Kidz Bop "I Touch My Self"

[Jesustalk]

Whoever made this video is an American hero. I have no idea who he/she is, but if I did, I would give them a high-five so powerful it would cause a massive explosion of rainbows, unicorns, and cotton candy.

[johndeyo]

@Jesustalk thanks stephen

[thebluebaboons]

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH­AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH­AHAHAHAHAHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA­AAAAAAA

[ragazzoshitfuck409]

oh, yeah i'm soo getting the new kidz bop cd for my son! it's got "i touch myself"!! wow, the album'll be a real hot seller now!! lol

[brawldude23]

So do I...

[slsams6413]

Haha! The song and video line up so eerily. To those saying "the only black kid," that would be true if there weren't two other black kids in the video, just sayin. I wonder what song they were originally singing and dancing to.

[HeretixAevum]

What the fuck am I watching?

[dvasend]

fuck you

[sloshize]

l0l wen i seen this i was like WHAAATTT!?!?! i gotta watch this

[HardcoreSelections]

A bunch of kids picking on the only black person there..........

[thewerecactus]

whats this i dont even....

[BraveVesperia16]

This song is too highly inappropriate for children to be listening/singing to! I mean, what the hell!?

[ragazzoshitfuck409]

@BraveVesperia16 the point of this video is to make fun of kidz bop because they are always singing adult/teen songs about cheating, sex, drugs, adult situations, they just clean up the really bad words, but a lot of the songs they sing, they really shouldn't.

[xgmb45]

lol is this real

[flippnbricks2o8]

I feel ashamed for watching this....BUT ITS FUNNY

[K3399H]

hahahahahahhaahahhaa

[rockstarkid789]

LMAO this is brilliant :P

[kofron1998]

WTF?~?!!!?????

[mavsrock]

LOL this was freaking hilarious

[zoltak007]

this is not okay

[deepislandboy]

Of course it's the black kid they cover with tape

[brandonftm55]

@deepislandboy LMFAO. SO TRUE.

[michaelsboylan]

y cant we all just be friends?

[keziabah]

I started on Heretics and Killers and ended up here.

[TeamRamrod1000]

me too man lawlz

[JesusAteMyPizza]

LOL.. I started on Heretics and Killers also... PTH!

[Crystals246]

I wish they would put moder oil on that black kid and put it on fire!!!!

[fugitive1201]

"hey guys, let's all fuck with the black kid!"

[whitetailhunta]

pedo bear...

[Threatz2009]

I'm going to kill my self WTF is this....

[Soapy7292]

Well i thought it was beautiful :D btw i got here from Im On A Boat lol

[jeeperscreeperskilla]

there is only one sentence that can explain this video: what the fuck was that?????

[detroittigerscrazy]

AKWARD

[NYxNaStYNaTexNY]

wat the fucK?! THIS SHITS STRAIT PEDOPHILE-ISH!!!! the dude who posted this shit shud be execKuted

[CharlieStarx]

correction:

what, straight, executed.

thankyou.

[NandNvids]

@CharlieStarx you forgot should xD

[CharlieStarx]

oh yeah!

sorry :')

correction correction:

what, straight, should, executed.

[NandNvids]

@CharlieStarx xD

[CharlieStarx]

eyyyyyyy (H)

[johndeyo]

@NYxNaStYNaTexNY yeah hes a real faggot. like your dad

[keir193]

@NYxNaStYNaTexNY how is it pedophilic at all...?

[xXKJmyassXx]

Learn to Spell Sir

[godaintreal227]

what kind of gay shit is this

[pivotguy007]

God damn NIGGERS!!! kill them all!

[bclark633]

gay

[cutie404610]

LMAOO!!

[pepsi4304444]

ha lol

[bigbladeofnachoes]

he puts the glasses on the wrong way, what a bitch

[lolplzz]

its suppose to be like that you ignorant fuck

[bigbladeofnachoes]

dont say that to me u bitch, i was just saying you motherfucking asshole

[lolplzz]

your cursing lacks the hurtful factor that makes curse words hurtful.

[skate4jews]

haha not the best song for kids and just even more funny cuz its a black kids singing. haha kidz bop sucks.

[mikeandamina]

Uhm..why?

[nosepick900]

Kidzbop fails ruins music by putting off tuned kids that cant sing.

[TBlaize321]

i hate...kids bbop

[pokeyjokekid]

this is kinda weird sorta inapropriate for them to be singing this?

[smaddyaveitareddyman]

they weren't singing it. someone played the song and added the video to it.

[bebesulfan]

This is the exact reason I have a problem with Kidz Bop. They take classic or popular songs and ruin them first and foremost, but I just have a problem with kids singing songs where the artist has already admitted that the song is about her predisposition to enjoying masturbation.

Kids need to sing kid songs and stop ruining good shit.

[guitarhero9251]

ya but kids shouldnt watch a movie thats like porn but for kids. Yeah mothafucka, eat it!

[ramenmaster1]

holy fhuck! we got like 40 masterbaterz up in diz bish l0l

[lolplzz]

first of all.

the kids in the video are not singing.

they are recruited to perform the music video and lip sync.

they most likely are making more money than you ppl. also they are KIDS this is wht they do...kid shit. second, kid in the video not gay. if he was what does it matter? we r getting money for this. but, this shit is hilarious.

[thpitwic1234]

wtf?!??!?!?!?!??!?!

[lolplzz]

im the kid in the video. kids bop pays and entertains children. they ask for permission. calm down. this is funny. very well put together video. its for kids ur not suppose to like it. thats like a kid saying they dont like porn. they arent suppose to like it. it is for adults. this is for kids. but very FUNNNY!!!!

[Shadowfried]

Okay, THIS is acurate.

[TrainerMikeGB]

You are a sick-o. ATTENTION EVERYONE!!! THIS IS A DUBBED VIDEO THIS IS NOT THE SONG THEIR LIPS DONT MATCH UP!!!!! FAKE and really sick, why would u do this it si just wrong, i know u play it off as fun but you should take a long look at ur self and see what kind of person does this.. . if you have pedophelia feelings you should get help before you claim any victums. PLease for the sake of children, good day you sick 0

[conartistdesign]

dude chill out hes prolly a teenager just being funny.

[johndeyo]

uhh i thought i made it pretty clear the amount of work i put into these videos. Ive explained that all i did was take this video off of youtube and then edit it together with the song i touch my self. I dont know how you could not notice that. In facet your retarded for thinking people didn't notice that. Also I am a HUGE pedophile

[stratdog9]

pedo ftw

[MetalCook91]

+1 lol

[laxbeast1sje]

of couse they dont match. its a girls voice and a dudes body jeez

[CJman327]

DUUUUH really, it's dubbed? Go get a sense of humor, kid.

[MXicon]

@TrainerMikeGB lmfao. Your concern is hilarious. Chill out brah.

[laurensbaby]

hey guys did yall know that is me @ :44

[lolplzz]

lol im the kid in the video. this is funny. lmao thnks guys

[COOLERU]

GAY OMG FOR MEGA FAGS LOLOLOLOL

[Autote101]

ok the real kidzbopz r like horibal and the girls voices r sooooooooo tly fake like gag me with a spoon :DD

[Crayolapup]

Can kids bop take someones song without permission and turn it into crap?

[wheels85]

Most of the time the songs they use are crap already. They just turn it into kid friendly crap. I guess that would make it "poop".

[PrettyLilMemetchi]

they tried 2 remake the song "lollipop" by lil' wayne and almost got in trouble and decided not 2 publish it.

[yepyepanathefox]

I LOVE THIS SONG!!!! IT'S AMAZING. But da kidz ruined it... *is sad*

[Nihongo03]

Kidz Bop commercials get on my nerves. Thanks for this made me laugh... "I touch myself"

[ilovetounderoath]

hahahahah oh my god... this is terrible

[lexiconlover]

this is horrible

[soccermaster00]

whats with these people there mostly kids lipsinging, who do they think they are Britanney spears. uuggghhhh

[cubexline]

weird

[mobydick789]

so where are the little children touching themselves? change the title

[skaterbabe2244]

wtf is wrong with those kids?!?!?

[SweetRose1900]

wow those children are violent

[MonkeyOctober]

Oh,now I know why I can't comment on the videos on the Kidz Bop channel.Becuase the pussy that owns the accoutn blocked me because they hate others opinions.

Kidz Bop,fuck you and fuck your music ruining,and censoring ways.

[Shittyfuck123]

creepy

[tavolorgia]

well at least they are making money i wish i made money when i was there age but i only worked for free giving people company papers on the streets.

[Blooberry95]

sucky song, sucky kids, sucky singing. these kids are dumb to think they are so cool

[ChibiMikuHatsune]

Oh yeah i love touching my self to oh yeah all the time

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my sholders are so smooth I just love feeling them

[Lordoofious]

O_O no comment

[ChibiMikuHatsune]

I agree

[darkStar587]

im gonna fill a pillowcase with bars of soap and beat the shit out of you

[johndeyo]

then im gonan kill myself on the barracks toilet

[mobydick789]

ya i know what an ass

[ff7522]

This is incredibly disappointing. When I click on a link that involves the words "Kids" and "touch my self" I expect to see little girls touching them selfs. I am not amused. Needs moar little girls.

[GreyNoises]

i really hope thats sarcastic....

[Snakecharmer71]

Johndeyo, I assume its John, let me guess you think your a funny man and people think this is funny, your are the scumb of the earth so stop doing this shit, get a haircut and a job you limey ass hole, sounds like represted sexual tension, sounds like you touch yourself a bunch.

[johndeyo]

way to be origional "get a haircut and a job" what happened did you just teleport from the sixties? I mean come on. And also you make it sound like I spent all this time making this perverted video. Like I toiled for hours making sure that my most intimate child porn fantasies are fufilled with this video. In fact this video took no work what so ever. a retarded baby could do what i did. in fact retarded babies probably have

[RaNdOmRuLeR]

....Oh my god...

[teddyv7]

lmao this is great,

[vdog66]

Fuck kidsbop thats pussy shit

[bufforde10]

calm down there just children

[MonkeyOctober]

Kids who take themselves too seriously in the music industry.

[emremokoko]

Kidz Bop, every video they ever made,whoever came up with this idea, and everyone who contributed in the making of these videos.

Is this thing supposed to be funny, or cute, or what?

[MonkeyOctober]

Oh,I wasn't sure.Kidz Bop is terrible.Whoever came up with this and let it be passed needs to get an eye full of cd shards.I'll prpobably post my angry anti Kidz Bop video in the future,and in true anti fashion.Through swearing and 'shouting'.

[emremokoko]

Looking forward to your video. Someone needs to put an end to this :)

[MonkeyOctober]

lol XD

I might put it on hold for a while,just to make sure everything is gold.

[emremokoko]

I just can't find the words to describe how f..ed up this thing is...

[MonkeyOctober]

Kidz Bop or this video?

[SetPhasersToStunn]

Lmao! that was officially the best commnt ever.

[MonkeyOctober]

Comment to the original video since I can't post comments on any of the Kidz Bop videos;

Stop ruining good music you assholes.

[tonzone21]

WOW so this is what kiddy porn looks like these days

[MonkeyOctober]

LOL.

Kidz Bop,if there is a hell,I hope you burn there.Razor and Tie (the label they are under),go fuck yourself.I hope you go bankrupt you fuckwads.

[Spunky550]

kidz bop is so fucking gay! lol.

[manslayerx19]

omg freakin hilarious im laughing so my ballz hurt

[dreamakiss]

Duh can't you all see that they are not even singing to the lyrics....this goes to the "crazy" kidsbop video

[johndeyo]

i have openly admitted that the videos and music dont sync up. I just find a song that has a good amount of expletives and a kids bop video and combine them. I do not do any special wokr or anything

[BlueBerryRedCherry]

fuck them bitches

[mhia29176]

i bet they do touch themselfes and eachother

[WillYouDoTheFandango]

LOL!

[celestialnubian]

this is just wrong

[MonkeyOctober]

They did Baby Got Back,so I don't get whats wrong.

[huskiesghost]

WTF!!! this is just as bad as NBB. what has the world become?

[KruspeFTW]

how ironic that kidz bop chose this song to sing. *cough*

[shtfcknbtch]

you are a sick pervert and you need to get punched in the face

[MonkeyOctober]

I take it you are a Kidz Bop fantic.

[doaktownrocks]

that is lol the kidz bop stinkers suck anyway.

[SanityInVanity]

Eh. had a good laugh. Kidzbop is a shining example of what is wrong

[Snakecharmer71]

This is the most vile thing on the internet, the creator of the video should rot in a dingy hut for the rest of his natural life, if fact this video is an affront to god him self and a one way ticket to the place of the dammed. You sir are a stain on the human populace and bring nothing to the table.

[xenotoxette]

Jeez man, chill. It's a joke. I'm sorry you have no sense of humor. Just smoke a joint and read some Carl Sagan every once in a while..

[Snakecharmer71]

Pot is an illegal drug sir, your parents would not be proud of you

[xenotoxette]

Yes indeed, you are absolutley right..

[AuTh3nTiC23]

fuck you whoever made this is the man snakecharmer71.... jeez i just realized how much of a cool name tht is wow i wish i was a snakecharmer

[johndeyo]

i bet your the same person

[ohbaybay2]

LOL... God.

[grungesponge489]

rofl you fucking prude haha this shit is hilarious!

[johndeyo]

well you see currently my haircut is in a mohawk. I enjoy my hair the way it is and i wash it daily. sometimes even twice a day. The last time i cut my hair it was also a mohawk but let it grow out so it was hard to tell. Now some people enjoy long hair but i enjoy short hair because it is cooler and easier to maintain

[AuTh3nTiC23]

john deyoung eats dix

[ilovenickjonas4446]

oh wow ahaha

[ScuubaSteefe]

How much you wanna bet some pedo puts this in their IPod? ;(

[BustaReims]

No voice-over?!

FUCKING FAIL, EAT A DICK

[johndeyo]

ill eat your dick. and thats not what it was trying to be

[underbass35]

wht are gay that your going to eat his dick come on!!!!WTH

[gagnorhawkk]

*cuts*

[clubpenguinlove1997]

u know WATs funny kidzbop your singing all ppls favorite songs and then the threatened to kill u lol!

[stoningtonj]

is this even legal?

[GreendayBestBandEver]

WTF

[Greendayfan396]

WTF!!!

[clubpenguinlove1997]

IS THAT BOY GAY OR WHAT?

[dxn217]

he's singing for kidzbop isnt he?

[imgreeknvme1]

this is wrong in about 200 different ways... but its funny

[punkojosh]

This is just all kinds of wrong :D

[katie32940]

dont put tape on the black kid! not nice!

[:

[Greendayfan396]

thry touch their selves in their asses

they suck!!!

[Greendayfan396]

Ya ur right their a bunch of MOTHER FUCKERS!!

[eksexy]

lol when i think about u i touch myself!!!!lawlz

[johndeyo]

that funny i think about you when i touch my self

[lilmissabbie5804]

hahahhahahhahahahaahahahhahaha­hhahahaa i laughed so hard! hahhahahahaaha the beginning is the best

[PSU24RULZ]

LMFAO!!!

[jelloofhell]

lolooloololololo,ololololololo­lolololol

[coloredpen124]

OMG LOL>OL)OL

[sokrzy619]

lmao

[Bertny]

haha this is terrible but funny as hell lmao

[windexism]

why they gotta make the black kid white for

[AlSween]

fail

[xZippy38]

HAHAHA!!!