Girls are Full of Sh*t! (Vlog #192)

[Masterpsflood]

I'll help you out Mr. DeLaGuetto the lakers is GARBAGE.

[VaMoneyCow]

Tim, when a chick hits you up and then she doesn't respond it's because you responded to fast. wether you do or don't you always have to put something before females and you have to do this to get permanent attention. never ever text more than once and never never call more than twice it makes you look desprate even if your not.

[KoolAidtotheMan]

You got your blow-up doll's name wrong..

It's Judy.

[aust4611]

tipickle rick.

[bmills1122]

why do guys think girls want dick all the damn time? They don't sit there and think about sex all day.i know guys would love to believe girls thought about sex all day long and 'crave' it but truth is women can live without ever having sex. There not hitting you up to get 'dick' because you probably don't have much of one! I swear guys need to calm down.

[brian74931]

@bmills1122 from personal experience, there are many girls that think about sex a lot.

[TheBigTwinkie393]

Im Guessing that a girl was supposed to be with you at the beach? hahaha jk jk tim!

[woohoo7890]

SOOO TRUE WIF THE TXTS -_-

[WALDOTHEBEAST7777777]

how much money did u get from the youtube check

[youngblud386]

that snake needs a heat lamp

[DumSpiroSpero90]

I love his mom :D "Ooou whoooow!" :D

and dad "Thanks man!" :D

[101swavey]

CHECK OUT MY VIDEOS! THEY'RE FUNNY!!!!!

[icyboy6]

what kind of car do you drive tim

[lyricalstyles]

i see where you get your humor from...your parents are hilarious....i like how your dad cracks jokes and your mom just sits there cracking up lol

[pr3ttywubz]

Tim's beanie style = Rick laughin haha love it.

[JMUGA]

I AGREE GURLS ARE FULL OF ITTTTT

[Cullenlover456]

youz is got the sickest parents of lifeee nig<3

[JbLover943]

Id Do Erick . (Supereg00000)

[saleb13]

@JbLover943 i didnt mean to like dat im nt gay srry

[JbLover943]

Thats a tall drink of water and i am Thurstayyyyy ! LMAO ! LOVE YOU TIM ♥ ;

[xXDUANEXx1]

1:53 2:03 for ever alone

[Kamstar45]

tim's dad is mad funny, forreal haha

[broitsrobert]

@DJNiippz no arizona-_-

[brilop724]

Rick ALWAYS Laughs When Timothy Is In His Beene LOL.!

[E61474]

tim got becky, man he must be hurtin....

[broitsrobert]

92?!?!?! Thats perfect. I just practiced football today in 113 degree weather!!

[AlexBro09]

Venice beach is empty :O

[katycarter123789]

bye lexie

[candygirl16781]

victor is cute

[LOVABLE714]

LMAOO @ What Else Could It Be You Know What Im Sayin You Were Trynna Get Some Dick I Wasnt Where You Wanted Me To Be So Your Like Oh Okay Nvm Imma Juss Go Diddle My Lil Gina LMAOOO.!! He Is Fkken Funny(: LMAOO @ Your Moms Reaction To Beckyy(:

[tttpoi]

that were wiz khalifa did his vedio

[judge564]

Females are some complicated creatures lol

[jiamei23]

My friend has that text message issue with guys. Girls hate it when guys do that to them too.

[DCWhotgyul101]

am sooo mad am under 18 and some stupid ppl went and flag the horny song ugghhhhh 

[MegaLovehaters]

@DCWhotgyul101 i know!! those stupid ppl are assholes lol

[Beastboi713]

Damn Tim is talking about illiana in this video Tim must be hurtin

[S10JOKER]

i feel u on that txtin girls stuff

[KTR4eva]

LMFAO! Bagel

[beccalicious822]

Lol my name is Becky.

[lazyboyisaac]

Im a guy. And sometimes i'll get a text amd i'll read it, set it down & forget all about it lol. I usually remember like hours later and i feel like a dick if i text em back hahh.. -__-'

[thechamp360daniel]

u say its hot in cali but in texas it gets to 100..but ur still dope >)

[hicheetah]

A bagel. LOL.

[TwinBeClownin]

google mapped ur familys restaurant. itll take 1 day, 13 hrs, and 41 mins to get there from michigan.. i think its worth the trip

[trafta70]

YOUR DAD IS SO AWSOME! AHAHAHAHAHA

[Sinz327]

tims dad - "thats 4 me? thanks man" lmmffaaoo

[xbabiixjesiix]

i'd respond to you any day tim! :) lol

[NiGhTeMaRe35]

locked out of car with blow-up dol HAHA

[earthling1984]

indian smooth scale sand boa?

[icekilla1224]

his dad reminds me of my uncle so much ahah

[Risingstar1518]

yo i use that tall glas of water joke for years haha priceless

[sunsmile247]

That's nothing it's been 98- 100 and something degrees all week in Louisiana! = ) love your vids lol! very funny!

[KushProjects]

I think Tim was waiting for a girl at Venice Beach

[IAmChhum]

What's the "Curve" he mentions when talking about girls?

[anonomousettes]

Tim, she's playing hard to get :)

[JosephSaysHey]

its funny how he's singing the horny song in the closet

[iShockstarLupe]

i'll always respond[;



[ThePresprespres]

does rick have his own channel 

[JaYeeLelee]

love how he drove with no hands :L camera in one hand and the drink in the other :L

[Siinzx0]

thats a dope hornets snapback

[AllatinianneLOVE]

I want to go to Cali

Just so i can have sex with Rick

That is all ^.^

[infinitifamrecords]

hahaha he didnt want to sit through traphik

[pinoy1225]

PACQUIAO ALL DAY ! ! ! ! ! !

[TheSamee]

I would never ignore your texts Tim!!! I have a dick though.

[kathern100]

Omg u have my favorite team on your hat ;) hornets... Love u Tim

[thugbabylove2008]

@TheJordysomaori they werent alway that way they got used to it

[rhynodaddy44]

Girls are always texting multiple people at once...that's why they don't respond to a few...they can't keep up...boppers lol

not all women though...but most that are out there like that

[Riiacolor]

boys are full off Sh*t <3

[kutebabiegurlo]

when your talking about girls doing that not responding and bailing out and stuff.. i think it goes same with guys too .. btw not all girls do that ..

[mattdogg65]

@kutebabiegurlo he didn't say they all did he knows alot of girls I'm pretty sure he knows that

[TheJordysomaori]

How cool are your rents bro, they didn't react -.- they just laughed

[TheLooloo21]

Victor <3

[meanboy05]

remember humpy vs jason=)

[davidabl3]

nice lipstick mark on your neck andrew garcia :) Pimping yo! 

[xXILOVEGIRLSXx123]

@davidabl3 tattoo 

[cir3j808]

Hey tim, i liked the video and especially the seagull joke. Lol.

[MikeChopraMusic]

good shit tim!

Check me out btw, im a 16 year old indian rapper from Cali. I'd appreciate the sub. thanks, peace.

[jazzyman0001]

A lot of times I don't respond to texts even after I was the one who started the conversation because I just forget to check my phone and start doing something else. Girls like me have low attention spans :P

[greatbarriereef]

Guys also do the whole 'lets hang out thing' then text the next day, it sucks. But the whole 'what are you doing thing?' is trying to figure out where the party is, whats crackin. If you say nothing then they just move on to the next one.

[CeceEdition]

why is andrew nibbling on becky's head 0_o...lmaoo

[easterstar1989]

how much you make for making video for utube bro

[knewt95]

You should wear ur hat like that and sing obession by frankie j to rick, that would be hilarious

[tripleb8806]

Hornets hat iz stupid dope!!!

Jus sayin...

[sugarbaby33]

superego is sexayyy, whooo, take it off! lol

[darkngel1234]

Beautiful ass beach

[grassdancer10]

Thats true about the ladies texting. that shit is messed up.

[NickBrushDotCom]

Dude I FEEEEEL you on the ladies texting thing.. it's like wtf....?

[MrKidduece]

How can you hold a camara and the liquor and drive at the same time WTF !

[lorddoughnutbrain]

dude,r u driving without using ur hands?wth is going on!

[GunninTehProz]

Her name's judy you inconsiderate asshole! ;)

[EziosBlades]

HAHAHA

Tim: That's Becky.

Tim's Dad: Becky?

Tim:Becky.

Tim's Dad:...I've seen her before.

[shmexylexi1]

So... California is tha shit! i love there hot weather!:)

[NeonTeddyBear100]

omg lol locked out of your car on the side of the road wit a blow up doll talkin to her callin her becky xD classic

[BunnyWithAnAk47]

@rnbricky lmfao aye ? aha didnt know that :S

[jaynerobyn]

definitely hittin up the restaurant when I come visit!! :) oh..n I feel ya about the only child thing...I need my alone time once in awhile too <3

[61thWonder]

this the paul pierce... the truth

[mattlj2323]

Tim, no drinking and driving!

[BunnyWithAnAk47]

90 WHAT DEGREESE ?!!? in audtralia when its 40 WE AL FEEL LIKE ITS BURNING!

[rnbricky]

@BunnyWithAnAk47 remember america goes by Fahrenheit not Celsius

[darlingdara]

love the vintage hornets hat. <3

[LoveYourself219]

"I've seen her before." LOL

[mishie1402]

Hahaha adorable parents! :)

[jjicebit]

yeah cant agree more with you Tim hate when a girl txt u asking whats up and u respond and u dont get a answer.

[LMEvang21]

I love the part you talk about girls and texting because guess what girls think of too?! Lol. Great Vlog and I love the parody!

[12345marissa1]

I Ate At A Thi Smile Place Thing Today. But It Wasnt In Cali :(

[TheBrittanylynn56]

If I could text and hangout with you, no wayyyy would I blow you off like that haha. What weirdos!

[mysuppressor]

i love how tim's dad is all nuturuel when he saw the blow up doll

[RoyalRaku]

Rick's hand looks weird holding the flip @0:21

[The12GAme]

@RoyalRaku omg it does hahahaha

[ZUCRUent]

piles said give me that becky

[jtollison]

Damn son yo mom and dad are just cool like that

[aznhaylie]

In Florida its 98 F o.O

[806004282]

OH MY GOD BECKY !!!

[Brandie0824]

Rick is so sexy.

[Br0wnB3ast]

its so annoying when girls do that...

[mdarkangel1992]

guys do the same thing

[MijitoChinito1]

@mdarkangel1992 but we actually let you know if we not gonna make it so you don't waste your time waiting.

[d0r1705]

00:49

Got yo hat on sexy mode!

LOL

[justbreathex02]

did anyone else notice the hicky/kiss mark on andrew garcia's neck @ 8:56?

hahah, either that or something else, but it looks like a kiss mark. lol.

[jaydude26]

PRESS SEVEN FOR VICTOR DANCING ;D

[MattZV]

Your dad is freaken halirious.

*I SEE HER BEFORE* (8:17)

PIMPIN without you knowing Tim.

Learn it from the pro.

[woohoo7890]

so true about the girl rant in the car

[HmoobMeka11]

Tim getting pussy! lol

[M4R154guhhh]

why isn't andrew with his kid?!

[DestyneeSaysSo]

is venice beach where they shot the catdaddy video ?

[Kill3rGing3rKid]

lol tim has a corn snake

[markajaw]

2:28 - 3:04

Amen to that. Do girls think we're gonna get mad if they bail?

[VixenNExile]

@markajaw Yea, because deep down inside you guys are really hurting...lol

[markajaw]

@VixenNExile I can't tell if you're joking or not. I don't think any guy would get angry at "Ahh crap I can't make it tonight. I'm really sorry, (insert reason here), can we hang out next week instead?"

[VixenNExile]

@markajaw Just kidding kido... :-)

[notroxing]

LOL!!! Gossip go down on eachother... XD its really like lets buy some pizza and cry about how our life is hell and our parents are mean!! XD jk jk! <3 ya tim tim! XD

[filipinfrancis]

tim got the snake horny

[taytay0213]

The guy in the red shirt is hot!.. Just saying

[ello1234567]

Man i love Californians, theyr all so chill

[S0CCerLoVer1]

"ohhhhh for me...ive seen her before" lol hahahaha too funny :D

[S0CCerLoVer1]

venice beach is soooo chill!! i love goin there

[WolfTail22]

alright tim, my cuz was like "traphik sux and he can't rap.Dpryd is so much better" i sed " hell no traphik is better!" so i guess the point is....... check up on Dpryd and see how he raps then compare it to yours and see how much better your rap is.

[ruffneck168]

@WolfTail22 dpryde has good punchlines but hes a diggy simmons asian copy and i think tim is unique and ill

[fuckenMik0]

@WolfTail22 lol... D-Pryde and Tim are good friends.

[BennyStubz]

how do you covert american degrees into european degrees

[leonpsp]

@BennyStubz type : 92 Fahrenheit = into google

[dstarr012]

92 degrees?

thats it? try living in phoenix

during the summer.

gets 120 n shit

[BennyStubz]

@dstarr012 whats 92 american degrees in english degrees? do you know?

[gabbiejackson]

There's 34 haters! =] I love you Tim!

[funkeyfresh44]

yo dad is a BAUWSSS

-for me?

-ya

-Ohh I see he before:D

[AbsoluteEnding]

Tim, if a girl asks you what you're doing and you're important they want an invite... be more aggressive bro.

[AbsoluteEnding]

HORNETTTTS!

[MsDavalava]

aww i love you timmy id never stand you up! hahaha

[00kizuna00]

34 PEOPLE ARE GIRLS!! AND THEY ARE ACTUALLY SHIT!!

[MrBabyhaha1]

@00kizuna00 Stupidest comment ever?

That's not gonna help you get any girls.=

[ello1234567]

@00kizuna00 someones in an abusive relationship...

[OMGitsErinabbey]

Look at Peter gettin dome from Becky while Victor dancing Lmfaooo !

[CloudxStrif3s]

i feel you bro..this chick i know i try to hang always says she feel asleep so when she tries to reschedule i just blow her off and do my own thing lol.. 

[ThirZapper]

hahahah ' what do you call a seagul that flies by the bay? answer: a baygul' hahahhaha

[SocaTrain]

girls are idiots tim lol

[thegame245]

lol tim always makes me laugh man..... hey 909 comments before i post this lol thats my area code

[suuperstylin]

in the studio with tinie tempah? haha

[Markshutemdown]

wtf massive seagull LOL SYDNEY has midget ones compared to them LOL

[y333boi]

omg who's snake is that? :/

[welcome2thegoodlyf]

DAMN! thats a big ass seagull!

[XxGinoDxX]

lol contemplate life and shit LOL

[JFVrantique]

I don't think like that. I just think,"What a bitch! I KNOW you check your phone every 5 seconds"!

[itshelenyo]

shit! that's more like an eagle than a seagull to me..

[QnMtv]

yes i know what you mean with the texting thing haha trust me

[karnage981]

so when are you going to make a video for all the PO box stuff?

[purplefluffylion]

LMAO!! as he started his parody the acuall lazy song played on mtv ! O.o ....

[casperlok2dbrain]

Martinelli's is the SHIT!! Str8 from Watsonville, CA!!

[HDAfasho]

The scene at 1:30 is my desktop wallpaper :) That graffiti is dope.

[taeyang]

yeaaaa

[sexyklumzy]

@Xsar08X yes that's his parents restaurant.

[DSIMPEL777]

you should have took becky with you to the mall it woulda been super funny

thumbs up if you agree

Dude, I lov