DEFCON Christmas mod

[SpecFlops]

I lost it when he went over the nuke and it said "Player 1 Gift".

[zionravescene]

And so, as Tiny Tim observed, "God Help Us, Every One!"

[ThreeGuysOneBucket]

Nuked the fuk outa santa :D

[OrchidOxycodone]

If only we could modify the real world and war was replaced by gift giving and generosity.

[scaryeric123]

I Love Christmas and Video Games (:

I don't know what it is about Christmas...

I just love it.

[yapayepayepa]

"DEFCON, everybody laughs" xD

this is a great game, if you want to get depressed and nuke everybody, you play teh regular version, if you want to be happy and hohoho everybody, you change your date to december 31 :P

[HammerHeadHunter1]

"Merry Christmas, motherfucker !!! BOOM !!!!"

[DasFunkwagen]

that is so fucking disturbing

[Kuhlfurst]

That's... One way to tell your people that nukes are your friends.

[alejandrotvman]

thanks santa!!!!

i go to play with my new BOOOOM!!!!

[kobechesse]

This is the beauty of annihilation

[aracniphobia1]

What? Gifts to New York? 4.5 million happy children? What?

[coolglock19]

OMG

dear santa..!

"we love nuclear war! hohoho"

[Tristan154UK]

Hipy version lmao!!! awesome

[ironmaiden66695]

what the fuck. this distroyed a great game.

[DantehMan]

This makes me happy.

[Kicsur]

But the "genocide" is still in the stats :D

[powerpunch180]

HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHA­AHAHAHA OMGOMGOMGLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

[HogisGuy]

Doomsday has never been this exciting

[jjobie]

This rules.

[EpicSlayer666]

THERE MY FUCKING PRESANTS!!!

[imtomodly1234]

HO! HO! HOLY SH--!!!!!!!!

[liberator235]

Here Comes Santa Claus

[Deathlock11]

lol yays when they nuke xD

[carmine741]

What's with the fucked up geography lol.

[wakato106]

@carmine741 santa got high, so he fucked it up

[swmaniac789]

This is litterally the opposite of nuclear war in every imaginable way. Period. This is the most ironic mod I have ever seen in my life, period. [Tvtropes reference] Crowning Moment of Awesome, Funny, and Heartwarming granted [/Tvtropes reference]

[vgmaster9]

Peace on earth and goodwill towards men!

[Tansiv]

What we need here right now is Weird Al's "Christmas at Ground Zero" playing in the background and we'll be set.

[ayeziengamer]

Santa finally gone rogue huh

[omgnumbersandletters]

fucking beautiful

[ShypkusPIes]

looks like everyone on earth was noughty!

[dancraggs]

5 people don't believe in Santa.

[stickmanpwner64]

It's a literal nuclear winter!

[EdikShepherd]

The enemy is going to be delivering us gifts and they're gonna deliver them fast. We have to be faster, harder, and all around more generous then them. Deploy every present... show them how the USA celebrates Christmas...

[Berlin1811]

...I think this may be even more disturbing than regular DEFCON.

[EpicSlayer666]

GOD DAMMIT!!!! WERE supposed to be causing PAIN and MISERY!!!! not YAAAAAAAY! though...we could just kill them with there endless YAYS!! and sufficate them in presents! or they got coal and THEN start a nuclear war! =D

[JimmyCatalitico]

nuclear gift! ahahah

[0xlamon]

hmmm....

Freezing nuclear bombs?

[Teknoman891]

ENEMY GIFT INCOMING !

[xLieutenantMx]

Can you please show me how to get mods in this game?

[ljonesvc]

Giving Christmas gifts to Russia will utterly destroy them, as Christmas is only a Capitalist Pigdog Holiday of the Devil.

[Det0n8ted]

jingle boom?

[Teknoman891]

@Det0n8ted More like Jingle Doom.

[theawesomeyoshi123]

@Teknoman891 Now this is the Nuclear War children want!

[CaramelAnt]

Christmas...

... Christmas never changes.

[LordKarnage12345]

@CaramelAnt make sure to get mr.new vegas's new holotape nuclear winter wonderland

[DefconWarningSystem]

Christmas At Ground Zero?

[crepplin179]

Someone give me a Key to I can play the full version not just the demo

[ljonesvc]

@crepplin179 Here's a key it's EAT-A-DICK

[CampanionCube]

this is so screwed up but so funny. idk who is worse, the person for makign this mod or me for actually wanting it

[TheEmber220]

lol

[oceanwave20]

millions of happy children :P

[grmskid]

This game is actually really fun, But hard to master

[baldwarfury]

Does any one know how to put mods in the steam version of defcon?

[Mrmotlandija]

Steam PC Users : Install MODs by unzipping them here:

C:\program files\Valve\Steam\SteamApps\co­mmon\Defcon\Mods\

[rifleman1002]

@Mrmotlandija you may have to make the folder "Mods" up.

[marioslipknot]

hahaha! wtf! HOHO! haha

[scootfd3s]

i just got this game.. i LOVE IT!!

[380800]

Hey!! Don't destroy the presents coming to us!!! XXDD

[PetrChe]

hahahahahah! ))))))))

[spudnick3490]

Lol countries trying to defend themsleves against an onslaught of Santas.

[evilconcarne42]

norad's tracking santa lol

[SMGJohn]

It's rocket full of gifts! LOL you shoot them down to prevent sending gifts

[PoisonInc]

Nuclear Winter indeed.

[LordKarnage12345]

@PoisonInc Its a nuclear winter wonderland

[branemark]

omfg we need some nukes prepared to bomb north pole

fucking santa should be making nukes since he got elf slaves

[Insignificant360]

Nuclear Christmas. The only thing more terrifying in the holiday season than even Robot Santa.

[geofrog707]

ROTFL.  Love the description. ROTFL

[Telonelemon3]

Can we have a nuclear X-mas war now?

[thorsten94vfl]

xDDDDDD

[whatevtube]

XD fun.

[FunkhouserMemorial]

It's Christmas and an ICBM of gifts strikes Tel Aviv-Yafo and Mecca. Is that considered collateral damage?

[kirjaept]

its Weed-Nuke bombs... +))

[TheChicagoComedian]

The people in the nuke bunkers are Like What the fuck?

[ifartinurdirection1]

ya better than murdering civilians

[eurandi]

where i can take this mod?

[yedrellow]

A strange game, the only way to lose is not to play.

[Ifiwinurnoob]

Ahh here you get the biggest present usa A NUKE MUHAHA

[Darwinialives4eva]

MERRY CHRISTMAS

[ifartinurdirection1]

well i wold rather be shot at with preasents than nukes LOL

[Shanethefilmmaker]

would you settle for a gift box with a warhead in it

[micheliano23]

haha... HO HO HO! XD

[mystfanc81]

lol. excellent mod!

[TheDaemons]

Now this is one of the coolest game mods i've ever seen!!! I guess the guy(s) who made this were getting tired of being depressed while playing this. Awesome!!

[kingsean96]

"Mom! Dad! Look! It's a flying gift!"

[umahuma4]

if this was alternate reality, were the US and russia were trying to get the most stockpile of christmas gifts, and then threatened to shoot them at each other, then we have the cuban santa crisis.

[PraetorSlayer2]

@umahuma4 no no no, they wanted to convert all the children to their cause, and they'll uprise if they get enough gifts!

[namekman01]

@umahuma4 and china would be sad cuz they dont have christmas

[YIIMM]

Whoever thought up the idea for this is someone I'd like to meet.

[JamesBombMrX]

Oh Noes, flying gifts! Shoot 'em down!!

Awesome xD

[powerpunch180]

LOTS OF HAPPY CHILDREN!!! XD

[kr9koz9br]

Wow 0_o !)))) hahaha good mod))))

[MicroBrainy]

"Xmas: everybody happy".

[MathematicKid]

Great :D

[Killazer]

Fun for the whole family ;-)

[Stefnir94]

"You better be nice or Santa Clause will drop a nuke down your chimney!"

[JosefBanks]

lol

[CMDragonkai]

Wow what an awesome mod.

[gameplaya117]

wtf is this

[cl0vvntiem]

Jesus this is psychotic.

[EMPPT]

The gift is a LIE!

[coteya]

the cake is a lie

[BloodAngelFTW]

portal is a lie

[urgedduke]

how do u download the mods I can never get mine to work

[KhazarLivesInC]

creepy :p

[furydeath]

Opens gift...

WHAT THE FU.......BOOOM!!!!

[jjobie]

@furydeath And the tag said "Merry Xmas, Love Lindsey" >.<

[frigaziga]

this is what phycotics imagine global nulcear exchange to be.

[WaffleMaster4]

what map mod is this?

[Ramschlooker]

i can't activate mods

the only mod that runs is satcon

[locomal66]

hahah happy children everywhere XD

[GeeFunk84]

That's sick. :) The units should be replaced too. Like the B2s to flying sleigh or something :P

[umahuma4]

lol, for added irony, did you know that NORAD tracks santa

[drdttdtrestds]

lol the children probably were all like oh look a present *opens it* its a nuklear war head i allways wanted it for cristhmas...hey wait what the.... AAAAHHHHH *BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMM*

[drdttdtrestds]

IT BURNS IT BUUURNS

[neilladriaansen]

THOW XD

[patchhacker]

Chrismas at sanfrancisco 2.8million happy childeren >_>

[robfidl]

LoL "Chrismas at ground zero" by Wierd Al would go perfect with this.

[bubbs747]

FUNY MAN

[peem10]

Ho ho ho :)

[Jambot101]

very good, but the map projection looks different, whats with that?

[Zedilius]

LOL!

[reaper4153]

How did you put the mod on at first

[BarcelPL]

Holy shit:D Nice mod

[nero91]

lawl.

[WTCTribute]

You better not shout, you better not cry, listen up I'm telling you why. Santa Clause is nuking your town!!

I could get use to that.

[warmadkiller]

LAWL

[esspytood]

LOL!

[thatwascool13]

giving nuclear war the Christmas spirit it deserves. now thats beautiful

[LuminarNightblade]

./' The skies are red, trees are dead,

I'm walkin in a nuclear winter land... ./'

[Somai82]

lmfao that's a lot of happy children.

Go spread those 'gifts' santa..HO HO HO

[BIRDNET01]

You are my hero. That is just plain awesome.

[lagnut1982]

It's Christmas at Ground Zero!

[Nubs926]

Best mod ever, lol

[ZombieGuy205]

lol at 0.47 Gifts to New York 4.5 Milion Happy Children rofl xD

[DrugMajor]

Funny :P

[SoraTheHappyEmo]

Lol, WTF.

[lingojac]

rofl, it's the north pole mod too!

[GoodEvenings]

Defcon: For Kids!

[SteX1986]

lol nice mod!!!!

[WeHype]

this is just great!

[lingojac]

My gosh, what a 180 this mod is.

[uuuultra]

santas delivering nuclear warheads to all the good boys n grlz

[knightsfootball74]

hahaha nice i can only imagine what ppl who havent played this game must think

my favorite tho was the "happy children" instead of deaths haha

[Qwerty48121]

this is hilarious cept why would trees destroy gifts, jealosy??

[Qwerty48121]

vns mod love how gift is a nuke

[Aranica]

It's like, the opposite of nuclear war.

[premiumxrunner]

thats fucked up but funny

[McMacCrackerJack]

"That ain't the frigin' Christmas Star, Griz, it's a lighter in the sewage treatment plant."

[Stefnir94]

Look mommy, santa is here... BOOOOOOOM!

[manonpiano]

LOOK! there´s Santa!...oh no looks like it´s a........

[PerfectGlitch]

Ahahaha, that's great.

[Shorigun]

Why a catastrophic nuclear war when you can make kids happy? :)

[IseeSugar42]

Brilliant!

[WashDCDemocrat]

The alternative ending to the Cold War. Who says the war needs to end by Christmas?

Nice mod.

[Tomahawk52]

warheads loaded with gifts - how sweet. Let's send a warhead loaded with carebears over to russia! Wonder what they'll send back?

[MrJoe915]

@Tomahawk52 vodka lol



[dbxxd1972]

That was great....

[Mavi222]

rofl, this is the best mod ever :cDDD

[saltystuff]

Most "Generocity" wins. :V

[DarkMessiah123456]

YES!!! NUCLEAR WINTER LOLOLOL

[kentam888]

hahaha

[styrofoam94]

haha, "happy children" instead of "dead"...

[Daemonifudge]

this mod kicks some righteous ass.kudos to the maker

[jetsam50000]

I knew Santa had more than presents at the N.pole

[ArrowWindwhistler]

*resists the urge to make an "IN SOVIET RUSSIA..." joke*

Looks awesome. Is this game perchance built off the old movie Wargames?

[Militiacz]

They got inspired by it.

[ArrowWindwhistler]

"Shall we play a game?"

[Aranica]

Thanks for inspiring me!

IN SOVIET RUSSIA, PRESENT GETS YOU!

(even though this is kinda old, lol)

[unsound64]

Gooooood fun!

[McLuvinzor]

Awesome, simply awesome.

[PtitPrince]

That's art.

[Lukania]

'Snowed In' Instead Of Destroyed, Lol

[thesmart358]

Don't forget to launch your tree to make the millions of boys and girls round the world happy.....that was funny.....

[spinhook888]

I lol'd at "GIFTS TO NEW YORK: 4.5M HAPPY CHILDREN"

[spinhook888]

The antidote to WWIII!