Giant Octopus Attacks Diver

[cwfunnies]

If that's the worlds biggest octapuss, then they havent seen pirates of the carribean :)

[coughin05]

Did you know...

The proper English plural for octopus is actually octopuses? It's a common misconception that it's more proper to say 'octopi,' when in fact that's a Latin suffix attached to the end of a Greek word--that is, octopus. Since the word octopus is Greek, the correct plural ending should be the Greek 'octopodes.' The problem with both octopi and octopodes is that when we incorporate a new word into the English language, we standardize it in English.

Which means octopuses is correct.

[italianbower]

oh yes, that octopussy just kept cumming and cumming!

[BallerandRunner]

I keep thinking the announcer says PACIFIC PUSSY at 2:33, lol

[hellboy221345]

Octopi r kinda creepy

[MrChops2208]

Holy fuck!!!!!

[medicalhockey]

Interview for becoming an american nature show narrator.

"are you a douchebag?"

"yes"

"you're hired"

[jancuk9]

the octopus fall in love with the diver

[sittierohanapundogar]

octoPUSS!

[bronstain27]

Damn nature you scary!

[myf0lk]

Doug: GAH HELP! ITS GONNA EAT ME!!!

Danny: Hang on this is a good shot *shoves camera in Doug's face*

[ungredda4]

i wanna put that on my vagina....just saying 

[92studley92]

i cant believe neither of them had a diving knife... 80 feet below the surface, that's just careless, whilst primarily used to free yourself from tangled nets etc. it could have been really fucking handy in a situation like this.

[bedbugg1]

'a normally shy animal that lives in underwater cracks and crevasses and only comes out for food or mating' sounds like me!

[andmuchmuchmore]

Pff. Total beat up. Camera man didn't step in as he was part of the charade.

[sarahEllen182]

Cartoons and cute songs make octopi sound adorable! But this thing is scary as F!!!

[Rofocowboy84]

Um.....did neither of them have a dive knife?

[NewEraBoy11]

"Lucky, INDEEEEEED!"

[NewEraBoy11]

I would've been shitting myself! I'd laugh if Steve Irwin's ghost came and saved the day!

[KillingJoke1987]

scheiss werbung, daumen runter!!!!!

[requiemforadream15]

It just kept coming and coming and coming. This was a sexual attack, Octorape.

[12jamesc]

THIS IS SCARY AS SHIT!! I AM GOING DIVING IN THREE DAYS AND I AM NOW PARANOID OF FREAKING OCTUPI!!!!

[warriorspath95]

This looks like a job for SUSHI MAN!

[Supermagos9]

I would eat the octopus for lunch

[atheos93]

Happened to my dad when he was diving outside the Northern Coast of Australia, he cut off its tentacles with a knife and then proceeded to stab it continuously between its eyes.

[Funfshion]

@atheos93 ewww

[Nickcoz0]

the awkward moment when you read all the failed awkward comments

[lajenkins711]

i wonder if the octubus thought the diver was food.......or a mate hahaha, awwwwkward

[DanceLukeDancee]

"It just kept cuming, and cuming, and cuming..." xO

[takeontherocks]

OCTOPUSSY SUCKER

[CJallDayy]

i just would've went to the surface with the octopus

and if it doesnt let go.......thats his ass!

[OpticxNick]

i'd be fucken scared o.o



[MyTilted]

aint there bigger? :( i want a 3000 pound one that eats fucking whales

[HellMaster548]

I have nightmares that are more tame then that shit.

[2011legodesigner]

cool

[emelia1996]

Disgusting creatures !

[VipericVampire]

@emelia1996 What the fuck did you just say?

[TheN0username]

The camera man could have dropped the camera and potentially saved his buddy's life, but instead he kept right on shooting. And for that we thank you!

[Depthcharger04]

the octopus watch too much alien movies

[juxmook]

I've seen enough Hentai to know where this is going...

[UltimateCeroBlast]

OMFG guys, every friggin time i watch the Comments i always read something about Chuck Norris,...Chuck Norris is a PUSSY and SUCKS DICK, Period !

[Shane30794]

Damn nature, you scary

[rhcp212]

This is why i always dive with Chuck Norris.

[Kothlim]

Thats why you always carry a knife.

[dsysk]

staged... I've done this for fun

[alexusreeves]

so he comeez out for food and mating -________- i only come out for food :D welll thank u camera man for sitting there.................... hes sucha goooood camera man

[EricSchwin22]

Cameraman::Hey you okay man? Haha...he really suckered you and I was filming the whole thing dude.

FALCO PAWWWWNCH!!!! What the fuck man?

[bubmaterial]

interesting story but the video ruined it.

[niterainbow47]

He only wanted to fuck.

[niterainbow47]

I've always wanted to fight an octopus

[LaughingMan86U]

I've seen enough hentai to see where this is going

0:19 "It's just kept coming, and coming, and coming"

[VipericVampire]

@LaughingMan86U Stop repeating sentences from other YT users, faggot.

Forced meme is forced.

[LaughingMan86U]

@VipericVampire Running and proper dieting are essential for losing weight

[VipericVampire]

@LaughingMan86U You're telling this to a 351-pound troll behind a computer. I'm so fat, I can't lose weight.

[ZeldaTheBlackWolf1]

'Only comes out for food or mating?'

Sounds like meh lol :)

[kdc43]

that octopus SUCKS!!!!! get it? Nyuk, yuk

[spongebobcrazy123]

@kdc43 *cricket sounds* JK that joke was pretty good

[bigdipper2005]

0:20 it kept comming comming, and comming

[fonzz33]

i wonder how many hickeys he got 

[Timeflyer1000]

' only comes out for making'

hmmm octo trough he saw a nice hentai girl

[mcrcourtfl]

INDEED

[andyeisenacher]

I remeber I saw that on spike's amazing videos

[arianaca1]

Uh, I guess he can thank the cameraman for just sitting there...

[nerd0glasses]

@arianaca1 IKR I ALWAYS THINK THAT WHEN IM WATCHING ANIMALPLANET!!!!

[exolciusta]

holy diver 

[exolciusta]

like a boss

[90LEONROBLOX]

Why am I watching this? Anyway.. Next animal video.

[TheToxicPenguin]

RELEASE THE KRAKEN

[SugaKisses00]

holy shit.

[illmatic33]

I f!cking hate those animals...

[ghostavenger1988]

why is the water all shited?

[MonsterTomten]

lol, absolutly rediculous!

every sane diver has a knife, if I was REALLY in danger of getting eaten by an octopus I'd use the knife on it

[Usernamenottaken2k]

@MonsterTomten Agreed. I dive as well and I have two knives in different locations on my suit just in case one location becomes unavailable. I mean even if I panicked I'd still think of the knife imediately. What the hell was this guy's tactic?

[yashrye5555]

The kraken...:)

[yashrye5555]

Octopussy XD

[TheBigRedTom]

Stab that bitch

[EpicMuyskens]

Hang on a minute... This was on moster quest....

[ameenuk2000]

You ever notice, any animal who dosen't attack humons, humons just take the piss out of it. they start treating it like a pet. touching hugging and kissing they will push its buttons until one day it snaps. If a dangerous looking animal is staying away from you, you should do the same. it dosen't wanna be bothered fucking morons

[mmolly13]

@ameenuk2000 *humans

[ameenuk2000]

@mmolly13 well you know what i mean lol

[mmolly13]

@ameenuk2000 yeah haha sorry i just kept reading it as humous!

[zex95966]

if this is the same vid I think it is which I saw on discovery, a couple of things I should say to the negative comments:

1. They didn't want to harm the octopus.

2. the film recorder didn't help because he wasn't sure he could do much - and might put himself in jeopardy.

[jeekilla1]

ok ok tell me something.... the divers always have knife in them pockets right? so WHERE the fuck is the knife?? .... fake or maybe he lost the knife.... dude this octopus would be a sushi if one of them decides to attack me one day lool

[daspoon456]

@jeekilla1 divers dont always have knives in their pockets....

[lolinpoops]

@jeekilla1 right but this is a person who dives on a regular basis. im sure he enjoys wild life and wouldnt want to take the octopus's life unless it was necessary.

[jeekilla1]

@lolinpoops i think in that kind of situations it s actually necessary :D 

[lolinpoops]

@jeekilla1 he wasnt running out of oxygen that fast =x. he was low on it but im sure 10 minutes and the octopus would have gave up. it wasnt gonna wrangle with him for hours :P.

[ForceTheShadow]

Just wait til someone says release the kraken. What's is he gonna do then?

[1badMucker]

Noone wants to be known as the dude that ate octopussy

[SUPPORTOUTBREAK3]

It only comes out for food or maiting. Looks like it wants to do both.

[E3FEF32856]

octopussy just wanted a hug

[yomuddaso8]

i hate american animal documentaries they come off as so fake and trying to make everything so dramatic and action packed when it's not. there's another doco with the same footage of the octopus and the diver and the diver (the real one not this actor we see here) says the octopus was merely curious of what the diver was and left them alone after it got bored. leave the animal docos to pros like david attenborough

[zeghervereecke]

@yomuddaso8 True that, the voice that describes it all is extremely annoying, this kind of 'animal documentaries' sucks!

[TheGizzYall]

@yomuddaso8 Your right, this is super dramatic and played up, but this isn't anything like a typical american animal documentary. This is just a tv show that shows 'shocking animal attacks caught on tape'. The whole point is to make it seem more action packed and exciting. This isn't the real documentary. I watch real animal documentaries all the time and they are nothing at all like this.

[868badboy]

i wouldnt let tht thing go id beet the shit out of it

[sidsnake17]

it just kept cumming and cumming and cumming

[MsGamming]

Octopussy :D

[maxsil89]

Eww, it's all sticky

[TheBullionBoy]

That octopus sucks

[kanishahannah]

oh i'm just gonna stand here while he he gets the life sucked out of him maybe i should tape it. what an idiot

[bigmig1989]

dumb question i know but how hard is it to ripp a 35lb animal in half?

[acau77]

Dr.OCTAGONAPUS! RAWWRRGHHHH!

[PennyDreadful1]

I wonder if there is a Krav Maga move against giant octopuses?

[m311215]

I've seen enough hentai... to know where this is going

[burgershot10]

Damn, nature! You scary!

[BringMeBreakdown]

The octopus just wanted to kiss ya that's all!!

[ZERODylanV2]

I've seen enough hentai to know where this is going

[fl1bble]

use your knife, stab it in the balls!!!!!

[ordepolbap]

@fl1bble I don't know if you were paying attention but its beak is where it's balls should be lmao.... hmmmm maybe it ate them :O

[fl1bble]

@ordepolbap

if it has no balls then it's unstoppable O.o

[ordepolbap]

@fl1bble ARGGGHHHH!!!!!!!! :O wait a minute, if I'm correct then its balls are in his stomach... QUICK, SOMEONE FEED IT SOME ICY HOT!!!!!!!!!!!!

[boosted98gst]

BC octopus high on BC bud, hungry as hell.

[FinalSmashBrother]

I would squish it.

[DarkElite98]

HOLY SHIT! THIS ASSHOLE HAS BALLZ!!!

[Maggot312]

fuck nature

[sgrdpdrsn]

More harmony in Norway - try this address:

youtube.com/watch?v=yvRi_Hf4ST­8

[anon23bf]

Tentacles suck.

[FinalSmashBrother]

@anon23bf ohh wow....

[50cal2daHead]

great story, but who was in charge of organising the narrator? If your'e watching a vid about an octopus, your'e more than likely to know it

a) has 8 legs; and

b) has a beak

[oahusquid]

YouTube....oahusquid....check out the HUGE tiger shark my son (15) and I encountered while spearfishing in Hawaii 7/24/11

[watyoulokkingatfool]

that octopus is exsatly like a man...only come out for food or sex

[SomeRandomVidz]

DIRTY OCTOPUS 0:19

[JMJMadParanormal]

@scbtripwire

Ringo is filming and he's on the octopus's side.

[justiceblade44]

You dont like it when Squidwards angry ...

[Zilettex]

that was one fuked up blocke!!

[niflap]

Was that in Puget Sound?

[Feelucky]

"Only leaves its lair for food or mating"

I can definitely relate to this.

[Martinlavell]

Who looses to a Octopus? Where is the diving knife?

[ElementalGodsRath]

i like the way that octopus think itgoes out for food or mating!!

[subasurf]

This is why you strap a dive knife to your shin or a small dive knife on the front of your BCD

[ratatouille91m]

ahm... Knife???

[PSNRawrItsDavid]

I've Seen Enough Hentai To Know Where This Is Going

[pleter1000]

@PSNRawrItsDavid you have just made my day, thankyou! hahah

[Denis005]

I've seen enough hentai to know where this is going

[henriquedematos]

@Denis005 I was going to say that >.<

[Unicron4ever]

If you don't mind, I'll just chill here on dry land... and maybe NOT DIE!!!

[ryhorn100]

If I saw someone get attacked by an octopus, I'd have a harpoon gun loaded and fire an arrow through the the creature's head.

[firebombs98]

i would stab it and take it home :D

[samuelpie94]

i'd stab the motherfucker!

[WrestleGames]

I'd be proud to have survived an Octopus attack

[kimberlymarie21990]

this is porn in japan. relax and enjoy the tentacle rape. it's awwwight

[scbtripwire]

What I want to know: who the fuck was filming and why weren't they helping?

[SuperSistert]

@scbtripwire i kno rite

[erickbodom10v312]

@scbtripwire hahaha thats pretty funny. he was like dude im sorry but i have to get this on camera..... your on your own.

[BigThangsPoppinMayne]

@scbtripwire thats exactly what i was thinking! i woulda been pissed if someone was just recording me getting killed by an octopus.

[plusBln]

@scbtripwire because it all took place like written in the script.

[VingTsunFANATIC]

@scbtripwire becauce he has this video!!!

[underdoq]

@scbtripwire nothin to worry for the diver if he's a professional. he got a regulator in his mouth so just enjoyin with that creature.

[juliug]

@scbtripwire it was another octopus durrrr x.x

[ordepolbap]

@scbtripwire I'm thumbs upping this comment coz it's funny XD haha that camera mans a proper cunt

[blognewb]

@scbtripwire they tried to hype it up, probably not that suctioned

[alexjap2009]

@scbtripwire

What can you do against a super octopussy?

[DeQuonte5410]

@scbtripwire most of the time its beause its a reinactment i think idk

[1longshot3]

@scbtripwire 1) Captain Champion at the beginning there 2) he did it for the lulz

[Itrainharder]

@scbtripwire yea, i've always wondered this when i see some shit on film.

[dapappacn]

lmao..only comes out for food and mating..hahah..in that order....pmsl

[picsordidnthappen]

The narrator's voice and the show's production makes me vomit.

[OoShinkooO]

Going for a Dive, and a Octopus comes after you, I would have given that bastard 20 Seconds, pulled out machette, and started making Dinner. Ey anyone got a Net?

[SlenderTroll]

@OoShinkooO Too bad you'll be too slow and retarded in water, and won't be able to swing properly.

[MarekxxlOli]

dumb american narrator

[Clowyd]

@MarekxxlOli Dumb racist douchebag.

[forzagunz]

0:19 It just kept cumming and cumming and cumming! 

[joshcoocoo445]

@forzagunz

lmfao!

[NickBFTD]

even octopuses dont like jehovah's witnesses on their door step.

[SupermansInMySoul]

@NickBFTD I Resent That :L

[yermom014]

0:19 What it's like to have sex with me.

[1chunkymunkeee]

Um, why didn't the photographer jump in?

[carlospiceyweiner100]

guy must of been so strong

[cemeterytrash]

Then leave it alone and it wont need to suction onto your ugly ass face!

[WeWillNotGoQuietly]

"I survived 9/11"

"bitch please, I've fought an octopus"

[chanbaratime]

i think he was tremendously lucky - "LUCKY INDEEEEEEEED" why do americans have to dramatise so much. what a non dangerous non event thing to happen

[combatswimmer1]

@chanbaratime lol I'm sure it'd seem more dangerous if it were happening to you retard.