Added: 3 years ago
From: faketattoo
Views: 3,110,275
Sort by time | Sort by thread (beta)

Link to this comment:

Share to:
see all

All Comments (1,465)

Sign In or Sign Up now to post a comment!
  • you'd let you tattoo him if you really wanted a tattoo and he was the only person you knew in prison to give em.

  • He seemed like a reasonable guy :) let him free :)

  • Like these guys care what they look like, half of 'em ain't getting out alive.

  • @IXIREDNECK13IXI lmao umm ok then you keep it up .. i dont agree withe your opinion but hey every one has one...

  • Manson's long lost brother! Family reunion story? HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

  • its such a shame when someone who can reverse engineer a walkman into a tattoo machine is in prison. Imagine how they could have benefitted the world had they not made the mistakes they did.

  • @Justo506 they didnt make mistakes....the government made up fake laws wrote them in a a book called the "penal code" and used it as a reason to toss extra bodies in prisons for free labor....aside from cold blooded killers, rapists, molesters, and general menacing career criminals ....MOST people in jail are harmless people who committed victimless crimes.

  • @LeeroyJimboBerkowitz i wasnt aware there was free labor in prison. ive heard it costs roughly $26 a day per prisoner to keep them locked up.

  • the only people who have tattoo's are gay's and sailors

  • 2:50 prison break sick

  • im going to go poop, when i come back this better be top comment.

  • @JEEEERED shut up faggot

  • I'll say it one more time, he's not got a lazy eye! He's been doing heroin. And I think Jeff Bridges is a fine actor as well as being a great tattoo artist! We need to jail more actors and see what hidden talents they posess!

  • Comment removed

  • Comment removed

  • Comment removed

  • you know... you know.

  • Why this bullshit about someone copying a top rated comment? Is this really what youtube has become.. More focus on the comments than the actual videos. Go fuck yourselves.

  • i wouldn't let him tattoo me with those crooked eyes..

  • @bigjayalltheway hahaha u made me crack up. i was scrolin looking at the coment while the video was still playin and i saw urs and emediatly went up to the vid and saw that guy with crosseyes

  • @bigjayalltheway He sees in 4D.

  • what a crack head

  • he look stoned to fuck

  • lol i bet some of these hardened prisoners got in initally for marijuanna possession. now they just get but fucked and come back into society gayer than ever before!

  • @spiceweasel3x6 do you realize that the top rated comment was made before yours and is exactly the same

  • @pwnedbyfishies no it isnt my had a gay joke in it, plz read better next time

  • @spiceweasel3x6 flaggged you copying someone else comment

  • @spiceweasel3x6 way to pretty much copy the same thing as the top comment, you should get "real original" tattooed on your forehead.

  • his nick name is crazy eyes

  • The prison tattoo artist would have wonky eyes hahaha.

  • This cunt looks like his high on something hahaha

  • Their tatoos make them look fucking evil wtf, full torso, sleeves, necks etc, look demonic and shit fuck that man wtf !?

  • Crafty motherfuckas is all I gotta say

  • $200 for full back piece shit i'm going there just for the tatt

  • GG ALLIN IS THAT YOU MOTHER FUCKER?

  • @SurgicalBombing fuck yea.. musta got caught throwin shit at the crowd and rapin ppl

  • @SurgicalBombing HA HA! he faked his death to become a Prison tattoo artist.

  • proud of what? their neighborhood? what has his hood done for humanity that he is so proud? it only produced a sack of shit like him.

  • 1:27 my homeboy.

  • the tatto artist looks little high ;)

  • I don't know.....

  • damn i dropped the soap...

  • booooooooooooooring

  • bet some of these hardened prisoners got in initially just for marijuana possession. now they'll come back to society worse than ever before!

  • @cyberwaffles So fucking true... so fucking true... >:(

  • @cyberwaffles JUST??? If you do illegal drugs you deserve to go to prison bud.

  • @wwwpwndcom marijuana should be the exception!

  • @wwwpwndcom your an idiot

  • @wwwpwndcom

    If I smoke Marijuana (a plant) I deserve to be locked up in prison? So, any law is a good law? any law? like when blacks weren't allowed to vote? - that was a good law? I mean it was illegal...so it was okay? Pot laws are already being turned around in many states and one day it will be 100% legal, as it should be. If you can go down to the bar and get wasted on whiskey, you should be able to smoke a joint and order a pizza.

  • @stickydog480 All the other nonsense you said aside, to answer your question: yes, you should go to prison for doing illegal drugs, including marijuana. I like that you pointed out its a plant by the way, pretty funny.

  • @cyberwaffles

    lol. marijuana possession charges don't make life long criminals. now, selling... that's different.

  • @stickydog480 possession charges have led many harmless people to years in prison, especially a while ago, and they turn around being worse off than they initially would be. the reason i didn't list sellers is because they're usually involved with a gang or do other illegal activities i don't condone. most serious drug dealers sell more than just pot, and they're known to be violent or use weapons.

    most users who get out of jail for possession may end end up selling drugs too.

  • @cyberwaffles

    "most users who get out of jail for possession may end end up selling drugs too."

    Where are you getting your information from? that's an odd statistic that I'd bet is false.

  • @stickydog480 you're right that i can't back that up with stats, but i have known a few buddies growing up where this has exactly happened to them. once they got out of jail, it was damn near impossible for them to find a job (especially in today's economy) and some of them simply went to other means for income. at least 3 of my ol' buddies are buying mexican marijuana on the border and in arizona. they said life has never been better, but i'm afraid they'll get caught soon.

  • @stickydog480 also, a little bit unrelated but i had another friend who got into big trouble with his new girlfriend trying to sell crack because he couldn't find any employers in his town to hire him (pretty small town) and he said he has a hard time passing the piss tests as it is. he went downhill pretty fast; his girlfriend's family hates him because they think its his fault that their dad is jail, etc etc.

    just legalize weed and get rid of the legal system around it.

  • @cyberwaffles dont do fukn drugs

  • @cyberwaffles your fuckin stupid.

  • Comment removed

  • @cyberwaffles actually no, i will respond to you. you are a fucking retard and we all know that no one is incarcerated for possession of cannabis you dumb fuck. maybe for meth or something that will HARM you. don't tell me people are in prison for harmless crimes because everyone in prison. as a matter of fact ive been to jail a few times and i know for a fucking fact that no one is in there for something harmless. so GO FUCK YOURSELF YOU DUMB MOTHERFUCKER.

  • Comment removed

  • @cyberwaffles or how about in kentucky where a second account of possession of marijuana (less than an oz) classifies as a felony and 5 year incarceration?

    go to legaljoint (.) net to see yourself

  • @rspots same here in wisconsin if i get a 2nd thc possession its a felony. there are people in prison for harmless things like slanging weed

  • @cyberwaffles marijuana? your a fuckin hick bro. i dont need your shit and you dont know what the fuck your talking about. its call cannabis you uneducated dumb fuck

  • @rspots once again, i'm not the dumbfuck around here. everything i have stated was from facts and personal stories with other people. you resorting to ad hominem attacks show you have no viable argument. the contemporary laws that i have provided actually demonizes people for possession much less than it used to be 20-40 years ago and there are plenty of people right now serving time for possession. provide some evidence or anecdotal evidence before trying to debate.

  • @cyberwaffles I know that dude has a lower I.Q. then the bag of crack his mom smoked on a day to day basis which led to the birth of such a feeble minded human being.

  • @MrFightthesystem clearly. i don't know what world he's in. i will admit that its more grandfathered marijuana laws that were more heavy into incarceration compared to now, but years ago it was extremely common (especially aimed at minorities) and today you still see it happening. me and 4 other friends got busted over possession ourselves. yes, sometimes the judge/police yawn and look over weed possession cases and simply fine them, but some enforce penalties and convictions!

  • @cyberwaffles not only that, i have stated to him current marijuana laws that puts you in jail/prison for possession on felony charges. not too long ago here in new orleans/slidell, a man got life in prison for weed. there is no reason for this. sorry that i'm talking so much, i'm just ranting.

  • @rspots youre a dumb fuck. get off the internet bitch

  • "Turn a blind eye to it." Sorry, but I lost it at that...

  • @n1ckj2m3s You've immediately slashed your options in life by about 95% doing the neck.

  • That nigga high as fuck on heroin. ahahahhahahahahahahhahaha

  • Some of this guys stuff is better than standard tattooists on the outside. kudos.

  • the face at 0:59

  • the face at 1:01

  • the face at 1:03

  • the face at 1:05

  • Would you guys shut the fuck up about his lazy eye? Seems like a nice enough guy and a decent tattoo artist.

  • I WAS 17 YEARS OLD WHEN I WENT INTO THE SYSTEM. I WASNT RELEASED FROM INSIDE THEM WALLS TO I WAS 22. I HAD NOT A DROP OF INK ON ME. WHEN MY RELEASE DATE CAME AND I GOT OUT. I HAD LOTS OF INK. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

  • @kimmie062368 NO.

  • dat shit cray

  • 1:27 SFV TATTOO.

  • 3:33 somethings that turn a brown eye to you for payment

  • When people get outta prison.. what do they really do after they get out?

  • Whats the opening hours? how much do you charge for AIDS.

  • Seems like a cool guy.

  • 1:55 Swastika tattoo?

  • @BustDays Yup... he's a socialist.. lol Probs right winged too

  • @BustDays aryan brother hood is heavy in prison

  • I don't enjoy anal sex, so I won't go there I think.

  • Comment removed

  • Prison tattoos are shit....all of them...

  • @TheL4dgamer say that to the guys face see what happens lol hard man trolling behind a screen good job

  • @rodgetaylorjnr I've been a Correctional Officer for 2 years. I see the shit every day. =]

  • @rodgetaylorjnr takin the piss outa a correctional officer... ur a hard man dooin than over u tube LOL

  • If i was in prison I'd get inked right up.

  • hes on heroin

  • @MCFCRuss he does look kinda nody hu? lmao

  • n December 24,2006 at 8 o'clock in the morning, a young 14 year old boy by the name of Scott Jackson was found dead.Doctors couldn't come up with the cause of his death.His mother checked his emails to see if she could figure out what happened.Turns out he was still signed into myspace.She found he had gone to sleep after he read and didn't repost a chain letter.if you don't repost this to 6 videos a girl with no face will kill you tonight.sorry don't wanna die =[

  • @lazoboy11 , interesting. anyway, lets leave the crap aside and come suck my dick fuckface. could you bring your ma too? thanks champ.

  • @lazoboy11

    his mother was down syndrome, like you.

  • @lazoboy11

    Why not?Using such old trololol deserves a certain death :p

  • Q: bla bla

    A: hom.. you know...

  • 1:54 nazi?

  • @SoMeOnE738 haha saw that too

  • If you join a gang with PECKER and WOOD in the name you're just asking for it!!!

  • I have a few questions:

    1. If you're a prison tattoo artist, do they leave you alone and not try to rape you, kill you, or extort stuff from you?

    2. What penalty do you get if you're caught tattooing another prisoner? Can you get time added to your sentence?

    3. Do the white gangs allow white tattoo artists to ink black prisoners?

  • it's fun, a lot of people in US get nazi tatoo but they never been to Germany...

  • @BuddyOrange a swastika is acctually a symbol of good luck. its been used by every race

  • @woodleyboyz this is not true, just see if is clockwise or not... the asian symbol of the sun is clockwise, the nazi swastika not. it's the same thing to have a christ cross upside down

  • @BuddyOrange no an Peter the apostle was crucified on an upside down cross, its not acctually a bad symbol. and swastikas have been used everywhere as a symbol of luck. its been used by hindus, buddists, and it was even been used in ancient india. it does not matter if it is reversed or rotated, it still means good luck. it is used as the same thing even by nazis. in jail, u dont have to be racist, ur just segregated. so do ur homework fuckhead

  • @woodleyboyz shut up bitch yankee come to europe and talk with people that fight against nazism

  • @BuddyOrange foo shut the fuck up. the swastika was used literally thousands of years before hitler. ur a fucking faggot and u dont know shit about history, so y dont u shut ur cock filled mouth. and whats this about yankee bitch?? america will rape ur peice of shit country, i dont care where ur from, i dont necissarily agree with everything in america but we can lay a fuckin smack down on foos. we fucking annilated hiroshima. there are still japs with nuclear poisening today. fuck you

  • @BuddyOrange your a dumb motherfucker you would be a fucking nazi if it wasnt for USA. ignorant piece of shit.

    talking shit to the usa when we saved all you "wankers"

  • @brandon9491 in the north of Italy we fought and won nazis by ourself.

    just study history... oh i am sorry, you can't because in the land of freedom education is not for all!

  • @BuddyOrange ok, well that in north of italy. what about when london was being pounded by artillery? just because you won one battle doesnt mean you could of won the war, dont talk shit without thinking ahead...

  • @brandon9491 England is not my country, and i am proud.

  • @BuddyOrange i am not your dad, and i am proud

  • @brandon9491 The US only got involved when Pearl Harbor was bombed. If that didn't happen they would've stayed out of the war.

    And the way that they beat Japan was just fucking brutal. For one, nobody needed to die in the bombings of Hiroshima and Nagasaki. Secondly, they only needed to show ONE atom bomb. Why destroy two cities, killing INNOCENT CIVILIANS? Detonate out in the ocean, that would've gotten the point across pretty damn fast.

  • @Ridiciliculous to make them surrender... and it really wouldnt of... we bombed one city and WAITED for them to surrender... no, ok well kill more of you... total war is total war no pussy shit included.

  • @brandon9491 They would've surrendered if the US had demonstrated. You wouldn't fuck with a guy who showed you a video of him kicking the shit out of someone.

  • @Ridiciliculous ok... if they dont surrender after we show them on there own city then they are not going to surrender in 5 days... its like him beat the shit out of you then you fight him again 5 minutes after. anyways we didnt even fuck with them and they bombed us. anyways the axis would of fucked yall up without us. yall were losing in the first place until we joined...

  • @brandon9491 Here's the sequence of events: Aug 6- Hiroshima. Aug 8, 9- USSR declares war and invades, US bombs Nagasaki. Aug 15- Emperor announces surrender.

    It was because of three factors: the bombs, the Soviets, and a failed coup d'etat. If the US had detonated over the ocean, the locals would have lived and they would have surrendered on their own.

  • i think the guy smoke some weed *-*

  • Ted Koppel seems so uneasy and disinterested in interviewing the inmates...he seems almost snobbish toward them. Thats not the kind of reporter you want to investigate this subject.

  • sure, pick the guy with the lazy eye to be your tat artist lol

  • Permanent derp.

  • Aidsssssssa

  • Hmmm....nothing like a crosseyed tattoo artist to give you confidence about your next piece....

  • @Mattymattk62767

    Nothing? You need to get out more

  • @Mattymattk62767 I was thinking the same thing. Haha.

  • @Mattymattk62767

    That's good. Noticed that too.

  • I like this

  • lol so fuckin high

  • @TizianoCrudeliNo1Fan

    he is been kissed by god! heroin does that to your eyes

  • Loser, tattoo that up ur ass

  • And yours sounded smart too -until you used the word "u".

  • I am smart. Whether or not I use idioms or slang it doesn't matter. Knowledge is what matters and imagination is more important than knowledge. Wisdom is key though. So, whatever.

  • Who would actually dislike this?

  • he cant even focus his eyes, hows he supposed to tattoo?

  • @jojothedog1234 That's not nice... Obviously he had the toilet bowl special.

  • Seems like a really intelligent guy in prison...

  • @SomethingAwesome19XX yeah agreed, he seems like a decent man

  • @fapanator For prison standards, he seems decent, trust me, for prison standards he is.

  • cool tats bro

  • You know "ummmm"

    yep, thats Jeff alright.

  • 1:29 for a minute I thought he had STFU on the back of his head, i've been on the internet too long.

  • I'm going to be a prison tattoo artist I don't have the $ to be a real one even tho I'm good at it

  • i want a tattoo by him

  • LOL@Krae75: "Gel tats"?! Wtf is a gel tat? You mean jail tats right? But, gel tattoos would be cool. If they could find a way to make the ink out of gel......they do have glow in the dark ink though.

  • russ9356: WTF is a "crim"?

    Your dear, old "mum" is small-minded & just plain wrong. I've seen doctors, nurses, old and young with tattoos who lead normal everyday lives. My lawyer (who underwent 7+yrs of education and who has an extensive law practice today) has a few tattoos. Tattoos no longer have that stigma attached to them as it's 2011, we're not living in the dark ages where women were burned at the stake for being intelligent, smart and out-spoken anymore either. Get with the times, dude.

  • @42069girl it all sounded smart... untill u ended it with dude

  • @Jonnyzz139&russ9356: If tattoos are reserved for those who make "bad" decisions, criminals & sailors then what do you call people who get tattoos to symbolize important things in their lives: When a child is born, when a loved one is lost, a triumph over cancer, or a piece of artwork they chose to get that has a personal meaning to them? How dare you judge people when your name JONNY is misspelled? seeing that Johnathan is a combination of the names JOHN & NATHAN? Sounds like someone's jealous.

  • Tattoos are tough stickers for people who lack substance.

    The mark of someone who makes bad decisions.

  • @jonnyzz139 You fail, I no people who have tattoos on there body's that haven't made bad decisions

  • my old mum say's tatts are for crims and sailors

  • @russ9356 your mum is right, times ago people thought tattoos are for criminals, sailors and soldiers, nowdays everyone is havin' a tattoo so.. thats false nowdays:)

  • me harder

  • i would let him give me a tattoo, he seems to know what he is talking about and very good at what he does

  • i would let him give me a tattoo, he seems to know what he is talking about and very good at what he does