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  • Wait- women can have orgasms?

  • god is for the uneducated

  • Clearly, God just wanted men to get sex over with quickly and move on.

  • Could someone explain this video to me?

  • Maybe god just doesn't give a shit ~George Carlin

  • Maybe god is just an asshole.

  • Penile implant... topless protesters... Still Beating Heart... yep, I can fap to this

  • Revelation 22:11 ..let him who is filthy, be filthy still.

  • @qrh4029 We've got a badass over here

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  • My favorite part about this 38 second video is @0:39

  • @blindman182 I'm assuming you don't like the video? Go pray or something

  • @cookiebox339 I love the video. Penn is amazing. so as he would say, go fuck yourself.

  • Lol.. awesome. 

  • Who fucking cares? As long as they aren't pushy and aren't hurting anybody let them be. And as for dicks being in related videos - it's fucking youtube. Of course, there is dick related videos. I'm more surprised there aren't tit-related videos.

  • @FairBlueRose You seem to miss the point. We ask these questions because humanity is due for paradigm shift.

  • @TheRiverwolford. My bad, sarcasm doesn't work so well when written. I just figured you were a misinformed catholic.

  • Either that, or it's proof that God is male, which would explain a lot of the other fuck-ups in nature.

  • Well, it actually is different for every woman. It can take anywhere from five minutes to an hour, but the amount of time is almost always long instead of short.

    It also usually takes a heck of a lot of playing around to finally figure out what works best for the individual, whether it's G-spot, clitaurus or whatever. Many women have never even figured out what works for them and have not had an orgasm yet.

    So, yeah. God just hates women, I guess!

  • @thelovelyratkitten What in the hell are you talking about? That is, I have to say one of the most random comments I have ever seen! Haha

  • @x30xSabresFan I think your being a father at the age of 13 is much more random than a discussion on women's orgasms. What do you think?

  • @x30xSabresFan I'm making a joke that since it takes so much more work for women to climax, God must hate women. ;D

  • @thelovelyratkitten Clitasaurus! RAWR!

  • @someguitarphreak Hahahahahhahahaha! That's really funny! I love your sense of humor. XD

  • @aidan456456 Yeah, because the original authors of the Bible TOTALLY knew Latin you fucking idiot.

  • @TheRiverwolford @TheRiverwolford The Bible wasn't written in Latin. The OT was written in Hebrew (some parts were written in Aramaic), the NT was written in Greek. As for some Biblical authors 'TOTALLY' knowing Latin, I kinda doubt it. The Bible wasn't translated into Latin until the 4th Century AD, a few centuries after all of the original authors had died.

  • @teddiaustin did you notice that my comment was a reply? I assume you didn't since you decided on giving me a fucking history lesson. I know that. I was being sarcastic. I figured that would be obvious considering the comment it was targeted at. But some people apparently don't do their homework. Oh well, its not the first time someone was stupid on the internet. Trust me dude, I know my shit. The person I was replying to is the idiot.

  • @teddiaustin Regardless of the history of the Bible it is still the best selling fiction book of all time (and the most shoplifted too, true story, unlike the Bible).

  • So the 38 second proof that there is no God is that Penn & Teller are shit in bed? I think that would prove there is a God . . . with a wicked sense of humour.

  • @chrisvanbeekum

    Dr. Lawrence Krauss, I should point out, ACTUALLY CONDUCTED THE RESEARCH *HIMSELF* (legitimately, remember, world's #2 physicist) on the topics he discusses in that pecture. As in, you're *literally* listening THE GUY WHO DISCOVERED ALL THIS SHIT give a lecture about it! I mean, imagine if you could go back to the 1930's and hear Einstein HIMSELF lecture you about Spcial Relativity! Holy shit, right? Yeah. Seriously. No joke. *THAT'S* the caliber of presentation I'm talking abo

  • @chrisvanbeekum

    Dr. Lawrence Krauss, the world's 2nd leading physicist immediately below Stephen Hawking, actually gives a talk devoted to answering that very question. I think it's called "Something from Nothing," or something like that. Just search YouTube for "Lawrence Krauss Nothing" and it should come up. It's a fascinating hour-long presentation/lecture, WELL worth the watch, that he gave at the AAI conference in 2009. It's posted on the Richard Dawkins Foundation's YouTube channel.

  • There is no god

  • Many people use the analogy: "If we have a building, we have a builder, therefore, the universe must have a creator." Yes, but you skipped the fact that EVERYTHING inside the human world has a maker. Books, buildings, computers, clothes, etc. But what about nature-related things? Do rain has a maker? Waterfalls? Lakes? Plants? They are just a "happy accident" from a series of events that happen. Therefore we cannot state the universe (nature related thing) has a maker.

  • @6471917

    well first of all . we have to ask , where did the first cell come from . is it possible for nothing to create something ? which is an illogical question . because logically , nothing cant do anything . because nothing is a definition of non existence . take a logic class you guys . learn some logic . please

  • @chrisvanbeekum Precisely. Evolution can only go so far to explain the origins of man, but in the end it lets us down if we continue to ask "what was there before that?"

    Granted the Bible is a simplified version of Gods plan, but lets face it humans are pretty thick and the difference between us 2,000 years ago and today is pretty small potatoes compared to an intelligence that can produce and guide the universe around us. (Just look at some grinning idiot at home masturbating his Wii control.)

  • Bullshit

    In

    Bookform

    Lacking

    Evidence

    That's your bible!

  • @AnAtheistMetalhead23 i approve :) well done!

  • Now that's funny. And a question I have often asked myself.

  • @aidan456456 God is not the bible, nor did he even write it. Its merely a book about life and stories that happened during the times of God and Jesus. Just remember that. So to answer your question; yes, its truly possible that a greater being than our selves created the world. Why? Because only fools can deny a true fairy tale. Your elaborate scientific guesses are not impressive. If we came from nothing, then please show me how to create nothing from nothing. without tools.

  • @Foxerz You know sometimes it's a whole lot more sensible to admit that we don't know some things rather than to blindly come up with far-fetched answers. I'm sure 1000 years ago people would've thought that flying up into space would be impossible, yet we've figured out how to do that. I'm not sure if we'll ever find the answer as to how the universe was created- but I'm comfortable not knowing.

  • @Foxerz Define 'nothing'. Think about it. For e.g. if you empty EVERYTHING out of a box, then the opposite sides of the box must be touching, since there's 'nothing' to separate them. What would that look like? And if there was 'nothing' before the Universe, then what did it expand into? Can 'nothing' possibly exist? It would seem that 'nothing' can only be defined as 'everything' reduced to an infinite point, or in other words... a singularity. So 'everything' couldn't be created. Big Bang ftw.

  • Fuck you, Youtube. A penile implant is not related to this video.

  • @Rind0Man my sentiments exactly... well put good sir

  • @rlmguy actually neither nor is easier to beleive. Because with creationism well then who created God an how is he here. But with the big bang what created all that stuff? So your wrong with creationism being rediculous. And if God is all powerful he can do what ever he wants.

  • Uh... I think this may be proof that there is a God. Evolution alone would have weeded out this little idiosyncrasy in a (relative) hurry. Clearly, this is the work of a higher being. What we seem to be reluctant to admit is that this higher being, be it God or whatever name you want to give it, is a complete asshole.

  • @aidan456456 stop ranting! we know your gay! we dont care shut up!

  • :D This is the first time I've gotten 100 thumbs. :)

  • Our concepts of measurement embrace mountains and men, atoms and stars, gravity, energy, numbers, speed, but never God. We cannot speak of measure or amount or size or weight and at the same time be speaking of God, for these tell of degrees and there are no degrees in God. All that He is He is without growth or addition or development. Nothing in God is less or more, or large or small. He is what He is in Himself, without qualifying thought or word. Aloof to the curious eyes of reason.

  • @r9670712

    Poetic and stupid. And creationists wonder why "god" can't be science.

  • @KajexFiredrake

    Creationism has nothing to do with my statement nor does poetry. See, science is dedicated to the task of proving things and is impatient with anything that refuses to give an account of itself. The scientist will admit that there is much that they do not know; but that is quite another thing from admitting that there is something which they can never know, which indeed they have no technique for discovering.

  • That's not even true lol, stupidest thing I've heard. Takes about as long for women as does for men.

  • @F3udF1st My girl usually manages to crank out 2 or 3 before I've even reached 1.

  • @SeedsOfHatred My point exactly ;)

  • @aidan456456 its not a sin but it isn't natural either seeing as our primary goal in life is to reproduce, kinda can't do that if your taking a dick in the ass or lickin pussy

  • God doesn't exist. It's all fiction. Yes, evolution is a theory but so is the whole idea of creationism. The big difference is that evolution is actually believable while creationism is just ridiculous. Most bible stories are impossible, but since a lot of us were raised this way, we actually believe a lot of them. COME AT ME CHRISTIANS!

  • Wow fail on Penn / tellers part

  • “Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy" (and thus, exists)

    --Benjamin Franklin.

    True'er words were never spoken.

  • @arivas713 So why don't everyone like it?

  • @aidan456456 I have respect for other people's beliefs but on the topic of how the universe was created, how is a giant ball of matter appearing out of nowhere any less unreasonable than an supreme being creating the universe?

  • @EpicPokejohn The theory is not that the universe simply "appeared out of nowhere"

  • @LaCerca It is that a giant ball of matter appeared out of knowwhere exploded and created the universe.

  • @EpicPokejohn Maybe the universe has just always been here

  • @EpicPokejohn actually it would be a tiny ball of matter not giant.2ndly the big bang is how our universe began, it does not really that it came from nothing,science just doesn't know what was there befor (yet) and that is the point of science ,to discover the truths on how things work, or began.3rd ,jumpmig to magic god did it! really is least likely because as far as we know there is no mgic,and god= magic

  • @EpicPokejohn did the supreme being appear out of nowhere? Is it turtles all the way down?

  • @alejandroUT Honestly, I'm not going to waste my time arguing with atheists. Been there done that.

  • @EpicPokejohn

    The Big Bang created massive amounts of energy, that energy cooled, creating galaxies and stars. The universe is is filled with particles from the aftermath of the big bang explosion. Those particles are occasionally formed by gravity into an orb. Instances of that are the planets sun in our solar system.

    This in no way disproves god. But it is a fact.

  • haha hilarious! love penn and teller talking trash on religion

  • I think they're wrong there. That could only be a cruel joke.

  • @Retardretroguy THERE IS NO GOD OK BECAUSE IT TAKE A WOMAN 20 MINUTES TO ORGASM AND A MAN ONLY 2 OK R WE GOOD?!?!?!?!

  • @SHARKATTACK1212 No because, it's still two hilarious to be accident

  • That doesn't refute the idea of a god, only of a benevolent one. o.o

  • wat the hell!!!!!!!

  • seems plausable

  • Why in the fuck am I seeing a motherfuckin' dick on the related videos?!

  • @SuperScotty97Returns Oh silly, you are seeing it because it's the thumbnail image for a video on penile implants which has similar tags or a identical tag as the video you watched!

  • @2011JuneCleaver Still.... IT'S A FUCKING DICK!

  • @SuperScotty97Returns Why not? I'm seeing two dicks in this video.

  • @SuperScotty97Returns It's proof that there really is no god.

  • @SuperScotty97Returns Sounds like you're worried you might be gay.

  • wtf is up with the related videos?

  • I love how people actually take this seriously. You all are so easy to manipulate.

  • You have not convinced me there is no God, but you have covinced me you guys are idiots. And why in the world is there a video with a penis as a suggested video on the side???? lol

  • @GallopGirl40

    dear god your stupid.

    

  • @GallopGirl40 oh oh they're the idiots?

    Lol you are a modern day christian you belief is 1/400

    of the fail religions that came after the roman empire.

    You a dumb motherfucker.

  • @MordieSG THIS! I'm an atheist, and this fact right here is the only proof I need to disprove at least Christianity(I know a lot of other proofs but this one is my favorite). Let's take Egyptian gods into consideration here.  It was a religion created about 3,000 years prior to the Holy Roman Empire. Yet we through this religion into the graveyard we call "mythology" so quickly. All praise the Flying Spaghetti Monster, I say! XD

  • @BeatlesRoxx13579 Lol man i know exactly what you are saying and they have the NERVE to call us idiots?

    Remember we are all BORN atheist. We are taught religion. ahahhahaha.

  • @BeatlesRoxx13579 all hail the flying spaghetti monster!!! All Hail!!

  • I hope u swim in a lake of fire for eternity ass hole

  • Every single story in the bible has been proven by science. They are just stories now. Kinda like the Greeks and their mythology

  • just lost all respect fr these guys

  • This doesn't prove there's no god. This just proves that god doesn't like women.

  • Well last time I checked, a female orgasm is not necessary for procreation. Thank God for that, atheists!

  • @PassengersMusic777

    Well...last time I checked... you can fertilize an egg in vitro (outside of the body - and the FEMALE carries the child until its birth. I

    Men... so painfully pathetic... Besides, I hope you can live the rest of your life knowing that you never actually satisfied a woman... and odds are, if you think you did, she probably faked it.

  • @renfairegeek86

    If a woman is going to fake an orgasm, rather than have a chat with her guy about needing a little more of this or that to help her, then she deserves to go without. It's not just my personal experience, but also the findings of multiple studies that women who are more secure with themselves are much more likely to achieve orgasm. If I finish off before my wife, she pretty much rapes my head. Damn I'm lucky that my wife is secure enough to tell me I didn't finish the job.

  • @renfairegeek86 Yes, quite an astute comment. I am glad men do not turn you on and that last time you did have an orgasm, the batteries did not die on you. I am sure there is a huge market in the dating world for women who do not shave their legs, have deep voices, and look a lot like orson welles. I never mentioned what kind of "dating world" that would be anyway. I suppose you are grateful for in vitro, it's probably the only way you'll have children. Take care and stop sexual harrassing me.

  • it"s 39 sec not 38!

  • dawkins, hitchens, intelligent: cmon you disappoint me - most respectable atheist distance themself from these clowns

  • God is real why are we here then 

  • @hahahaufunnydoe natural selection and evolution

  • @hahahaufunnydoe

    Why do you feel that it's required that we have some divine purpose to exist? I don't know about you, but I'm here because my mother and father screwed without a condom. I choose to remain here because I enjoy life, have people who depend on me and rely on me, and because I can't stop noticing how amazing the world is, was, and can't wait to see what's learned in the future. Need I even mention watching my kids grow up and possibly making me a grandparent?

  • lol this proved nothing but they're funny

  • You fuckin basterds yes there is!!! Read the bible

  • @zombietown100 The bible is a piece of literature written by man. how is that proof of a god?

  • Amen !

  • @DXSXDXSXD And you guys say that religious people are dumb......

  • @DXSXDXSXD How do you do that?

  • Check mate.

  • @FamineIsAwesome i don't know if you're talking about me, but i didn't get pissed off.

  • i kind of expected something like this judging by the title, so why am i bothering to comment.

  • Who says it only takes women twenty minutes to reach an orgasm?

  • What does men and women cumming have to do with the existance of God? I'm a man and it sometimes takes me hours... Oh yeah ;)

  • ok bash religion but theres still no proof that god doesnt exist

  • @litojonny There's also no proof that there's not an invisible guitar hovering over the sky dropping down shit bombs on peoples head. Doesn't give the theory any more credence than the God theory :)

  • that mute  guy needs to GOD DAMN talk.

  • @kjdjsiujekjjs wtf is up with that lol?

  • Shouldn't the title rather be "5-second Proof that there is no God (Penn & Teller Bullshit!)"? the rest is just talk about other books... :P

  • As much as I love P & T. That's not proof, they're just trying to be funny.

  • I always thought that it was God's worst joke; sexual timing of men and women. If I were God I would want to screw with people, too.

  • go to hell bitch

  • XD LMFAOROTFLOLLAROCBTWSF!!!!!!!!­!

    

  • Richard Dawkins is an asshole.

  • @Kikyogirl You're an idiot.

  • @StigmatiX You're a cocksucking moron.

  • @Kikyogirl If you think Richard Dawkins is an asshole you obviously have never seen him do one interview.

  • @StigmatiX Actually, I have. Seems like one of the biggest assholes in the planet. What, are you getting offended by me calling him an asshole? Maybe you're him.

  • @Kikyogirl lol Arguing with fundamentalists is hilarious. Use logic for once in your life.

  • @StigmatiX What the fuck, I'm not even religious. Try again, dumbass.

  • Someone please explain what he meant to someone who sometimes takes forever to understand shit lol xD.

  • @blackpanther6389 Be patient. You'll understand in 20 minutes. :P

  • @blackpanther6389 I'm no expert and I could be wrong, but I guess in most religions sex is not supposed to be an act of joy, but rather an act of human reproduction. So why would woman feel joy after 20 minutes, if sex in the pure sense of reproduction would be over in 2 minutes?

    Again, I could be wrong.

  • I have a hard time believing them when they use curse words that further prove they're ability, or lack thereof, to intelligently speak on the matter.

  • @stargazerrshinexx not everyone views cursing the way you obviously do. and there are actually legal ramifications for some of their cursing. if they call someone a fraud, they can be sued for slander. but since vulgarity is not covered by those laws, they can call that person an asshole and not get sued.

  • sorry but this isnt even proof...

  • @AsianMajik There is also the fact that the Male Sexual Prime is 18 -mid 20's The Female Sexual Prime starts at 40! However on a more serious note There have been well over 4,000 Gods & Goddesses In Human history. Which Fucking One are you saying is real and What is the Basis for Determining this? If you don't look to EVIDENCE then what EXACTLY are the standards? Tribalism? Well the Norse would say theirs are real. The Muslim's theirs The Greek Theirs And So on! We need Clear Unbiased EVIDENCE
  • @AsianMajik

    he didnt get the joke

  • SCIENCE SHOWS THAT THE UNIVERSE could not have sustained itself eternally because of entropy (even in an open system). Einstein confirmed that space, matter, and time had a beginning! That beginning had to be supernatural because natural laws have no ability to bring the universe into existence from nothing. The supernatural cannot be proved by science but science points to a supernatural intelligence for the origin and order of the universe ~ HOW FORENSIC SCIENCE REFUTES ATHEISM (Article)

  • @Mogley52 Every single thing you just posted is scientifically inaccurate. Einstein did not confirm that time is physical, entropy doesn't work the way you claim it does. I personally have a lot of misguided muscles around my eyes causing me astigmatism that I wear corrective lenses for, but this is better than having no eyes at all so it did evolve. Evolution does not say things happen by chance, it says that natural selection (WHICH IS NON-RANDOM) acts on some random errors that crop up.

  • @7j8i9m your eye evolved how? you put a lense in it. i dont see how you evolved at all. that being said, i missed the argument you mayor may not have had before, so i might have missed some details here

  • @Mogley52 "Einstein confirmed that space, matter, and time had a beginning! " By this same logic it defutes the idea of the possibility of a God as it would also have to have a beginning...of course, unless you ignore that, which if you do, means you'd have to ignore the same exact point you're trying to make here...You do realize Einstein didn't believe in a religion based God, do you?

  • EINSTEIN CONFIRMED that space and time are just as physical as matter. That's why space and time can be altered by gravity, and space produces particles. Einstein's equations show that the universe couldn’t be eternal. It had a beginning. Einstein believed, because of science, in the existence of God behind the origin and order of the universe. He didn't believe in a personal God like Christians do, but he did believe science pointed to the existence of an all powerful and intelligent Creator

  • THE ODDS of the sequence of molecules in a cell coming together by chance are similar to the odds of magnetic letters randomly bonding together in a sequence to form all the words and sentences in a dictionary. Without the right sequence, a cell's molecules won't work. Amino acids can come by chance but not proteins. Without DNA there can be no proteins and vice versa. Gradually won't do. It's all at once or not at all for a cell's survival. Read my article: HOW FORENSIC SCIENCE REFUTES ATHEISM

  • ARE FOSSILS REALLY MILLIONS OF YEARS OLD? Popular Internet article examines assumptions concerning fossil deposition as well as built-in assumptions involved in modern radiometric dating (not used for dating fossils but other rocks), and arguments from starlight and time. Discusses lack of true transitional forms in the fossil record and lack of "age" sequence of the fossil layers. Discussion of mixed species (i.e. dinosaur, reptile, mammal fossils in the same stratum).

  • APES ARE QUITE COMFORTABLE IN HOW THEY WALK, just as humans are quite comfortable in how they walk. Even a slight change in the position of a muscle or bone, for either, would be excruciatingly painful and would not be an advantage for survival. There's no hard evidence that humans evolved from ape-like creatures anymore than there's hard evidence that apes evolved from four-legged-pawed dog-like creatures. Read Internet article: MISSING LINKS THAT NEVER WERE.

  • HUMAN-CHIMP DNA MYTH: The actual similarity is between 70-87% not 99.8% as commonly believed. The original research stating 99.8% similarity was based on ignoring contradicting evidence. Read the article, "Evaluating the Human-Chimp DNA Myth--New Research Data" at the Institute for Creation Research Site. The similarities are better explained due to a common Designer Who designed similar functions for similar purposes, rather than chance. Read my Internet article: WAR AMONG EVOLUTIONISTS!

  • GENETIC INFORMATION CANNOT HAPPEN BY CHANCE, so it's more logical to believe that genetic similarities between all forms of life are due to a common Designer who designed similar functions for similar purposes. It doesn't mean all forms of life are biologically related! Also, "Junk DNA" isn't junk. These non-coding segments of DNA have recently been found to be vital in regulating gene expression. Read my popular Internet article: HOW FORENSIC SCIENCE REFUTES ATHEISM

  • SURVIVAL OF THE FITTEST prevents macro-evolution. Natural selection wouldn't preserve the evolution of new traits because they wouldn't have any survival value. A partially-evolved hand evolving from a previous trait, partially-evolved tissues, organs, biological structures would make a species unfit for survival. There are no fossils of partially-evolved species. All species of plants and animals in the fossil record are complete and fully-formed. They came into existence as complete!