in this movie, Chuck Norris actually plays himslef? Not him acting. He's just being himself! YEAH!

[June28July]

Chuck Norris can do anything... Except make a shitty movie good, get Biological science right, or help a presidential candidate win the presidency.

[SightedSe7en]

Don't talk shit about Chuck Norris.

[Cactusman129]

CHUKANOREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEES­!!!!!

[obyrnemark]

If chuck noris is so aweome how come im able to talk crap about him.Oh hi chuck noris (punch of death)...

[LilacElf8582]

Chuck Norris has only one fear: Leroy Jethro Gibbs.

[pochopaz7381]

@Bowmaj21 I think it is a satire of how the movies and everytbing depict him I think

[TheForbiddenNerd]

i wouldve started with let's kick it :P

[emilypolizzi]

lol wow! That movie does suck

[2013venjix]

@emilypolizzi be careful what you say or feel the wrath.... OF CHUCK NORRIS!

ACHUCK NORRAAAASSSSSS!!!!

[emilypolizzi]

@2013venjix No, Chuck Norris is awesome, it's this movie that sucks.

[2013venjix]

@emilypolizzi I'm Sorry about the comment. trying to be funny.

[emilypolizzi]

@2013venjix I know, I'm just playing along ^^

[Tromafan101]

The Boogeyman checks under his bed for Chuck Norris, and Chuck Norris has the Boogeyman check under his bed for Bruce Campbell!!!

[HiThereSOS2]

Chuck Norris Superkick!

[crithammer]

What's the name of the song during that awkward scene in the hospital?

[KrazyKrippler]

I'm going to say Chuck Norris isn't amazing. His "Walker, Texas Ranger" was an above-average show. Where else do we know him from?.... *cricket *cricket* That's right, nothing of course.

Jackie Chan however, is the real shit. Chuck Norris bows to Jackie Chan. Go ahead, argue, I will always be right.

[shaqatk4884]

@KrazyKrippler not as popular as chuck man. and thats what wins.

[nightbane2]

@KrazyKrippler We will know Chuck Norris from The Expendables 2.

[CyberMcRock]

This film may have sucked but did you know that the director of this film was never found only his shoes and a cap saying "You've been chuck norris'd" ..... So is the way of Chuck Norris

ACHUCK NORRAAAASSSSSS!!!!

[solodatemaru]

Actually does anyone know how Chuck Norris got this cult following? I mean we all more or less subscribe to this, but when and why did it all start?

[pariastabendesa]

AAACHUKA NORRISSSSSSS!

[akaphoinx]

Nc stop trying to hate chuck Norris so just give in I dare you CHUCKA NORIS

[gheith001]

AH CHUCKANORAAAAAAAAAS!

[otakusoul22]

@SpikeJet2736 Yeah I know I'm just saying that most of his hype is from the martial arts films.

[Leatherbubba]

Joe Piscopo is like a parody of a Karate Kid villain in this.

[jonesland10]

What if John marston and chick Norris teamed up?

[SpikeJet2736]

@jonesland10 John Marston would be Batman and chuck norris would be robin

[DanielAvelan]

people think with portals,

portals think with chuck norris

[gmn545]

In the beginning, God said "Let there be light!"

Chuck Norris said, "Say please."

[liZaRds285]

Barry the Chopper!

[bradwolf07]

Wasn't the teacher the woman from the second Rambo movie?

[otakusoul22]

@Jman92854 Ever watch any of his karate movies? (He gets in a fight with Bruce Lee in one also)

[SpikeJet2736]

@otakusoul22 yeah and Bruce Lee beats the shit out of him in that one

[Jman92854]

I'm sorry, but can anyone tell me what makes people suck Chuck Norris' dick all the time? I know he was in "Walker Texas Ranger" but, what makes him so great? I haven't seen him kick anyone's ass, or do ANYTHING. But, his CG character on World of Warcraft does it all.

[windwaker0rules]

at the end he should of done a voice over from the smoking guy when the blocks were on fire and "fightin wround the world"

[hollowsephiroth]

Funny, Chuck Norris is unable to lopse, and yet Bruce Lee killed him in Way of the Dragon. Even Chuck himself in an interview said "Lee would kill me if we were in a real fight."

[comedypros]

i dislike Norris as he has made expendables a pg-13/12A >:/ 

[darkxaur]

A CHUCK NORRRRRRRRRRRIIIIIIIISSSSSSSSS­!

[MourningStar13666]

hey.. its the suicidal Q 5:30

[abalister8]

Am I the only one who has noticed that in most movie high schools.the kids either humiliate or congratulate on the drop of a hat

[tenshiuve]

Yes yes Chuck Norris is a douche and is retarded and no one cares.. bla bla..

Fuck you its Chuck Norris.

[ieodksnw787]

gunshot!? 

LMAO

[jbetenbender]

17:55 But Chuck Norris doesn't get arrested...

[TheSupersizemario]

he spelled sidekicks wrong

[kuaieq]

the teacher was hot as fuck

[a1b26600]

Chuck Norris is a homophobic douchebag.

[tenshiuve]

@a1b26600 But it is Chuck Norris

[TheMindMaster6]

they say when you say no one is perfect chuck norris takes that as a persinal offence.

[Max3129]

GET HIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIM!!

-I'm ACTIIIIIIIIING!!

[MegaAvenger2]

I heard that Chuck Norris was asked to star in the original karate kid

[RpGfreak901]

Do you think we can convince the critic to review The Delta Force?

[xlShinnAsakuralx]

Hahaha....Sidekciks 24:32 XD

[joecana345]

i will piss if mr miyagi and daniel appeared

[ajshim]

Anyone noticed some of the flags on dojo's walls are posted incorrect.

[ADHDIan]

19:27 this looks like a job for..... not chuck norris?

[monsterboy31]

Chuck Norris and Mako both made three youtube accounts and disliked this video once on each.

LOL Sorry, I couldn't resist.

[monsterboy31]

@monsterboy31 P.S. Yes, I know Mako is dead.

[monsterboy31]

LOL It'd have been funny if at some point, The Critic said, "I can't make fun of you, Mako, you're too good... and people will want me to crucify my privates AGAIN."

[VaciliNikoMavich]

Oh hey Chuck-AAAAAAAAHHHHHH!

[Bowmaj21]

Whenever some one mentions one of those Chuck Norris "Facts" depicting how tough he is, am I the only person who thinks "Meh! He's not so great!"

Now Bruce Lee, he was awesome! Why don't people treat him with such high regard? To quote James Rolfe "Bruce Lee was a real life super man, with super strength, speed and intellect!"

[tenshiuve]

@Bowmaj21 Because it is is Chuck Norris.

But seriously it is just funny and silly.

[lol1143]

I love NC I really do...but he better not be implying that 80s montages are bad in any possible way

Or I will choke a critic

[Bordeaux90]

I swear, after a while that Chuck Norris meme is saying "A CHUNK OF MY AAAASSS!"

[cggx]

They once made a chuck norris toilet paper but there was a problem.... It would not take shit from anyone

[SakuraXxXIchigo]

5:16 ITS CHUCK NORRIS! He can shoot fire away

This movie = NO PLOT WHAT-SO-EVER!!! But Chuck Norris made this story have a plot that no-one but him can understand it!

18:11 This film is starting to sound A LOT like The Karate Kid *nostalgia critic mentions it* Ah shit

[Scotttjt]

7 billion people don't live on Earth. Chuck Norris lives on Earth; the rest of us are just taking up space.

[Curisite]

I...I think Bruce lee is an equal to chuck Norris...

[godzilla964]

@Curisite Bruce is superior to Chuck. Don't believe me, to check out "Way of the Dragon" AKA "Return of the Dragon".

[romas1995]

Roadhouse !

[3brerfox]

Chuck Norris is so tough, even his bad movies cure impotence.

[TheLolpan45]

I HAVE ASTMA! :D I'm one 10000th Connected to Chuck Norris...WAT BITCH B¬{D

[flygonrock56]

chuck norris only uses guns because his fists are too strong and wants the enemy to have a very very slim chance

[Majorasword64]

A-CHUCK A-NORIIIIIS!

[KTKomedy2813]

There is no tongue in Chuck Norris' mouth; there is only another fist.

[randomM4ge]

ha ha ha, me and my bro jay aka jragon (we called em that because he was a huge bruce lee nut) we watched this movie all the time as kids, as well as tons of cheesy kung fu movies, this was great as kids though i remember loving it

[Majorasword64]

the only reason he is imagining about Chuck Norris is because Chuck Norris is allowing him to.

[TheDoomBrony]

does anyone else think that NC was just having so much fun with gun shot bit that he just improvised with the c3po joke.

[TheDoomBrony]

The TITANIC didn't sink because of an iceberg, it was Chuck Norris going for a swim.

[seanpatrickcain2]

Chuck Norris will be the bomb in the Expendables 2! ftw

[12LOTR]

i fucking love this movie

[AdamMitchyCat]

24:32 "Sidekciks"

[hobohaymaker13]

Joker asks "Why So Serious?"

Chuck Norris asks "Why you still alive?"

[HorrorLurker]

Too bad the kid that played Barry commited suicide 8 years ago.

[midgetgirl5]

@HorrorLurker i know it's sad isn't it. i alway thought jonathan brandis was cute!!!

[jakesworld12]

@HorrorLurker I guess IT came back.........

[HorrorLurker]

@jakesworld12 I see what you did there, lol.

[DRockNation1]

Chuck Norris won American Idol by only using sign language.

[mamilolu]

Chuck Norris sucks! If he was that awesome he would come over here and smash my face against my keybiohwj ueri gu iy i e8iyu43g 3843y gg843 yi weyggb yw43 ty4rg43rbweygb3weyug4 gr

[Bittergamer1886]

@mamilolu That's fucking awesome.

[osprey39323]

one mor thing..........CHUCK NORRIS!!!!!!!!!!!!

[quietrioter]

wait wait wait...this movie has Chuck Norris and Mako in it....

A-CHUCK-A-NORRIS and A-MAKO~!

[Fritic87]

NC should review Lone Wolf McQuade!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[supermariofan03]

one time I had this really awesome dream that critic is doing a crossover review with Chuck Norris

[sworddrage5]

That and holy shit that symbol in the front if norris's jacket (the guy kicking) that my karate's symbol

[sworddrage5]

I have seen , talked to, and shaked his hand because he was my karate instructor's karate instructor

[NarutoRPCfan]

Good thing: The movie has Chuck Norris in it.

Bad Thing: The kid's actor is DEAD. :(

[isaacman122]

actually, nostalgia critic, chuck norris doesnt hav asthma, asthma has chuck norris.

[Activeassholeonpills]

I stopped respecting Chuck Norris when he hosted the Oath Keepers. That bastard is so deep in fascist politics that it sickens me! Now he's a washed up has-been selling total gyms.

[thebladeofchaos]

@Activeassholeonpills you serious? holy heck.

[SorasScarz020]

love this movie

[InfinityDz]

Did chuck norris ever take an arrow in the knee?

[mamilolu]

@InfinityDz NO, he shoots the arrows

[doom7ish]

CHUCKA NORRIS BUST THEME.

[vonToast]

deus ex machina much?

[xJoeEDangerouslyx]

8:51 How about Tum Tum?

[Aerontguy]

Hey, I found my first Nostalgia Critic spelling error! He spelled Sidekicks wrong on the credit card!

[NipticklerPs3]

i love uncle iroh hes a godam beast

[03bgood]

So basically the bully is a ripoff of Johnny Lawrence from The Karate Kid!

[ThePikminsteve]

They were going to put Chuck Norris' face on Mount Rushmore but the rock wasn't hard enough. ..

[ThePikminsteve]

Chuck Norris can roundhouse kick someone through a window without breaking the glass

[ThePikminsteve]

In Texas the worst death sentence you can get is a Round House Kick from Chuck Norris.

[ProfessorChaykin]

Think of Chuck Norris and your physical strength will be increased

[Ozztastic57]

They once named a street after Chuck Norris, but they had to rename it because no one crosses Chuck Norris and lives

[SakuraXxXIchigo]

@Ozztastic57 Very good XD

[ThePikminsteve]

Chuck Norris once made a robot for his science class we now know this robot as the Terminator

[realman1014]

He spelled sidekicks wrong in the credits

[TheNumnutRandomness]

This movie needs to get laid... down into the ground and buried forever.

[hajlender12]

Chuck can't have asthma, Asthma has Chuck!!!

[crh2010]

13:51-14:14 & 16:27-16:40 ahh yes the kind of women other women claim doesnt exist and that we just "make it up" in our heads, when clearly 90% of men have seen this type of behavior from 90% of women

[godzilla964]

Mako was just applying chest rub.

[jaguar4u2012]

is Mister's Filtch's Cat "Misis Noriss" is as Godly as Chuck Noriss?

[Xir109]

15:35 just make the joke

[trainguy13]

CHUCK NORRIS!

[GhastlyThirteen]

If you have 10 dollars, and Chuck Norris has 5 dollars, Chuck Norris has more money than you.

[GoldmansNephew]

There's nothing wrong having a thing for a teacher. I had a pretty attractive teacher in high school. I forget her name though.

[XxusagibunnyxX]

The only thing in this movie more epic than Chuck Norris? Uncle Fucking Iroh

A-UNCLE IROOOOOOOOOOOHHHH!!!

[Majorasword64]

How the hell did one of the top comments actually become one?

[ifyoucatchmydriftbud]

I actually took karate lessons & I learned something they don't teach you in the movies.It's actually created as a way to prevent violence.Now I never got a black belt,but I also found it's a great way to exercise!

[Boninja88]

5:16 You can do it when you're... CHUCK NORRIS.

[thrawn80]

seriously.. wouldn't the blocks be less dense when the fire heats it up as it expands? wouldn't that be... cheating???

[nwing00]

Did you know that when someone shoots Chuck Norris in the heart, he dies?

[FishlipsMalone]

Chuck norris = Chuck norris when he says: I'm not Chuck norris

[1236sason]

chuck norris can eat in slow motion , and still finish his lunch faster than any one els

[Th0mics]

Chuck Norris doesn't drink milk, he EATS IT!

[thrawn80]

hey that teacher - isn't she that gal in double dragon? that DO SOMETHING TO THAT WOMAN - that WOMAN?

[Joecbg100]

@thrawn80 Yes, and she was also in Rambo 2, and a Scientologist....great.