Master Chief Theater 3000 - Episode 7

[GhostPlanetFilms]

This is my FAVORITE EPISODE of Season 1!

[BobbyJen21]

this is retarded..........

[sixshooter500]

@BobbyJen21 You're retarded

[EpicFlamerz55]

lolz dont make me wheel my chair over there...woop yo asses

[xKRAZYRICANx]

anyone else think that the truth is just really wearing the burger king crown?

[BananaNinja96]

@xKRAZYRICANx His mommy took him there for his birthday lOl

[1999luke2]

oof!MY EYE!

[lalscool123]

"were going in a little hot!, Haha, that's what sh-, Stop, Fine.."

[hoompie18]

"dayyum kids playin baseball gonna break a window!" "uaa ohh i knew it!"

[BumblebeeXrocks]

Hey! I'm a dam good woman driver D:

(the vids are still funny though :P)

[DanteScape]

i would have been your daddy.... thats the name of the skull you get when you pass those rings.... iwhbyd skull.... nice little secret

[jaysmom1998]

best 1

[gUrAcoX463]

why i outta! lol good times

[rfgggg]

ever notice that i would have been your daddy has 7 syllables?

[Zachariahmiester]

Oh... I can't belive survived tha- OH DAMNNIT!!

[Zachariahmiester]

CRAZY BITCHHHHHhhhhh!

[flamed65]

i would have been your daddy

[mekel01]

those yank forms sound nearly exactly like smokie the bear

[xXxTheNobodyxXx]

3:33 captain Keys's daughter has the godzilla spikes on her back.

[roman11777]

"Brace yourselves we're goin in a little hot!" "Thats what she said."

[Zherahnos]

overused theme music lol so true

[Pacothedemon]

My eye!

[stormchaser34869]

Damn kids gonna break a window.....

[X249J]

It's good!

[Twitboy3000]

"only you can prevent forest fires," "but starting them's way funner!"

lol

[bluemaxof]

uhoh women drivers return! crashes in window,crazy bitch! hilarious!

[sidneykylebowman1]

This shit is epic :D

[swedish0spartans]

true

[TheFoxxKing]

dont make me bring my chair over there XD

[hoboonrampage]

Ahhh Woman driver

crazy bitch

Lol

[PaladinC41]

"I admit--"

"--That I prefer the company of men."

LOL

[frozenhell98]

The women drivers return!!! Woah i cant believe i survived that. *Bang* Damnit

[Snowboarder3195]

OOH MY EYE!

[stormchaser34869]

crazy kids and their piercings...

[regalreptile612]

I finally get the IWHBYD joke now, thats the level where you get the IWHBYD skull, by going through the halo holograms, like the camera.

[regalreptile612]

OH god, oh god, the woman driver has returned!

Crazy BIIIIITCHH!!

Ugh, I cant believe I survived that, AAGGGHHH!

LMAO!

[adambomb298]

"ahh someone had a good birthday at burger king and got themselves a crown"

roflmao

[regalreptile612]

lol.

[DivaSara]

ONLY U CAN PREVENT FOREST FIRES!

But starting them is way funner!!!

LMFAO XD

[CPTMarine]

"Woah, I cant believe I servived that." *BANG* "Damit." lol

[notessimodude]

ROFL "the return of the space rectum"

[frozenhell98]

dont make me go back to the factory ROFL

[eaglescomedy2]

lol. "If your gonna scream just scream", nice reference to digitalph33r

[itubeyoudont]

yay

[Mjollnir93]

Lmfao, the woman driver and GIANT SPACE RECTUM have RETURNED!!!!!!!!!!!!

[FrceUnlshdrulez]

oh no, the woman driver HAS RETURNED

[iownU3d]

dam kids playing baseball dam not the window. roflmao

[Joricky12]

Lets see, control alt delete..nothing

xD

[LouShoeLacer]

FLOOD BUDDIES!!

[awesomevids246]

CRAZY BITCH!!!

[BIGDTFC]

thats what she....

stop.

fine

lol

[mekel01]

only YOU can prevent forest fires!

[lunchbox997]

damn kids playing base ball gonna break window ah oh i knew it lolz 5/5

[tinitsonido]

objects and mirrors are closer than they are appear......

HOLY CRAP!!!

[drunkonmilk87]

its actually objects IN mirrors are closer than they appear

[PressAltF4OrElse]

I... would... have.. been.. your... dad...dy!

Ok, so remember, shoot first and listen later.

DO NOT SHOOT, BUT LISTEN!

But I wanna shoot people!

[gotcallofduty4]

someone had a good birthday at burger king and got a crown

[ninjaspirit7]

LOL  xD I wanna shoot people....

[DragonGuard21]

Keyes can dual-weild shotguns and pistols but Chief can't?

[beastdrummer555]

HAXORZ!!!! WTF!!

[marioandsonicrule213]

lol ´woman driver has returned´

[snucas1]

oh my eye!

[doomcoda57]

i would of been your daddy! the snow lvl! in halo 1~

[xspilix]

Yeah but the reason he does that is cause that's how you get the i would have been your daddy skull. xD

[doomcoda57]

had no idea there was a skull for that hmm thats kewl

[dumbblondedude]

but i wanna shoot people. lol thats my gamertag shoot people

[Whatyousay12]

cue the over used theme musiccccc.....now!

[BatDude27]

thats what she.........stop!Pure lolness!

[natedawgninety4]

lol "the woman driver has returned!"

[spazgecko]

is that the best you got..*grunt*..nice comeback..thats funny..and the CRAZY BIIiittch...

[StUdMuFfiNZA]

THE RETURN OF THE SPACE RECTUM!

[Flaytality]

I never noticed Truth picked up a spiker.

[zackinsanity]

Only you can prevent forest fires! lol

[sephirothD2]

the woman driver has return!

-Crazy biiiiiiiitch!

[TheChosenSpartan]

Hey why is it that a MAC blast can't punch through a covenant ship but a flood drop pod could?

[AsraelsBane]

It's shield weren't at this point. Plus, the fllod rock is much, MUCH larger than a MAC round. MAC shells are probably about the size of a tractor trailer. Not a three-story house.

[Shiro2809]

Mac Rounds are larger and faster >.>

[AsraelsBane]

Depends on the gun firing them. And as i said, shields were not active at this point X.X

[Mdude667]

"oh i cant believe i survived that *boom* oh damn't!"

[doctagrim]

the returnof the space rectum oh no

hhhmm lets see ctrl+alt+del nope nothing

lol machinima is the best especially pyrosmile

[Ahkomaton]

lol 4:22 through 4:33 cracked me up so much! iiiiiii wooooouuld haaaavve beeeeennn yoouuur da dee

[SuperVillain98]

"ahh one of em's goin to town on my leg, get em off get em off

[TheWiseGuy784]

"Ooh, somebody had a good birthday at Burger King and got themself a crown." XD

[adamus007]

4:09 :D

[mike38992]

objects in mirror are closer than they appear HOLY CRAP THEIR RIGHT

[bergy305]

3:53 LMAO

[CPOMendez117]

LOL crazy bitch =D

[bleedingbox1]

CRAZY BITCH!!!!!!!!

[xXSteelPillowxX]

only you..can prevent forest fires.

[partyisaidsmartie]

this is my fave cutscene,wen commander kiez dies. i hate her!

[Lyden93]

WHYYYYY?!??!?! she's hott.

[mastercheif1740]

CCCCCRRRRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAA­AZZZZZZZZZZYYYYYYYYYY BBBiiiiiitttttttcccccchhhhhh..­...............

man i cant belive i suvived that....aw damit!

LOL

[JDBW]

I SO SAID "PREVENT FOREST FIRES" when the Flood was talking while playing the game

[DigitalOddie]

lol kids and their pircings

[RubberBandTrooper]

damn kids and ur balls!lol!

[freakymonkey90210]

only you can 'prevent forest fires lol i laughed so hard i nearly crapped my self

[iliketoreplytovids]

only you 'can prevent forest fires'

lol

[HKgunner]

I... would... have... been... you're... daddy...

As soon as the gravemind said "only you--" I was thinking the same thing! Haha brilliant!

[sharpshooter125]

POW OHH MY EYE!!!

[steved3737]

can`t believe i survived that , oh damn it lol

[SlahyX]

Return of the woman driver!

[godofdarknes]

lol THE WOMANS DRIVER RUTURN!!!

[ninjaspirit7]

woow the prophet can walk :|

[reedk]

the woman driver returns! YOU CRAZY BITCH!!!!!!!!!!!LOL i waz laughing so hard i almost died

[EliteMercinary909]

objects in mirror r closer then they apear HOLY CRAP there right AHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHHAHHAHAHA

[DJBertz94]

0:40 to 1:00 thats the funnyist shit in my life

[tmantonym]

"Don't make me wheel my chair over there... whoop your asses."

lol

funniest part!

[sambloomy]

"Objects in mirror are closer than they appea-Holy crap they are right!!"

highlight of the video!

[mattz456]

should of been i would of followed you my brother my captain my keys or key

[VendettaPiXie]

*king...

omg

spazz xD

[NIAStudios]

All I see is the woman driver's return!

Crazy bitch!

[azvampire69]

aww someone had a good birthday at burgerking and won a crown lol

thats a god 1

[BladedFish]

I have watched "THE RETURN OF THE SPACE RECTUM" about 100 times now and I still end up on the floor laughing.

[hollowsoulreaper]

"The woman driver returns !" "you crazy bitch!!!!!!!!!"

i was laughing so hard i was about to die!!!

[magapandas]

hahahahhahah ITS THE WOMAN!!1

[halonicballz]

lol funnay

[jeremie068]

ya he did have his birthday to burger King

[truegamer18]

aaaa "some one hade a good birhday day at burger king and got him self a crown" lol

[2ndbestgamer]

Oh man, I can't belive i survived that Ohh! Damnit.

Your forefathers wiseley set aside their compassion. " Ooh, my eye! "

Best one yet.

[church312]

the women driver returns lol crazy kids and their peircings

[dcboy2323]

you shouid have did a gay sex joke at 4:20 at looked like a pop up bed!!

[CRAZYxDAFTxPUNK]

okay, they spraypaint phantoms green, and poof! theyre unsc dropshps!

[killervid]

ITS THE WOMAN DRIVES RETURN!

[OTownNewl]

The return of the space rectum

[Guandy]

que over-used thememusic now x) haha

[mattz456]

MY EYE!

[XxMetalNinjaxX]

objects in mirror are closer than they appear *pelican crashes into the other*Holy crap, they're right!LOL

[fredfan117]

dont make me go bakc to the factory is off ades oddsay

[TMSbox]

Womman drive's return!

[XRomanSoldierX]

POW! ow my eye!

lol mc theateris hilarious

[DRL4500]

*rings light up* I..would..have..been..your..da­d...dy

Ok remember the plan shoot first listen later

Flodd: DO NOT SHOOT! But listen

But I wanna shoot people!

[givemerockbitch]

best one

[unluckynumber11]

IT'S GOOD!!!!

[chidorirasenganx2]

stupid kids playing baseball they will break a window!*smash!* i knew it!

[BowlingAlleyProd]

Stop you imbiseel WTF

[careibou1]

some one had a good birth day at bk XD

[blackshot91]

thats what she sai--

STOP IT.

[FunkMasterFlex3]

only you can prevent forest fires. lol

[Ikimono]

Oh God it's the woman driver's RETURN!!

[BuckeyeTheFatCat]

crazy kids and their pircings !LOL!

[micmickey90]

don't make me get my chair over there. womp your asses was so funny i love that part haha crazzzzzyy bittchh ! i can't belive that i survive that, oh dam it. also crazy kids with their piercing oh my god this is the best one yet!!!

[LilCeaserProductions]

puck! ahh! my eye! lol

[gazaman15]

ok remember shoot first listen later.

do not shoot but listen.

but i wanna shoot peoples.

lololololol best one.

[Lyberoskylo]

ctrl+alt+del rofl

[halo123w4]

rofl the woman deiver has returned crazyyyyy bittttttchhhhh

[mojoflowboy]

ok remember shoot first listen later.

do not shoot but listen.

but i wanna shoot peoples.

lololololol best one.

[sargecaboosegriftex]

que the overused theme music, now. lol

[mistrhughes]

ugghhh one of thems going to town on my leg aww come on get him off eww

[RazorProductions367]

"Only you can prevent forest fires" LOL

[bkenji666]

crazzzy bittttttttcccchhh

[mojoflowboy]

uh oh return of the woman driver (runs into brute) crazy bitch!

[IamUnforgiven221]

OH MY GOD!!! This is hilarious! cant wait till season 2!

"Oh my god... i cant believe i survived that... OH DAMMIT!"

LOL

[Necrumonger]

this is the funniest shit i've seen about halo.

[SanguisDiabolus]

It's kind of supposed to be annoying. Like you're sitting in a movie theater and trying to enjoy the movie, but these jackasses are sitting in the front row. :P

It's just like the original Science Fiction Theater 3000.

[Brine49]

this is more annoying then funny

[reaper53x]

lol crazy bitch!

[123srh]

uh..uh oh the woman driver is back!!!

[Educationey]

hahaha woman driver xD!

[totallyowned93]

willy wonka thinks hes so great...oh god dont make me go back to the factory! lmao

[cjdanilecki]

some one had a good day a burger king that was funny was this seen in heroic

[Sixfate]

"Don't make me wheel my chair over there!" lol

[TheGuardianOfHalo]

MARCO lol

[iruleyourock]

charlie foxtrot!bravo alpha

[howardcyh]

alright,remember.shoot first,listen later.

[sergiu1231]

Do not shoot,but listen.

But I wanna shoot peoples!

[sryimanoob]

sHoot first listen to their death throes muhahahahahaha

[gameraterz]

"eh ya see kids and their piercings" XD

[iliketacosalot]

this is so frekin funny

[GamesSpartan]

I WOULD-HAVE-BEEN-YOUR-DADDY LOL

[oliverbinns]

immense now do halo 2

[321251837]

tey are going to next(or halo combat evolved)

[sc20k100]

i would have follwed you my brother, my captain, my king. i love that part

[321251837]

i....would...have...been your daddy

[pkghaz12]

somebody had a fun birthday at burger king and got him self a crown

[kahu202]

i would have been your da....dy

[bloodfest123]

o someone had a good birthday at burger king and got them selve a crown lol

[brickwallswii]

OOOHH! MY EYE!

xD

[Invaderstew301]

only you-can prevent forest fires.

[celltik]

Objects in mirror are closer than they appear.

*crash*

holy crap they're right!

LOL