Nah...There is nothing wrong with my life or my familly...but sadly you don't understand that humanity is better off with out you...and that your pathetic-not-funny comebacks...Alas this is whats wrong with humanity..Lots of people are blinded and think that their life is worth "living" if you want to call it that....Good thing my life is just soo awesome
sporks... tear.... As soon as I started watching and got the idea of what this was going to be, I started guessing what the manditory 'weepy, emotional' moment was going to be - Damn nice choice...
the lighting crew, the grips, the electricians, electricity, thomas edision, benjamin franklin, kites, clouds, lightning, zeus...sorry i forgot you before buddy...
lol dude you really have a lot of time, and so do i it seems for taking the time to watch this
Carina najveca. Jebem ti ameriku usranu isfoliranu u dupe. Kad vidis kao ko dobija i ne dobije oskare, a na kraju svega svako ima jebeni oskar, cemu onda poenta nagrade. Tardovi glupi. SAmo gde se vrti kinta, kao neka umetnost, u holivudu ima umetnosti ko u govnetu vitamina.
hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh !!!!
lamine333 1 week ago
Great idea! But cant you Americans ever be more subtle and precise than always go over the top?
RonAlmeida 2 months ago
He thanked me! He thanked me! And he doesn't even know me. But he forgot the caterers!!!
imagineers0 2 months ago
I like to thank the most incredible man in the world! Mr. Dos Equis...
buddydog1956 4 months ago
awesome,damn funny
shivaramsrikanth 4 months ago
When I got it at 2:56 I else started to say Thank you! thank you! thank you ! sevral times ; ]
wuioplikymnjbvnb 6 months ago
he didnt thank chuck norris
TrippedOUT2010 6 months ago
and ur balls
amazingashiq 6 months ago
@amazingashiq if yu have any :P
amazingashiq 6 months ago
he didn't thank the workmen that actually made the oscar.
SpocksBeard64 8 months ago 3
and giraffes, thankyou.
:'D
frankiedelly123 8 months ago 3
funnnnyyyyy!!!!! but giraffes???? rotfl
biologyfreak101 9 months ago
I'd like to thank Justin Beiber.
nholt 11 months ago 2
nice
rapprhyme 11 months ago
what you forget....... MOM AND DAD you selfish git!
mofiziul 11 months ago 6
@mofiziul 2:09 ;)
SirCooby 7 months ago
oh my god he's crying
lenhhoxunga 11 months ago 5
thaks youtube!
arunmandru 1 year ago
Comic genius. This is unbelievable it's so funny.
submadreamgun 1 year ago
haha you almost forgot ur girl friend ------> No "cake" tonight :))
ElleryPham 1 year ago
this is so gay...
kashvenali 1 year ago
THOMAS EDISON ! XD that got me off guard ! hahahahahahahaah
kourabies89 1 year ago
lollllll wtf....
BlueLabelWhiskey 1 year ago
HAHA FUNNY ASS !!! VIDEO
kukubird92 1 year ago
He forgot Vishnu.
griffin324 1 year ago 2
This is fucking retarded.
bingahgread 1 year ago 3
he didnt thank me
sord4 1 year ago
GIRAFFES!
fozziefan 1 year ago
DUDE U ARE LOSIN IT MAN :))))))))))
jerrymeguire 1 year ago
outstanding... this speech should be benchmarked, immortalized and shown at every oscar ceremony .... hilarious
Lucid757 1 year ago
Hilarious
Zathinean 1 year ago
lol i thought you were Tom Cruise before i clicked this video
MonsterSlayer14 1 year ago
hahahaha, fantastic...
atakan86u 1 year ago
Dude, you forgot MUHAMMAD! You will burn for sure.
nortuber 1 year ago 2
shiva roflmao, , LOL! film in general buhahahahahaha music stops, Benjaming Frankling wtf!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! and pen and paper :S
KADAMASOUL 1 year ago
where's Nikola Tesla, u twat!? :D
InfectedCAF 1 year ago
lol, awesome, very creative.
cantanteporsiempre 1 year ago
... and thanks.
xandalovatto 1 year ago
...Benjamin Franklin, kites, clouds, lighting, Zeus, sorry I forgot you before buddy...
michayl7 1 year ago
shit r u
mrgeorgia100 1 year ago
Psalms 83:18 says that God's name is Jehovah in the Old king James version. So therefore God and Jehovah are the same.
legos12321 1 year ago
@legos12321 no one cares
21bkp21 1 year ago
@21bkp21 Your Mom cares.
legos12321 1 year ago
@legos12321
That was the most pathetic come back I HAVE EVER heard...Looks like you need to consider suicide :D
spudnick3490 1 year ago
@spudnick3490 Looks like your mom needs to consider suicide.
legos12321 1 year ago
@legos12321
Nah...There is nothing wrong with my life or my familly...but sadly you don't understand that humanity is better off with out you...and that your pathetic-not-funny comebacks...Alas this is whats wrong with humanity..Lots of people are blinded and think that their life is worth "living" if you want to call it that....Good thing my life is just soo awesome
spudnick3490 1 year ago
@legos12321
Boo-fucking-hoo
spudnick3490 1 year ago
He's hilarious!!!
Nesh16041972 1 year ago
not funny
bigpapatube 1 year ago
French toast!!! xD hahahahaha
Paaoollaa14 1 year ago
sporks... tear.... As soon as I started watching and got the idea of what this was going to be, I started guessing what the manditory 'weepy, emotional' moment was going to be - Damn nice choice...
keyser257 1 year ago
all these people soud drunk. the reason for this is because they are litarally . they have drank from the crazy and fatness of the world .
MrJavierthe3rd 1 year ago
"Leafy Greens"! lmbo!!!!
wikydansa 1 year ago
hehe i am from Brazil in south america and this was hilarious ..
claudioagmfilho 1 year ago
the earth, the air, shoes, the dirt, my snot
heyitshannahbanana 1 year ago
Lol go clouds!
MoonLiteWolfPro 1 year ago
lol
OOZiTen 1 year ago
"zeus. sorry i forgot you before buddy." XD
Sarawkweird 1 year ago
Just because you didn't forget Shiva!!! ****
DawnLaurene 1 year ago
You might've gotten a minute more had you remembered the percussion/timpani players...
DawnLaurene 1 year ago
Kevin Bacon... Canadian bacon... QUEBEC. hahahahahahaaa.
chocolateapple 1 year ago 3
lol
OldMusicSoul 1 year ago
Did you forget to mention the caterers?!?
yankeeshogun 1 year ago 3
blablabla UUUNNHH blablabla UUUNNHHH blabla UUUNNHH blablabla UUNNHM blablabla UUUNNHHMM blabla UNNNHM . blabla UUNNHMM .. man stop humming damn
moimehdi 1 year ago
Lightning - Zeus.
I hope for your sake Thor doesn't see this.
Tapecutter59 2 years ago 55
where is this from?
iluvJHCL 2 years ago
that was funny!
kramnesnay 2 years ago 2
OOPS LET ME THANK MY COMPUTER MOUSE
thoostorm3 2 years ago 5
"the geese who give of their quills" LOL
pattixox 2 years ago 8
Well done. :->
GodfatherOfHouse 2 years ago
looooooool
pronkisass 2 years ago
dude get a JOB!!!!!
frankmiller626 2 years ago 5
lol, I actually thought it was funny!! :D
ElisaNataly 2 years ago 4
Lol, you forgot to thank You Tube :)
vee20 2 years ago 57
film in general lolz!
8thArmada 2 years ago
you're a big asshole
filingeni 2 years ago
the lighting crew, the grips, the electricians, electricity, thomas edision, benjamin franklin, kites, clouds, lightning, zeus...sorry i forgot you before buddy...
lol dude you really have a lot of time, and so do i it seems for taking the time to watch this
it was funny though :) AND giraffes!!!!!
gmhmilenio 2 years ago
LOL first part was horrible then it got good :)
Kunio Kato's speech was SOOOOOO FREAKING HILARIOUS AND SUCCINCT THOUGH xD MUST WATCH
YouVRay 2 years ago
you are a good performer....try more, you coud be make it possible.
JSVKK 2 years ago
Kevin Bacon, canadian bacon !
skumbino 2 years ago 2
you're welcome (i'm french XD)
tetohmu 2 years ago
this is hysterical!!!!!! Very Inspired!!! Pony Express and Electricity!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
wasteland70 2 years ago
Wak
VeryIritical 2 years ago
it can't get any dumber than this!
3azooz1980 2 years ago
good one;)
jachaaaa 2 years ago 2
ha ha ha :D:D:D
vivasvaneti 2 years ago
and GiraffeS ????????that' was damn funny lollllllllllllll
12matlow 2 years ago
great!
arthurmoore 2 years ago
Hillarious
B0zz3 2 years ago
"and giraffes thank you" LOL ^^
npc92 2 years ago 3
damn. lol
moyenmma 2 years ago
haha. it WAS the best oscar speech ever :))))
adelllerom 2 years ago
"Zeus, sorry I forgat you before buddy" LMAO
bosphorusbridge 2 years ago
he's like Donald Duck in one of his episodes. :)
CalypsoU2fan 2 years ago
Funny, truely funny.
randomcoming 2 years ago
spoons :')
mattgoodleyporn 2 years ago
haha that was funny!!
TyLeRbOuRdEaU 2 years ago
LOL
nurasava 2 years ago
ccorny
marijunhoney 2 years ago
LMAO!!!
BEST
SPEECH
EVER
this completely made my day.
AcesAndDiamonds 2 years ago
"my girlfriend jen and uh giraffes. thankyou"
rofl
erinjh46 2 years ago
HAHA...that was very funny...I gave it 5/5. Don't know why the video is rated so low.
ziryab92 2 years ago
its rated so low because its so obvious
carusoson 2 years ago 2
allah arbraka
tsaleh88 2 years ago
What about me??? He Flicking Forgot ME!!!!!!
futeball2033 2 years ago 4
LOL. Good one.
firelunamoon 2 years ago
LOL point taken!
beernpizzadude 2 years ago
jealousssss : )
DanFrederiksen 2 years ago
very fuking funny
iamvtn 2 years ago
I didn't think it was very funny but I smiled when the guy thanked the alphabet.
tartra 2 years ago
hahah Zeus??? hahaha
chiamaligna 2 years ago
just goas to show that everything works together .lol love it
wedefeet 2 years ago
The alphabet, Latin, heiroglyphics, cave paintings...
nodestudio 2 years ago 4
jajajajajajaj
q payasoooo
sombrasul 2 years ago
LMAO !!
xxN00Rxx 2 years ago
Totally hilarious!!!!
mekos 2 years ago
OH MY GOD!! This is AwesOme .. Haha
Seriously .. Best Speech ever!!
He Thanked all the Gods .. wow!
He Thanked everybody ..
US Postal Service Lol..!!
They were gonna cut him dOwn
and he asked for more time .. HAHAHA!!
GioGuerra07 2 years ago
u forgot chuck norris
k1000o85 2 years ago 3
he be gettin a roundhouse to the face soon
superultramegaman5 2 years ago
Second best ever.
Rachenviel 2 years ago
Oh my gosh, it was so meaningful! I can't believe I cried!
justgurLz 2 years ago
Forks, spoons, Sporks
magiclavalamp 2 years ago
Is this actually real?! This is really funny. xD
mommylove5000 2 years ago
Carina najveca. Jebem ti ameriku usranu isfoliranu u dupe. Kad vidis kao ko dobija i ne dobije oskare, a na kraju svega svako ima jebeni oskar, cemu onda poenta nagrade. Tardovi glupi. SAmo gde se vrti kinta, kao neka umetnost, u holivudu ima umetnosti ko u govnetu vitamina.
heavypeki 2 years ago
sta pusis ti brate...da se iskombinujemo ?
mlademamehocekurca 2 years ago
you forgot your boyfriend , and his purse
skateboardlego 2 years ago
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Koji kralj!!
crijevitis 2 years ago
No, fuck you. Not cool, not funny, get off youtube you immature twat.
(guitarbutt)
NuclearStrike101 2 years ago
hey forgot to thanks the toilet paper
akashbasmati 2 years ago 2
Beginning could be better but that was pretty good, until you thanked the French, JK.
QueenofAntarctica 2 years ago
haha pretty funny
mrbeatman000 2 years ago
lol i get it haha nice ;D;D
lobelito 2 years ago
Haha, the cavemens xD
amund52 2 years ago
hahah, it wont the best but, it was a pretty good replica
Laghmanistan 2 years ago
who is this dudeeeee
luvgymnastics54 2 years ago
is this for real
punxunitekaca 2 years ago
Bill Cosby
ThaPaperTrail 2 years ago
Was this like an SNL skit?
WhenYouveGoneGuru 2 years ago
"sporks" *sniff*
NuclearStrike101 2 years ago
"all who made this great film possible" LOL we'll you pretty much named everything that made filming possible & more rofl "the soil" lol
Uberboy07 2 years ago
u forgot osccar!
rustyjedimaster 2 years ago 2
kady7869 (2 weeks ago)
this looks fake
Blenkeirde 2 years ago
course its bloody fake u stupid mug....... Are you a retard??????? or just very very Stupid......
idleness25 2 years ago
Loli, someone actually thought I was being sincere.
Hm. Well, for the good of humanity I can only suggest you run along and have yourself an accident as soon as the next oppertunity presents itself. :D
Blenkeirde 2 years ago
funny
ibexy 2 years ago
are U drunk or tipsy??
CraztCat 2 years ago
he forgot our internet service provider
GSPflip94 2 years ago
it's funny but i rated u one star..
mihiro2 2 years ago
lol
jjaaee 2 years ago
wow how dumb are you? of course it's fake... but it's FUNNY =)
7aihung 3 years ago
this looks fake
kady7869 3 years ago
really? wow ur smart- no shit capitain Obvious
weertyface 2 years ago
LOL, kady7869
How old are you?
gustavmarkovic31 2 years ago
hahaha, so funny!!!
aoch4 3 years ago
very good
aceparable 3 years ago
not bad. potential to be a lot better
Shamq 3 years ago
not bad.
berryson 3 years ago
Nice!
JegelskerMaura 3 years ago
jehova.. buddha hahahha\!
marijunhoney 3 years ago
is it funny !!!!
peaceNEPAL1 3 years ago
And you are????
Azley779 3 years ago
who the fuck is this guy
TubeWaveMedia 3 years ago
Oh... is that a parodia ? God, no way man that's what all the winners do ! Very funny... !
"I didn't except to get it but I prepared a speech..."
Wilde332 3 years ago
first of all, FUCK QUEBEC!!! (take that as a joke, or as being serious. i kinda meant it both ways....stupib quebec...)
secondly, you for got to that receptionists.
but other than that, nice.
snap23212 3 years ago
Very funny!!!!
RMAICY 3 years ago
Dude, you forgot the BEST BOY!!!
Escul1960 3 years ago
Hahahahaha Kraft Mac&Cheese! Yeah... That's a good one.
juliabagaria 3 years ago
LOL
<333
snowflakett 3 years ago
funny
johnPiercey 3 years ago
This is so funny. All you need is a sense of humour to appreciate it.
pattixox 3 years ago 2
and giraffes, thank you
tayloreh 3 years ago
hahaha you are why i love youtube
BTCMAPS 3 years ago
this is the greatest thing ever.
suckerdwsp316 3 years ago
LOL this is not far off of real ones is it hahahaha
adsnay 3 years ago 2
u forgot to thank youtube dude!!
mani8313 3 years ago 3
lol @ leafy greens
xoxroyaltyxox 3 years ago
What the!!! Is he nuts or what? lol
joyfulthiek 3 years ago
LMFAO! hilarious!!!! thanx 4 the laffs!
sianadore 3 years ago 2
lol, ah, it was kinda funny
Grambo4 3 years ago 2
BOOB
calmeria008 3 years ago 2
he mentioned geese- thus goose... your welcome.
BatGoose 3 years ago 2
*Ahem* Why was I not mentioned?
JaniFace 3 years ago 4
why is the rating for this so low? I love it
PennyLane298 3 years ago 4
smoke signals lol
slovakmath 3 years ago
lol he thanks his parents and girlfriend near the end after all the random stuff xD
aamapola 3 years ago 2