Halo Reach : Alternate Ending

[TylerLovegrove]

Pilot was probably a woman. :D

[snowmanA13]

lol i seen this on halo reach file seach thing lol

[brayanloko100]

esq el ke estaba manejando el phantom acababa de echarse unas chelas

[Joseph78879]

hope that guy wasnt playin that on legendary LASO

[fRaCkMeN123]

O M GGGGGG

[Scucker]

Keyes :"This is The Pillar of Autumn's Pelican detachment. We're....going down. The package is with us."

[JesusForLife24]

0:16 Emile: I got your back.

Noble Six: Oh ya what about Captain Keyes falling out of the sky?

[MrAngryman69]

Haha never thought bungie had a skybox that could alter the main storyline of Halo.

[DunebladeSandstrider]

But here's the good news: Now you can have Emile at your side when you're fucking shit up on on "Lone" Wolf. on legendary. I can't be the only one who does that plays Lone Wolf on Legendary for fun... Can I?

Anyway, Here's my advice: Thunderball = NO DEATHBEAMS

[stormhawk000]

at first i thought emile was going to shoot him and then im like oh...???

[Mexibrussian]

Kat?

[StoneSage777]

Since when did ships make love?

[Lonewolfindarkness]

Omg at least someone reads the books finally master. The events of reach don't fit in with the books so in my mind I say it never happened

[ph3nomental]

well... keyes is supposed to die another way, i guess 6 gets an AI now, aaaaand Emile still dies.

[RGavin11]

(bump)

Pilot : What was that ?

[3 months and an Earth conquest later]

Pilot : YAY ! I 1 A MEDAL !

[REDTIGER1127]

master cheif gets out of chrio tube well FML

[inblazingdestruction]

guess MC wont be seeing earth for a while

[Cell901]

@inblazingdestruction no cortana wont be mc is all ready in the autumn

[TH3LA5TM3NSTANDING]

@Cell901 actually the chief isn't supposed to be on the autumn. if you read Halo: The Fall of Reach, he's in orbit above Reach with Sam and Linda trying to clear a NAV database so the covenant doesn't find Earth.

sorry if I sound like a nerd but thats what happened. Bungie put the chief there as an easter egg but that's not where the Chief was at this time.

[Cell901]

@TH3LA5TM3NSTANDING oh ok i havent read the books yet

[killer13324]

@TH3LA5TM3NSTANDING exactly but ur wrong sam was not with the chief for that mission. he died because his suit was breached and was forced to stay on a covenant ship while the nuke they put it detonated. sam was the first Spartan II to die

[killer13324]

@TH3LA5TM3NSTANDING he never recieved the MK V varient of the MJOLNIR armor started and ended with the MK IV

[KrazyDanProductions]

Zealots are ez, seriously dude, drain their shields and boom! headshot.

[KrazyDanProductions]

Now that keyes is dead there is no point clearing the pad, just walk up to emile and enjoy that last stand together. Btw after all the times I nailed them all with the sword why is it he dies from a Zealot?

[halomasterrocks1]

@KrazyDanProductions cuz bungie wants him 2 go down fiting the strongest eliets

[inblazingdestruction]

@halomasterrocks1 and they thouth kat was a whore so she died by a jackal :)

[Sherwan61]

@inblazingdestruction she was killed by field marshall ( highest elite rank on reach )

[jftouma]

That is so funny.

[buddaking111]

k wow if that happend to me i would be pissed and my cuz would kick my ass lol

[MrCarlosBrazao]

i seriously hope that wasn't on legendary

[fsuable]

lol

[jaredscottproduction]

wtf pelican got over runned by a phantom "(

[robonightmare]

Aerial pit maneuver FTW.

[Grimno]

Keyes - "...Earth..."

[zerrierslizer1]

x__x

[zerrierslizer1]

that's the end of my story to! ''the face on noble six'' *___*

[tauros03]

get owned bungie. owned.

[whaohdoublerainbow]

well so much for 6 sequels

[RamonTheMighty]

Noble Six: *slowly takes helmet off, breathes heavily for several seconds*

.....I just went all the way through the FUCKING LONGEST MISSION ON LEGENDARY, AND THIS IS HOW YOU FUCKING REPAY ME?! GO SUCK A DICK, CAPTAIN KEYES.

*jumps into ravine*

[89BlackGatomon]

@RamonTheMighty EPIC! AWESOME COMMENT!

[RamonTheMighty]

@89BlackGatomon I aim to please :DD

[HayForr065]

What a bad Pelican pilot. And what a lucky Phantom pilot.

[insanitystudio]

Alternate Ending: Cortana chose Noble 6 instead

[thyberS119]

man I don't if you already did it but you should send this to AH for fails of the weak cause this is one epic fail.

[modernhalo999]

@thyberS119 he did and it made it on fails of the weak not sure which one though :D

[tylerammon]

i guess you can for get completing laso on there....

[tacticalnuke82]

noble six : what am im supposed to do with this package now.

[acenerd1211]

Noble 6: *throws helmet down* FUCK!!!.... *RAGE QUIT*

[rTin099]

who said videogame AI's were perfect? xDD

[modjunge643]

XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 

[AQWCarlosTheSecond]

Noble Six: well.....shit

[SodaGod1000]

The Pelican went to Narnia.

[Domico9]

hahahaahhahahaha

wow nice 

[TomLinkens]

Just thought of a plothole for Halo Reach. The Pillar Of Autumn could've flown over to Sword Base and engaged the Covenant forces while picking up Emile, Six, and the package.

[spartanK42]

@TomLinkens

the pillar of autumn isn't designed for in atmosphere flight

[kh2sephir0th]

Hit em hard, boss.

[ruruandbennydoo]

@kh2sephir0th thats what she said! rofl

[kh2sephir0th]

@ruruandbennydoo

You said that?

[NoobcrewAssasin]

I think they need to echange insurance policies

[peerse1]

prophet: congratulations grunt you are now promoted to admiral.... grunt:AWWWWWWWW YEEEEAAAAAH *grunt takes up a need to do-list and checks: get a super promotion check!

[carboncreatures]

Phantom Pilot FTW!!!

[MisterHotrod92]

Yay, glad to see my video with so many views :)

P.S : I also commented on this video way back under the name Shadowfiend192, but I got a new account...so... yeah :)

[xOFxFILIPINO]

0:16

"Got your back"

"Well why didn't you shoot that shit down!?!?!?!"

[megabrettster1]

GRUNT: kamikazeeeee oooo how did we live

[TheGuyWithTheSniper]

LOL Grunt version of Carter.

[ChibiXTaemin]

dnt wrry they have a parashuet

[Benfee2000]

LOL what?

[synchronize12]

Halo: Glitch

[Arzaker]

Noble 6: T_T



[zatrutapapuga]

how did that happen?

[MrPale99]

6 people were in that pelican

[kill3rbight]

@MrPale99 achley i was also in it. you see it was the day that we save on the electricty so we turend off the radar and i was on the toilet. it was not prity.

[fyer2fyer]

thanks to the damn ai we r all doomed

[kill3rbight]

dam you kat

[hihihi022]

HA! I love this! Like ghost said, send it to fails of the week!

[FriendlyneigbourHQL]

Looks like Emile,Noble Six and Jun survived in Reach :)

[StickNoob117]

Send that to AmazingFilms247!!!!!

[thamastachief]

*facepalm*

[commando2409]

how lol is thad

[Luis13Neto]

drunk pilot!

[Neoparris]

Pelican: I'm on the way Six!

Phantom: DERP.

*crash*

[TheMedrum576]

This is very funny!

[RamonTheMighty]

Wait, if that happens, it essentially means that humanity loses the war.....oh dear :L

[halowraith1]

@RamonTheMighty LOL they lose a war because a phantom crashes into a pelican XD

[RamonTheMighty]

@halowraith1 This should be aired on every Covenant TV station, so the elites can HAVE TEH LULZTIEM :D

I can see it now....."Humans Funniest Fails" :)

[0Earthshaker0]

LOL

[lolcakes52501]

once in exodus when i was in the falcon it lowered to the the ground on the islandwith the wraiths fighting the warthogs and stopped there and didnt let me out i had to restart from checkpoint

[Zinkr7]

wait, its that easy to take down a ship? why didn't the covenenat try this before?

[dylanmaster98]

Thats why you never let a marine drive a falcon

[undeadPunchmaster]

@dylanmaster98 That's a pelican.

[Damagedalmond]

Keyes.....Wasnt the Flood.... was the Coventant, Bastards

[Sonny457859]

"And that very pilot came to be known as the Shipmaster from Halo 2 & 3..."

[JJO117]

thats wat u get for putting a pub on the pillar of autumn

[JJO117]

well we lost captain keys cane we fly now....

[ZandDmovies]

ladies and gentalmen this is a exsample of the grunts reaction to two girls one cup.......don't try this at home kids.

[tacoman202]

Hahaha! That's hilarious! Send that to Rooster Teeth!

[f500ps]

LOL!!!

[SpartanQ71]

UHAAHUAHUAUHAUHahahuauhaHA



[Commanderblushridley]

That grunt piloting the phantom is a hero...

[RMcKay2015]

@Commanderblushridley

*an hero ?

[TheSterrett]

@RMcKay2015 A hero. You use an when the world starts with a vowel. Like "an elephant."

[RMcKay2015]

@TheSterrett

never mind, it was a joke, some people might understand what i mean.

[ThatGuyBen99]

@RMcKay2015 Some people just have no humor in 'em huh?

[RMcKay2015]

@ThatGuyBen99

its a meme, you can search it in encyclopedia dramatica, but beware that site is fucked up.

[ThatGuyBen99]

@RMcKay2015 I'm confused.

[111anakin111]

this happened to 3 people when the legendary laso on pillar came out on challenges and they had worked on it for about 4 hours

[someguy1448]

@111anakin111 me and two of my friends were doing this on laso and one of them lagged out just before the part when you have to vs the zealots

[MrMrsean212]

kamikazi phantom

[808188123456789]

thats how they end masterchiefs life lolololol

[andybirger]

IM READY! HOW 'BOUT YOU?!

[metalstorm4]

LMFAO!!! lol

[Z3R0m0tivation]

This happened to me when I was doing this on legendary, I was so pissed i didnt see how funny this was and now I regret not having my own version

[scotsen23]

Elites under the influence.

[RoffleHB062]

(Continued from Halo Reach Glitch : Drunk Phantom)

Pilot: Fuck you Pelican!

Keyes:shitshitshitshitshitshit­shitshitshitshitshitshitshitsh­itshitshitshitshitshitshitshit­shit

Grunt: How come we didn't go through that pelican?

Prophet[via radio]: What's up, assholes! You two have promoted to General!

(pilot has a heart attack)

Grunt: Fuck, I get a promotion, and now I'm gonna die. Fuck you prophet, FUUUUUCK YOU.

[InDreamForever]

In Soviet Reach, The package never made it

[TheGreatBrendan362]

Ha

[UdontKnowMr]

and the phantom was somehow alright

[SHdudeproductions]

How are you going to finish campaign now?

[Slade224]

mayday...mayday! sir a phantom hit us and we are going... TO DIE!@!@!@!

[killbot800]

Emile: SIx, get the package to the p-.... O.o WTF???

[reapersrewards]

houston, we have a problem here

[jeremyblack1000]

keyes fail XD

[LeanderRandom]

LMAO

[2209panda1]

soooo thats it for halo wars,halo,halo2,odst,and halo 3

FUCKING A!!!

[IVANLULE]

@2209panda1 halo wars was b4 reach

[2209panda1]

@IVANLULE

thanks for ruining the post bru

[WolfMas7er]

HOLY SHIT

[cripse26]

WTF



[SodaGod1000]

I guess that Phantom had more then enough mass.

[202halofreak]

grunt: we kill there leader yay!

[underman8000]

Holy fuck!! Don't let the covenant see this!!!! If they knew it was this easy...

[legowolfmindstorms]

@underman8000 they woud have won and emile wouldbe safe and master chief didnt do anything lolololloo

[MyTurtlesAreAwesome1]

That was Quagmire's japanese grandfather suicide bomber

[viictorx75]

noo kees

[yuzzer92]

because of this, a time paradox occurred, and halo trilogy will never happen, nor will ever halo 4 :3

[technovideostudios]

BODY SLAM :U

[guyofhalo]

Actually I blame Stosh....

[TerenceHorsman]

Damn man you fuck your shit up

[the7thprime]

perfect

[tigleytummy]

lol 6 is like "wtf now everyone is dead -_-"

[GhostOfOnyx20]

send that to halo reach fails of the week hahaha

[EazySleazyE]

@GhostOfOnyx20 Halo Reach: Fails Of The Weak

[GhostOfOnyx20]

@EazySleazyE sorry

[Agorsan]

@GhostOfOnyx20 I thought you said falls of the week xD

[GhostOfOnyx20]

@Agorsan hahaha it's k

[54AgeOfRogue54]

You caused a time paradox ... WTF man!!!

[AC3NSION]

So that's how the covenant won the war....

[solan3999]

The Pelican fell, but the phantom is still up... FUUUU!!!!

[wonderguardstalker]

Musta been a female pilot...

[ValorODST]

@wonderguardstalker Must of been a blond pilot too.

[mattstorm360]

@JurassicParkFan8 If they did make the blind jump Chief would be stuck on halo becuse they dont know what to do becuse cortana did not make it Keys is dead. so what will happen now?

[Lancer142940]

@mattstorm360 They still would have made the jump, but if you read the books you'll find out how Cortana chose to use the coordinates to Halo that Masterchief's spartan team came upon earlier in the book. Without Cortana and her curiosity, there wouldn't even be a Halo franchise.

[mattstorm360]

@Lancer142940 Oh ok so still.

Sorry universe. Looks like the covenant wins!

[Lancer142940]

@mattstorm360 Yep, PRETTY MUCH! Sorry Bungie, 343, and Microsoft, no more money. I'm sure the Covies are praying "thank you" to the kamakazi phantom right about now though.

[31300437]

atleast keys didnt have to endure the perils of the flood

[Arrowjustin]

im going to ruin it into 344

muahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

[doodlydot9]

343 likes! the monitors trying to say something...

[ultradarkflamewolf]

That was Kat's ghost driving that Phantom.

[mattstorm360]

@JurassicParkFan8 He would need Cortana to tell him how to blow up halo and keep the index in halo 1.

And in halo 2 he would need her to help you get on the ship at the end. and in halo 3 you need her to activate halo and wake you in cryosleep in halo 4

[Arrowjustin]

under the influence

under the water

[mattstorm360]

@JurassicParkFan8 No i mean the pelican can't get cortana and leave.

But the pelican crashed so the covenant WINS

[mattstorm360]

sorry universe. looks like the covenant wins.

[Awesome4life100]

lol dude did the mission still go on?

[InstaKillStudios]

well there goes halo

[liljus626]

LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[007r0cker007]

Texting while flying.. Tisk tisk tisk.

[TheSporeHalo]

2 people dissliked... 2 ships/pilots..... i can se a connection here

[nvoltis]

@TheSporeHalo Dude..theres 3 dislikes... -____-

[ediskrad327]

@nvoltis dude...there where 2 when he typed that, don't be IGNorant

[nvoltis]

@ediskrad327 You sure about that? now its 4 :P

[ediskrad327]

@nvoltis 4! the dislikes are growing D:

[nvoltis]

@ediskrad327 SAVE THE HALO SERIES!!@!#!$#@!$#@$

[TormaVlamyr]

@TheSporeHalo 4 now, must have been the wives? haha