GTA: Vice City - Publicity Tour (Love Fist 3)

[vxphsycoxv]

Soap Mctavish was in love fist ???

[829329]

that t shirt is what i wear too

[spoonmansloth]

The leader of the band is soap in mw3 if you didn't know

[Tobidecai]

Always rainning in this mission. Rockstar guys are the best.

ROCKSTAR!!!

ROCKSTAR!!!

ROCKSTAR!!!

[vintagekid1985]

how overly exaggerated aulstralian!

[mazrimtaim10]

I was so tempted to ditch these guys. I did a few times and took the mission fail. So damn satisfying...

[CommentaryChick]

It's so hard to focus when you're laughing...Lovefist is so funny...

"Willy, say something."

"I'm going to play bass in HELL" lol

[Serbitus]

cant find any more missions please help!

[T3HM3T4L]

@Serbitus You have to own a few properties and do some of those missions, check GameFaqs, you can find walkthroughs there.

[MiDwAyY404]

"its all about the shoes" xD

[Greyfox404]

YOU TRY AND SLOW DOWN!!?!?!?!??!

honestly they all should have jumped out the limo before setting foot on the gas.

[amirrox]

how do you get 150 health and 150 armor? Im just as far as this

[paulmackiephotograph]

On a Nastalga trip and came across this, I forgot I sang this track, Awsome

For anyone interested I now sing for Pallas and we have just released our heavy prog album called XXV. You can Join our face book page and our website for further information. Cheers for all your great comments over the years. Paul

[eHanHz]

I love this mission. Kinda hilarious. The mission reminds me of any of John Kramer's test in Saw movie. lol

[Liann35]

you can also follow another route,

cross the first bridge you come pick a straight road where you only need as few bends, so you get it, I met him just as well bye.!

[MrBrenolisboa]

Hey, the Willy's accent, where it is from?

[clintonearlwalker]

This is the first time I ever got to see what the people in the car were saying. When I did this mission I had to concentrate on driving so the car didn't 'splode.

[BEATBOXBOY200]

look at this it is 'speed' all over again

[alphastar19]

Pop Quiz hotshot: There is a bomb in your limosinue, and if you try to slow down, it blows up, what do you do!

Jack: I'll like to know what limo it is.

Palin: "You think I'll give you that"

Jack: Yes

Palin: Very good, but there are rules, nobody is allowed to leave the limo. If anyone tries to leave the limo, I will blow it. Now, the limo at the corner of Ocean and Main

Jack hangs up

Mission begins.

[magmablood2]

I think this is the most hilarious mission in the game. XD

[bludluva]

fuckin' jesus, it's wired to blow!!!

[thereallyamazingone]

haha this is the mission from vice city i remembered the best :P

[Torreslegend]

apparently Kevin Mckidd from HBO's epic Rome does the voiceover of Love fist

[thiefswiller]

this mission reminds me of the movie "Speed"

[operator9001]

type BOOOOOORING two times and it will be very easy to complete the mission

dont think it will slow down the whole game but it slows only the car's speed

the speed of the bomb defusion remains the same try it it will be very easy just try ^_^ hope this will help

[danigold1]

such a hard mission... :-\

MY FAVOURITE!!!

for anyone who needs tips, just keep htat metre in hte middle, not to fast, not to slow, also, try and find the longest way with the least turns, i hope it helps to anyone ^^

[j0hnnyTwoTimes]

i did that too many times. hey how do u get the cool suit?

[majorunderscore]

That suit, the "Mr. Vercetti" suit, becomes available once you have completed the private dance show that's offered at the Pole Position Club.

[j0hnnyTwoTimes]

cool thanks! i just need to find that "collar and cuffs store" do u know where it is?

[majorunderscore]

That place is located about one block north of the entrance to the Pole Position Club. Just follow the road north and keep your eyes open.

[obadesity]

what comes after the mission conditions missionary? what should I do? I do not have nothing to go ahead

[chainsawman095]

Jesus, I LMAO.

[Brady2k10]

i was dying with laughter when he goes along with your big hairy arses hahaha

[lolspud]

Love Fist are so epic.

[SquirrelyLilBugger]

We're all gonnae die.....I'm gonnae get pished!

[zlatan215]

Love Fist are funny,

there isn't a glin one!

LOVE FIST!LOVE FIST!LOVE FIST!

[billyb4223]

love hitting the bikes...

[nose766]

in the mission love fist should drive and tommy desactivate the bomb

[EchoBoomer1987]

One of them sounds like Scrooge McDuck XD

[narutodemon04]

Good Job amigo.

[o0SweetSoulBrother0o]

Epic : Taht's not Vodka, That's boomshine ! AAAAAAAAAAAAARGH ! It's wired to blooow ! AAAAAAAAAAAAARGH !

[mazrimtaim10]

@o0SweetSoulBrother0o

They always said the drink would kill me!

[submarinas1]

Im in publicity tour and i dont know what to do anymore... there are no missions anymore

[Qinetix1]

wait for a phone calL?

[234jari234]

he the vodka bottle's got wires coming out of it!

Thats no vodka that's BOOMSHINE 1 sec. later

WAAAAAAAARRGGHHHH ITS WIRED TO BLOW!  WAAAAAAAARRGGHHHH

[vschnelljr]

"Which Wire Tommy?"

"The Green one..."

"There isn't a green one!!!!"

[DominicSubkey]

Nothing like listening to a drunk, Scottish band trying to defuse a bomb in a speeding limo.

[4m2r2n]

hey how come your health and armour is 150

[majorunderscore]

You get 150 armor by completing the Vigilante mission and 150 health by completing the Pizza Boy mission.

[4m2r2n]

thanks

[MeTaLdUdE02]

in my opinion,this is the best mission.

[alexthegreat115]

I think im stuck no mission appears after Cop Land. I got a phone call after the mission from Lance Vance, but nothing after that.

[majorunderscore]

Lots of people get stuck the same way.

Getting to the last two missions in the main storyline is a bit complicated. You'll have to complete the following:

* the mission "Cop Land" (given at the Vercetti mansion),

* the two missions at the Printing Works asset, and

* complete at least five more assets.

When you've done that you'll get a phone call telling you to go to the Printing Works. Check out my website for more info on asset missions and such.

[majorunderscore]

So basically, start buying businesses/assets and complete the missions associated with each business to make progress.

[streetster96]

does your web site have where all of the businesses are located at becuz i have the taxi place, the ice cream place, vercetti estates, and the print shop. where can i find the pizza place

[majorunderscore]

I don't think there is any "pizza place" that you can buy. There is a Pizzaboy mission, but you don't need that to complete the main storyline.

The assets you're missing are:

* The Boatyard (located at the south end of the western island)

* The Pole Position Club (this is where you took Mercedes during the first mission in the game)

* The Malibu Club (where Kent Paul used to hang out)

* Sunshine Autos (between Vice Port, the airport and Little Havana)

* The Film Studios (on northern island)

[PriestOfFilm]

" If we're all goin' ta die - I'm going ta get pessed!"

ROFL incarnate

[MDX1510MDX]

One of the best missions in GTA VC

[Paperbagman555]

Um......... I'm really confused :( I completed this mission along with the cuban and haitian missions and the phone booth ones with the bikers and I just bought the pole position club got an asset from watching a stripper for 5 mins and now for some reason there's no more missions left :(

Help me pleeeease.

[majorunderscore]

Yeah, lots of players are having the same problem. Here is what to do:

Getting to the last two missions in the main storyline is a bit complicated. You'll have to complete the following:

* the mission "Cop Land" (given at the Vercetti mansion),

* the two missions at the Printing Works asset, and

* complete at least five more assets.

When you've done that you'll get a phone call telling you to go to the Printing Works. Check out my website for more info on asset missions and such.

[Paperbagman555]

Yeah, I already did that mission Cop land. But I've only got the vercetti and Strip club asset and where is this printing works? Anything would help and how much does it cost?

[majorunderscore]

The Printing Works is located somewhere between Little Havana and Little Haiti. It's a huge yellow/orange building with the buy asset icon on the east side of the building. It's kinda close to a hospital if I remember correctly. I don't remember exactly how much it costs, maybe in the $50,000-$80,000 range.

[Paperbagman555]

Oh man thanks a billion I've finished 3,4 and San Andreas and they weren't as cryptic as this one. But this game has been actually really fun, hopefully I can finish it because it costs 70,000 :P But yeah I've asked everyone and they just say you have a screwed up game but yeah, thanks man or woman doesn't matter, lol.

[majorunderscore]

I agree that getting to the last couple of main storyline missions isn't as obvious in this game as compared to the other GTA games. Lots of people (probably at least one person a week) ask me how to get to the last missions, so you're by no means alone in being somewhat confused about it. Also there are lots of people online spreading false information about what is needed and that doesn't help.

[OBrin123]

speaking about missions....remember that dude on the phone who used to give you missions all the time?

who is this guy anyway and what happened to him? i guess that i missed a few missions with him...cause it's like...he came out of nowhere and in the same way he disappeared...

[majorunderscore]

You mean Mr. Black, the mysterious pay phone voice guy? Each of his missions appear after you've completed certain missions in the game. I think there's a total of five missions that he'll give you. He's actually one of my favorite characters in Vice City eventhough he's just a voice. :-) As I understand it he was the employer of the guys who attacked Tommy during the drug deal in the intro cutscene.

[OBrin123]

so many mysteries unsolved....it's kind of annoying of you ask me...

still....vice city is kicking asses...

oh and 1 more thing...if you played vice city...then perhaps you've played vice city stories too....do you know where can i find the oceanic car? (if i'm right with the name...) you know...that latino car from san andreas that those mexicans use...

or maybe you can just do a guide of the car list of vice city stories and where to get them

[majorunderscore]

I have actually not played Vice City Stories (or Liberty City Stories for that matter) since that game wasn't released in a PC version.

[augustomyerss15]

this mission is too hard!

only watching here i will can pass!

ah, you cold learn me how pass the mission A

the mission of helicopter

[ChocolateTheif]

loved that mission. but i had a lot of trouble with it

[xxthatswatshesaidxx]

what is that outfit u are wearing and where do i get it??

[majorunderscore]

That's the "Mr. Vercetti" suit. It becomes available once you've bought the Pole Position Club asset.

[xxthatswatshesaidxx]

i unlocked the suit, where do i get it?

[majorunderscore]

The "Mr. Vercetti" suit appears about one block or so along the street north of the Pole Position Club,

[xxthatswatshesaidxx]

thanx!

[songlessnightingale]

hey man nice job keeping love fist alive

i used to die all the time at this level because i drove too fast

[majorunderscore]

I know what you mean about driving too fast. I did that too when I first played this mission, but then I realised that you only have to drive fast enough to keep the bomb from going off.

[Onhult]

How could you get 150 in life?? i know how i get 150 in armor but not in life!

[majorunderscore]

You get 150 health from completing enough levels of the Pizzaboy mission.

[naiiqiielectro]

guide

che nunpude pass this mission grace man bye

[luvtysonaar]

Lol Love Fist are so funny. "They always said the drink would kill me."

[edurafa69]

i love this game

[majorunderscore]

Me too. Rockstar really did a great job with all the details in this game.

[ccj55don]

man u have the Umberto Robina/Cubans missions

on your wbsite because i'm still in the third one and i always get killed.

by the way awesome videos specialy the

100 hidden packages 5/5 stars

[erik555552]

thnxs

[tRexetePolyAelloules]

i have gta vice city for pc.,but now i have windows vista..can i install it???

[majorunderscore]

I think so. Why not just try it?

[Nyrufa]

What exactly was stopping them from just hurling the damn thing out the window!? I've failed his mission so many times and I still can't beat it!

[majorunderscore]

I think that the bomb was actually supposed to be wired onto the car itself since it could detect the speed of the vehicle. Because of this there could be wires and stuff that they'd have to cut to get it out which could cause the bomb to explode.

Make sure you drive the same way that is shown in the video. Also don't drive too fast: you only need to keep the limo above a certain speed, so cruise along just above that speed limit until the mission is over.

[NBA2kLegend]

I LOVE THIS MISSION!!!!

I failed it so much i knew all the words.

lol

[aristides1002]

attention!!!!! find a way to pass the mission.... do this cheat before or whne on the car BOOOOOORING thats for pc u will drive on slow-mo but the scottish will talk normal so while u are steel a block ahead the record center they say BOOMshine!!! to take the trick out finish misiion or die....

[aristides1002]

wat u need to dop

[melloweeze]

boomshine? phill cassidy!

[KevServo]

Those drugged-out scottish bisexuals are such a pain in the ass. It's hilarious. Love that mission.

Still I found it kind of funny that even after you become a huge drug lord in Vice City, you've still got to do all your own dirty work.

[m05c0]

Nice driving... I found it's easier to complete this mission if you drive down the vrock road to prawn island and then head to the beach. Only a few curves that way and plenty of accelerator on sand, that way you can enjoy a bit more the stupid dialoge **VC rocks! XD

[majorunderscore]

"I've seen braver queens"? Doesn't sound quite right though.

[Gangstamiic]

its cause hes from scotland hehe funny

[thenigotoffthebus]

Its actually "quines". Its a Doric word for girls. Doric is a very specific colloquial dialect used in Aberdeen & surrounding area in Scotland. I'm from Aberdeen & it's such specific dialect that even other Scots don't know what most of the Doric words mean. I remember just about falling off my chair when I first heard this guy talking in broad Aberdonian accent in a GTA game. Seemed so out of place but so funny, especially to an Aberdonian.

[majorunderscore]

thenigotoffthebus, thanks for letting us know. It's much appreciated. :-)

[Lottech96]

LOL Tommy: "THE GREEN ONE!" one of my favorite missions!

[sprinklez113]

God the band members have a funk accent. Don't you agree??? This is my favorite game 'cuz of the music, Vrock. Aye clever!!!

[HairMetalxxx]

if we all die im going to get pissed!lol

[Cheekylilmonkeylolol]

Thats some good driving, everytime i drive around THAT fast i always crash lol.

[Worstnightmare1990]

LOL the guy speaking in the tape sounds like turboman (arnold swarchenneger)

[Crevlthe]

man i loved this mission. i like the way they speak in this mission

[majorunderscore]

Yeah, this is one of the more humorous mission in the game because of the dialogue. :-)