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  • I feel like I've been Saved...IN THE FAAAACE!!!

  • I'm Christian , and a Shakespeare lover!!! THIS MOVIE IS AMAZING!!!!

  • He looks like Nicholas Cage from Con Air lol

  • please make it stop!!

  • You guys think this is funny?

  • @ninjazoner yes

  • hahahahahahahaha.....

    Man I can't stop singing this song and dancing to it. I hate that this movie failed because if people would take the sick out of they're asses and at least smoke one just to clear their head of "moral" jargen. We would be alright and alot happier plus we would stop judging crappy movies that are actually good and turning everything into politicly correctness.

  • shit man...i added joseph julian soria on facebook and he reported me! how mean to a fan nigga

  • I wish hamelt 2 had more musical numbers

  • hahahaha i went to school with the chubby mexican kid that shows on this movie!

  • if this was a musical, i would be the happiest person on the fkn planet!

  • At first I thought it was Steve Valentine, but now I see it's Steve Coogan. They could be brothers!

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  • It's not like they're saying that Jesus was a fake or fraud or something else like that. If people think this is bad, then it could be a lot worse. People who are feaking out about it just need to calm down. You're not going to hell for liking this song. I think it's a very creative way to show people Jesus.

  • @terrfomp92 Agreed, some people are just way too sensitive .

  • Glee should do this song LMFAO

  • oh this is so wrong but i love it xD

  • People who find this offensive and think people who find it hilarious are what is wrong with the world, now and in the past. If you simply don't care everything would be peaceful.

    And I'm pretty certain your God doesn't give a goddamn.

    But whatever, I don't care.

  • @mugen1philley At first I was thinking, mugen can't have it both ways, it's too easy to just smear both sides. But then, i got your point. Well put.

  • I'm prolly going to hell, but in the mean time Imma sing! :D *(humms)* "Rock me, rock me, rock me sexy Jesus. All night lo~ong..."

  • This is pure foolishness using the name of Jesus christ in this manner and way I pray that you heathens see the true light of Jesus Christ before it is to late!!

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  • @crankdatcripz You obviously are missing the message because you're too stuck inside an archaic system that is using a 2000 year old book written AFTER the fact for the pure reason of controlling the masses. The song is about kids taking a likeing to Jesus using modern vernacular and making it appealing instead of "the believe or die approach". It's fanatics like you who turn off people to the whole idea of Christianity in the first place. Learn to adapt or your religion will perish.

  • @InspectorBatman To live is christ so how can the die part be removed. His holy name is supposed to be lifted up on high. Christianity shall never die Jesus Came to Save Sinners not to put them in a spiral of confusing you 1 John 3:2

    Beloved, now we are children of God; and it has not yet been revealed what we shall be, but we know that when He is revealed, we shall be like Him, for we shall see Him as He is.not seeing him like this

  • @crankdatcripz Yeah man, we all want to be as sexy as Him. Praise Him. No, really... He rocks. He rocks me sexy...

  • @crankdatcripz the approach you use has ultimately caused me to want to comit suicide since I was a kid rather then follow him but i'll make you a deal if I ever want to end it all I'll VR you ok

  • @crankdatcripz I pray you learn how to use "too" in a sentence....before you fail English!

  • @crankdatcripz and you wonder why Christians have problems recruiting new members to the church. You want the religion to live on, you gotta get the times.

  • sinners...

  • KICKS SATAN'S ASS!

  • Coolest Song Ever....

  • jesus was a jew. that means that jews are related to jesus. which means that jews are related to god

  • Hamlet 2 was one of the most underrated movies of 2008.

  • No where in the Bible does it say that Jesus was not sexy.

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  • @JKJ1900 Not to sound like a Catholic but it does say he wasn't good looking

  • @brotherducker Where? I missed those verses.

  • @JKJ1900 "He had neither form nor comeliness, so that none would desire him." Actually it does say that. Honestly that had to be the case, he'd never get a word in edge wise if every woman were after him....

  • I want to party with you Jesus!!! This movie is a fucking masterpiece <3

  • Anyone else think Epiphany is crazy HOT!!??

  • @ruffrydin10 yea but not as hot as sexy Jesus!

  • While Jesus rocks with you the world still falling apart Jesus need a miracle bring unemployed people back to their jobs so the can give back to you but You Jesus are a Fornicator like anybody else its the misery of living on a liberal society

  • @IwannabeBetter

    Overthinking much?

  • o hell no..... that was awesome

  • its funny, has any of the people offended by this movie actually seen it? from the outside it seems wrong, but when you see the whole thing you begin to understand that his life is a resemblance of Hamlet's, and because his real father wronged him so bad, he was looking for a reason and a way to fit Jesus into a musical he was writing to keep Drama in the school. If you read the lyrics, its his OWN personal way f praising God. Not blaspheming.

  • fuk me sexy jesus !!!!!!!!!

  • I LOVE this song!! If songs like this were actually used in church to make people understand how amazing Jesus is instead of making them feel guilty for being "sinners," everyone would be converting to Christianity.

    PS: This song isn't blasphemous! If you think it is, you aren't getting the message!!

  • This is blasphemy! This is MADNESS!!

  • @SezMisery THIS IS SPARTA!!!

  • @SezMisery MADNESS!!? THIS IS SEXY JESUS!

  • @SezMisery If by MADNESS you mean crazy funny then you are right on.

  • ROCK ME SEXY JESUS!!

  • tdis a movie?

  • GOD, Steve Coogan is so sexy.

  • The film is good.

  • if this was Mohamed the studio would be in fire the next day

  • @TheChris2RC it was a warehouse not a studio.

  • we used to sing and dance this at the theater I worked at behind the snack stand in front of the customers

  • david from lake theater, this video reminded me of you and if you get this message let me know lol

  • ...You know, this should be used as a conversion tool. The whole world would be Christian.

  • @16242T

    Marry me?

  • You know this is what they will be singing in church all over the USA .................all those christian lemmings lol

  • Look. I really love the real Jesus. I am a minister.

    But I found the humor in this, and God really does have a sense of humor. Even the bible says He laughs.

    Most people think God is just sitting on the throne all stuck up. Not the case.

  • Thank you!

  • @silkaem god not real

  • @KingofMk98 U think so? Well you're entitled to your opinion and I guess there is some truth to that. He may not be real to you now, but I hope that He is made real in your life before it's too late. I love you. Take care.

  • @silkaem this is not the place to troll people about dudes in the sky... keep it in church, not on youtube mmkay thanks :)

    On the flip side, Steve Coogan is definately a sexy Jesus, i'd tap that

  • @silkaem Thank you for being open minded and appreciative to comedy. :)

  • i wanna party with u jesus!

  • lol

  • i think everyone should be entitled to their opinions... i mean really... im agnostic but i dont bash other religions.. the song was funny to me and it wasnt bashing any religion if you think about it...

  • dude my ipod turned onto that song....while i was in church!

  • It's a sign from god! Just kidding, but hey you never know.

  • just saw it in the movie soooo awesome kept tepeating it rock me rock me sexy jesus all noght long lol

  • *gets up on the stage and dances with jesus* OH AYAH!!!

  • Great parody of a fictional character LOL.

  • Hamlet was REAL!!!!!!

  • I was talking about jebus

  • Who the hell is that?

  • Jesus

  • You mean that guy my neighbors pay to mow their lawn?

  • a FICTIONAL character? are you the stupidest motherfucker ever to coem out of a woman's vagina, or are you a goddamn test tube baby? There is SCIENTIFIC proof of Jesus liing in the time that the Bible says he did. DUMBASS!!!!!

  • Where is this proof? Why don't you point it out to me if you're so smart.

  • WWJD

    :P

  • best song in da whole world!!!!!

  • Best song ever! :D

  • hes got a swimmers bod!!

    a funny well done movie!!!

  • where can i find a link to someone saved my life, the part that was done by the gay choir.

    they sang it pretty good, but i cant find the full song anywhere.

  • Best Christian rock song ever

  • I LOVE this song. lol. Great video!!!!

    People have too much time on their hands if they feel the need to bash this movie ;) plus that lady needs to seriously spend her time and effort on making herself a better christian. stupid self righteous hippocrites irritate me. plus why is it there is always some overwieght crazy christian lady bashing something? lol.

  • @truefallenangel I know right? She was incredibly narrow-minded. One of those adults who don't have humor.

  • The lady with the response video sucks, her words don't even rime. I really hope people as such will be in the different heaven then me. There is no worth punishment then being stuck with hypocritical, hating Christians. Jesus is the only way. Just for that I would spit in her face. Yes, I am Christian but I hate people who think their religion and their church to be above other religions and other churches. Rock me sexy Jesus!!!!!

  • yeah i cant get this out of my head....

  • OH GOD.

    This is going to be stuck in my head for the next year. Thanks, Youtube, for recomending it for me. XD

  • OMG IT'S ELIZABETH SHOE! Has anyone ever tell you you look like Elizabeth shoe!?

    yeah because I am

    OMG IT'S ELIZABETH SHOE LOL

  • i believe its spelled shu

  • Shue

  • "OH MY GOD IT'S JESUS!"

  • lol i freakin love this song

  • That sounds like a hella party trick.

  • a wat

    no i'm actually serious

    who the hell spells genius with a j only my stupid ass brother

  • "I totally get it, This song portrays that..Jesus kicks Satan's ass"

  • funniest movie i've seen in a while.

  • Do you really expect rational people to respect fictional characters?

  • I hold a deep respect for the Easter Bunny.

  • Look, if you are watching the movie, you are either A: Not a true christian or B ; you have a sense of humor, or C: a lttle bashing at your expense does not bug you. Besides, people make fun of allah in the news and such and I bet you don"t get offrnded by that.

  • why do christians who say they love jesus mock him and make fun.

    christianity is a joke to begin with which doesnt make sense.

    hahahaah fools

  • lol great movie and great song

  • I WANNA PARTY WITH YOU JESUS!!!!!xD,love this movie!!!lol

  • what does the h stand for in jesus h christ

  • While many explanations have been proposed, some serious and many humorous, the most widely accepted derivation is from the divine monogram of Christian symbolism. The symbol, derived from the first three letters of the Greek name of Jesus (Ιησούς), is transliterated IHS, IHC, JHS or JHC. Since the transliteration IHS gave rise to the backronym Iesus Hominum Salvator (Latin for "Jesus savior of men"), it is plausible that JHC similarly led to Jesus Hansel Christ. (Smith 1994, pp. 332-3)

  • Movie was Awsome, Lol. OH MY GOD IT'S Jesus nice who comes up with this stuff it's pure gold

    Rock me, rock me, rock me sexy Jesus JENIUS PURE JENIUS!!

  • Your an idiot, that's the only explanation.

  • sometimes i wonder why something like this should be funny and the best i can do to answer that is say that it deconstructs something that was built up in the past. I guess because of that i dont really find it funny. I prefer complete nonsense.

  • I love this song... sing it all the time.

  • "When my father find out what iv done, hes gonna crucify me" LMFAO

  • movie was great,good times

  • Okay, bud. Whatever YOU say....

  • way to be a narrow minded asshole.

    it has potential

  • "I wanna party with you jesus!"

  • Skylar Astin win!

  • LMFAO "OH MY GOD IT'S JESUS!" i died when i heard that XD

  • i probably should take this offensively...

    but its too damn fuNNY!!!

  • haha i know! you cant hate it!!!

  • i'd smoke a at blunt with Jesus, then he would turn all my water to wine and we'd get fucked up!!

  • I'd party with Jesus, would you?

  • this is my all time favorite movieeeee:)

  • ROCK ME ROCK ME ROCK ME SEXY JESUS the movie is one of the best movies in the world the song rock me sexy jesus is soooooo funny i love it

  • I wanna party with you Jesus! lol

    BEST MOVIE EVERRRRRRRR!!!

  • LOL!!!

    I love this song! I listen to it everyday on my ipod when I am doing my homework

  • rock ME sexy Jesus!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • I WANNA PARTY WITH YOU JESUS!

  • Priests made it in such a way to get maximum $ from people .Independents that dont attend church and dont donate are threatened with hell not murderers -get it?

  • I absolutely LOVED this part of the movie. It was a great payoff to an otherwise less than stellar movie. I didn't hate it it just could have been better. The play at the end and THIS musical number were bang on! Freaking hilarious!

  • Shit dude, why are we getting into all these arguments about religion? Sexy Jesus is that man and he kicks ass, can we just leave it at that?

  • Critics said the musical number was supposed to be as "bad" as "Springtime for Hitler", but it was actually pretty damn good. :-)

  • The two Broadway singers are basically the entire song, everyone else is just the background.

  • I would just like to say it is futile to quote scripture on YouTube. I mean, seriously, *facepalm*.

    Oh, and the movie was funny. Not the FUNNIEST things I have ever seen, but funny :)

  • Lead me not into temptation...I can find the way myself :)

    I love how they sensor the word shit in this. You know, that's the really offensive part of this whole thing, the word shit!

  • All night loooohooooooong

  • I love his movie I was watching it the other day rock me rock me rock me sexy jesus

  • fuck this is AMAZING!

  • 0:49 Hahahaha, I love that.

  • By far one of the worst movies I've seen in a long time, but the few good parts are the musical ones. HOLLA!!!

  • I wanna party with you jeezus....

    People! get off you patuckussess and start shakin' it

  • Heh, this movie is pretty funny,

  • all night long hahaha

  • The guy in the middle at 1:45 makes me feel gay. *drool* ¡Ai Papi qué rico!

  • this is so terrible and mean

    hahaha i love it so much!!!

    it is so great. my favorite is the beginning though

    im so jealous that i never thought of this lmfao<3

    the best. wow im such a good catholic now i now y god hates me !!!

  • Comedy reached the next peak, after The Big Lebowski and Wedding Crashers.

  • This song is awesome. I'm a baptist and even I couldn't help singing along.

  • Sorry that comment was too TeamxHeadshot who is a dick head.

  • its not just Jesus

    ITS SEXY JESUS!

  • AMAZING

    I WANNA PARTY WITH YOU JESUS

  • this song is heavenly.

    HAHAH.

    i like the beginning, OMG ITS JESUS!

  • I swear this movie has to have been made solely for the purpose of pissing off harcore Christians...

    And thats why I think it wins :P

  • Agreed.

    and don't forget about Hamlet lovers as well.

  • And Jews, Latinos, Shakespear buffs, and just about everyone else in the world.

    And hell yes, it does win. :D

  • this is great!

  • this movie was soo bad, that it was actully good. haha

  • OMIGOD ITS JESUS! at the beginning is the best!

  • this song rocks at least the beginning do the sh*t we should,not smoke weed well not at least as much

  • OH & I think Melonie Davis rocks it too. =]

  • How about a comment actually about the video?

    Can I just say how much Phoebe Strole & Skylar Astin ROCK this? They totally make this number--their broadway backgrounds totally show. =] And their vocals in this song are amazing--Phoebe on melody the whole time, and her features--Skylar in his KILLER solo at the end.

  • learn how to spell. when that little red line is under the word u just spelled, that means it is spelled wrong. it's terrible not terrable

  • i love sexii jesus!!

    "when my father finds out what i've been up to hes going to crucify me" and "i feel like i've been raped...in the face!" two of the greatest lines form the movie!!

  • Me too, they didn't have logic in the movie but that's what gave the movie the problems and antagonist. They forgot that they're are other religions that want to see the play that don't care about jesus.

  • This song is now stuck in my head! Just watched this movie..Fantastic, hilarious movie!