Near calls a gay bar

[Matthy63]

"I haven't had this feeling since summer camp!"

[apple4766]

wankerrrrrrrr...

[awsomegyrl1]

"the only lady i talked to is carl" lol

[sephirothsGuardian]

Every time I hear this I always end up rollin on the floor kicking up my legs and having a riot fit of laughter.

[GoblinKing0007]

Seth McFarland is so fuckin' hilarious!

[Emilyaucoin]

where is the voice clip from it kinda reminds me of Family guy or something ^u^ lol

[foritandme]

@Emilyaucoin The voice is Seth Mcfarlane, the creator of Family Guy.

[shaggysoawesome]

L.....o.....l

[seagoonproductions]

Seth rogan?

[Sicowkaksin]

lol too funny

[charmthedragonsla100]

near: my god, wats happening to my body! mello: i call near! XD! me:0.0....

[charmthedragonsla100]

o my god, brand new loafers, o my god!

[Narutodippy]

That was the fucking funniest damn thing I have ever heard!

EVER!

[BloodOnTehConcrete]

L. O. LLLlll!!!!! >w<

[iTrollThis]

American Dad?

[iheartsasunaruDA]

XD this is fucking funny. I love it!!!

[Way2CoolXD]

XD they didn't censor his name but they censored when Light said it?!

[exxon101]

Just goes to show you that everyone... EVERYONE... wants Light.

[supersam4ever08]

Oh.. god... can't breathe... XD this is deadly

[comedeycentral]

"Yeah Dick?" XD

[zeki12kiryu]

wait mikimi calls light/kira god all the time and this video near say god like 5 times lol

[deathnotemewmew]

How many times does Light say "s***" in the Japanese with subs?!? LOL XD x

[deadbride9]

XD omg, that was awesome! Gay bars are always fun lol

[eternalabyss4u]

why does everyone hate near

[PoisounousCure]

@eternalabyss4u did you watch the ending of death note

[eternalabyss4u]

@PoisounousCure yeah so?

[PoisounousCure]

@eternalabyss4u it kind of explains it self

[ForeverSummerCosplay]

OMW LOL, this is hilarious XD

[NyanTeto]

The subtitles is very.. very wrong.

[MsApples007]

@NyanTeto "Are"

[NyanTeto]

@MsApples007 My english isn't the best D:

[MsApples007]

@NyanTeto Its fine ^^ I'm just.... a total grammar-nazi XD

[NyanTeto]

@MsApples007 Ah xD

[MsApples007]

@NyanTeto I just cant help it XD

[NyanTeto]

@MsApples007 Don't worry :3

[MsApples007]

@NyanTeto lol

[MysteriousBrownEyes1]

Oh Neee-aaaaar~

Wankkeeeer.

[Madgod890]

i watched this without flinching without moving a muscle except for my eyes of course and after it was done i said wtf? then laughed my ass off xD

[EmoPrincessForAlex]

LMFAO

[6thflamingsnowball]

ROFL! XD

[FlyingTheDutchman]

54 offended gays...

[CatCandy122]

@FlyingTheDutchman 55 now. ^_^

[Cottoncandy9816]

Uh could u say it one more time? Waaaaannnkkkkeeerrr

[loudspeakerist]

Sraightest guy in the fucken man stripper bar xD

[xXMELLOXx72]

XD



[Miloskikitty]

Lmao

[pleasedontclickme]

XD ROFLMAO!

[Sammygirl2238]

OMG ROFLAMO LAWWWWLLL XDDD

[Shacuyo]

wanker. say it again. wanker

[lawlietrulz]

t-thank you...you are the best! :')

[BRUTALSHANZ1988]

seth macfarlane for president.

[AngelicDaughter135]

that...was...horrible xD

[puritychalice]

Seth MacFarlane!!!

[maylinx0x]

lolxD

[animea19]

hmm that was the weirdest conversation ive ever heard so far on youtube...

[soldwisch]

Next time I see Near I'm totally going to be like W- Waaannnkeeeeeerrr~~~~<3

See what happens :D

[DeMoNGiRl754]

"your goingt only served me my burben, with a paper unbrella with a strican pic on the scent and the only lady i talked to was named caral! what gives, i tell ya what gives!?!"

"heeeeeyyyyy......"

[dragongirl1501]

what's with all the "near calls (insert name or place)" videos?

[Gilly72540]

Oh god x'D

[Mespritroth]

I swear the blood on my screen was NOT there before I watched this...

[mrcow94]

My dad met his girlfriend at a gay bar...how...ironic

[VrOOm1337]

@mrcow94 It would be more funny if your dad met your mother at the gay bar.

[DracoGreenburg]

@mrcow94 Yeah.............Ironic

[YoungLadyPhantomhive]

Halfway through I got confused on which was the gay one.

[4242564deathsdoor]

Do me a favor and say wanker 1 more time

Wanker

Again

Wanker

AGAIN

Waaaannnkkkeeerrrr

OH GOD

[lovek95]

holy shit your right! yagami backwards is im a gay :D

[coolgirlluvsupre]

i wish i was there :(

[AFROAFROable]

i didnt think it be funny actually was really funny

[jopdap1]

hey its seth mcfarland

[poplmon]

No, but I could fuck my way out of a cardboard box.

[PimpWizard3000]

these death note clips make this family guy skit 10000 times funnier!

[Drizzable]

ummm near is a girl im pretty sure

[DigitalSyphilis]

@Drizzable I hope you aren't serious. Near isn't a girl. His English voice actor is a girl, but him as a character.. Near is a boy. o - o

[Grebackis]

@DigitalSyphilis A big boy.

[ValentineVanDrarcla]

@Drizzable nope he's a guy

[grimcoyotereaper]

whats this from anyway? the dialogue that is

[TheSodaBurst]

@grimcoyotereaper I think it's Family Guy. I think.

[Karenmarukakuu]

I'll be the straightest guy you ever **** said the man to Ed.

[TheTrainTicket]

Oh damn... that was awesome XD

[ExxyDee]

wanker, wanker, wanker WANKER...

[ragnarocks0]

anybody know where this is from?

[TheLittleBabeShowPC]

"Ed let me tell you something. I'm gonna come down there and make out with you, but I want you to do something. I want you keeo those gay guys away from me, alright?" "That sounds like such a great ****ing idea." XD

[Squishyy123]

"I'm gonna come down and make out with you, but you keep those gay guys away from me!" That ended it.

[gaaratard123]

if only they were rlly gay -fangirl squeal-

[cheatfuse]

@gaaratard123

*roundhouse kick to the face*

[cheatfuse]

@gaaratard123

*roundhouse kick to the face*

lol

[gaaratard123]

@cheatfuse

lol i so asked for that one xD

[Juura99]

HAHAHAH! Awesome!!!!!! So funny! XDDDD

[DaNTeSpArDA2345]

Boots.

Is this "Boots and Saddle"?

It is.

My name is Dick Rogers do 'ya hear?

YEAH DICK? :D

Even the start was funny for me. xD

[DaNTeSpArDA2345]

@DaNTeSpArDA2345 Oh and...WANKER. :3

[hrblomst]

HOW can i get thes on audio or mp3 or give the link to the real video

[sovereignphil0013]

46 people have no sense of humor.

[TheBlackout336]

None of my other friends thought this was rlly funny. But I rlly laughed my ass off!!!!

[allychica18]

@TheBlackout336 i know it so funny

[Akatsukimemberwoolfy]

Mello and Matty LIKE being Gay XD Just not with you Near.

[GothicFanticy]

lol omg!

[SoldierCyfix]

what the ....fuck

[cardowan1]

funny as fuck :)

[Mitsuru345]

ill be teh straightest guy you ever FUCKED XD

[GaaraXchik]

BRAND NEW PAIR OF LOAFERS GOOD GOD!!!

Oh my fucking god. You have won all the internets.

[TheBlackout336]

My Maltese Falcon's doing a military salut. AHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!

[0101susudidoCamicami]

AAAJAJAJAJAJA ROFL!!

[Dark4810]

blah blah blah bla *ding* blah blah *ding*

blah *ding*

[sasuke0491]

omg fave video on youtube i wish more people would see this

[firelegendmushroom]

Haaaaa... Mello and Matt...

[ProfessorsApprentice]

Poor Near. Poor, confused Near.

[TheBlackout336]

HAHAHA If you have muscles why dont you come on down. LOL!!!

[LadyMurderMaid]

i'll be the straightest guy you ever f*cked! xDD lolololol

[Xzeara]

OMG! XD This is awesome... ^_^

[GothCat77]

Near can fuck his way out of a cardboard box. xD

[pichuham]

hmmm not very funny but good editing some parts bad some parts good so i give it a 6/10

[jwarrior343]

I'll be the straightest guy you ever fucked LMFAO!

[JeeJeeJeopardy]

"I tell ya', I can f*ck my way out of a cardboard box." LMFAO

[commanderwaffle]

The only lady i talked to was named Carl (Matt) What gives I tell ya what gives?!

I WAS DYING

[stanlymarsh3000]

lol that is so fucking funny i cant...omg its so funny.

[vioDEmon6]

oh wow the guy obviously hasnt gotten any if he's getting off by the word wanker lol!!!!!!

[TheUndeadMouse]

how do you jizz yourself from the word wanker?

lol

[RechisQuetzalli]

0:19 Near's pedo smile o_O

[kittyfool101]

my mastease falcon is doing a millerterry salute

[SantaTheLordOfChaos]

Kind of sounds like seth macfarlane

[bandits8ups]

wow, just wow, where'd you get the audio from!?

[Pandababy1217]

Lmao! i'll be dead before i stop laughing! XDDD

[rachelkaitlyn2]

I'M THE STRAIGHTST GUY YOU'LL EVER MAKE OUT WITH ED!

[nessalastchance]

oh that is GREAT!! lol

laughed till it hurt!!!

[Spiderglass219]

i first saw this clip when i still thought that near was 9 XD

[WaddleDeePwns]

@Spiderglass219 near was 16 when he cought kira on the last episode

[meveryrandom]

@WaddleDeePwns Near was 18

[WaddleDeePwns]

@meveryrandom um i must of did my math wrong then

[InvaderDeath9000]

Lmao. x3

[akatsukisweetheart]

Lol

[Eruptide]

What is this audio? Jerky Boys? I know I've heard it b4

[kupsztalek1996LG]

give some subbs xDDD pls ;p

[illbeurluckycharmz]

is that from family guy??

[butiful12324]

@illbeurluckycharmz no

[OfCourseTheresMe]

Near just cracks me up xD

[MusicLovingGirl6538]

it makes since that yagami spelled backwards is im a gay lol

[AngelStar4529]

@MusicLovingGirl6538 i knw rite! lol

[desto12able]

@MusicLovingGirl6538 ok wow people r still talking about that dat is so old

[TheCcSong]

@MusicLovingGirl6538 Lolxz Im a Gay. x3

[NoBrainFreak45]

A friend of mine tought this was from the original death note episodes and said: Oh, man this is so freaking funny im going to my house to watch it!!!! ... rofl

[KMG117]

Say wanker again

[SpavVy1993]

LOL I knew Light Imagay I mean Yagami was gay >:P

[ajtnt14]

lol moe note it has the same effect as the death note but instead when the type of death is not specified they die of being moed

[AntiEtc]

I could fuck my way out of cardboard box.

Lmfao. XD

[littelangalgirl101]

ha ha ha i knew it near is gay

[LlamaFighter90]

"Waankerr..."

"OH GOD! OH GOD! What was that?! What just happened?! A brand new pair of loafers good god!"

THAT IS SO FUNNY!!!!

[Sangotheslayer132]

lol my dad accidently went 2 a gay bar before XDDD

[Validate0]

@Sangotheslayer132

my dad purposely went to a gay bar once... XDDD

[comhonee15]

@Sangotheslayer132 was he okay? was he scared for life?

[suedebear]

Holy shit! I almost laughed myself to death. Whoevers the caller, i love that fast paced old timey speach of his.

[TheSourAndTheSweet]

"My God, I haven't felt this way since summer camp"

LOL FOREVER.

[RedVsBlue725]

...?

[ebonybonbon]

"Wankerr.."

"OH GOD! OH GOD! What was that?! What just happened?! A brand new pair of loafers good God!"

ROFLMAO

[veight84]

lulz this might be from crank yankers i never remember an ep. of family guy doing this

[theawesomequincy1]

lol Mello and Matt are gay xD

[chronasama]

Wow lol i love it! XD

[Dragonrider1227]

LOL Light runs a Gay bar XD

[fear2the2spork]

And the only girl I talked to was named Carl!

[tatteredelf]

OMG

[HighStakesEntertain]

Seth McFarlane is my anti-drug!

[randigaleandtk]

Matt is a girl named Carl. Impressive. XD

[sydney697]

Lmao, this is great

[Xxbeautifulnativgirl]

lmao

[Eniacbc]

@triciag10: That's what happens when you spend so much time with Mello :P

[RockyBiscuits]

In England a wanker is someone who *ahem* jerks off as I think you Americans say :P

[RockyBiscuits]

Seth MacFarlane is made of 100% awesome

[ProphecyA]

the guy calling got pwnd by that queer

[candygirl123Icup]

the only lady i talk to was lady named Carl what gives i teel ya what gives! lmao! OMG THAT WAS SO FUNI!

[brusedface11]

is that brian from family guy?

[MyAcidPinkLemonade]

@brusedface11 no it's the reporter, With Diane Simmons. TOM Tucker!!!

[brusedface11]

really? O_O

[coveruplies]

where does the audio come from???????

[loner1878]

Crank Yankers.

[OtakuGirl2828]

"I'll be the straightest guy you ever fucked!." HAHAHAHAHAH I CAN'T stop laughing hahahahahahah oh Nate !!!!