CLOACA-TURD MACHINE

[mcseusa]

what a bunch of idiots!!!

[mcseusa]

Piece of art????? what the f..art

[Liozeris]

Actually this is how news is made at your favorite TV station.

[1toneboy]

This isn't art, this is shit

[thenotavailble]

what a piece of shit

[Electrified1100]

.....Why would anyone make this? and WHO THE FUCK WOULD BUY THIS? ....Fuck the world...seriously.

[McMcNutty]

They do relise they are staring at peices of sh**, right?

[JoTheVeteran]

Future people will be using those as currency.

[TyZi187]

People who say im getting to the weird part of youtube have never been here...

[julienm020596]

@xWazzaz A belgian made it :(

[TheWhiskeyZone]

i wonder what would happen if u fed it taco bell

[xWazzaz]

Meanwhile in Africa.......

[WoOdPiLeXD]

selling shit on the internet just took a whole new meaning

[plutoend99]

Biggest troll ever if instead of selling the turds the machine made.... he sold his own turds to people...

[kcolin6701]

I understand the importance of the science behind it, but buying turds made by this machine is stupid.

[lilghost121]

Wait, who would buy the turds?

[IjustonlysayXD]

remember the first computer???it was HUGE, as so this machine is, it could become a replacement for the digestive system, you know, if someone has it badly damaged...

[IjustonlysayXD]

This machine will become the future teaching about the digestive system, this is not ridiculous

[look0518]

the inventor of this machine is SICK!!! he is kinky lot of fetish... damn

[TheSpyChecker]

'Beautiful'

[devaloki]

ridiculous

[worldofparker]

Good Art,

but why does the twee voice over refer to them as 'roses'?

[account2258]

did you get here from Vsuace?

[ticoforeces]

.... why?

[BartoTheBox]

Que Mierda 77 xD

[srdiaz]

big deal... i got that same machine, INSIDE MY STOMACH!!!

[pourlamouvance]

CIENCIAAA!!!!!

[zezeratul]

Artiste de merde, c'est le mot !

Shitty artist, that's the word !

[threelegpig]

This is stupid and a waste of money that could have been used for BENEFICIAL science.

[Benzei1337]

I present to you: Modern art

[LoyalFreak4ever]

Why did Vsauce send me here?

[rodolfoow]

Essa é a verdadeira pasta bosterica

[gushernandez25]

Personally, I think this is sick, a waste of time, and a need of a wake up call that we humans must not be fascinated by the likes of waste since the body is already saying. " I don't need this SHIT"

[smiththefrank1]

The Ford logo and font, and Mr. Clean mascot. Niiiiice

[jpfizzle1]

Why flush fake poo when you can sell it?

[Gecman]

can u send me the shematics?:DDD

[Stopedancer]

It's a piss-take surely? A chemistry experiment that decomposes food, producing shit, which you then claim is 'art' and sell the final product to 'arty' people? I think it says a lot about art, in that most art is shit.

Anyway, the machine is a farce - the browny / yellow color of a typical shit is caused by Bilirubin - google it - and you won't get that out of a non-biological chemistry set. Therefore, the shit produced by this enormous shitty piece of shit art is not even authentic shit!

[007700ag]

one thing i don't get is how the machine manages to do this without the help of normal gut flora present. maybe the video failed to mention it, but i dont think this machine would work on just chemicals like acid and bile without the help of bacteria found in large intestine.

[ChipArgyle]

It's fascinating yet mostly pointless. The problem of course is that the energy produced by the process is wasted, likely emitted as waste heat. It would have been much more interesting if, say, a light bulb was lit as a result.

I wonder if Cloaca II will also be able to pass gas. That would be interesting, especially if an artificial, tunable anus was placed at the end of the gas tube, rendering a range of lifelike human farts.

[oYSpongebobYo]

i can do this vice versa. WITH MY MOUTH

[BeeNinjas]

Fertilizer?

[hamza641]

I dare you to eat it. I mean it's not real...

[HanZehKaJin]

Lol turd machine

[minicotexx]

sneak this in to Snickers factory!

[makiimedia]

i can do that to ... and i dont even need a fucking giant mashine like that ... someone wants to buy my crap?

[chris5272001]

well thats a piece of crap

[TheSpiceRoad]

mmm i have lactose intolerance.

let it drink some milk, wanna see the result.

[BreakingTwigs]

So hes making turd, people are admiring the turd, and people are buying poop over the internet...... Ima be rich :)

[Platzchen1]

that machine is really crappy

[livelifelovedie1]

I find this hard to masturbate to.

[XXNILOKXX]

What a load of (Puts glasses on.) craaappp. AWWWWWWWW YEEEEEEAAAHHHHH

[LovingYerMom]

The people in this video get wayy to into the poop! the old lady at 2:03 is fucking hilarious!!

[thekoalak]

Omg...he sells the machine's poop for 1.600$ arround .... I'll sell you my poopfor 500$ !!! 65% off !!! :)

[TheGuyYouSeeOnTV]

sounds like a real SHIT JOB!!!

[onlainari]

Faeces are almost all gut cells, fibre, and pigments. We don't poo milk, bread, and meat, we pee it. This is bad science.

[bloodredmoon1993]

SHIT JUST GOT REAL

[metamonkeymachine]

WOAH!!! i wanna buy some shit!!!!!!!

[metamonkeymachine]

why would you wanna make shit

[KhasarDeTemplari]

It's not very interesting unless machine actually produces energy like human body does.

[watchSophie]

One of the few people who enjoi two girls, one cup.

[dermarkus93]

The french...

[astrangeone]

Lol. Ummmm...the logo looks like a Ford motor company logo, and the advertisement looks like Mr. Clean.

Yeah, what a waste of good food.

[1objection]

Did anybody else think that the animated guy at 3:35 looked like Mr. Clean after stepping on a land mine?

[jlbs11]

WHAT'S THE POINT OF THAT SHIT MACHINE THING YOU CAN JUST LOOK AT YOUR OWN POO IN THE TOILET, WHAT A STUPID INVENTION.

[Aburamegirl32]

i mutch prefer man made

[abksharma]

poop machine...my life has become a hell..

[rednevog23]

kay he made a machine that makes shit....now what

[supersmodz]

I thought this guy had some integrity until he said he was selling shit.

[123passi456]

In other Countrys people haven't enought to eat and die ?!

[rider1of1rohan]

im so confuesd



[luffyferal]

amazing!

keep the great work up

[marsvin55]

why create poop when u can make you'r own?

[kosmonaftx]

@marsvin55

Because they're Belgian.

[Pe77yfcknbored]

if you're willing to use chefs to serve me high quality food i am willing to sell you my shit for a promotional price of 99.99.

[evulchibi1]

I was just about to get 1500 euros out of my wallet when i realized I already HAVE such a machine...my kid

[Tenebrae49]

So let me get this straight. We have world hunger happening in many countries, so we feed a machine so it can poop? Huh, something wrong with the world when we feed non-living objects and let people die of starvation.

[The777ahmad]

now make a machine that makes food out of poop

[lokboxx]

@The777ahmad easy, shove the shit through the bottom and have it snake up.

[speedblazer94]

like theres not enough shit in this world :/

[wisemasterj]

2 Girls 1 Cup

[RobbanFoxer]

soon we will have walking robots that eats and poops...

[TinyTiff12]

Yh I had to see this o____o

[UNClaxerbro]

so basically a poop machine.

[Dehera666]

Now this made me realise something, The whole installation measures about 10 meters. The human body can do the same thing but the digestive system of it is much smaller... I think the human body is extraordinary...

[Dehera666]

I feel so ashamed... Why am I belgian? x(

[anarkey42]

of course he's french.

[Dehera666]

@anarkey42 Belgian*

[SebzzArahh]

hahahha He says Bum at 0:47

[JoeMamma0000]

@SebzzArahh No, he doesn't. He says "comme".

[missebibit]

What I find funny is that he talks about the machine like it is a living person.

[Lagustful]

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[XDtimproductions]

Why are we watching this?

[SuperDuckboy]

like there is not enough poop in the world already that is the most dumbest thing ever made by man and i seen stupid things but this is a new low for humanity

[MrPeppershakers]

he chopped mr clean to see if he had any turds but he was to clean 3:31

[KSaebinMusic]

it's cool and all, but i don't get the point..

[AlexDiavolo1]

The character they used looks like Mr. Clean... and Thumbs up if you could actually smell turd... I think I farted tho. =P

[julianmarce1lo]

if only they can do this backwards...

[foodluvr97]

@julianmarce1lo lol

[lululimeon]

@julianmarce1lo They can. There's sausages made from human feces.

[kesun15]

...they even sell that SHIT - literally? Oh god...why? What.

[ironsniper13]

the fist time (0.52)? 0.o and talking about shit...

bad visuals

[OxArcanuSxO]

piece of art? i wonder where the art is there. maybe a photorealistical interpretation of the human excrements...

[CutiieCupcakez]

hahaha lol 2:08 grandma shoves her face near the shit XD

[Dutvutan]

What about the compounds that our body absorbs from the food and into the bloodstream?

[Bodysmoker]

This is bullshit!!!

* correction * Roboshit.

[gamehead91]

This makes me want a Coke for some reason.

[chinkyboi93]

Mr. Clean?!?!!?

[MVJosuah124]

0:33 mochelle uhh bitch uhh...

[liquidus2172]

and the west brags of being the most sophisticated over all other people in the world, pfff... to me, westerners are the decadence personified !!!!

[Ranie9393]

"what a rod!"

ROFLMAO

[SuperNinjaGinger]

vsauce.

[superdajokerz]

now we can say his food is a piece of shit!

[eusebiofteles]

what the fuck does snoop dogg have to do with this ?

[manouky]

...but.....but...... WHY ?????

[megaexplosions]

serriously? mr clean is stuck selling poop now? pfft, todays economy...

[TaffyGood]

this is all just a load of shit

[Pyoromo]

the fuk???

[BackWardCraft]

This benefits society how?

[ENM173]

@BackWardCraft It's now 90% easier to give a shit.

[haya1211994]

Congratulations you've invented  the POOP

[XDaccount]

most non-sense machine ever

[57waldo57]

Best m machine ever!

[rwingvr6]

Wait till Ford and Mr. Clean find out he's blatantly ripping them off.

[Aadenmyboy4]

mr clean got ran over by a train

[majed0554432330]

the normal shit is E 1,500.0 , whore shit E1,200.00 , BABY SHIT E1,000.00

*coming soon DOG shit for E 900.00 LOL XD

[USBcable]

lol mr.clean is selling crap

[Tomatenkotze]

This is like a real life episode of South Park

[MrJdruwe]

wtf 3:50 mr. proper..

[BluePi1313]

The logo looks like fords

[mike3127]

shit art

[1000Grains]

VSauce Anyone?

[waslookat1me]

i'm basically watching a machine take a shit

[ADrunkenGoat]

Shouldn't science be trying to do the opposite of that ? remaking food out of shit ...

[GaminOnly]

You're nasty Vsauce!

[TheDarthBartus]

Vsauce? Vsauce.

[rfuturemd1]

they should feed it breakfast tacos and fast food n watch it explode

[SuperSmokiee]

I also buy some shit tonight ..

[majed0554432330]

people buying it to do 2 girls 1 cup. XD

[xxheymanxx]

wtf.... why are they wasting that valuable food. that isnt science, thats stupidity

[xenoncab]

I was eating food while watchin this O_O

[camandhayley]

What the hell? What moron buys shit for a ridiculous price that comes from such a stupid invention? This isn't art, this is SHIT for heavens sake! Some people have so much money that they need to grow a brain!!!

[majed0554432330]

today buy shit for $9.99 buy two and get pee for free. XD

[hcortens]

@majed0554432330 yep. not funny. 

[F11Alpha]

What a shitty video..

[Atimo133]

there are people ..... whatching a machine ..... producing shit .... what happened to this wolrd

[FirestormPunk]

@Atimo133 also buying the turds it creates O-o

[Knok0House123]

and the end result is Poo :) where can i get one of these

[bearseatingdrums]

A machine that creates shit... and a man that's actually selling it on the internet... Now I fucking seen everything.

[fachrysfirst]

our body is more simple than that machine , thanks god :D

[TheMrPinnell]

@fachrysfirst nope, our body is inimaginably complicated.

[TheDonaldHarris]

I love how the translation calls it a turd :)

[Killzone626]

WTF mr clean without legs and ford font? thats full of shit

[PandaEff]

Are you fucking kidding me...

[Giroznag]

1500EUROS that is CRAZY

[TherealAndi]

who buy this shit??? xD

[videogamelover4300]

why tho?

[Vn2Doky]

meister  propper

[JoTheVeteran]

sure but... WHY?! Oo

[TheHenitalGerpes]

Vagina sent me here!

[danix30001]

"Merda d'artista" lol, if i said that in portuguese (and it matches perfectly, except for the "d' "part, it's "de") it means shitty (or bad, crappy) artist. LOL

[THEDARTHSIMON]

why would they do this why would anyone buy shit

[FlyingFishzz]

I've been waiting so long for this.... :P

[MrHeartless12345]

I'm selling my shit too , 100 euro per turd :D buy from me , it's cheaper and more natural !

[waslookat1me]

@MrHeartless12345 you brand it organic lol

[lmariano32]

WHO THE EFF WOULD BUY POOP & WASTE MONEY? DAMN

[snelpiller]

"what a rod"

frekking artppl

[asianboy938]

and this is a development good because?

[RatchetClank93]

WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

[DaveHDReviews]

1500 euros for "simulated" human shit. I'd love someone to pay me 1500 euros each time i took a shit.

[CrazedSkeptic]

I do what that machine does everyday. Do those people feed me and sell the "roses" I make? NO!!!

[gman9884]

is he calling shit ,roses?

[gman9884]

i knew he would be French,,,what a load of bullshit

[hengwulf]

@gman9884 he isn't french

[willchrisbow]

@hengwulf Then what is he? Don't just half ass a comment like that lol