Episode 2: The Prologue

[dusthat]

The smell of magic marker eases the pain of life.

[MrLabMan]

LOL, awesome video! also, people arguing on youtube is fucking hilarious!

[dudeinasuit]

love the new turn down the lights function

[murrymurrymurrymurry]

fuck if that was me id just sweep all that shit off the table and fuck her in the ass nvm the novel ppl are so stupid

[inchchua]

i have no idea to laugh or be disgusted.

[trentroolz]

lolololo dud3 ur s0 l33t and funney <3

/sarcasm

[mrpitchf0rk]

Right, because you're not intelligent unless you waste time having unpleasant sex.

[MrSavage0henry]

This isn't really funny. It's more annoying watching her be a massive bitch while buddy is trying to accomplish something. How about she get off her lazy ass and write a god damn novel instead of being such a cunt?

[trentroolz]

watch the rest of the series before you talk shit about these videos.

[Geirunaka]

Aiighttt... I watched the entireeee series before coming back to this comment.. and I agree that Dana is the biggest bitch ever.. and this series was terrible!

Even Josh agrees that Dana is a bitch, "you are a bitch" - Episode 11.

[MrSavage0henry]

@trentroolz I watched the entire thing, so I suppose I'm qualified to 'talk shit about these videos' now. And I stand by my statement, these videos aren't funny. They're cliched and boring

[KhaosTy]

I love how she sniffed that marker at the end

[duggan23]

this is different for rocketboom, i like it!

[triggerxp]

boring ...

not ROCKETBOOM material

please stop this

[bhz10]

boring

[myalternative]

i love when he looks over and sees her sniffing the marker and he starts laughing

[03nmanni]

i found this hilarious.

[quixgofar]

That was a fucking waste of TIME!!

Where's that Hot brunnette noming on Cookies?! Wanna see HER!!

[doom9555]

LOL

"Its not about length"

"Oh i know that."

[TheDorianGrayShow]

what a B! she should be more acceptable and helpful instead of just criticizing... besides if it isn't long enough he can always call it a short story :D

better than what she is doing... XD

[anthonyrotar]

lol she sniffs the marker at the end

[marcus93hawk]

good on ya rocketboom!!! that was funny!!!!

[J0ASH]

warning: im close to unsuscribing because of this shit ROCKETBOOM

[Persiana]

Warning: Nobody gives a shit. Not even them.

Have a nice day!

[JixMa]

@J0ASH "warning: im close to unsuscribing because of this shit ROCKETBOOM"

So, unsubsubscribe. Go! And don't let the door hit you in the ass! And BTW, this wasn't "shit". Okay? It was interesting and funny.

[pwilliams58]

Fuck you rocketboom, i just want know your meme

[pwilliams58]

Bro...you're totally fucking retarded.

[elspoko]

What? Don't you like being corrected? But you seem so apt in correcting me, BRO.

[buckie92]

@elspoko I think the guy meant what he said. "I want know your meme"

Considering that "Know Your Meme" is a series they have on here, I think that's what he was referring to, instead of actually knowing something about ROCKETBOOM.

It would be like watching Comedy Central and saying "I just want Scrubs" when some other show comes on.

[pwilliams58]

As buckie so elegantly put it, you incorrectly corrected me. Dumbshit asshole.

[elspoko]

Oh, so you didn't use capital letters and I'm the dumbshit. Gotcha. Thanks for incorrectly correcting my correction.

Cockgobbling fucktard.

[elspoko]

Oh, and you forgot the quotations around the title of the series.

[pwilliams58]

Are you fucking 10 years old? I didn't rudely correct you, you didn't forget capitals or quotations, YOU FUCKING MADE UP A WORD, "conversate". Fuck man, I wasn't trying to be rude, just letting you know that it "converse". But you're clearly a fucking baby, so fuck you ass cock.

[elspoko]

Did my corrections hurt you that bad? Sorry. Didn't know you were that sensitive. I'll try to put it in gently next time we conversate.

[pwilliams58]

Oh noes, I wonder who thumbed down all my comments? A fucking FAGGOT maybe?

[elspoko]

I don't do the thumbs up/down bullshit. Here, I'll thumb you up so you don't start menstruating all the comments again. Wouldn't want such a mature person like yourself looking bad on the internetz.

Conversate with you laters you dicknosed attention whore.

[pwilliams58]

Duuude, I just remembered, you're a huge piece of fucking shit! Fuck...So prior to this did you truly believe conversate was a fucking word?

[elspoko]

Of course I knew it wasn't a fucking word dumbass. Just like I really didn't feel like cutting my wrist. Did your stupid ass not notice the juxtaposition of the emo faggotry and the urbanite slang commonly used by persons who wish to sound informal.

Example: YO MAN, THEM CATS IS CONVERSATIN TOO MUCH.

Fucking guy. Have you seriously never heard of the word, and it's useage by fuckmouthed individuals who murder the language visavee cutting your wrist would be self murder.

Too much for ya?

[soccermafia89]

Many great writers have made up words, Shakespeare being among the most famous. Words are about conveying meaning, not about being in a dictionary.

[barttool]

grammar nazi detected.

[trimi38]

so dirty...

[elspoko]

Holy shit, watching these two people....it's just....it makes me want to cut my wrists just hearing them conversate.

Good job!

[pwilliams58]

Converse.***

[AlisaCobriana]

haha, 'Honey I know that'

I like how she's like 'wtf am I doing in this relationship' at the end

[cheezymouse297]

haha nice penis refrence

[thecursedland]

which one? the pencil grinder or the more literal connatation?

[cheezymouse297]

when he is like size doesn't matter and she's like I know or I think she said something like that then she pauses implying that it was something funny and that he has a small penis lol

[thecursedland]

I was thinking it was the pencil grinding- how women enjoy taking people's aspiration that don't unclude them and smash them on the ground- grinding a dick is sybolism of taking away someone's manhood.

[metadour]

lmfao, I love that everyone misses molly, but she's not the face of rocketboom. I think this is funny as hell. It's the same kind of humor Rocketboom usually employs for christ's sake. Just because Molly, Ella, Or Ellie (or some other super attractive woman) isn't selling it to you, doesn't it make it less entertaining.

[TermsOfUseExpired]

I actually really like this xD

[narog84]

i call that a bitch

[Probewitch]

I love it that somebody would still be using one of thoes graphite sticks.

[stratabuser]

stop killing his dreams? hes a no talent ass clown! his dreams are worth cold shite!

[alexk554]

Seriously, are these vids supposed to be funny, or is there supposed to be some artistic meaning thing that Im missing here?

[ProfetaParanoia]

nos funny at all.

where's my molly????

[myheroxanderpander]

This chick is like my whole family... minus the marker sniffing... that's my job...

[JixMa]

@myheroxanderpander "This chick is like my whole family, minus the marker sniffing. That's my job."

ROFL! Good one!

[ThinkWithYourMind223]

This didn't make me laugh, it's just depressing.

[purplepanda11]

way to crush his dreams bitch

[sonofpissjuice]

wheres molly

[nanderson1965]

yuck

[Anonybon]

She starts sniffing the pen HAHA...

[JixMa]

Hey, Josh! Why don't you jam that can of soda down her throat after she makes another ball-busting comment?

[ReliableInsider]

JixMa,

It's sounds like you've got issues, seriously.

You're going to wind up in prison.

[JixMa]

@ReliableInsider"JixMa, It's sounds like you've got issues, seriously. You're going to wind up in prison."

Oh, yeah? How so perceptive of U. Thanks 4 diagnosing me based on a fucking YouTube comment that was meant 2 B a joke in the "Monty Python" or "Family Guy" way where they treat women violently 4 comic effect. Fuck U, U stupid ignorant nobody on the Internet that has no fucking sense of humor! Oh & learn how 2 type correctly B 4 U hit "Post Comment", dumbass. 1st word should've been "It".

[ReliableInsider]

You're welcome.

Everyone has _something_ wrong with them. You just happen to have anger issues. Talk them over in a group and positive results will come quickly.

[devast8a64]

@JixMa I lol'd at the irony of that post.

[retardedmonkeyspoo]

Stop killing his dreams bitch!

[zuosiej]

pretty nice i think ;D silence told everything ^^

[MrBubba584]

Love it!

[4everparky]

I fucking hate the woman, but the guy is pretty funny.

[Underdogz]

No. Just no. Worst Rocketboom idea ever.

[Pyr0clasam]

shes such a bitch. itd slap that bitch up so bad, and throw her on the street like she diserves.

[TheGrettaP]

A really dense half a page...XD THIS IS SO EPIC

[babaluto]

Dense

[johnnytastetest]

She sniffs markers and she's chastising HIM?

[TheReasonWhyGuy]

Poor guy...

[Vleesball]

Please.. no more of these :'(

[colin340]

i like it alot

[dabruin2]

Is he trying to say that his prologue has girth?

[OnCall101Villa]

you cannot ignore his girth

[MrNottsCounty]

I'm a big fan of ROCKETBOOM, but what in fucks name is this? it has me interested pulled in and theres no punchline

[espn1337]

0:37 PENIS JOKE

[hoodedraider]

always block out new things by saying it sucks.. i for one like them..

[TheUnremarkableMe]

I don't do it to block out new things, I just say it sucks because, well, it sucks.

[hoodedraider]

your free to think so =) but it doesnt hurt you that its here.. just ignore these vids then

[TheUnremarkableMe]

Alrighty then!

[londonpunk66]

snifs marker*

[theholyviper]

not funny.

[robinsoncrucify]

this is the biggest piece of shit I've ever seen.

[CaptainAgnostic]

Sounds like the Great American Novel!!!

[doodool101]

pesonaly i thinkg has its own sly humor

[KanonXD]

Cool!

[MapleMovieMan]

First, this sucks stop making these

[doodool101]

i like it