@1WarriorofFreedom He was also willing to cut jade open with a machete when she swallowed the Rooster talisman, lmao really hard to believe he was going to do that
2:50-2:53 rotfl! ahahaha jackie is saying her face is so ugly and scary that he badly needed to tie her tentacle hair onto her face ... it was so funny lol
@KATTALNUVA3 I'm not sure if this is right, but I figured that flooding the fault with a large amount of water would cause a massive quake. The severity of the quake would cause the city to collapse on itself and fall into the water.
@1laffy2taffy Ah yeah, it doesn't really matter. Just felt like responding since "shui zai" is literally the term for flood (in mando, at least) so I felt I should clarify. It's great overall that they actually used real Chinese (and later Japanese) phrases in the episodes. *_*
@imafreakinninja12 Well, Bai had good reason to believe it would still be there. It's deep underwater, and humanity has never located it, so she thought it would be fully intact and ready for her return. (Which was what Uncle was worried about.)
I'm pretty sure the subways run close to the fault lines. Flooding in the subway would reach the faultline, which would cause a huge earthquake, that, if big enough, would cause California to break apart, and the coastline, which's where San Francisco is, to fall into the ocean. Very complicated, and I don't know if I got that completely right, al though I think that's how it would work. "shrugs" I think the villains tried something similar to this, in "A View to a Kill".
Morpha was actually the easiest boss in the game, the temple was annoying, but yeh water rules, but seriously Morpha is still til this day the only boss I havent even lost health on, even Morpheel was more of a challenge, I wish they made Zelda harder tbh, such a great game but too easy bosses, :( how I prefer the bad guys to win XD
i really like Valmont as a character.
BandanaMikey 6 days ago
You know, maybe if Tohru walked down the escalator, he could have used the spell in time
imafreakinninja12 2 weeks ago
Tohru's Japanese right? and he HATES fish???? what about sushi?
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Poor Jackie I will teach u swimming lessons...under one condition....u teach me martial arts 8D
TouFast91 1 month ago
4:58
valmont and Bai Tsa raise out of the water
damn they look pissed
Michaelmyersrulz 1 month ago 2
its funny how the escalators work underwater! XD
idodo32 1 month ago
uncle chan is so funny ahah
sakuramiyakawa 1 month ago
1:42 Lashwinsay,Yhunbug Whay whay Bay dee Zaw,...
Its a song!!!!!
omarsonic9 2 months ago 2
2:44 WATER HAMMER :D
blu8686 2 months ago
Whoa, I think Bai Tsa was by far the most badass demon of all!
LilacSreya 2 months ago 3
Chan is angry that Bai Za broke his record of beating the demons one per episode.
ZomIIXC 4 months ago
@ZomIIXC I really wish they had replaced some of the filler episodes with longer demon stories.
Horticultural1 3 months ago
@Horticultural1 100% agreed. I also wished they went more into the 8 immortals
imafreakinninja12 2 months ago
Bai'Tza: Lesh Wit Tzai, Lesh Wit Tzai
Tohru: Jui Mo Gwai Gwaai Faai Dei Zau
Gnorcteen1 4 months ago
Nice office Jackie
DoctorNivs 4 months ago
uncle says at the end picking up valmonts shoes "i can sell these" hahahah
SelfTaughtGymnast 4 months ago
Uncle took Valmont's shoes xD
JuNkMaN7453 4 months ago
AWW!! I WANT A BIG BROTHER LIKE TOHRU! ♥♥
MentirosaBonita 4 months ago
2:37 Vagina fisting?
worksa7 4 months ago
Uncle sees valmost's shoes "hmm i can sell these" LOL
dogsrule9908 5 months ago 23
2:00 I think that's the Kanji character for water
imafreakinninja12 5 months ago
"I have seen such symbols in Uncle's books" Oo, a circle. That very much narrows it down
imafreakinninja12 5 months ago
@2:42 She's copying Sandman :D
TheViper277 5 months ago
Bai Tsa....?
White Tea?
maybe106 5 months ago
Uncle: " I could sell these"
LOL!!
garrettseepersad 5 months ago
Valmont: I'm not sure who to route for
same thing I was thinking I wud of liked the demon to win
blkluster1986 5 months ago
trousing... not a dowsing!
Gnorcteen1 5 months ago
i hate fish!
Gnorcteen1 5 months ago
@1WarriorofFreedom He was also willing to cut jade open with a machete when she swallowed the Rooster talisman, lmao really hard to believe he was going to do that
oniXlyl 5 months ago
cool
Brightgalrs 5 months ago
lol
Valmont: very well...*takes off shoes*
uncle: Hmm I can sell these~
MrSonicblast 6 months ago 4
Uncle:Hmm i can sell these..
YummyPie532 6 months ago
super kick !!!!!!!!!
safewton 7 months ago
Lai Shui Zai = Come, flood!
CheesyGranola 7 months ago 2
@CheesyGranola Thank you for sharing Translation!
DrLachrymose 6 months ago
2:50-2:53 rotfl! ahahaha jackie is saying her face is so ugly and scary that he badly needed to tie her tentacle hair onto her face ... it was so funny lol
XKnightLightX 7 months ago
Lol I love how Bai Tsa chants and Tohru also chants xD!
Bai Tsa is the only demon who actually lasts much longer than the others.
NejixHinataFan 7 months ago
@NejixHinataFan yeah, because she is the strongest and smartest among the others
Nat2370 6 months ago
I still don't understand how flooding the vault will sink San Fran.
KATTALNUVA3 8 months ago
@KATTALNUVA3 I'm not sure if this is right, but I figured that flooding the fault with a large amount of water would cause a massive quake. The severity of the quake would cause the city to collapse on itself and fall into the water.
CheesyGranola 7 months ago
I don't get how uncle used the same spell for every single creature or situation they were in and they all worked and got the out of trouble!
oliveberry13 8 months ago
@oliveberry13 if it aint broke dont fix it lol
Game4play3 8 months ago
@Game4play3 haha good point
oliveberry13 8 months ago
@oliveberry13 only the incantations is the same, the ingredients to create the spell is always different
kcazzzzz 7 months ago
@kcazzzzz hmm that's true, good observation man :D
oliveberry13 7 months ago
The water demon is the smartest of all the demons she my favorite i guessing shes the eldest
frostnova62 9 months ago
@frostnova62 I think the eldest was Tso Lan.
jameygamer 2 months ago
I wonder why most Asians can't swim?
moonlightdragonrider 9 months ago
HAHA! I see everyone also found the 'I can sell these' hilarious XDD
Samant003 11 months ago 3
its cute how much toru loves jade
Plingdom 11 months ago 21
@Plingdom true, but you make it sound creepy.
Ch3k0v 3 months ago
@Plingdom oh i care about jade too :)
JaJasonLee 2 months ago
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Uncle the looter :3
TheLinkkikaapeli 11 months ago
Uncle the looter :3
TheLinkkikaapeli 11 months ago 4
水 is the chinese word for water i know because i am chinese
ilovepenguins987 1 year ago
@ilovepenguins987 水 is both japanese & chinese
Mizu & Shuǐ
TheLinkHelios 11 months ago
classic episode I remember
Sandiegopadres112 1 year ago
I LOVE Uncle! "I can sell these." Opportunistic and hilarious to boot.
Gam3Junkie7 1 year ago
Hmmm, Shendu and Bai Tsa... Dragon and Mermaid thingy... I'm sure those are two siblings that NEVER got along >_<
cdavyh 1 year ago
@cdavyh They are kinda the siblings that both love and hate each other.
jameygamer 11 months ago
LOL, i love how jackie secretly rubs the markings on the ground haha.
NoodleBoy26 1 year ago 6
Dual of the Chants
Dragonzzilla 1 year ago 5
6:10 lmao uncle stole valmont's shoes
" i can sell these"
staticmastar 1 year ago 5
6:10 lmao uncle stole valmont's shoes
" i can sell these
staticmastar 1 year ago
@staticmastar well wants a thumbs up??
i will thumbsup for you
justine568 1 year ago
you gotta love ol Jackie.
hot1ace 1 year ago
oh she's saying lai shui lai 来水来 come water come. i couldn't tell what she was saying xp
1laffy2taffy 1 year ago
I want to meet Jackie Chan and Chris Tucker. They are very good actors and good people. I want Rush Hour 4 to come.
Mominul786 1 year ago
2:18 I'm sorry but I love the look on Valmont's face as he watches from afar.
Karik1127 1 year ago
Wow, years after I first watched this episode I finally realize what she's been saying when she's drawing that.
Very literally "Come, floods." loll
Sephirona 1 year ago
@Sephirona it's actually come water come 来水来
1laffy2taffy 1 year ago
@1laffy2taffy Actually, she's saying "lai shui zai", not "lai shui lai", so it really is "come floods". :)
Sephirona 1 year ago
@1laffy2taffy Sorry for the spam. The characters should be "來水災"
Sephirona 1 year ago
@Sephirona
Err yeah, that's traditional chinese characters. I wrote simplified. It's nearly the same thing :D
1laffy2taffy 1 year ago
@1laffy2taffy Ah yeah, it doesn't really matter. Just felt like responding since "shui zai" is literally the term for flood (in mando, at least) so I felt I should clarify. It's great overall that they actually used real Chinese (and later Japanese) phrases in the episodes. *_*
Sephirona 1 year ago
hmm i can sell these
174Anime 1 year ago
bai sai is my favout of all the demons shes the main reason i would dream of being a mermaid
kiryuandgodzillagirl 1 year ago 2
Whatever Bai Tsa is painting, it's pretty. :)
DecepticonFanatic 1 year ago 10
how do the escalators work when they are under water?
Ytrohs9 1 year ago
dear jackie why not just take the stairs?
xhipi999 1 year ago
Valmont is so much more of a badass without Shendu
Fireworkatheart 1 year ago
0:99-1:00 LOL Ink angel!!! XD
Jade: "uncle we need another gourd! and while you're at it we need to break a water somoning spell!"
Uncle: "Aiya too many spells!" LOL
Valmont: "I'm not sure who to root for-doh!...go jackie!"
Jade: "Go Valmont!"
Valmont: "And ruin my Italian shoes?"
Jade: "and keep Shendu for a roomate?"
Valmont: "Allright!" LOL she has a good point! poor Valmont smacked out by an 11 year old girl! ouch!
Uncle: *picks up Valmont's shoes* "I can sell these!" LOL
Ryusora13 1 year ago 5
ayiaaa to meny spells ...dont forget my xsorsizme spell?
Luther574 1 year ago
Ha! Uncle at then end
*picks up Valmonts shoes* "I can sell these!"
I lol'd.
AliceElizabeth2 1 year ago 5
no wonder he hates fish i would too after being hit by it so many times. Poor big guy xD
LetsScreamx 1 year ago
Valmont holds the award for keeping Jade under control for the longest, however he does have motivation.
loppytaffy 1 year ago 7
4:53 Is that what they mean with the saying "I have bigger fish to fry?"
DukeDarkshadow 1 year ago
Uncle broke ur spell ^^
Lelouch22229 1 year ago 3
The chanting battle was HILARIOUS.
Leidern 1 year ago 6
Her tail is so cute and pretty
13Zog 1 year ago 2
hmmmm i can sell these
proasa123 1 year ago 8
3:39, the escalator is still running. lol
elvickRULES 1 year ago 3
"If Jade does not remain safe, I WILL turn you inside out."
Tohru, you are the MAN!!
TBrown17 2 years ago 50
"i wanna hold your hand!"
WHACK!
lol, they don't make badass chics like they used to hey?
thorncloud13 2 years ago 6
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Valmont taking his shoes off and kicking with his socked feet is quite interesting xD
Peakes00 2 years ago
aw thats too bad Jackie really dosnt swim huh? I think he can be a great swimmer i he wanted too.
TrevorAmovies 2 years ago
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I don't know about anyone else but I find torhu to be a pretty annoying, overblown character who gets too much time onscreen from season 2 onwards
Piccadillyo 2 years ago
I can sell these
liban104 2 years ago 9
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me bai tsa is smart and sexy i want to be her minon or her dauther
warkinss 2 years ago
water dragon is obviously the brains of the family
AAMittal 2 years ago 36
Why's that?
StellaMagic37 2 years ago 3
@AAMittal As much as I like her, she can be a little stupid. She has a kingdom underwater, and then wonders why it's ruined and destroyed
imafreakinninja12 5 months ago
@imafreakinninja12 Everyone has their senior moment
ajones363 5 months ago
@ajones363 Yes, and at least she lasted for more than one episode
imafreakinninja12 5 months ago
@imafreakinninja12 In which she had a second senior moment
ajones363 5 months ago
@imafreakinninja12 Well, Bai had good reason to believe it would still be there. It's deep underwater, and humanity has never located it, so she thought it would be fully intact and ready for her return. (Which was what Uncle was worried about.)
jameygamer 2 months ago
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Someone tell me I'm not the only one to find Bai Tsa oddly sexy?
LordSvzklx 2 years ago
You dare to betray me, Shendu?
Yes he does. I insist you remove him from me at once and give him a trouncing!
LOL!
Cando01 2 years ago 9
LOL @ the ending, the uncle grabs valmonts pare of shoes and goes like Im gonna sell these xDD LOL
GuruPonChan 2 years ago 9
bai tsa like 2nd terminator
Arsenick101 2 years ago 2
Jackie makin ink angels
Chaosical2 2 years ago 3
I dare anyone to name all the demon sorcerors
tranzillabot 2 years ago
Shendu - Fire
Po Kong - Mountain
Sho Fung - Wind
Chung Su - Thunder
So Lung - Moon
Dai Quay - Earth
Shi Hoo - Sky
Bai Tsa - Water
Linkforlife199 2 years ago
Actually, It is Xiao Fung, Tchangzu, Tso Lan, Dai Gui, and Hsi Wu.
StellaMagic37 2 years ago 3
she was a smart one...
treehuggerdude4 2 years ago 6
when they both chant it sounds like they are singing together
Zedbez 2 years ago 5
wouldnt she get electricuted when the water touched the rails
theemporour 2 years ago 4
Hm, Valmont looks sort of hot with soaked hair
Auron12786 2 years ago 2
wow Bai Tsa survived for an episode..... only demon who survived an episode...
jak5000 2 years ago 6
Besides Shendu, if being in Valmont's body counts.
19torento 2 years ago
does shendu count?
Latios1916 2 years ago
well actually Shendu survived for like most of season 1 so ya but if you meant the one that was released from a portal then ya, she survived longest
AnimeLover1001001 2 years ago 3
Valmont taking his shoes off and kicking with his socked feet is quite interesting xD
Peakes00 2 years ago 3
When I first saw this episode I thought that the Water lady had been sucked into the realm but apparently she escaped.
PinkPsychoRanger 2 years ago
i can sell these lol
time4bob 2 years ago 2
How does flooding the vault sink the city?
KATTALNUVA3 2 years ago 3
I'm pretty sure the subways run close to the fault lines. Flooding in the subway would reach the faultline, which would cause a huge earthquake, that, if big enough, would cause California to break apart, and the coastline, which's where San Francisco is, to fall into the ocean. Very complicated, and I don't know if I got that completely right, al though I think that's how it would work. "shrugs" I think the villains tried something similar to this, in "A View to a Kill".
19torento 2 years ago
@19torento I also believe that is exactly what happens in the NBC TV movie 10.5 and in the Roland Emmerich movie 2012.
jameygamer 1 year ago
2:51 hahahahaahaah ROTFL
XyloMan24 2 years ago
this is my favorite episode n my favorite part evr wen der both chantin da spell its catchy n funny
kiddshadow1 2 years ago
how can uncle sell...modern shoes?
LightPrincessNamine 2 years ago 3
Uncle is a pack rat he will sell any kind of shit!!!
a1465 2 years ago
Valmont was worried about ruining them, they must hold some type of value.
Karnezar 2 years ago 3
How can a thousands of year old demon make a Beatles' reference?
JohnnyBlazeGR 2 years ago
Because Bai Tsa is awesome that way!! XD
PiggyofMadness 2 years ago
ok I'll give you that xD
JohnnyBlazeGR 2 years ago
Touru is in side of her xD
Avengekiller 2 years ago
ending: uncle picks up shoes
-I could sell these! XDDD
ShadowTwain 2 years ago 18
Velmont makes a cool good guy
Cancerous404 2 years ago 6
Bai Tsa: you dare betray me Shendu?
Valmont: uh, yes he does, i demand you remove him from me at once and give him a trouncing!
sokkarockz 2 years ago 11
she is longest lasting demon next to sky demon..
thealliesarejews 2 years ago 10
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i might not be able to beat Jackie in fighting since i do karate however i can beat him in swimming boooooooo ya 0 for jackie 1 for me lol
Eagleman201 2 years ago
Gue Guai Fai Di Zao
Lai Shue Sai La Shue Sai
Gue Guai Fai Di Zao
Lai Shue Sai La Shue Sai
Gue Guai Fai Di Zao
Lai Shue Sai La Shue Sai
Gue Guai Fai Di Zao
Lai Shue Sai La Shue Sai
*Flood occurs*
AHHHH!!!!
RoyalDog214 2 years ago 7
1:41 the best song ever...lol
lai shue sai la shue sai hu mo gue guai fai di zao lai shue sai lai shue sai hu mo gue guai fai di zao...
lildaynga06 2 years ago 3
why are the escalators working in water
Krunchyyy 2 years ago 7
Because they're made in Germany.
You know the Germans always make good stuff.
carlwe0 2 years ago 2
i can sell theses lol
victor25cool 2 years ago 56
don't you hate prep time, its so sad.
pokerus56 2 years ago 3
Taruu should've started to walk down the esculator
jayqwe2 2 years ago 3
Lol. Uncle steals Valmont's shoes. "I can sell these." xD
HelloThisIsEmily 2 years ago 94
@HelloThisIsEmily cheap old man
SKpivot 1 year ago
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this is soooooooooooooooooo weird i've been there in rl o.0
aznsaga 2 years ago
oh i love this ep !!!
megaman12521 2 years ago 2
6:15 "i can sell these"
straight chinese XDhaha
hitTHEMbeats 2 years ago 13
tohru says the chi spell too slow
rolfch1p 2 years ago 5
Wait a minute! Wouldn't her slapping her tail at Jackie cause splatter and/or stray marks, and shooting water at him would wash some away?
Oh, right. Rule #1 of cartoons: if something defies physics, a wizard did it. ;P
MadamMahogany777 2 years ago
i see lol
pm06d 2 years ago
lol
12KingdomHearts12 2 years ago
proves once again that water is the hardest to beat. the water demon lasted more than one episode, and the water temples in zelda are always a bitch.
giomole 2 years ago 9
But the fire demon keeps coming back in all 5 seasons
MJPK13 2 years ago 2
Morpha was actually the easiest boss in the game, the temple was annoying, but yeh water rules, but seriously Morpha is still til this day the only boss I havent even lost health on, even Morpheel was more of a challenge, I wish they made Zelda harder tbh, such a great game but too easy bosses, :( how I prefer the bad guys to win XD
VoluptuousAlchemy 2 years ago
" uh uh uh! you stay right here with uncle valmont." lol like jade needs another uncle
waterfaeriexx 2 years ago 4
i like the part when valmont attacks the water deamon.
miralimustafa 2 years ago 12
he could be a better hero than jackie if he wasn't evil...
aquaxcamus 2 years ago
valmont is so awesome!
fuckmook22 2 years ago 11
uncil picks up shows i can sell theas
omagaphenix 2 years ago 6
Uncle selling Valmonts shoes ouch lol
masterjustin45 2 years ago 7
in the second part its funnie when jackie chan goes down the stairs and uncle cant say the spell clearly lol
mimikayuko 2 years ago 2
da shoes that uncle waz gonna sell were those valmonts???
:o
magiciangirl11 2 years ago
bai tsa is my favorite of the demons.
khfan90 2 years ago 3
Lol at the end. Uncle says "I can sell these."
KingdomOfPower 2 years ago 3
lol Uncle's two fingers
Kidkool2 2 years ago
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magiciangirl11 2 years ago
I wish they made an ep on how the demons were origionally evil :/
geek1O1 2 years ago
She is my favorite demon followed closely by the sky demon and a very far third is the moon demon.
4umbt 2 years ago
it was cool that there was a demon who was able to stay out of their portal for more than a couple of hours
antiphlox 2 years ago 7
Yeah it so was!
4umbt 2 years ago
Aww I remember watching this when i was younger, she was my fav demon too, the others looked like shit and well yeah water > all
MaestroEmbassy 2 years ago
Yeah, and Po Kong scared me like crazy...
Cranequill 2 years ago