Bill Engvall - "Vicodin Land"

[Rdcool64]

300 hundred feet in the air, im scared of heights LOL!!!!

[dfdemt]

Only half a Vicodin? LOL!!! How about 2 or 3 of them things and a 6 pack of beer! Now THAT is a bitchin day! (or night, whichever is better for you)

[TheKalen486]

@dfdemt you seen u like vicodin. I have like 107 norcos and 17 regular vicodin and have collected it after my back surgery. I just flush it down the toilet and my friend told me i could have sold it and made lots of money is that true

[HayleeHalogenX]

@TheKalen486 Yes.

[dragoninja1992]

"Oh, come to papa. No more stupid squid for me. And I don't know why the shark had a french accent." LMFAO

[ChaosTicket]

Nice jokes but sound is way down, low enough that raising volume to decent level caused background noise.

[7bostongirl]

i'm on vicodin;)

[Dragon6282]

Hello fishes! Reality land sucks! Vicodin land!

[Spawnofktulu007]

Half a Vicodin and a Bahama Mama...makes for a bitchin' day!!!

[rsls101]

I have vicodin with bad toothache. I dont want to take it. Going to work...not good idea lol

[calicowmow]

@rsls101

Tj, Mexico has good dentists for a really cheap price. It would have cost $12,000 in California and several months for my work to be complete. My Dentist in TJ fixed everything in three days flat for a low price of $3,650. It took less than 24 hours to get the crowns after the impressions were made. I go to ( Dental World) in TJ. I am very happy with the results. Good luck on getting your tooth fixed.

[dragondancer1814]

I envy anybody who actually GETS pain relief from Vicodin. I was on that stuff after having my wisdom teeth extracted (they were impacted) when I was 18. That Vicodin didn't do SQUAT for my pain-it just gave me a buzz and left me hurting like hell. How does one enjoy a narcotic buzz when you're still hurting like hell? What a drag that was!

[proud2bpagan]

idk what they gave me when I had my teeth out,but this is exactly how I felt when I woke up!

[TheLitafan7]

pmp XD lmfao

"He comes bolting into my wife and My room "Lets go see the sharks!!!!!!!" and he does this spider man leap XD and in slow motion lands right on my hernia. I'm like ow!! Oh Mr. Vicodin"

lmfao

[osubeavers05]

Look into Kratom for an opiate substitute if you have a problem or know someone who does. wwwKRATOMTHERAPYcom Get pain free. Go green. Live healthy!

[AvatarGoku12]

Oh come to papa no more stupid squid for me!

[LiveLoveDANCE2006]

I'M GONNA BRAID MY HAIR!!!!!!!!!!

bahahahahah gets me every time

[mark28105]

I once crushed 9 vicodin's into powder, put it in a little wrapped up sheet of toilet paper, and swallowed the whole thing. It honestly didn't do very much at all.

[MyDimples11]

vicodin dosent do that to you...

[Shinydisc117]

@MyDimples11 Many drugs are subjective, brooooooooooooooo

[myPAINisSELFchosen85]

he is talking about half of a vicodin?? ill pop five of the extra strength tens to get high what a poser this guy is

[Ty1317]

@myPAINisSELFchosen85 It depends on the brand and your tolerance. If you'll get high or not plus he had rum with it. He should of been sleep.

[facehunter504]

@myPAINisSELFchosen85 I know right, a half?? Fuck that crack some perc 10's and eat em like candy.

[sk8erboi2277]

Best comedian evr

[KBGxXxSnipezZ]

Aaaaahahahahahahahahahahahaha!­

[TheCrysLady]

That sounds like a superb idea my friend.

[LilMsCountryQueen99]

a little quiet but i like it ;)

[LadyE77]

That's some good shtit there!

[cocolossal69]

Sooooooooooooo so so so funny :D Love ya Bill!!!

[QuarstyAndZack]

4:30 Shhhhhh! SAND!! ITS EVERYWHERE!! Lol and pmp!

[funkygoat1996]

i went parasailing and it was awesome i was 450 feet up in the air

[funkygoat1996]

i went parasailing and it was awesome i was 450 feet up in the air

[QuarstyAndZack]

"The other two guys' jobs was to drink beer.

And they were professionals."

Does this mean so am I?

[Poxell91]

THE FUNNIEST story joke ever performed by any comedian. Ever. :)

[Xslipknot28X]

IM GONNA BRAID MY HAIR!!!!

[TheLitafan7]

oh my god I'm laughing so hard I'm crying

[kingsize127]

0:25. Ohhhhhh... I had PAIN. WHERE has that been my whole life?!

1:52. Ow! Oooohhhhhhh, Mr. Vicodiiiiiiin!

LOL, best two parts.

[HWolsiefer]

OMG I love this!!!!! And I'm actually on Vicodin right now si it's that much funnier.

[swim100again]

"And I have no Idea why the sharks have a French Accent" lmfao i love Bill Engvall!

[littlegirl6645]

Why does it pause and won't play at 3:00?

[ishrachelweird]

"hey wassup baby" was atrractive!

[Theburn77]

a bitchin' day!!!

[cAlexanderrrr]

Half a vicodin? Lmao tell this guy to go blow a fuckin 80 to the face. Welcome to oxyland motherfuckers!

[tandbergj]

@cAlexanderrrr I was thinking the same thing, half a 5/500 vicodin? sometimes i take 3, 80s, grind em up with a hose clamp, and rail that shit right up into my sinus cavity. half a vic? wow, tolerance is a bitch...

[chrisdrakekaka]

he should have like a discovery channel show where he would go to jungles and stuff like an explorer

[GAdawg2k8]

DID IT!!

[BrianFalconsFan29]

@GAdawg2k8 Did it to dude props for the username GO DAWGS And Falcons

[TheGracieGrl]

"Come to papa, no more stupid squid for meee" "i have no idea why the shark had a french accent."

[RickyGervaisFreak]

People stop complaining about the sound quality and such, I think it's pretty good quality for a video recording. Bill Engvall is hilarious!

[xxxdc113xxx]

Man fuck vicodin get perk 30s or oc 40s

[vinniweee]

@xxxdc113xx

drain your bank account for nothing

[TheElectricDreamer93]

Let's go to Vicodin Land!

[QuarstyAndZack]

@TheElectricDreamer93

via Parasail? Over shark-infested waters? While staring at the sand? XD

[TehZedaj]

@BrianFalconsFan29 at 10mg it's no longer vicodin, it's Norco :P Vicodin itself only goes to I believe 5 MG before the name changes. Ingredients are the same, just different amounts. I've been on an alternating cycle of vicodin norco and percocet for about 7 years now.

[BrianFalconsFan29]

@TehZedaj I have been on it for 3 years man its been great so far i have to take it because i have a cracked jawbone that throbs every day but you take a couple of these a day your gonna feel good

[BrianFalconsFan29]

No 2 10mg vicodin and a couple coors light is greeeeeaaaat

[pfog]

man, i didnt think pills were that big of a deal until i was like 23 in 2003 when a guy who was runnin from the law hit me head on going like 80...i was thankfully ok and went home from the er that night...well they gave me 2 7.5 vic's at the er and i my best friend took me home that night and i was feeling no pain and felt alright; no major euphoria...well, i still had pain and my doc gave me 60 10 mg percocets; well i thought, i wonder what two will do. long story short, been on em ever since.

[RooneyHimself]

Bad Sound? What are you talking about?

This is the best damn sound I've had since 95

[tigerrose110203]

LMAO!!!!

[scott93257]

No problems with sound... I just put on a pair of my Sony Hi Def Recording headphones, and its alll good.

[JMoe2016]

Forget da sand! Let's go parasailin'!

Why, that sounds superb, my friend! I've never seen Vicodin Land from 300 feet in the air!

If we're headed to Cuba, put the enchiladas on cuz Daddy's home!

[kingsize127]

Half a Vicodin and a Bahama Mama... makes for a BITCHIN' DAAAAAAAYYYYYYYY!!!!

[dakotachevy96]

me too i can hear it just fine

[milliondollarredhead]

Great upload! I hadn't seen this one before! Love it! I hear ya' on the notice to the idiots who don't seem to "get it" that YOU posted this & you oughta' know about the sound...I have the same trouble with idiots on a couple of videos I *gasp* video cammed & I know the quality is crappy, but 90 thousand + views say most people don't care! THANKS SO MUCH FOR THIS! IT's LOVELY! All the Stars for this & Two Big Thumbs Up! Love, Red

[indigo12ash]

Notes to self:

1. Don't watch this video in the middle of the night. I was laughing so hard I almost woke up the whole house!

2. Speaking of House, don't think of Dr. House acting like this, it made me laugh harder.

3. Although I wasn't, don't be high on Vicodin while watching this.

[Dynastar231]

@indigo12ash Thanks. Now that got me laughing soo hard... House... Lol.

[Ecofreak96]

I bet House really likes this skit. :D

[bvbudlight16]

"So I'm 300 feet in the air, I'm afraid of heights!" lmao

[TheLosthigh]

vicodin is not the way he is explaining it.

[monileigh33]

LOOOOOOOOOOOOL

I've never seen Vicodin Land from 300 feet in the air!

[23thedoom]

just poke him in the eye !!! lol

[MissStarr2865]

BTW: (family guy): I think the sound is fine on the lap top that I am using.. no worries here. :) have a nice nite.

[Tonygrum50]

this is funny stuff right here

[daakuivory]

I can hear it, and while I'm not complaining about it. (Sound trouble happens) But I can hear your computer gurgling as well as the t.v. more so, then I can the show. Still funny.

[00FamilyGuyRocks00]

@daakuivory Ummmm....I didn't HAVE my TV on....It's the computer - which was running hard.....like it tends to do sometimes...

[girlygirl245]

im only fourteen and my doctor perscribed me vicodin i was so out of it lol hahahaha

[WanderingPictures]

@girlygirl245 Weird. I'm 14, and I had my appendix removed 2 days ago. They prescribed me Vicodin, but I haven't noticed anything. Kind of made me sad when I didn't feel all "wwhhhhooOOOOOOHHHHH"

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[TMJ112389]

"Shhhhhh......SAND! IT"S EVERYWHERE!!!!"

[UltimentZeldaFan1]

@TMJ112389 Foreget the sand man lets go parasailing

[SupMamma88]

@TMJ112389 LMAO, That's when I begin to fall on the floor and turn purple

[Brianwwecw48]

seriously vicodin is the best ill be honest im a bit addicted i got a good supply right now i can install cable better for mediacom i can drive better

[NurseDanaD]

This is my all time favorite bit he does. Maybe it's because I'm a nurse, and I've seen people strung out on this stuff after surgery etc... He's not joking, it is one awesome drug if you're not used to taking any type of narcotics!

[Phoenixenforcer11]

you did a good job making the video. the sound turned out pretty well.

[susanlovesmikael]

No, I'm pretty sure its on Blue Collar Comedy Tour 2. Hey do you know where I can find the video where he's making fun of those animal "experts" and he pretends to step on an anaconda or something and says "He's sleeping now" ??

[00FamilyGuyRocks00]

I don't think it had anything to do with the Blue Collar Comedy Tour one.. it was his own seperate DVD. I can remember that much.

Actually. I just looked it up. It's Bill Engvall - Here's Your Sign Live. Amazon it.

& no I don't, sorry.

[diamondrio21]

@susanlovesmikael its on his ''DORKFISH'' album bud

[dragonmaster3009]

Just curious, what movie does he tell this in?

[00FamilyGuyRocks00]

I think it's "Bill Engvall - Here's Your Sign" but I could be wrong. I just rented it at the video store.

[Shaynesss]

@00FamilyGuyRocks00 It's on his special/DVD Aged and Confused

[SirAlex0014]

Thanks for puting this up!

[MrSarge1990]

why is it bad? just wondering.

[00FamilyGuyRocks00]

Because I recorded it off the computer with CamStudio...but seriously..why does it matter? You can hear it JUST FINE if you turn it up all the way. C'mon now....

[MrSarge1990]

like i said, i was just wondering.

[Biohazard2150]

4:50

[eagleairsoftteam]

just poke him in the eye! who? THE SHARK!!! OH MY GOD!!!!!

[4everinmyheartmj]

i like this part thanks for making it

[VGAfanatic]

This is my favorite Bill Engvall event/joke of all time. I'm too busy laughing to care about the sound quality.

[AlwaysWishing1983]

Vicodin never done me this way.Or Lortab [same thing]

I think I got ripped off!!

Where was my buzz?

Waah

[thumblesswonder]

I've been parasailing but now I want to try it in Vicodin Land!

[qwerrewq2]

I walked on water, ran all the way to my hotel room,ate the other half of the vicodin, and watched the animal planet.

[NnysSexyAssistant]

lmao...he is sooo true. I love Bill Engvall, he rocks.

[horseloverbudrules]

come to papa no more stupid squid for me

[kingsize127]

and I have no idea why the shark had a French accent. lol

[SupMamma88]

This is my favorite part of his stand-up, I wish I had this DVD

[TMJ112389]

@SupMamma88 "Why that sounds Superb my dear friend!"

[alwayssme]

finally, love a new video , thnx 00 nomatter what the sound

[letsgosk8e]

ohh cmon Vulgar this is nothin compared to other stuff

[artemisgirl07]

lol love this one

[LadyAngelus80]

I think the sound is fine. All you have to do is turn up the volume all the way, and it's fine :-)

[gentlesweetdomme]

Oh, the sound is fine, chill out, you did good :)

[mrsklemzak]

I love this bit!

[rhysin07]

vicodin MMMMMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!­!!!!

[alyssacroacia]

I'm on vicodin right now! :D

<3

[ultrajd]

LOL his girly scream.

[arlux1313]

ohhh mr. vicodin!! oh my god i almost died laughing at that part LMAO!!

[crichton55]

What the frick did you use to record this? A gas-powered camcorder? Or was it diesel VCR? Kill the background noise and it's a decent, yet hilarious, vid.

[00FamilyGuyRocks00]

uh no.. does it LOOK like I recorded it off my tv like the other idiots? Not so much.

I recorded it off the computer.. I either had the choice to record it from the SPEAKERS or the microphone.

Live with it -_-

[Novetrix]

If, by chance, you're using a Realtek card or built-in sound card/chipset, you can just unmute Line Out, and record via that, and you'll catch ALL the sound without background noise.

[17crunktastic]

who says frick anymore lmao

[Sakani17]

@17crunktastic

Best Comment Ever

[tubeontime]

Thanks for the laugh!

[GMW33333]

This is great