My twin is playing this and I hear Hojo's creepy laugh; I dive behind the couch and whip out my father's shotgun that is stashed there...Never can be too safe...
Finally, if somehow the dimensions twisted and Heartless sunk their many dark claws into the already-suffering Planet, you'd be one of the first to turn into a heartless. And you'd forget everything. Heartless don't get to keep the memories, nobodies do (as far as I know). And neither can feel any emotions at all.
Third, what's this bullcrap about not knowing the effects of Jenova cells?? Did you somehow miss your own son going insane and trying to destroy the Planet?? Where were -you-?? That was quite an idiotic risk to take, when there were other, more obvious routes (DEEPGROUND) to a more durable body. Not that I support possessing anyone; that's just friggin' creepy.
Second, I'm surprised you mentioned the effects on a soul at all. I would've thought a scientist wouldn't believe in souls without physical proof. Also there is the manner of mentioning it, in which you pretty much tacked it on as a footnote. Obviously eternal damnation doesn't matter as much as a foregone scientific conclusion. Which brings me to the third point:
First, I'm getting a timeline with -several loops- in it, in order for your version of events to work out. You saw Vincent turn into Chaos, which happened in the battle, that resulted in your death... but you only had the idea to use Jenova cells -after- the battle?? But you turned into a mutated Jenova-thing during the battle?? ...Do you own a Celebi?
@ZieanaHazelnut take it back!! i think Weiss is hotter for 3 reasons
1.cuz hes shirtless
2.his eyes
3.is hair...i mean Nero is kinda hot and thats only cuz of his hair his voice and i think hes younger than Weiss i think...but out of the THREE brothers u no which one wins?? GENESIS!!!!!!
Oh hell no Hojo you sick pervert you should be ashamed of yourself, first you practicly kill vincent then you make Sephiroth go crazy and now you want the power of omega you bastard! KILL HIM VINCENT FOR THE LOVE OF YOUR FAN GIRLS!
Who else noticed that most of Square Enix evil guys have white hair...Sephiroth....Weiss...Xemnas...Ansem...Genesis (at the end at least), Cloud of Darkness....O.o
@iXheartXjapan i know i want him dead 2 he practically killed vincent and lucrecia and might as well have driven his son to insanity and sense sephy killed 100's of ppl thats his fault as well and he raised sephy 2 believe Jenova was his mother... hojo is a sick sonofabitch who needs to die and go somewhere lower than hell cuz hell is to good for his
@iXheartXjapan exactly...lol and then 1 day in 10 years we c a guy who looks like hojo and i yell attaaaaaaaaaaaack!! and we all attack the guy and yell this is for u vincent
What the fuck is up wit the bad guys in ff7!! Dey always have silver hair and shirtless!!! Did Hojo just pick the guy that looks the most like Sephiroth? Did he just think that Sephiroth was sooo cool that he had to look just like him? Gosh!!
OMG, where did you find this at? I've been looking for places to download videos from Final Fantasy, and I can't find anything. So, do you think you or anyone can help me out by telling me some place I could download Final Fantasy clips for free???
i wish i could kill hojo then bring him back from hell and kill him again for being so ugly and having that creepy laugh and voice and did i mention being ugly lol
dear lord, the damn piece of shit doctor needs to die already. I want him to die really slowly and painfully, with pins through his eyes and sticking things in places they don't normally belong. Who wants to join me in the torture?
HUMP! a pervert comes back from the dead into a hot body...raise your hand if you think that's totally wrong! *raises, hand over and over, then starts raising da hands of every1 around the building*
VINCENT! WHY DON"T U SHOT HIM WHILE HE IS BLABBING!!!!?
shut up shut up shut up!!!!(it's not myfault that they make the bad guyshot these days beside i'm no he only one, so it not weird) ay way tell any on and i'll sed a army of heartless after you ya hear(Lol)
no i wuz just playin and yeah riku and cloud are hot (I'll never forget that scene where he just trew that organization coat off hiz body i'm like oh riku just stripped, T-T such a pity he didn't finish)
@BirthOfEvil when he wuz about to diehe uploaded his memories into shinra's netwerk but uddently the network shattered and he wuz almost lost but then it rejoined because of weiss and he possesed him
several things, 1. Nero sure is dedicated to his 'brother' 2. That was sooo cruel making Weiss kill Nero... 3. Hojo's voice annoys me to no end, probably more then Vexen's! you almost have to pity Hojo's voice actor for having such a voice! 4. He's mad.
Weiss' voice is soooo excellent compared to Hojo's. I hate Hojo mostly 'cause of his voice, nevermind all the stuff he did. Meh. But Weiss is awesome! :D
yeah i guess but for people like us who watch the cutscene movies he gets really annoying where you think he's dead and then he comes alive.....somehow..... i guess they keep him to make the players even more angry he's not dead...
True. Still, if anybody in Final Fantasy 7 was evil enough to pull a parasitic rebirth it would definetly be Hojo. Still I gotta wonder, just how many copies of himself did he make? Cause I sincerely doubt that a madman like Hojo would stop at just one.
Anyone else think that Vice is sexy? Besides him being an insane freak with a creepy laugh I think he's pretty cool, lol.
SapphireMoonWolf 3 weeks ago
My twin is playing this and I hear Hojo's creepy laugh; I dive behind the couch and whip out my father's shotgun that is stashed there...Never can be too safe...
-Alice, put down the gun. It's only Hojo.
-IT'S ONLY HOJO?! ARE YOU INSANE?!!
AliceSylvanas909 1 month ago
3:39 me: you know, Vice will probably kill him or something
4:15 I SO TOTALLY CALLED THAT!!!
xXLiveAndLearn759Xx 1 month ago
Right after i was saying that Vice is kinda cute, i learn that it Hojo..not cool man..so not cool
simsushig 2 months ago 3
Hojo! This.... "man..." MUST DIE!!!!!!!!!!!!
masterDevis 2 months ago
Hojo would not get a nobody. He doesn't value his soul enough.
observer952 3 months ago
Finally, if somehow the dimensions twisted and Heartless sunk their many dark claws into the already-suffering Planet, you'd be one of the first to turn into a heartless. And you'd forget everything. Heartless don't get to keep the memories, nobodies do (as far as I know). And neither can feel any emotions at all.
Just something to look forward to.
observer952 3 months ago
Third, what's this bullcrap about not knowing the effects of Jenova cells?? Did you somehow miss your own son going insane and trying to destroy the Planet?? Where were -you-?? That was quite an idiotic risk to take, when there were other, more obvious routes (DEEPGROUND) to a more durable body. Not that I support possessing anyone; that's just friggin' creepy.
observer952 3 months ago
Second, I'm surprised you mentioned the effects on a soul at all. I would've thought a scientist wouldn't believe in souls without physical proof. Also there is the manner of mentioning it, in which you pretty much tacked it on as a footnote. Obviously eternal damnation doesn't matter as much as a foregone scientific conclusion. Which brings me to the third point:
observer952 3 months ago
Several problems with Hojo:
First, I'm getting a timeline with -several loops- in it, in order for your version of events to work out. You saw Vincent turn into Chaos, which happened in the battle, that resulted in your death... but you only had the idea to use Jenova cells -after- the battle?? But you turned into a mutated Jenova-thing during the battle?? ...Do you own a Celebi?
observer952 3 months ago
eat away at his soul....since when did hojo have a soul?
emilycupcake1 4 months ago
@emilycupcake1 Hojo never had one to begin with.
littleart5 3 months ago
@littleart5 true dat!
emilycupcake1 3 months ago
Omega isnt the ultimate weapon, the Ultima weapon is!
summoningmurderur 4 months ago
That is rather sad
summoningmurderur 4 months ago
Curse hojo's life kill him make him pay for all the evil deeds he has done
CaptainWhit1 5 months ago
@CaptainWhit1 play ff7 kill him at the end of disc 2
TwelveWingedDevil 5 months ago
since when did hojo have a soul?????
emilycupcake1 6 months ago
@ZieanaHazelnut take it back!! i think Weiss is hotter for 3 reasons
1.cuz hes shirtless
2.his eyes
3.is hair...i mean Nero is kinda hot and thats only cuz of his hair his voice and i think hes younger than Weiss i think...but out of the THREE brothers u no which one wins?? GENESIS!!!!!!
emilycupcake1 6 months ago
hojo is such a homo
SoldierClassA 6 months ago
Oh hell no Hojo you sick pervert you should be ashamed of yourself, first you practicly kill vincent then you make Sephiroth go crazy and now you want the power of omega you bastard! KILL HIM VINCENT FOR THE LOVE OF YOUR FAN GIRLS!
sailorsaturnandtruks 6 months ago
Who else noticed that most of Square Enix evil guys have white hair...Sephiroth....Weiss...Xemnas...Ansem...Genesis (at the end at least), Cloud of Darkness....O.o
xBlackHunterx 6 months ago 2
wow is he in hell? (2:40)
LOTRlover100 6 months ago
9:06 WHAT SOUL?!
JacquelynF94 6 months ago
cool guy turns out to be gay scientist
CrystalKirby19 7 months ago
things as black as the heart of a damon.....you forgot the "e", Nero! lolz interesting way to pronounce "demon"
KaelinaLuvsLomaris 7 months ago
crazy...he`s looking like bakura from yu-gi-oh..interesting
sabielfe1 7 months ago
Why does Hojo sound like the joker? Uggh, he makes me sick...
lailaandamy11 7 months ago
.........Bakura?
Weirdkenny101 7 months ago
D= why do none of the bad guys ever stay dead? sephiroth, weiss, hojo. . . rufus shinra and genesis count too i guess.
Jaypelt53ph1r07h 8 months ago
OMG SOMEONE KILL THAT SON OF A BITCH!!! (Hojo)
ThePeter296 8 months ago 3
WOw i never thought of this hojo >:O transfer his thought on this EPic looking villian >.> kinsda loking like gay though lol
RonBlade 8 months ago
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Holy shit.
That is all.
Shipoopiism 8 months ago
HOJO?!
Hate Hojo..
Pwi3000 9 months ago
HOJO you SONOFBITCH!!!
KeilenXIIII 9 months ago
What is Dirge of Cerberus about? I believe it is about Vincent's relative like Grimoire Valentine.
BeastGirl15 9 months ago
"You see where Chaos is but a pawn, _I_ am a _Queen_! The BIGGEST _QUEEN_ of them all!"
Eldeecue 10 months ago
the first thing I thought of when I saw and heard hojo, was are you still living, and why are you still around?!
raeven1212 10 months ago
so you folks see
the internet is a dangerous place
P2theinoy 10 months ago 6
Somewhere a Super Saiyan is missing his hair
IzzyRobin 10 months ago 20
DAMMIT!! F***ING STAY DEAD HOJO!!! D:<
iXheartXjapan 11 months ago 3
@iXheartXjapan i know i want him dead 2 he practically killed vincent and lucrecia and might as well have driven his son to insanity and sense sephy killed 100's of ppl thats his fault as well and he raised sephy 2 believe Jenova was his mother... hojo is a sick sonofabitch who needs to die and go somewhere lower than hell cuz hell is to good for his
emilycupcake1 6 months ago
@emilycupcake1 i concur
iXheartXjapan 6 months ago
@iXheartXjapan awesome...if i ever see him i'll torture him XD
emilycupcake1 6 months ago
@emilycupcake1 i'll help -- gladly. :D
iXheartXjapan 5 months ago
@iXheartXjapan yay..i shall start a hojo haters club on facebook XD
emilycupcake1 5 months ago
@emilycupcake1 and every single fan of ffvii in general will join... all of them united in mutual hatred lol
iXheartXjapan 5 months ago
@iXheartXjapan exactly...lol and then 1 day in 10 years we c a guy who looks like hojo and i yell attaaaaaaaaaaaack!! and we all attack the guy and yell this is for u vincent
emilycupcake1 5 months ago
@emilycupcake1 lol precisely
iXheartXjapan 5 months ago
weiss... creepy laugh. and THAT"S why you never bring anyone back from the dead. they never return all the way. ask FMA
tekhara 11 months ago 5
oh god ma! hojo's back! grab the shotgun!
KaidaStrife 1 year ago 4
Has anyone noticed how awesome Nero's eyes are?
Myakita795 1 year ago
Nero should be a boss in KH
vitaminanime 1 year ago
WTF DID WEISS JUST DO TO NERO???
FERN306 1 year ago
Well, Hojo sure looks better now than he ever looked before! talk about your extreme makeover!
Shaleiceyy12 1 year ago 2
Wow, Wiess is like, the nicest brother on the planet!
Shaleiceyy12 1 year ago
Well thats what happens with older brothers. You bring them back to life and they kill you.
Cerberus957 1 year ago
omg is that sasuke????
1012mano 1 year ago 2
The storyline isn't crappy. It's just confusing and somewhat broken up, with the way it's presented, I admit...but nowhere near crappy!!
Whooooooaaa Nero is creeeeepy! Aww. I liked him, too...
Darkness doesn't affect Vincent? He should've been in KH, but noooo. Nomura-sama thought him to be too dark..
Damnit, Hojo. Why'd you break that brotherly bond! I hate things like that more than almost anything!! Weiss was cool!
...*Grins*
I wonder what REALLY happened to him...? *Hint hint, nudge nudge*
Lenighma 1 year ago 3
I totally saw that coming
candyhearts1995 1 year ago
Shut the eff up Hojo!! Nobody cares!! *Hits on head with frying pan multiple times*
AwesomeOliver100 1 year ago 5
OMG Weiss is Capeli from the resistance games haha
CardCaptorDeadpool 1 year ago
What the fuck is up wit the bad guys in ff7!! Dey always have silver hair and shirtless!!! Did Hojo just pick the guy that looks the most like Sephiroth? Did he just think that Sephiroth was sooo cool that he had to look just like him? Gosh!!
zackitachi1 1 year ago
@zackitachi1 Creepy, he's his son's biggest fan
greatsage4ever 1 year ago
Nooooo!!!! Vice you were hot!
dragonfire481 1 year ago
vice is HOJO !
FFVIITifaFan 1 year ago
vice is HOJO !!!!!!!!!!!
FFVIITifaFan 1 year ago
Yes it is.
CallmeOblivion 1 year ago
:D i was playing this when Hojo's wacked up laugh came and everyone in my house was like "Darling... Are you alright?" LOL
bluestar367 1 year ago 13
This crappy storyline. :(
CallmeOblivion 1 year ago
@CallmeOblivion STFU, it's not crappy.
Espadaknight4 1 year ago
Now I REALLY wonder what was going on in Lucrecia's head when she chose Hojo, I mean, SERIOUSLY.
Look at Vincent, and then look at trash....
That's how big the gap is.
adorathao 1 year ago 5
8:56 - 9:00
hmm... injecting with Jenova cells... OF COURSE ITS NOT GONNA GO AS WELL AS YOU PLANNED!!!!! think about it; supernatural being... you're a human...
Lotusfur 1 year ago 2
rejection's a bytch
nacto0 1 year ago
OMG, where did you find this at? I've been looking for places to download videos from Final Fantasy, and I can't find anything. So, do you think you or anyone can help me out by telling me some place I could download Final Fantasy clips for free???
DarkBlaze400 1 year ago
@DarkBlaze400 hey u see the videos in youtube right u can download them at keepvid just copy and paste the url and thats it
FFVIITifaFan 1 year ago
Vice was cool. Until it turned out that he was Hojo.
BeanieMac001 1 year ago 3
also, 8:00 haha. chicken much?
vampirateprincess 1 year ago
Question: How did vice die? I mean didn't Nero say he was dead "For now" and then wam! Here comes hojo.
Confuzzled...TwT
vampirateprincess 1 year ago
@vampirateprincess that's what square's purpose, to make people confuse so they can make another sequel, or prequel, or maybe another novel....
damn square
they were making games, now they are making money
megot1388 1 year ago
Hojo, you crazy bastard, why won't you die?
adamski148 1 year ago
I know its Hojo and all, but Weiss is HOT!!
katielashley 1 year ago
Unfortunatly, Hojo will never die. Remember, he uploaded himself into the Net. The NET!! For all we know, he's still alive somewhere...
katielashley 1 year ago
Hojo looks like a Super Saiyan strung out on cocaine.
ShareBear17 1 year ago
i wish i could kill hojo then bring him back from hell and kill him again for being so ugly and having that creepy laugh and voice and did i mention being ugly lol
kiyochananimelover4 1 year ago
he needs to go through puberty...
LolRoflLamoHaa 1 year ago
iz dat dude wit teh wings hojo?
yugiohchampion97zxx 1 year ago
omg...has nero a brother complex?!
missLionsDen 1 year ago
RIP his guts out Vincent!! .....his voice is pi**ing me offf!!
Thanks for the uploads, really good :D
migoto16duck 1 year ago
damn hojos an ugly bitch!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! He needs to die he's so fuckin ugly and thats sad!
nichick39 1 year ago
dear lord, the damn piece of shit doctor needs to die already. I want him to die really slowly and painfully, with pins through his eyes and sticking things in places they don't normally belong. Who wants to join me in the torture?
personifyingowned 1 year ago
HUMP! a pervert comes back from the dead into a hot body...raise your hand if you think that's totally wrong! *raises, hand over and over, then starts raising da hands of every1 around the building*
VINCENT! WHY DON"T U SHOT HIM WHILE HE IS BLABBING!!!!?
RinAkurei 1 year ago 2
Hate that gay voice luv that hot hot hot body (reminds me of Xemnas from KH he's hot to)
KapuistheAlphafemale 2 years ago
what the?! you think xemnas is hot? oh boy....
faebsel 2 years ago
shut up shut up shut up!!!!(it's not myfault that they make the bad guyshot these days beside i'm no he only one, so it not weird) ay way tell any on and i'll sed a army of heartless after you ya hear(Lol)
KapuistheAlphafemale 2 years ago
:P hey I didn't want to attack you...so sorry, but I really don't understand, why xemnas, what's with riku? oh and don't forget cloud ^^
faebsel 2 years ago
no i wuz just playin and yeah riku and cloud are hot (I'll never forget that scene where he just trew that organization coat off hiz body i'm like oh riku just stripped, T-T such a pity he didn't finish)
KapuistheAlphafemale 2 years ago
@KapuistheAlphafemale
same heer, in kh2 riku really looks great
even with the blindfold =) oh and in ff7
advent children, when cloud put his sleeve
away ^^ that was great too, his muscles
are so hot :)
faebsel 2 years ago
actually, he reminds me more of Riku :D
Chikaqae 1 year ago
My gosh, this game, is like an Adults version of Kingdom Hearts minus the disney.
I keep expecting Sora to run through with his keyblade at any moment,
JustFollowinMyHeart 2 years ago
seeing weiss's hot body but hearing hojo's high-pitched maniac voice is bizarre and freaky...
PurpleRuby96 2 years ago
Whe Weiss started with the creepy laughter everyone my living room got really quite and everyone looked at me like was crazy -_-
How did I handle this? By shouting "He's hot, right?!"
TheWingedthing 2 years ago 4
Hojo is the most evil guy in FF7 come to think of it
moswarthy 2 years ago
Yep..
I'd love to have a game where all the FF7 characters Hojo's screwed the lives over of come and bash the stuffings out him.
Zack - although he's dead ;~; , cloud, sephiroth, Vincent, plus anyone else we haven't found out about yet or i've forgotten to mention.
JustFollowinMyHeart 2 years ago
How Did Hojo Survive And Posses Weiss?
BirthOfEvil 2 years ago
@BirthOfEvil when he wuz about to diehe uploaded his memories into shinra's netwerk but uddently the network shattered and he wuz almost lost but then it rejoined because of weiss and he possesed him
runesword905 2 years ago
several things, 1. Nero sure is dedicated to his 'brother' 2. That was sooo cruel making Weiss kill Nero... 3. Hojo's voice annoys me to no end, probably more then Vexen's! you almost have to pity Hojo's voice actor for having such a voice! 4. He's mad.
FF3710Freak 2 years ago
Hojo is such a fugly douche bag!
ShinigamiChick39 2 years ago 6
HehehehehehahahahahahaHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAHAHAHAHA!!!!!
I'm finished with you.'
Gotta love Weiss
TheRulerTalks 2 years ago
nero is a heartles
setigirl1 2 years ago 3
we all cant forget who weiss's brother is lol
2unemanXIII 2 years ago
the fuck with hojo he just dont did i omislash him hitting between 6000-8500 how the hell can he survive that tell me how!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
romeodogg07 2 years ago 4
if it wasnt for him sephiroth would be normal not enhanced he ruined everyone's lives
phantomgreys 2 years ago 4
will that fucker just stay dead! FOR CRYING OUT LOUD!!!!
SabakuNoIzy 2 years ago 4
omg god hojo u bitch!
1 you steal vince's love
2.now you stole cloud's hairstyle!!
Theelementofpizza 2 years ago 96
HOJO MUST DIE
9627122 2 years ago 6
@Theelementofpizza No, he took the hair from some dragonball Z character.
FFXASFAN1 1 year ago
@Theelementofpizza You forgot that he has cool gun/katana thingies too!!!!! I want 1!!!!!!
TheByrdWhoLovesRock 10 months ago
weiss is the german word for white lol
Lyicidas2008 2 years ago 3
lol and nero is the italian word for black
DBAFhunter 2 years ago 4
Weiss' voice is soooo excellent compared to Hojo's. I hate Hojo mostly 'cause of his voice, nevermind all the stuff he did. Meh. But Weiss is awesome! :D
Srombalen 2 years ago 3
hojo would rebirth himself as a younger, ripped guy. =P but dang....hojo pisses me off so bad! i hate that guy....*glare*
RenoIsMyMan 2 years ago 4
NOOOOOO!!!! Hojo is still ALIVE?!??!?!?! God I hate that guy!!
FFgurl4lyfe 2 years ago 4
You and me both oh fellow fangirl.
suzukablade 2 years ago 5
Yeah, he is EVIL and I HATE him, I think they have him remain alive so you have the pleasure of killing him again...
FFgurl4lyfe 2 years ago 12
yeah i guess but for people like us who watch the cutscene movies he gets really annoying where you think he's dead and then he comes alive.....somehow..... i guess they keep him to make the players even more angry he's not dead...
VincentValentineFVII 2 years ago 4
True. Still, if anybody in Final Fantasy 7 was evil enough to pull a parasitic rebirth it would definetly be Hojo. Still I gotta wonder, just how many copies of himself did he make? Cause I sincerely doubt that a madman like Hojo would stop at just one.
suzukablade 2 years ago 5
Haha! Granted, it does give you the extra boost you need to finally finish him off.
greekgal 2 years ago 3
your right he must be stop and the guy for the job vincent
9627122 2 years ago
i really really don't like this guy HE CAUSED THE DEATH OF SEPHIROTH ZACK AND MANY PEOPLE HE MUST DIE! O.O
FINALDEATHOFMIYAVI46 2 years ago 9
yeah that guy is a creeper, i seriously hate that guy and his guts, and most importantly...his voice. why can't he just be dead for good
s12711 2 years ago 59
Oh my gosh his voice ah god I wanna strangle him he's so arrogant
LeyliaFireheart 2 years ago 8
Yay, Mwuahaha, first to comment. Thanks so much for putting these up!!
FFgurl4lyfe 2 years ago