Guitarist Gets OWNED

[Terardar]

Paradigm shift is pretty rough.. sorry, really rough and unrecogniseable until the riff after the intro.

[RapIsForMorons]

just because you play fast doesnt mean you play good

[Shamr3y]

0:30 Damage Inc by Metallica .. ;)

[TheFurryMetallicaFan]

@Shamr3y :D

[huteralali]

what the fck is that shit ? omg that sucks please don't do this anymore

[sonsofmosiah]

Where did you get that Spinal Tap t-shirt? I've been looking for one of those for years.

[Fenderprecision51]

go take a walk lol

[EzbeeOfSnR]

both of those skills are shit

[wavular]

i think the burp wins, sounds better than the gunk coming out of that guitar.

[toejam498]

moderately talented you say- dream on, he doesn't even know what key he's in

[Womb27]

Noise,no feeling

[bioniz]

you both suck my mothers penis.

[bellyflavoredcandy]

@bioniz Truth!

[humblejumpify]

No real technique

[crenshawjeffrey]

Damn that was pretty dumb

[TheOneForEverything]

Burping on command is a lot more impressive that pretentious 'metal' players showing off their bedroom guitar skills.

[CauseAndCatastrophe]

I was half expecting the guy sitting down to smash the guitar or something, but then he burped.

[zero1703]

0:17 Paradigm Shift!!

[angelofdeath7663]

wait.....i can play guitar AND burp on command........does this make me the true winner?

[bellyflavoredcandy]

@angelofdeath7663 Yes.

[angelofdeath7663]

@bellyflavoredcandy

hells yeah

[joneshankyjones]

lol i thought he was going to fart at first

[ryuj1nj4kk4]

i have that guitar in antique amber.

[MultiTechnicss]

y a t-il plus débile mental que cette musique du diable ?? oui malheureusement!,... ceux qui en jouent

[UpsideOutInsideDown]

what a dumb video

[emil1279]

he did just play fast? everyone can play fast it is about feeling... ;)

[guitarman0551]

@emil1279 You're right, that's all he did. Just string as many notes together as fast as you can. That does not take talent. You can teach a monkey to do that if you give him enough reps. True talent on the guitar has nothing to do with speed but has everything to do with musicality. speed is nothing but a finger exercise.

[coasterdude2006]

This is funny... but what kind of a solo was that?

[muzikFreakk12]

yah bcuz didnt u see his left hand floating over the guitar

[TheSUBGAMER]

932 kids are retarded

[VladGuardian]

Chuck Norris RULES

[mdtacor]

I thought that was pretty funny

[mike76801]

I bet his breath smells like my swetty ass.

[Burqua12]

That guitarist sucks, big time.

Playing guitar isn't all about speed. It's also about concepts like say: tone, scales and feeling.

Basically playing guitar is about having a musical ear and knowing what you're doing on the fret board.

Is that a mystery?

[LightningRiderMGO]

0:26 Damage, Inc.

[greatbungblaster]

turn the volume down, like to unplugged .... save us all

[GothMetalhead999]

@greatbungblaster agreed

[BLITZFREEDOME]

He would be awesome playing the banjo :D

[PwnYouAtSoccer]

did you just attempt to play Paradigm Shift???

[bellyflavoredcandy]

@PwnYouAtSoccer Why do you ask?

[PwnYouAtSoccer]

@bellyflavoredcandy hahaha because that song is NUTS and i didn't see it coming

[bellyflavoredcandy]

@PwnYouAtSoccer You've seen it coming now!

[Arthemesic]

@bellyflavoredcandy

The Paradigm Shift intro shred didn't quite match up but hot DAMN you can play that guitar!

[sephiroth611]

Soooo... It's a contest of who makes the more annoying noise on command?

[GHOZTHORZEZ]

lmao he still calls his "mom" mommy

[adNauseum100]

That guitar playing was sloppy as fuck.

[bhudster10]

pmsl

[MusicSloth]

whoa...the guy on the left didn't blink that entire guitar solo!!! lol

[ajfratt]

fail at damage inc :p

[RiotGirlHedgie]

Guitarist won :P

[coolguy00442]

The guitar playing really is kind of bad. Sorry.

[metallicamasterV2]

WORST METALLICA COVER EVER! LMFAO

[danjoelabrenica]

you can burp on command?... i can shit with my eyes closed!

[bellyflavoredcandy]

@danjoelabrenica I'll never compare.

[danjoelabrenica]

@bellyflavoredcandy trololololo

[HumanTriop]

SPINAL TAP T-SHIRT! \m/

[boyscout377]

loved the paradigm shift part



[mistabook]

Anybody who would dislike this doesn't know anything about comedy. This was actually really well done.

[jzilla138]

Die. Please.

[bellyflavoredcandy]

@jzilla138 Okay.

[afromancanplaykeys]

Burp... like a boss.

[meeebit]

I don't want to do that...

[VNtinos]

LIQUID TENSION EXPERIMENT PARADIGM SHIFT !! like just for this !!

[KillRideMasterAnd]

0:27 - Metallica - Damage Inc

[IbanezjemJSX]

LIQUID TENSION EXPERIMENT PARADIGM SHIFT

[king0stuffz]

lol!

[zoersmith]

this was a waste of time 4 both me and every one else

[METALLICARULES11]

no.... but without copy and paste can you do THIS fe bdcjhv yuhbcxscngbecfhdxnecfnsmhnccsh bcnshxmcbfncbgvgcnxbvdcggbxen4­iyrybgKXBDBCfcxqwbcyuexnbecxbx­wcfruxuenirecbcxberawsomemetal­licasolonxwzhmxwnehnzmipmoxbnz­mOXBZNWXYBmetallicarulesxznmxs­zmLXNANMZAXHBNZcbCNFHSFKJDHWEH­UDJSAHFDDHCBDKJASBCjhrjmhwxhrc­xmhmhzqxhnc

no...... but can you do this BURP thats right i burp at will BURP

i will never compare

[greatbungblaster]

@METALLICARULES11 sucktastic comment , about as good as sucktallica

[MySecretWeapon77]

this is pretty stupid

[Nintendo129]

Ok, Now play some real music

[1ns1gn1f1cant]

my penis strums fast :P and my ass can talk shit better than anyone!

[shaindaman13]

How bored are we to be watching this?

[baalzebubdeffiu]

@shaindaman13 to the point of trying to get top comments on any justin bieber video

[wwescsazz]

pretty bad attempt at damage inc:P or maybe you did that purposely, haha!

[neverbeblind]

0:31 touches his penis

[MrCallummarshall93]

loving the liquid tension experiment intro sir



[JamesCMF98]

good solo , good bart

[Ballbreaker73]

The Spinal Tap tshirt is fucking cool !

[NYHXC516]

i wish that thing would fall off the wall and hit you in the fuckin head!

[theamazingpurist]

fail...

[Zombywoof91]

Just saying, you shouldn't worry about how fast you can hit notes, and just try to hit them on time

[DRkillgoreable]

heh



[themilkman198756]

haha fun stuff :)

[ctommonufc]

Haha, funny as fuck!

[saysar1]

lmao

[NickGuitar333]

That guitarist fucking sucks



[alcoholicsigarettes]

@NickGuitar333

Nobody said he was good -_- even the title say ''guitarist gets owned'' not awesome guitarist get owend.

[Thewestguy11]

Lol that was actually pretty funny.

[moosedam]

0:40 - Best riff i've seen in a while

[fearguis]

Pwned.

[gullywoots]

¬¬

[tonyantonio2]

gosh,I leaned how to play guitar (beginer)and that sucked(I play acoustic guitar but I like other instuments as well but don't play em')

[smithsfan1990]

i thought this was funny and epic spinal tap shirt :D

[antl82]

:D actually epic

[CJobe2493]

This is why trailer trash shouldn't have access to camcorders or internet.

[bellyflavoredcandy]

@CJobe2493 Funny thing is- this was actually the basement of a really fancy suburban house! But yeah- fair enough. We are trailer trash.

[makisunn]

@bellyflavoredcandy For a while I thought that thing on the wall behind you was a cuckoo clock that could burp. Maybe I'm going cuckoo. lol... You guys should do a white trash skit where you dress up the RV to look like a Bon Jovi tour bus to get laid. "Jon Jovi ain't here, miss. My friend here's just the roadie, but I'm the pussy tester. Here's my ID. See?" lol.. I'm no trailer trash, too but I did something similar to that a few years back. I just never put it on video. Just a suggestion.

[NAWFMATIC]

@CJobe2493 fail with a hint of u suck !

[CJobe2493]

@NAWFMATIC One of the few ass cracks still running around youtube using the word fail in that form. COME UP WITH SOMETHING ELSE!! (In my douchebag voice).

[roguemofo8]

@CJobe2493 or musical talent

[SuperHairyDick]

Why do so many people hate? that's an awesome funny video

[J8Missouri]

people don't have a sense of humor on here, I thought it was damn funny

[vi70h12]

KO!!!!!!! GOATEE WINSSS

[Bloodster8]

No but I have a Girlfriend.

[morkalg]

you wasted my life with this shitty video.

[bellyflavoredcandy]

@morkalg In yo face!

[marcosdosh]

@bellyflavoredcandy 'In yo face' YESSS MAYTE! He got owned (regards from the UK)

[MrFatsluttytone]

@bellyflavoredcandy u look like the drummer from STP except you suck a big fat one & burp on command

[bellyflavoredcandy]

@MrFatsluttytone I think I look more like the bassist from STP.

[makisunn]

@bellyflavoredcandy Was that Damage Inc? Noice... :) The burp dude even looks like hetfield. The guitarist's strings sounds too low action. I bet if he gets bigger strings and gets bend muscles on those fingers he will not only burp on command but he will also ..(insert stinger music here)....be able to burp on KEY! I too, burp on command. Yes, I do. But I uh... do it so fast you can't hear it. Oooo... hehe.. Great vid, guys. You should do more one minute skits like these. Not bad.

[MikeD2669]

this is shit

[MasterShake43]

left guy wins. guitar guy sucks at guitar.

[lon3wolf2k9]

Sorry like but videos like that shouldn't be on youtube really. Not even worth a teeny tiny smile.

[bellyflavoredcandy]

@lon3wolf2k9 You should lobby for legislation to prevent videos like this from being on YouTube!

[ChibDibs]

@bellyflavoredcandy why would you even suggest that? personally i was really hoping I'd be taken by surprise and not have to sit through the entire length of the video watching some tool shred is balls off and the opponent having no better comeback than to burp.

[bellyflavoredcandy]

@ChibDibs You should run for President!

[619Kieran619]

@bellyflavoredcandy pretty funny thanks for the laugh

[bullshitproof]

the guy on the right sucks so damn bad.

[littledinger7798]

look its billy the exterminator!

[edgeoflight01]

they both equally sucked

[LackadaisicalE]

take a walk! lol

[chemicalguns]

no soul...

[TheFireball100]

^_^

[63chicago6]

first guy sounds like a dying chipmunk on estrogen

[bellyflavoredcandy]

@63chicago6 Wow. Do you mean the guy with the goatee talked like that or the guitar sounded like that? Either way- Best. Comment. Ever! "Dying chipmunk on estrogen."

[lstarbuck20]

@63chicago6 he sounds like Han Solo

[stuffedwookie]

Yeah, I could do that, but I'm not wearing the right shoes!

[tyhicks2]

This guy is fucking terrible.

[cjdabes]

0:08 *starts play*

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0:53 *stops playing*

Other Guy: ....noo.

[METALLICARULES11]

i heard he plays in a bit of metallica there what parts?

[MrCoolking123]

hahahshahahahahahahahaha

[Ravenite1]

lol I can burp on command to

[guitargod2737]

the thing is that that fast stuff at the beginning was just fast. it didnt sound good. now malmsteen, hes fast, and he does stuff I actually want to listen to

[DrunkenLeprechaunPro]

@guitargod2737

Let's not compare Malmsteen to anyone... ever!

[Etkini]

It's too bad his tone sounds like ass.. good call on (trying to) playing Paradigm Shift though.

[GoldenAxeVox666]

@Etkini Its too bad he sounds like ass, that was some choppy crap, I thought a real skilled guitarist was coming out to show him up, the burp was better........

[pouba111]

LOL!!!!!!!

[METALLICARULES11]

why is metallica in the tags?

[thojyout23]

@METALLICARULES11 cuz he plays damage inc, lol you should know, just look at ur username

[maxdalton1972]

fuunnnnneeeeee

love that comment about the guy having a brain stop, reminds me of my missus looks mid coitis.........though she does have a much longer beard

[guitar45rocks5]

That was fucking hilarious!

[BworldsLIVE]

"Sharuh93" - thats what she said

[Sharuh93]

lol... that isen't even hard...

[OrcSlayer74]

he plays fast, but it sounds like shit... i guess some people will like it anyway though, that's the way it works

[TheDoomseye]

1:00 he looks like he is trying not to smile lol... great video...

[MrMeineNamen]

i like how theres no clear system of notes here.....

if ur gonna shred make ur notes clear and not random

[DiomedesTididax]

The guy at the left had a brain stop from 0:08 to 0:53 if u pay attention to him, he doesn't even breathe...i wasn't that lucky =(

[bellyflavoredcandy]

@DiomedesTididax That's a tragedy for all of us!

[vigilante397]

@DiomedesTididax You can totally see him breathing dude.

[MrWet207]

Anyone else notice he played liquid tension experiment - paradigm shift at the start?

[lokplom]

thumbs up if you noticed the guy on the couch never blinked during the whole video

[kombik98]

That's 1:08 of my life I'll never get back. And strangely the belch was more musical.

[bellyflavoredcandy]

@kombik98 It was only 1:07, noob.

[kombik98]

@bellyflavoredcandy Yeah, but I commented fast.....

[6AXL66]

@bellyflavoredcandy its 1:08 haha xD

[bellyflavoredcandy]

@6AXL66 Nuh-uh! No it isn't times infinity!

[Viperluver13]

@bellyflavoredcandy same difference dumbass

[bellyflavoredcandy]

@Viperluver13 You hurt my feelings.

[Viperluver13]

@bellyflavoredcandy i sowwy 

[Pillat07]

LOL TAKE A WALK.... GO CRY TO MOMMY LOL

[337camo]

woah that was funny!

[jorge01ACDC]

hahaha very funny

[vexamatic]

If I was the cameraman I would beat the shit out of that guy.

[bellyflavoredcandy]

@vexamatic Which one?

[FunkySkunk55]

I'll never compare

[nikitofin]

PARADIGM SHIFT !!!

[diceasd]

well.... it entertained me

[assmane999]

I laughed. Thought I would just mention that :D

[mrguycrap]

And Can You TWO do This? :

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WITHOUT COPY AND PASTE?

[bellyflavoredcandy]

@mrguycrap You complete me.

[mrguycrap]

@bellyflavoredcandy You Bet I do :]