PART DEUX -- THE DUMBEST TWEETS OF 2011 @alonzolerone

[BLAKPEARL69]

Lol

[MassAphektOfficial]

you talk way too fucking much

[SammieGurl123456]

I really hope these are not real...... o_O

[Megapakcash]

yo my man you funny son i'll give you that lmfao

[Kiikotcii]

You are so funny/sexy!

[katzinhatz1]

goddamn this is sad

[TheMskisskiss91]

I damn near pee'd my pants.

[DiamondsDavey45]

Best rapper ALIVE. Was he serious.

[DiamondsDavey45]

I feel you with the "HOOVER, nobody does it like yooouuuu!" All of those commercials have me mixed up too!

[cryptotech2004]

LMFAO I read those tweets and i couldnt stop laughing my favorite one was the one where they said June 31,2010 is a day ill always remember LMAO

[Drewskeex5]

"We need to just...all....come together and stand as one...chip in at least a dollar for each person that attends this rally and not give it to the wounded dogs, the ten minute commercials that that sara mackakakakalaka promotes" lmao

[poohbaby123100]

this is HILARIOUS !

[nika12th]

13/13/13 smh

[OpenMyFuckinDoor15]

What's wrong with people these days?

[PoohtangJay18]

People r so stupid!

[DBorreliWHAT]

i live by the motto of proofread dammit!

[seph1091]

this is hilarious

[armywife559]

Lmao

[skylaellis]

Thank You for this.

[skylaellis]

WOW. Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh No! This is too funny. TOO FUNNY. & very necessary!

[TBallaZ]

aww.. love you Alonzo

[xNADSx08]

You have great teeth

[LadieR85]

U went in on one of my followers, but its all good...It was funny as hell!! lls

[UpgradeHipHop]

more tweets, less talking

[1badveggiechick]

wow ur cute!

[raidersgo123]

Its derrick rose

[mskiara101]

@0:57 He posted the "hippercrics" tweet first, than he posted the "hypercritic" one. It was read backwards.

[SuperTommy123456789]

its funny how they've all deleted their twitter accounts now

[mskiara101]

@SuperTommy123456789 trust. they aint delete their accounts. they just changed their names.

[Metexie]

Can't wait for 13/13/13

...

13 Seconds & Minutes past 1

[rhetta101]

"Every kiss begins with k...so does klamidia" wtf lmao! #FAIL!

[Retrox90s]

13/13/13?...She's dumb.

[hermanmunster2002]

Peace!

[WildDeuceEnt5]

Yo We need a part 3

[MsZizi009]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA THIS SHIT IS HILARIOUS I HAD TO WATCH THIS VIDEO TWICE AND POST IT ON MY FB.

[TheOsk1e]

10 people didn't see anything wrong with any of those Tweets..SMH

[boredchic514]

Lol i love your laugh! :D

[Shitaggy41]

My nigga too funny can't wait until the 2012 version

[MsShady10]

The people who disliked this were in this video!

[tocutenlovely4u]

Lmfaoooo!!! "R.I.P Biggie....best rapper alive"

[manana2909]

I LOVE & ENJOY watching Y O U!!! :) MUAH- <----that is how you spell that right? lol

[PrettyGirlOnPoint]

@manana2909 I think your okay, It wasn't a tweet lol

[manana2909]

@PrettyGirlOnPoint __ lol! ok good! :)

[valerylionel]

yooo where you be finding these tweets?



[TheTnTbeauty]

Just saw your vid on WSHH and DIED laffin.. I had to come and subscribe!

[alonzolerone]

@TheTnTbeauty LOL. aight T

[lala201128]

on wshh made my day

[bitchhbarbiee]

Not the taboo buzzer lmao

[mszlamarfresh]

lmfao die of beaties.. im through

[iamPeeKaBoo182]

New subscriber here, found you on WorldStar =) Thanks for making me laugh...I really needed it!

[mslware40]

i LOVE ur vids.have u seen the dude that totally ripped u off?? ...it urks my soul..i mean he used ur jokes and commentary and all..his name is justin and his title is the same as urs..

[Whitney23803]

R.I.P. BIGGIE, THE BEST RAPPER ALIVE. LOL, WTF

[ImInLoveWithWale]

Sarah who??? Lmao

[Paria53]

I love your laugh :)

[redskins26fan]

i didnt know derrick rose had a youtube

[TheSirQueefington]

At 1:06 when he's talking about the guy on the list he thought he said hippercrics and hour later, WHEN IT WAS AN HOUR EARLIER.

[blackiegonth]

DIE OF BEATIES

[Lexydafox01]

what is your facebook page i can't find it :(

[CooLin1stPlace]

HAAAA DAMN FOOLS

[librababy1989]

lmfaooo

[morpheusmann]

You are so crazy Lonzo...I will keep ya mane!! Big things in 2012 for us both.

[Tishardra]

U are so funny...Had to subscribe

[mzmadonna]

same here... saw it on worldstar...subscribed ! keep the videos coming

[halloween482]

i did the same thing i saw this on world star hip hop and i just had to subscribe

[brandym1984]

LMFAO the way he said sarah mlkmasdlmfalkf, however you spell her name..

[Gowieezy]

"R.I.P. Biggie .... Best Rapper Alive" (I'm too weak right now lmfaoooo !!!!)

[c3t1f13dgoon]

u should do a facebook vid..i got some illiterate fucks on mine if u need some screen capture =)

[gaolaoshi]

I watch you Alonzo because I'm in LOVE with you.

[4thehardway]

YOU ARE HILARIOUS!!! Subscribed to your youtube channel! This genuinely made my night. I woke up my husband laughing so hard! oh shit, did I spell everything right?! Spell check won't mean a damn thing if you can't spell or can't put it in the right contest....LOL j/k I know it's context. thank you, lol

[kromen10]

Call me a grammar Nazi all day; I'll never be on that list.

[RazeGT]

Do youtube comments next.

[Youdabestone]

LOL this is hilarious. But for the "hipprocrics" tweet, it's actually the opposite. He tweeted the first one 3 hours ago and the 2nd one 2 hours ago, which meant he evidently corrected himself :P Just pointing it out!

[hezeighteen]

@Youdabestone lol I scrolled straight to the comments just to see if someone else picked it up.. lmao quick minds.

[janne5000]

"lewbuttons" is the bootleg version of louboutins lmao

[csbabygurlc]

came here from wshh you are toooooooooooooo funny!!!

[Mzspectacular926]

@csbabygurlc me tooo lmaooo

[sylviar718]

Dead @ lewbuttons lmao

[sobrightnotshady]

missouri loves company.... so misery= missuori

#ThatShitCray

[stasiazmama]

i only got ONE minute into watching this video and i had to stop real quick and tell somebody...this sh1t is super funny. okay continue...

[layiah13]

I hope that person realized there are only 12 months in the year. smh lol

[12gt13]

"R.I.P. Biggie...best rapper alive"  *DEAD*

[SuperColdshoulder]

you know what? you kinda look like Floyd Mayweather. lol

[kurdistanss]

Found u on worldstar:) lol ur hella funny

[kyle121410]

it took me a min to get wat was wrong with the "R.I.P. Biggie....best rapper ALIVE" tweet lol

[MsHellotiffy]

die of beaties? lmfao

[MrDevanteCPT]

Lmao, dumbasses need to go to school. Saw you on wshh alonzo! Keep it up bruh.

[chucktownkidd]

"U Can't Stand An English Book" LMAO!!!!!

[kayfal1]

dude, be original and come with ur own stuff.......I read this off luvvie's blog already......BE ORIGINAL!!!!!!

[bosseswearblack]

I don't understand what's so hard about reading the description bar... he clearly stated where he got this from. People please, READ!

[luxeentceo]

@bosseswearblack Yes!!! I thought I was the only person to feel this way. . . . READING IS FUNDAMENTAL PEOPLE! LOL

[WaddyCPGA]

I don't text, so I'm asking, 'where the F$%& is the spell-check app? ...for real. (lol)

[WaddyCPGA]

LMAO @ 2:07.......She spelled that 'ish, "feyonce" because it rhymed with Beyonce.(smdh)

"A mind is a terrible thing to waste" --?

[WaddyCPGA]

I don't care where the video has come from---it's funny as hell.

Keep 'em coming.

[iamthebirdfearme]

Hippercrics man.

That sounds like a frickin skin disease.

Or bed critters

[jasmine12291]

I wish everybody would stop saying he isn't giving her credit, he clearly has the link to her website in the description box.

[SplendiferouslySteph]

I'm mad this whole video was stolen off of Luvvie tho. At least credit HER work in he video.

[504KennyRemix]

@SplendiferouslySteph just read the description and he does

[AbHdancer2009]

Keep it coming!

[antoinepierre1994]

do more! im dying of laughter !!

[abizam]

that was funny ! what is ur twetter name ?alonzo? follow me all @BILIZAK i follow back

[lemonlimelukey]

Ahahahah damn, feyonce is ridiculous and i think I may have died of beeties

[MayRettaKing]

he really stole the ideas & the list of tweets?

[DeDiamantENT]

this some funny shit , lol .

[lucentbeam]

You are amazing.

[thickazz02]

Just seen you on WorldStarHiphop.. I had to come over and subscribe.. Your video made my day.

Many Blessing to you in this New Year !!! keep doing your best :)

[alonzolerone]

@thickazz02 OH WOW! they got me?! lol. aight. i REFUSE to read those comments. them comments be on that other ish. I AINT A FOOL

[wynter26]

@thickazz02 lol me too.

[13Gabbz]

die of beaties! LMAO

[supcutegirlx]

Leww buttons????

[supcutegirlx]

Aahahahhaha

[supcutegirlx]

Lmfao

[Adonisdawg]

..Had a bad day and watched your blog...U put me back in a good mood...Thanxx!..

[misstoyaj]

dumbesttweets [dot] com is her site. he's a thief!!!! go see for ya self! he stole all of this off of her website. what a loser!

[rashanTGOD]

are you gay?

[lawler316]

saw you on world star, too funny

[ryuhos]

13/13/13!!!!!! whats the big deal lol

[tiffanyrebirth]

This just made my morning.... Too Funny! 😜

[freshapproach100]

Lol you crazy boi

[kimmilynnful]

OMG, you thinking the Hoover song was the Kay song had me #DEAD!!!! hahhahaha!

[MsKharisma]

Im sorry I just watched this whole clip and I laughed it was funny but your smile is gorgeous lmao. let me re-read before you post this in your next video lmao.

[YeshuasWarrior311]

Die of beaties killed me

[MrRobj78t]

fucken herlaress, jk lol

[MrMsbabycakes]

Lol u sound like my ma with that someone always has it worst love you

[lizzybee0916]

Oh Jesus in a manger....this stuff cant be real

[02BlackStallion]

@lizzybee0916

It's very real, and some of those people actually have those tweets still up on their page,lmfao!!!

[Halkaniin]

lmao how you gon read a tweet from 2 hours ago, and then say "an hour later" when it clearly says 3 hours ago

[TrGreaves2090]

kiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii

[Stylisticent]

LMAO!!!

[Banaga2879]

every kiss begins with a k..yeah, so does klamidia ..oh god.. hahahaha

[alfredo614]

I just love what u do!!

[makinmoney4ways]

o shyt he said r.i.p bigge best rapper alive, tf that obama shyt just blew me..!!! 13 13 13 tf..!!!

[shiningdizzy]

Stolen from a blog post! Smh

[missjaz78]

Didn't all those tweets come from @luvvieig dumbest tweets blog? Just curious, seems familiar...

[alonzolerone]

@missjaz78 yuuup! isn't it ironic that people, that read her blog. don't take the time to READ the description bar of this video?! hmmmm.

[KeiConcepts]

@alonzolerone LOL there's always one! Funny video :)

[bhpn2006]

@alonzolerone Riiiiight. Just like you strategically placed that link to @luvvieig's site after she aired U out on her Twitter page, U sent an apology email, and caved in from being a thief. Give credit to your source...don't let the source encourage you to. Good luck.

[missjaz78]

@alonzolerone Sir, why the passive aggressive response to a simple inquiry? I in fact DID read the description yesterday and there was no link to her blog, but thanks for clearing that up. :) Keep doin what you're doin bruh...

[cdm7042408301024]

down right funny, couldn't stop laughing!! pt1 and pt2 back to back is a core workout thanks alonzo hahah!! GOOD STUFF

[envythislibra]

Omg..Fraternity Test. Where the hell are these people from? Lol

[KebbyTheProphet]

these people are stupid as shit

[grn100cash]

13/13/13

end of the world

[lovelygurl79]

Lmao!!!!!!

[bigchicken24]

i seet yous on wshh nman

[1mrslewis1]

This was too funny!



[missbtv93]

people can't be this stupid lol

[TheAngelface06]

this video was hilarious lol im just realizing that this video was posted on my birthday :)

[XxTeichyXx]

This is my 7th time i've watched this video xD

[QueenAjah2009]

This was too Funny!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Happy New Year Alonzo

[AKryptonProduction]

This is Hilarious

[Hidjdjdj]

"Nooooobodehhhhhh.....does it like YOUUUUUUUU!!!"

[BigFROBeauty]

Yesss...very nice ending! :)

[LovelyGlow01]

Obama and Biden...Osama Bin Laden, lol! i was cracking up when you started to sing, "I hope you didn't take that much time..." I hope he didn't take much time too, because if he

did --> SAD! Lol!

[lilbit800]

Don't laugh... People just can't spell now days.....

[lovinu2024]

hahahhahah spices

[BEzyKid]

Who are u following??? LMAO!!

[paperdoll217]

K for "Klamidia"...she's been watching too much Mean Girls.

[marissawho]

Omg you made my day this is too funny

[mischievous91]

@AlonzoLerone That Jacket is #thetruth! Where can u buy it?!

[willboywonder]

I thought Part 1 did me in. But Part 2 was over the top. lmao

[MsCoolkid16]

you have some extra letters in that whole Obama and Biden bit

[MsCoolkid16]

13/13/13??? 

[Procella51]

I wasnt having a good day.. then I saw these videos lmao the fact that you showed the names makes it so much better! i dont get on Twitter like that but i wld follow these people just for pure entertainment lol

[khemestri]

LMAO!!1



[chainz094]

The "Obama and Biden" one had laughing for a good bit. :)

[chrisb910n704]

so if we take a fraternity...kappa you are not the father....alpha you are not the father......sigma you are not the father....omega you are the father