best psyche up speech ever!

[mysparerib]

That fucking bitch fucking pushed herself to fucking exhaustion, fucking stupid cow

[thecrackerjacker]

i think he wants to stick something up someone's ass !!

[yektaman]

LOL WOW This is a trash speech... Saying the F word a billion times doesnt make somthing motivational! hahahaha

[Ommet]

Fucking yerrrrr, fucking shove it up there arses. FFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCC­CKKKKKKKKK! That was just funny

[dakingof904]

i aint gonna lie it did kind get me hyped up!

[marists]

"the poor bitch" bahahaha

[lilnoise17]

he learned that word to young

[NujabesRIP]

this sux



[be6781]

thats so good

[homievader]

i got motivated when he stopped with the f bomb and he talked about the "poor bitch"

[Beakle]

What are the most used words in the english language? Is it:

A: Fuck

B: Fucking

C: Fucked

[porkking49]

your a cunt if this dont psyche you up!

[smoothcriminal19941]

steroids are kicking in

[Prowess31]

16 likes the word fuckin

[universal806]

"If this doesn't motivate you, nothing will!"

Me: lolwut?

[JakeMan06]

this is beyond weak. just a poorly given and irrelevant anecdote lol

[slipperypete619]

What language is that?



[samuelhurwood]

hahahahahahhahahahaha



[steamingmidget]

they fucking lost

[thetruthis9]

people are clicking the dislike button b/c the guy talking is clearly from alabama...

[DaManJoey7]

HAHAHAHAHAHA



[skimer104]

haha all you gotta do for a motivational speech is say fuck 143 times like your on roid rage? im gunna start coaching pee wee football

[maristsp]

y are people disliking this? this is how u pump up your brothers!

[JakeMan06]

@maristsp i can tell by their expressions

[r2d23678]

lol aussies can't speak

[numbtesticle]

@r2d23678 who's talkin:)))))LOL

[bro8382]

nfl

[bro8382]

cvf

[bro8382]

lol

[bro8382]

adcv



[Horseboxster]

Worst haircut ever!!!

[frtknokr]

if that guy didn't know the "F" word, there would be NO speech.

[davz1992]

load of gobshite lmao

[bigdonger111]

what a twat

[MrDecx97]

How many times does he say fuck???

[AcezOfHeart]

She came like 10th or 12th But that doesn't fucking matter!

[rickymoretti]

If I were a girl

[rjpakify]

FUCKIN' BOGANS

[higgywiggy1]

HAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHHAH.....wow. I am a fuckin' Australian and i just fuckin' stumbled across this. To the fuckin' people of the fuckin' world, please fuckin' believe me, we are not ALL fuckin' like this.

Fuckin' seriously mate.

[nveid83]

She f'n in the olympics, f'd it, f'in got it, they don't f'n dserve, we f'in do! wow.. Honestly its kinda shed on light me on from when I cuss alot by how I sound to other people.

[johnnybebad412]

and they lost the game :P

[stpats01]

shhhiittt.......

[Are5you6experienced]

gotta love city league rugby

[AusyAaron]

@Are5you6experienced This is AFL Not league..

[TOBREEZY1]

363 ppl dont like stickin things up ppls asses

[Snoebjorn]

Koala Power!



[worksopwildcat]

talk is cheap - cheap and nasty

[bgreen14]

"I don't know if anyone saw the f***ing Olympics... sometime in the 80s. There was this chick who did this f***ing marathon fair enough she comes back in 10th or 20th. Or something like that, but that's not important. The poor b**** was running and she actually crawled to the line....she didn't give up! that's what I'm asking of you guys.".........WHAT!??

[bennydixon8880]

he got somethin about mans arses?

[thoraz997]

huh............

[michaelmouseable]

i love that (some chick in 80s come 10th or 20th or someting, but thats not important)

[AnuclypseMetal]

haha reminds me of that aussie guy from that Funny People movie starring Adam Sandler,crack up

[magnum6432000]

F-this

[lakersalltheway111]

not that good.

he swore so what?

[codykr3w]

I would be laughing not getting pumped up.

[leea1776]

The guy yelling at 0:10 was also Dorian Yates Personal Trainer in Blood and Guts.

[turtlechickenfactor]

The bitch from the 80s still lost.

[Pukees01]

classic, id be laughing my arse off haha...I like action better than words.........NEW ZEALAND ALL BLACKS RUGBY STYLE...........we don't lose cause we don't have no excuses and go 100 miles an hour on every play! AB2011

[payton6600]

thats not motivation at all -.- you never cause that fucking much in a fucking motivation you god damn fucking fuckity fuck fuck fuck FUCK BITCH FUCK ASS!!!

[leanel27]

I heard they lost

[ULtiMAt3CLAN360]

this dosent hype me just wants me to show him who will get the ball up his ass

[lifeandlivingness]

For all the yanks on here saying 'oh why is he swearing so much, i'll need to get some cotton wool for my ears' - harden the f**k up!

Australian sport is about how hard you can go - thats why we have some of the best athletes in the world and the best sporting country in the world per capita of population

[legend10x]

yip.THEY LOST

[celticraider24]

There was this movie in the 80s about a girl who came in 20th place in a race. That's what I want to see from you today boys, play like a girl who just finished 20th! Fuck, fuckk, fuck, cunt, shit, stick up the ass, look in my eyes I'm desirable.

Good speech.

[redsmurf02]

@celticraider24 hahaha you made me laugh with that, thats exactly what i was thinking

[macielo]

@celticraider24 looooooooooooooooooooooooooooo­oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo­oooool

[jpreece18arsenal]

they lost

[kmkfiction2]

this is a great example of how people from Down Under rule

[rockya13]

why are there so many dislikes on this awesome speech?

[Padraigob]

Guys who say fuck, and stick it up their arse are big into it.. and he has the name 'victoria" on his back! Sweet boy.

[afrojoe52]

@Padraigob

Victoria Bitter. It's a beer for real men.

[akwon5]

I just watched al pacino's speech from "any given sunday" then this... Made this look like child's play

[Turbotronic1]

Using the F word as many times as possible does not make it a great motivational speech.

[rubberguard83]

@Turbotronic1 yes it does lol

[guardali1]

329 likes and 328 dislikes. i came at the perfect time to give it a thumbs down

[funyellowpills]

@guardali1 likewise, 332 likes and 332 dislikes. thumbs going down!

[pmanisc]

weak 

[optimusprime341]

chess..lol, it's call Assuie Rules Football, it's a tough fucking game... huge hits!

[GunnerSlave]

This really isnt that great for a psyche up......

[zacXX47]

this was probably a chess tournament...

[ed1phant]

what a lazy bitch, crawled across the finish line and she was only nearly exhausted.

[MuddyGizzards]

Retards.

[setty079]

they lost 92 to 2

[buffonchicco]

i hope they won

[mazotu]

I bet they lost after all that...

[smsorany23]

if this guy was trying to pump me up before i game, i think i would laugh my ass off

[HannesM11]

Sponsored by VB. Coincidence? I think not

[rich882]

fuckin oath

[LyXn101]

yaaaaaaaaaaaakkkkk

[fatboyjones2]

wost psyche speech ever!

[Swillers1965]

@fatboyjones2 well fatboy u cn suck a hobos jack cheese

[SexyYfronts]

soft aussie rules wankers

[Mikey2936]

This always makes me laugh!

[UFClova]

the olypmic anecdote was hilarious

[didiiscro]

They all look like foooooooooooooooooooools. Dont they. Excuse them gentlemen.

[nicko1908bs]

nothing inspiring about these comical accents and shity haircuts

[belbird]

@nicko1908bs

Comical accents? You're South African!

[MrBrandonnn]

All I heard was a bunch of yelling and F words, nothing inspiring

[GanEdenAustralia]

Only Victardians could invent a game like this....

[OBcork]

Lunatic!

[grandslam1998]

The man should talk tidy.

[ShErRi2k8]

wat are they playin? lacrosse?

[ytfishy]

@ShErRi2k8 : Australian Rules Football

[GanEdenAustralia]

@ytfishy AKA Fumbleball

[didiiscro]

@ShErRi2k8 bwhahahahahhahaha aussie rules. More like Aussie fools

[100volt1]

@didiiscro more like your a fag.

[fiveeds9]

Very funny

[philhunter2005]

Wonder if they won? lol

[cilloefc]

am pissing myself laughing,'fair enough the poor bitch finished 10th or 20th; poor mans vince lombardi

[AMARUT180]

In a nutshell..................Wank­ers!

[akieley]

good lines from this gay rant:

"stick it up everyone's fucking asses" - said multiple times.

"look each other in the eyes, see the desire".

"fuck these guys".

then there's the long gay ass story about some bitch.

what a bunch of completely unathletic fags playing a pussy ass sport, probably the only sport they're good enough to play.

[M374EVL]

@akieley shut up you black cunt

[akieley]

a bunch of fucking fags playing a pussy sport.

[TheHHES]

we ah goinna stick a fucking kangaroo up ther arses, maites!

lets's go! steve irwin on 3! 1, 2, 3, STEVE IRWIN!!!

[dafreshprinceyo]

what the FUCK was that? :D too funny

[lewser44]

this is so funny, anyone who doesnt like it clean out your pussies no one gives a shit.

[MrNFLJR13]

absolutley awful



[MeSquirreI]

this FUCKIN is FUCKIN the FUCKIN most FUCKIN retarded FUCKIN thing FUCKIN i've FUCKIN ever FUCKIN heard FUCKIN no FUCKIN joke FUCKIN

all I hear is some short-tempered pig running his dirty mouth over and over again because he thinks swearing makes humans tougher

[darayneman]

ha ha ha sounds like a bunch a queers trying to play tough. fuck you queen run queers.

[screw69crew]

america rules

[bustbig44]

hahaha classic

[yankyhatter13]

this blowed ass hole

[CarNNNN]

This was amazing in Australia FUCK C**T and SHIT are the most common english words used by Man WOMAN!

[CarNNNN]

"THERE FUCKING DEAD" Sounded like the bit where the guys arerunning in the movie Platoon!

[flan350]

I Love hearing Ozzies say Cunt

[auzzipride2502]

i'd give my life for that man.

[TheDeane64]

Might not have happened at the Germany game, but unlike England we went down fighting, not like the French, they were a disgrace

[eastsiderida100]

thats gay as shit

[TheDeane64]

That's the Aussie way. Rather die on our feet than live on our knees.

[hikari33]

@TheDeane64 thats not what happened in the germany game

[trizzzace]

@TheDeane64 does that mean your gay?

[hamburgerbob321]

fucking fucking fucking fucking

[louwar96]

this should be the advert for Victoria Bitter

VBs - legendary beer

[tubecritic101]

this is one the worst speeches, but fucking hell its the best

[Nautilus1972]

This is crap. Cursing and shouting isn't motivation. Check out Al Pacino's speech in Any Given Sunday ...

[babijesus]

hahahaha I lost my shoe....classic

[AMpufnstuf]

i wonder if they lost

[nickv11763]

com/watch?v=1fnQavGcwCo&playne­xt_from=TL&videos=dvAdQDnjqIE

TEN TIMES BETTER ANYONE CAN SAY FUCK BUT THESE ^^^^ WORDS CARRY POWER!!!!

[redskinwiz]

HOLY FUCK!

[joshierox]

its good, it would pump you up soo much

[MrRoflgasmic]

this is terrible he is just shouting at you :L it isnt motivational its shouting and swearing :L

[loftusboy9]

anybody who has ever played a team sport will know this is crap,,pure crap,,this guy did'nt mention any plays,,any weakness's the opposition may have had,,anything his own team may need to work on,,it might motivate some people but not those who know what teams undr pressure need to hear!!

[thebung123]

and that was only the quarter time speech

[carpusbarsum]

It says everything about Australians that you were afraid to ask. "She came 10th or 20th or something, but that doesn't matter - the poor bitch dragged herself to the line and thats' how we're gonna f### these blokes...."

Brilliant.

[IRockalllololol]

pie :D

[SketchyPeenut]

Not very motivational. saying the word "fuck" a bajillion times doesn't make you tough or inspire those around you. i actually found the guy giving the speech to be slightly annoying.

[ObamaBobLaden]

I was there and believe me or not.. the other team was doing the same thing but they were using some like "retarded" instead of "gay"...

it worked

[Mikey2936]

funniest thing on youtube ever!!!

[GanEdenAustralia]

BOGAN VICTARD SPORT

[GanEdenAustralia]

THE USUAL VICTARDS ^^^

[thesportsguy10]

i bet that marathon chick speech went a little better in his head! :) haha

[thesportsguy10]

its hard to criticise this speech coz you are sittin on your arse just watchin videos to pass d time and not lookin to be motivated... but these guys are gettin ready to get stuck into a game and if you ask me, i reckon this speech would hav done the trick! :)

[carpusbarsum]

aussies, dontcha just love em. "the poor bitch crawled to the fuckin line..."

[vinny659]

Man, WTF?

[SPAZANATA]

Haha so typical of a three quarter time speech by the meathead captain in footy

[andij83]

absolutely inspirational.

[GanEdenAustralia]

Typical fAgFL morons!

[MiKKA335]

@GanEdenAustralia I bet you're one of those woggy league fans that can't handle the fact that AFL is way more popular than league here in Australia.

[GanEdenAustralia]

@MiKKA335 RL is more popular knobhead. We have NSW and Qld that contain the BIGGEST population of Australia you uneducated tit.

[MiKKA335]

@GanEdenAustralia League has NSW and QLD? AFL has every single state and territory dumbass. And I'm not a 'victard (?)' - I'm born and bred in Brisbane. How can you say RL is more popular when at a regular saturday night RL match in Sydney you'd be lucky to see 15 000 spectators, when at the nearby SCG there are at least 30 000 spectators watching the Sydney Swans (not even a victorian team)?

[GanEdenAustralia]

@MiKKA335 AFl team in Tas? AFL team in NT? A 3rd rate AFL team in Bris and Sydney? Dont kid the kidder son. League wins again. Ciao

[MiKKA335]

@GanEdenAustralia Brisbane won a hat-trick of premierships, Sydney won a premiership 5 years ago: How can you call them third rate? Tasmania supplies some of the best AFL players and Hawthorn's second base is in Tassie. As for NT, you must be off your head. DO you not know how many aboriginal players have played, and still are playing AFL? the NRL tried to expand down to victoria, but we all know that was a massive failure.

[GanEdenAustralia]

@MiKKA335 Yeah thats why the ANZAV test sold out AAMI Park you troll! Melbourne Storm are here to stay...enjoy it.

[MiKKA335]

@GanEdenAustralia AAMI park holds 30 000 people. On ANZAC day, 90 000 people crammed into the MCG to watch the afl ANZAC day match. Are you deliberately acting vague and ignorant?

[ytfishy]

Sydney Premiers 2005

Brisbane Premiers 2001-3

Not third rate.

And only game played coast to coast, north and south

[GanEdenAustralia]

@ytfishy Yeah of course, thats why RL is a far bigger game in Australia's most POPULATED areas! nob Broncos are FAR bigger than the Bears/Lions

[GanEdenAustralia]

@MiKKA335 Oh and RL gets the higher TV ratings than puffball! hahahaha

[kirsten2207]

im australian and im hating on this video ahahahaha

its really not necessary to say 'fucking' every second word either

[MakeMeCrazy506]

that'd be funny as shit 5 minutes into the game there just getting destroyed

[fireomen92]

@MakeMeCrazy506 hahahahaha

[ryno2450]

That poor girl crawled to the finish line.....THEN SHE STUCK IT UP EVERYBODY'S FUCKIN ASS!

[Downfall101]

hmm, ill try this speech at the next little league game

[TheTubeMaster01]

everyone who is hating on this video obviously isn't australian, these blokes have been going flat out for about 90 minutes already, and have to put there bodies on the line for another 30.

Its not a speech that u would see in some pussy sports around the world. This is a mans game. This speech is aggressive and gets the adrenaline running.

[ClanFinalKill]

@TheTubeMaster01 (Y)